Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote
Chapter 416 Li Yuanji's Summer
Chapter 416 Li Yuanji's Summer
At present, Dugu Han and Princess Pingyang just sat there staring at each other every day, and then chatted when they had nothing to do.
"I'm going to go see San Hu with Shimin later today. After all, he's my brother."
"Didn't you say your family has bad relations?"
"Yes, it's not good. He has always hated us. But after all, we are brothers and sisters from the same mother. I have experienced life and death, and I have figured it out. All the glory and wealth, emperors and generals are just like that. He has a hard time here alone, and my father probably doesn't think about him. It is said that the eldest sister is like a mother, so I will naturally go to see him."
"It's really troublesome. It would be great if you had a house like mine, full of garbage."
Princess Pingyang was amused by these words: "Waste is okay?"
"At least the losers won't provoke me." Dugu Han unfolded his fan: "Why? Do you want your husband to go with you?"
"Little bean sprout." Princess Pingyang rubbed Dugu Han's head and said, "You should wait until he comes back to coax him."
"Don't try to tarnish someone's innocence. When will I go and coax him?"
“I didn’t even say who it was.”
Princess Pingyang stood up, put on her boots and walked out: "You are still thinking, little bean sprout."
"Don't call me little bean sprout!"
"Okay, bean sprouts."
Princess Pingyang is a tall, general-level queen. Her aura makes Dugu Han feel so inferior. Although Xiao Douya has a high IQ, she is still inferior to her under the suppression of her aura.
The princess left in a hurry, and then went to the inn to call Li Shimin, and the two went straight to Li Yuanji's residence. On the way, Li Shimin was actually a little nervous: "The three Hus hate me to the core, how can anything good happen to him when he sees me?"
"I have my sister here, so why are you worried?"
If there is anyone in the world who can suppress Li Shimin, it must be the eldest princess of the Li family. Even Xia Lin can't do it. The strongest carbon-based creature on the surface of the earth can fight back and forth even when encountering a time traveler, but he is so docile in front of his own sister.
"Take it."
The princess stuffed the summer clothes she brought for Li Yuanji into Li Shimin's hands and said, "He is your brother after all. How much hatred can you say?"
"He really hates me. He wishes I were dead."
"Don't say that! You have to know that if Sanhu hadn't come here as a hostage, you would have come here. Just for this reason, you should thank him."
Li Shimin followed his sister with a shamefaced look on his face to Li Yuanji's residence. Being a hostage here, life was not really good. There were no maids and no servants. There was a knock on the door, and Li Yuanji, who was eating noodles inside, hurriedly put down his bowl and chopsticks and rushed out.
"Don't knock, don't knock, here it comes."
He hurriedly opened the door and when he saw the person at the door, he was visibly stunned for a moment, his expression a little confused. He looked at the princess and then at Li Shimin behind him.
"Why are you here..."
"I'm here, why are you talking so much nonsense?"
Princess Pingyang was the first to walk in, scolding as she walked: "You didn't even come to my sister's wedding, you really are getting cocky."
"I..." Li Yuanji hung his head, glanced at Li Shimin, and then dared not speak.
Apart from anything else, the only one in the Li family who could compete with the eldest sister was the eldest brother Li Jiancheng. Even when Li Yuanji was with the eldest brother, he dared to show his teeth to Li Shimin but did not dare to frown at the eldest sister.
After entering the house, the princess glanced at Li Shimin and said, "Give the clothes to Sanhu."
Li Shimin stepped forward and handed the bundle in his hand to Sanhu. The two of them were so embarrassed for a moment, their expressions neither crying nor laughing, and the action of one handing the bundle to the other was frozen for a long time.
"What's the matter? Brothers who were born from the same mother are now estranged from each other?"
The eldest sister threw her sleeves and said, "I don't care about you. I got up so early and haven't eaten anything yet. What do you have to eat?"
She walked inside and found a pot of broken noodles. She looked back at Li Yuanji in astonishment: "Where's your money? Is this all you want to eat?"
"I……"
Li Yuanji was too embarrassed to say that he spent his money on a woman's belly, so he could only stand there with his head down. At this moment, Li Shimin's bad mouth came up again: "Where else can the money go? It must have been spent on eating, drinking, whoring and gambling."
Li Yuanji glared at Li Shimin fiercely, but at this moment his eldest sister had already rushed over angrily, so he quickly lowered his head again.
"You, you." Princess Pingyang poked Li Yuanji's head with her finger: "You are in your twenties, but you are still so playful."
She waved her hand and said, "Let's go, I'll take you out to eat."
The eldest sister was only three or four years older than them. When they were young, she took them around to cause trouble and make trouble. Now, when he saw her back, Li Yuanji was in a trance and was pulled back to that time again. He couldn't help but feel a sore nose.
"You're miserable."
