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Chapter 415: Killing Two Birds with One Fish

After traveling through mountains and rivers, the imperial edict finally arrived in Fuliang and was handed over to Princess Pingyang.

When the princess saw the imperial edict, her heart skipped a beat. After taking a closer look, she felt that Emperor Hongbao was not undeservedly known for being able to suppress the heroes of four directions by himself. This was obviously a case of using Li to control Li. In order to allow the Wei Dynasty to move forward stably, this old man came up with a surprising trick.

"That's a good plan, but it's not a bad thing for my sister."

The person who was talking next to him was Li Shimin. He found some time to come and see his family. Although the struggle in the Li family was fierce, Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng had gone hunting in the past few days, so Li Shimin naturally took the time to come back and take a look.

He was somewhat disappointed that he didn't see Xia Lin. Although that guy was a bit of a jerk, it was indeed interesting to talk to him.

"Then what do you think?" Princess Pingyang sighed softly: "If it were someone else, you would have probably picked up a knife and chopped him down."

"Well, the Dugu family doesn't really insult my sister's status."

"But..." Princess Pingyang kept her mouth shut. She really wanted to tell Li Shimin that Dugu Han was a sister, but in the end she gave up.

"But sister, have you noticed something strange? The transfers in the capital these days are very strange. Xia Daosheng originally went to the capital to help the crown prince stabilize the situation. After the death of His Majesty, the capital will definitely be in chaos. However, in the end, Xia Daosheng went to inspect the border, and asked you to marry into the Dugu family instead."

"What do you think?"

Li Shimin folded his arms and paced back and forth, pursing his lips. "From the current situation, I think there is only one possibility. That is, His Majesty asked Xia Lin to guard the national border and let the Great Wei Dynasty be in turmoil. You also know that Tuoba Jing is not a capable person. His Majesty is probably worried that after his death, Tuoba Jing will force Xia Daosheng to rebel, so he gave him more power to let him leave the capital and leave the last guarantee for the Great Wei Dynasty."

"Then he asked me to marry into the Dugu family to contain the Li family."

"The three pillars of the Li family." Li Shimin laughed: "Awesome, really awesome. But it's okay, sister, marry him. At least you can be safe if you marry him."

"Keep me safe?"

"That's right." Li Shimin held the sleeping Li Chengqian in his arms and looked down at his son: "Father will not let you and me off easily this time."

Princess Pingyang's expression was solemn and her eyes were red after hearing this: "Yes, he will have to sacrifice some people for his great cause."

Li Shimin also raised his head: "Sister, marry him. The Dugu family is now on Xia Lin's side, you and him..."

"what do you want to say?"

"It's okay, sister..." Li Shimin laughed wickedly, "But I think Dugu Han's small body may not be able to delay the death. Sister, you should think of a way. Having a child will bring comfort to your heart. At least you will have a home."

"Child..." Princess Pingyang raised her hand and touched Cheng Qian's head: "As long as I have Cheng Qian, I'm fine."

"I still need one. If that doesn't work, find someone I know. At least he's good-looking, has a good temperament, and is well-read."

"What?" Princess Pingyang was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and raised her hand to hit Li Shimin: "You little bastard, you are teasing me!"

Li Shimin laughed so hard that Li Chengqian was annoyed. He finally calmed down and said, "I'll make the decision for my sister. Let's get married!"

"Hmm..." Princess Pingyang also sighed: "But I'm afraid that my father..."

"Don't worry about father. Blind loyalty and filial piety are not acceptable. Besides, this is the emperor's order. Unless father directly raises the flag, it is unlikely that he will disobey the emperor's order. Father will definitely be angry about this, but Your Majesty, don't you know what father is thinking? Can't he ask you to marry into the Tuoba family? Why must it be the Dugu family?"

Li Shimin suddenly laughed when he said this: "If Xia Daosheng had not already married a princess, I think His Majesty would have asked you to marry him directly. That would be a happy ending for everyone. My sister would be so happy that she would laugh in her dreams."

"Who are you talking about?" Pingyang scolded with a smile, "You little bastard, you're always teasing your sister, aren't you?"

However, if that were the case, it would probably be a really good result, but there are ten things in the world that go wrong. But here I have to say that Li Shimin's personal ability is really amazing. He can understand the whole situation with just an imperial edict and some current affairs news.

"Then why not go to Tuoba's house?"

"If I really go to the Tuoba family, how can my sister go to the Li family to divide the world into three parts? His Majesty is smart here. He wants to protect the stability of the Great Wei Dynasty. Since my father is going to raise an army, let us fight among ourselves, and don't let the royal family get involved. Let's continue to be a small court in the south. Tuoba Jing is a man who makes it difficult for him to rule the country, but it is still easy for him to rule the small piece of land in Gyeonggi Province."

"But I won't fight with you."

"Father will kill us!" Li Shimin said this with a hawk-like look in his eyes: "To protect big brother."

Princess Pingyang chuckled, raised her head and looked at the sky helplessly.

