Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 254 I will kill myself

This was the first time that Xia Lin experienced the feeling of conspiring with others to rebel, but it felt a bit weird because it was a plot where I killed myself. And it must be said that there were not many smart people among this group of heroes.

It has been said since ancient times that those who are righteous are always butchers. Xia Lin now has a feeling that there are many butchers who are righteous. It is very likely that they are not that smart and can be used as tools by others.

Because the very next day, Xia Lin, this "dandy boy", became their military advisor, with extremely high salary. Someone even went out of his way to cut half a pound of fat meat to give to Xia Lin to nourish his brain.

To be honest, he was somewhat moved by compassion. His original idea was to kill all of these people, chop off their heads in front of Hong Yuan, and let this mentally retarded girl accumulate some inner demons. But he was not the emperor, so there was no need to do any "I can't bear it, but I have to kill them" drama.

To put it bluntly, this group of peddlers did not do anything wrong. Nietzsche once said, "There is no truth in this world, only perspective." Judging from these people's simple values ​​and perspectives, Xia Lin is indeed a damned official who has exploited the Guangzhou family's wealth over the years.

Of course, they could not consider the deeper reasons, and they could not understand the saying of spending money to avoid disaster. Only when the pigs are not fat, they will not be slaughtered during the New Year.

So after Xia Lin figured it out, he had his own ideas.

"Military advisor, have some tea."

A man nearby brought Xia Lin a cup of tea and placed it on the table: "Military Advisor, if you are hungry, just let me know and I will cook you a fish."

Xia Lin waved his hand, then pointed to the street map he had drawn and said, "This location is the best ambush point. You will ambush in the alley. Do you have weapons?"

"I have a hatchet."

"There is a butcher knife."

Hearing their words, Xia Lin shook his head and turned his head away: "Little wife, you don't even prepare weapons for the heroes? You want them to use carrying poles to assassinate the imperial envoy, right?"

"Who is your little wife? Get out of here, okay?" Hong Yuan frowned and cursed, "You think about this kind of thing all day long. You deserve to die."

The men next to them were laughing. They even seemed to understand what she meant. After all, the princess and the military advisor looked like a good match. The princess was pretty and the military advisor was talented.

"Wait a moment, I'll get you some weapons."

He raised his foot and walked out. No one stopped him now. After all, even if the king of heaven came, he would not expect that someone would be involved in planning to kill him.

"Military Advisor, please eat something before you leave. The meal will be ready soon."

"You guys will eat later. I'll go get some good dishes. I'm born with delicate skin and flesh, so I have to eat good food."

After Xia Lin went out, he turned left and saw the spy he had arranged. He just gave a look and the spy followed him.

The two of them came to a secluded place, and Xia Lin whispered, "Go get a hundred fine iron swords."

"Order."

"Wait a minute." Xia Lin took out the bank note from his pocket and said, "Go, prepare a few tables of banquets and bring some wine. There are thirty-five people there, and there will be about twenty more later. We will arrange it according to the standard of ten people per table. You can use the extra money as hard work fee."

"Thank you, General."

"General?"

“Master, Master…” The spy chuckled, “Thank you, Master.”

It was probably noon, and the men were all starving when suddenly three horse-drawn carriages stopped outside.

Xia Lin stood up and took a look, then he put his hands on his hips and shouted to the courtyard: "Where are the people? Are they all dead? Come out and move the things!"

The men who were waiting for dinner in the house came out one after another and began to unload the goods from the carriage. First there were four large boxes, and then seven tables of banquet dishes. Once the large round table in the yard was opened, there was no place to stand.

After opening the box, they found a large number of fine iron swords coated with tung oil. Even Hong Yuan was stunned. She looked up at Xia Lin in astonishment and asked, "Where did you get these?"

"Of course I bought it with money, or did I rob it?" Xia Lin clapped his hands and said, "Okay, let's eat first."

To be honest, it had been a long time since these heroes had eaten such a sumptuous meal. They themselves hadn't even remembered how long it had been. When the food was on the table, they devoured it like a whirlwind. If you weren't careful, you couldn't even get the beak of a roast goose. As for the meatballs, the soup in the bowl was poured away to eat with the rice.

"No, how long have you guys been hungry?"

Xia Lin sat there and watched them devouring the food, feeling a bit amused and helpless: "Slow down, oh...slow down." "Military Advisor, to be honest, most of you brothers were originally guards of the palace. When the prince was defeated, you were sent back home. You have been living worse than pigs and dogs in the past six months. You don't have the habit of saving money. Life is really hard now. The last time I ate meat was three months ago."

Hearing what they said, Xia Lin smiled and shook his head: "It's just some meat. You can eat it later. I don't have anything else but some dirty money."

No one paid any attention to him when he said this. The whole yard was filled with the sound of clinking bowls and chopsticks. No one touched the dozen or so jars of good wine. They just enjoyed the game.