On the way, Li Shimin said in a tone of watching the fun: "You're going to be lectured by my big sister later." Li Yuanji didn't say anything, but just nudged Li Shimin with his elbow. When Li Shimin saw that this little bastard dared to fight back, he immediately hit him back, and then the two of them started to fight back on the road.
"Have you had enough of the trouble?" The eldest sister turned around and suddenly shouted at the two of them to behave themselves: "You are already fathers, yet you are still so unstable."
In fact, Li Shimin and his two brothers still had some grudges, but they dared not to show it due to the pressure from their sister. If the sister was not here at this moment, if Li Yuanji dared to elbow him, Li Shimin would beat him to death.
When they were sitting in the restaurant, the princess scolded Li Yuanji so much that he couldn't even raise his head. But Li Shimin smiled at this moment, and the firepower was directly transferred to him. Li Yuanji was very happy...
"Erfeng, take out five hundred taels of silver."
Li Shimin took out the money reluctantly, and when the bill reached the princess's hand, she used it to knock on Li Yuanji's head: "Sanhu, I'm telling you, if I find out that you're making trouble here again, don't blame me for not showing you any mercy."
After saying that, she slapped the bill in front of Li Yuanji: "Asshole."
Li Yuanji stretched out his hand and took the money away in a flash, lowering his head without saying a word, but he actually had no resentment in his heart. Since he was a child, he envied his other brothers and sisters who had their mothers to take care of them, but he was ignored by his mother because he was born ugly.
Now, his elder sister's preaching and scolding seemed more like an emotional compensation to him.
After a long while, Li Yuanji looked up and said, "I dare not go to your wedding."
"Why don't you dare?"
Li Yuanji glanced at Li Shimin and then stopped talking again.
"What? Can I still eat you?"
"Who is my father? Who are you?" The princess hit Li Shimin's arm with her chopsticks: "Speak properly!"
Li Yuanji felt so happy when he saw Erfeng being beaten. It was difficult even for his father to make the arrogant Li Shimin get beaten. If he really wanted to beat him, he could even overturn the palace. It was only because of his eldest sister that he was so powerful.
"In the afternoon, Sanhu took the two of us to the capital to have a look around. We were unfamiliar with the place, but you had a great time eating, drinking and having fun."
"Okay, okay." Sanhu didn't dare to waste time and agreed.
In fact, Sanhu had no time to go out for food, drink and fun for several days. After all, the capital city is very big, and it would take several days to have fun.
In just these few days, we can see that the emotional rift between Erfeng and Sanhu has been significantly repaired. Although it is unlikely that they will reconcile, at least they are no longer mortal enemies. The princess is naturally the one who controls the overall situation, and her pressure in front of her younger brothers is really overwhelming.
The full-blooded version of Princess Pingyang truly lives up to her reputation.
"Er Feng will be going back in a few days, but I have to stay in the capital for a few days. I will keep a close eye on you during these days."
"Oh... I see." San Hu lowered his head and responded, then suddenly raised his head and asked, "Sister married the head of the Dugu family? That Dugu Han? Little Dou Ding?"
Even though most royal family members dare not mess with Dugu Han, because of her small stature and appearance as if she is underdeveloped, she has many nicknames behind her. Some of the straightforward ones include Bean Vegetable, Bean Sprout, and Bean Ding, while some of the more cultural ones include Small Husband and All-Complete Organs.
Anyway, the immoral behavior of laughing at people's flaws has never ceased for thousands of years. Although everyone knows that it is not good, they can't help but feel good about it.
"Little kid!" The princess frowned and said, "You are so rude!"
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong... I just said it casually." Li Yuanji pursed his lips: "But he has a bad reputation. Everyone says that his strange temper is because he is inhumane."
She has a weird temper because she's a bitch!
But this cannot be said. If it is said out, it will really harm Dugu Han. Princess Pingyang lowered her eyelids and chuckled, "As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, you follow the dog. Do you think he can still bully your sister?"
Li Yuanji nodded and said, "If they bully you...I...I will help you fight back."
Li Shimin rolled his eyes and said jokingly, "Oh, by the way. Sanhu, I heard that you have a close relationship with Xia Daosheng. Do you know where he went after leaving the capital?"
San Hu shook his head in confusion: "I don't know."
"Did he say anything to you when he left?"
"No, but I heard that he was pushed away."
Hearing this, Li Shimin and the princess exchanged glances. The princess curiously leaned over and asked, "Please tell me in detail."
After all, Xia Lin's departure was a very strange thing, and there were many ups and downs in the capital. Li Yuanji often went to brothels, and he knew a lot of gossip, so he told him what he had seen and heard.
"Oh... what's the origin of that guy called Zhao Shiyuan?"
"Just a commoner, but seems to be particularly favored by the prince."
Li Shimin laughed at this moment, looking at his sister and said, "Sister, the prince really has poor taste."
"Shut your mouth!" Princess Pingyang looked around cautiously: "This is the capital city!"
(End of this chapter)
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