"Well, since I'm here, I'll personally escort my sister to the capital to get married."

At this point, Princess Pingyang actually laughed, because she thought of that little kid Dugu Han. She was a head taller than her, but now she wanted that little girl to marry her. It was really interesting.

Pingyang is a typical white-skinned, beautiful woman with long legs. Although she looks a little strong due to long-term training, her figure is actually very healthy. On the other hand, Dugu Han is a classic bean sprout. She is naturally top-notch, but too thin. Standing next to Pingyang, she looks like a mother with a baby. "Get ready to go to Beijing to get married."

Li Shimin personally led the wedding procession and headed towards the capital. On the way, both of them actually missed Xia Lin quite a bit. If Xia Lin were here, who knows what fun he would have caused.

However, Princess Pingyang had some strange thoughts in her mind, because of what the little bastard said to her before he left: "When you come back, it won't just be a kiss." These days, the princess has been wondering what the next step after the kiss will be. But she couldn't ask those who had experienced it. Although she had some answers in her mind, she was just curious...she wanted to know what he would do.

In the circle of wild history enthusiasts, there has always been a systematic name, namely Stinky Han, Dirty Tang, Tailed Song, Confused Yuan, Sloppy Ming, and Clear Sniffle. Dirty Tang means that the relationship between men and women in the Tang Dynasty was extremely ambiguous, and its degree of openness was comparable to that of New York in the 1960s. Although the present has nothing to do with the Tang Dynasty, these people are actually of the same lineage.

It is impossible to be conservative at all. Even someone like the princess, who admires men and hates men, will be more or less influenced by the lewd music of the time and be tainted by the filth of lust.

She is different from Duguhan. Duguhan hates everyone equally, even Xia Lin. But at the same time, she also stacks buffs on herself. Because of her life experience and repressed personality, Duguhan's personality has some M attributes...

The extreme dopamine explosion brought about by "being defiled by someone you hate" even made her addicted, just like people who take drugs know that drugs are poisonous, but they simply can't stop.

The wedding procession came all the way to the capital. Naturally, this matter had already been communicated by express horse, and Dugu Han had also made preparations long ago.

After that, we'll have the wedding.

The wedding was so grand and luxurious that even Emperor Hongbao sent a pair of jade ruyi.

But when it was time to enter the bridal chamber at night, Dugu Han sat on the edge of the bed and watched Princess Pingyang feasting on her meal.

"Sister, don't you want to eat something?"

"I won't eat, I have no appetite."

Princess Pingyang sighed: "I heard that you married Xia Daosheng's sister. Where is your sister? Bring her out for me to see."

"It was me too. I married myself." Dugu Han said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Now that you are here, I sent her to the countryside."

Princess Pingyang burst out laughing: "Don't make me laugh."

At this moment, Dugu Han had a sad face: "Sister, I want to ask you a question sincerely, do you want to be the queen?"

Princess Pingyang, who was drinking to relieve her greasy feeling, spat out the whole thing: "My dear sister, please don't scare me."

Dugu Han supported his hands on his knees and tried to speak several times but didn't know where to start: "Your Majesty is so powerful, so powerful. He ruined my plan with one move, and I'm afraid he also ruined yours."

"I'm so annoyed now."

"What's there to worry about?" Princess Pingyang wiped her hands and walked to the bedside to lie down. Born as a military commander, she was much more dashing than Dugu Han. "Let's take it one step at a time. For now, we can only wait."

"Wait?" Dugu Han turned his head and knocked on Pingyang: "Sister, are you waiting for him to come back?"

At this point, Dugu Han's eyes rolled around: "Sister, I beg you for a favor."

"That's all you say."

"When he comes back next time, sister can...can I..." Dugu Han pursed his lips: "Can I...can I have a baby?"

"What?" Princess Pingyang sat up in astonishment. "Sister, are you the head of the Dugu family or a pimp? What benefits did he give you?"

Dugu Han looked embarrassed: "Sister, please listen to me..."

She began to talk about her difficulties, and that she urgently needed someone like Xia Lin to protect her. She had been targeted by the Yuwen family, and even by many wealthy families. She could not fight back on her own...

"Sister thought it was such a difficult matter."

Princess Pingyang sneered and said, "I will protect you. I am a general and I have military power. If a man can do it, I can do it too. Your family has money, so I can raise a new army."

"But then, your relationship with the Li family will be irreconcilable." Dugu Han looked back and said, "Besides... are you as powerful as that person? Can you withstand the impact and targeting of the third or even fourth of the Eight Pillars and your own family? Unless sister can get the Twelve Generals Seals now, it will be difficult for us to protect ourselves when the world is in chaos and heroes rise up..."

"But you want to tie up a generation of heroes with a child?"

"I don't know." Dugu Han shook his head and said, "I just want to try it."

"If you want to try, don't use me. If you want to give birth, give birth yourself. You can even say it was me who gave birth."

(End of this chapter)