There was originally enough food for almost a hundred people, but these sixty or seventy starving ghosts actually managed to eat it all. It made people feel sad and helpless when seeing it.

Just a bunch of makeshift teams are going to assassinate the imperial envoy. What's the difference between this and giving it away for free? The key point is that this fool Hong Yuan is still full of confidence and thinks that he can take the dog official's head to worship his father and brother tomorrow.

Xia Lin propped up his head and looked at these people. Now it's okay. Killing them is meaningless. If they don't kill them, they have already done the pre-war mobilization. It was originally such a simple matter, but now it has become so complicated. Hey... just for fun.

"If you ask me, you might as well set up a Tiandihui." Xia Lin sighed, "Ask my concubine to be the chief leader, and then develop it slowly and steadily. What's the point of just killing an imperial envoy?"

"Heaven and Earth Society?"

Hong Yuan came over after hearing this: "What?"

Seeing the stupidity in her eyes, Xia Lin dipped his hand in water and began to speak: "It is an organization mainly composed of the lower class people. This is the seaside, so it is named after the ship. The boss is the helmsman, and the following are the halls, towns, streets, and districts. When there are more people and they develop to other places, they are called branches. The branches report to the headquarters once a year."

"So what is this for?"

"You can't rebel against the imperial court. Robbing the rich to help the poor won't work either. Why don't you organize everyone to live a good life?" Xia Lin held his chin and continued, "Monopolize the manure in the city, monopolize the well digging, and monopolize the sand excavation. If you want to do this, you have to work with you, and others can't interfere. Establish and regulate the market, clarify the prices, and let the brothers live a good life first. Isn't that better than anything else?"

The people around him fell silent after hearing his words. Who doesn't want to live a good life? But their identities really don't allow it. Not to mention they are the old subordinates of King Lingnan, they are all begging for mercy. There is really no way for them to truly integrate into the society and they can only do the most crude kung fu.

"If you ask me, don't go and kill the imperial envoy and die, seriously." Xia Lin said with a smile, "The King of Lingnan has fallen, but do you know what will happen if you kill the imperial envoy? The imperial envoy's 3,000 iron soldiers will kill people. Your wives, children, friends and partners will all be killed because of you. Liu Gouzi, didn't you say yesterday that your wife will give birth in two months?"

A smaller man beside him nodded and said, "Yeah, the baby is about to be born. I wanted to ask the military advisor to give it a name."

"Don't get married. You will definitely not be able to escape after you assassinate the imperial envoy tomorrow, and you won't be able to have children." Xia Lin tapped his fingers on the table: "Besides, even if you really kill the imperial envoy, what will happen? The court will have to send a new imperial envoy. This time it's easy to talk to him, but if it comes next time, he will really massacre the city."

The place suddenly became quiet, and only Hong Yuan spoke: "Then what should I use to sacrifice to my father and brother?"

"Just go to the fucking market and buy a pig's head for sacrifice."

With a bang, Hong Yuan slammed the table, drew out the sharp blade and placed it on Xia Lin's shoulder: "You are a coward! If you don't go, I will take my brothers with me."

Xia Lin used chopsticks to push away her sword: "I can lead my brothers to a good life, but you lead them to death. Okay, you are loyal enough, you lead them. I don't care."

Hong Yuan snorted coldly: "Brothers, let's go. Don't listen to this playboy's words."

She raised her arms and shouted, but the brothers around her remained silent. Some who wanted to stand up were pulled down by the people next to them.

"You...you...if you don't go, I will go by myself."

Xia Lin pointed with chopsticks: "Don't let her do anything stupid, don't let her do anything stupid."

It has to be said that Hong Yuan in a manic state was harder to hold down than a pig during the Chinese New Year. It took three or five men to hold her down.

"Princess... the military advisor is right. You can't go and die."

Hong Yuan was tied up and sat next to Xia Lin. The brothers next to him were still trying to persuade him, "You are the prince's only bloodline. You can't die, princess."

Hong Yuan couldn't listen at all and just cursed. Xia Lin raised his hand and threw a bowl of wine on her face: "Calm down and stop being a shrew."

Her face turned red at this moment. Xia Lin simply laid her across his legs and slapped her on the butt three times. Hong Yuan's eyes suddenly became clear, and she stopped scolding and started crying.

The brothers around just snickered. After all, from their perspective, there was something fishy going on between the two of them, and it seemed that the young master was much smarter than the princess.

"My idea is to make the lives of my brothers a little better first." Xia Lin said loudly while sitting there: "The martial arts world is not about fighting and killing, but about human relationships and worldly wisdom~~ You are a little girl who hasn't even grown all her hair yet, but you think about killing and killing every day. You feel so good about killing, but others are willing to bring their children to die with you?"

After saying that, Xia Lin coughed and said, "Brothers, if you are willing to listen to me, then I will tell you about this way to make a fortune. If not, go and assassinate the imperial envoy as planned tomorrow. You choose your own path, and you really can't blame anyone else when the time comes."

(End of this chapter)