Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 497 You Royal Family Are So Dirty
When the news came out, Xia Lin and Lao Zhang became very nervous.

"That's not something you can say."

"Of course I know, so I want a fifth-rank official." Yang Hao raised his head and smiled, "After all, he is just a nephew. He will be nothing more than a rich man until he dies. If he wants to climb up, he still has to rely on himself."

One is the Queen, and the other is Li Mi. These two people hid together in a private room of a brothel. I'm afraid no one would believe that they were learning Turkic there?
But Li Mi was already in his forties, so how old was the empress? Twenty-nine or thirty? Anyway, I heard that she was about the same age as Emperor Jingtai, so she was probably in her early thirties.

The queen is in her early thirties and the Li family brother is a dozen years older, eh... that makes sense.

"Honesty?"

"How dare I say this as a joke?" Yang Hao chuckled. "I came here rashly to disturb you two adults. To put it bluntly, I am taking a gamble. I am betting that you two hate the power of the noble families."

Xia Lin scratched his head: "You are really fierce."

The atmosphere on the scene was silent and weird at the moment. The sudden news made the three of them speechless and they didn't even know what to do.

"They don't carry people?"

"Of course she has to carry it on her back. The Queen came here in disguise, and Li Mi also came here in the appearance of an ordinary person."

Xia Lin's eyes rolled: "Then how do you know it's them?"

"Hahaha, Master Xia, there are hundreds of thousands of skills in the world, you can't possibly master them all. I have been weak since I was young, and my father was worried about not being able to support me, so he sent me to the mountains to be with a Taoist priest. My master has an outstanding skill, which is to recognize people by their bones. Even if they are disguised in thousands of ways, as long as the bones remain unchanged, there will be no mistake in recognizing them."

"Your reasons are all quite similar." Xia Lin muttered and leaned back in his chair: "So what now? You told me, so what?"

"I don't know. I just told you this news and asked you to exchange my position. If you don't give it to me, I can't do anything about it." Yang Hao said calmly, "But your reputation is always good, so I naturally believe it."

"Well, his libido is good." Lao Zhang added: "But the problem now is not the problem of the fifth-rank official, but how to get the evidence. Can I take a look?"

"Look..." Xia Lin turned his head and glanced at Lao Zhang: "You can. You want to see everything, right?"

Old Zhang waved his hand and said, "Evidence, there must be evidence. I remember that the queen also came from a very famous family."

"Since you two want to see it, there is a way."

This guy surnamed Yang is really just as Xia Lin described to Lao Zhang before, a smiling tiger. He doesn't make a lot of noise, but he really bites.

When decorating the room, this person actually left secret compartments in every room. These secret compartments were carefully arranged and placed in inconspicuous places. When you push open the secret compartment, there is only an imperceptible hole through which you can see the room opposite. This even utilizes the principle of pinhole imaging. This brick is a small hole dark box that will not be discovered by the opposite side and can be seen extremely clearly.

What the hell is this medieval pinhole camera? Xia Lin was shocked. No wonder they say walls have eyes. It turns out it’s not an exaggeration.

What’s more important is that there are more than one such secret compartments, but six on one wall. All the information in the room can be seen from different directions, with basically no blind spots.

Now it seems that there is no such thing as a thief who can steal for a thousand days. Who can stand this...

No wonder the rooms in this top-level private room are so far apart. It turns out there is a dark room between the two rooms, where you can sit, stand, or even lie sideways to watch...

As Xia Lin looked around, he marveled at the wisdom of the ancient working people. In the room was a large vermilion bed with swaying red candles. However, at this moment, the bed and the boat could no longer be distinguished. The gauze curtains swayed slightly, and the creaking oars of a black-sailed boat in the south of the Yangtze River passed through the hole in the arch bridge with a few waves.

They watched for about forty minutes before they stopped. After a while, the curtain was lifted, and then the woman with disheveled hair sat up and put on her clothes one by one.

"I have to go back now. If I am any later, it might arouse suspicion."

At this moment, the light of the red candle hit her face. Who else could it be but the queen of the dynasty? At this moment, a man with a strong and upright appearance stood up from behind her, hugged her waist, leaned over and kissed her shoulder: "Why are you in such a hurry? No one is watching you right now."

"I said there would be a garden party today. If you are too late, someone will really get suspicious. Don't worry, think of a way to get out next time. I'm afraid he won't be back for a while."

Who else could she be referring to? Of course, it was the Jingtai Emperor who swept across the Central Plains. It must be said that although Xia Lin somewhat despised the Jingtai Emperor, this matter was still very unfair.

Even though Xia was a lecher, he claimed to be lecherous in a proper way. As long as the person was in a relationship, he would not even look at them, let alone do anything else. Jinlian was a typical example. Wasn't it obvious that she was paying him for her? Xia Lin didn't even have any feelings for her, let alone being affectionate and polite.

Moreover, given his current position and identity, as long as he says the words, countless people will be willing to give him their wives, daughters, and even mothers.

But he never did, because this was not about lust but about morality.

And what these two people are doing now is actually quite challenging the bottom line. It doesn't matter if they change their identities, since Emperor Jingtai is also playing outside anyway. But the problem is that Emperor Jingtai knows to summon Jinlian back to the mansion to make her his exclusive concubine, and he will never go out of the palace to mess around.

However, the queen could have sex with an important official in this brothel. This is a brothel! A brothel! She really didn't care about her face when she came to this place. After a while, the queen left, and soon Li Mi also put on his clothes and left the room.

The three people in the dark room waited until it was quiet outside before coming out. They turned around, went downstairs and returned to their private seats.

Xia Lin poured himself a glass of wine without saying anything, but Lao Zhang said after thinking for a while: "This Li Mi is good, we have been standing there for almost half an hour, and they started before we went there, who can stand more than half an hour?"

"The question now is not how long he can last." Xia Lin leaned on the back of the chair with one hand and drank the wine: "This matter is not a trivial matter."

At this moment, the man surnamed Yang stood up and bowed: "Then Sir Xia, Sir Zhang, I will take my leave first and wait for good news."

Xia Lin nodded. He didn't dislike this information dealer, but after this, he would never spend the night in any hotel, inn or brothel. This was too scary...

"How to say?"

"What else can I say?" Xia Lin raised his eyelids and glanced at Lao Zhang: "Investigate! Investigation Department, start!"

"This matter? Investigate? What to do after the investigation? How to investigate a great commander and a queen? Do you want to save the royal family's reputation? Li Mi's family is also one of the Eight Pillars of the State."

Xia Lin lowered his eyelids and smiled.

At this moment, fireworks suddenly rose outside the flower building, setting off the misty waves on both sides of the Qinhuai River, which was beautiful and moving. Countless infatuated men and women cheered at this moment, which was in line with the saying that love is always here.

The Queen returned to the garden party, still the beautiful and dignified Queen, with graceful manners and elegance. She raised her glass to wish all lovers in the world to finally get married.

"Let's go." Lao Zhang probably guessed what Xia Lin was thinking: "Let's go downstairs and have some fun first. It'll be fun guessing riddles downstairs."

After he finished speaking, he pointed at the food packed in lunch boxes and called the two girls at the door back: "You two take this to Zhang's house for me. I don't need to tell you which Zhang's house it is, right?"

"Okay, my lord."

After saying that, the two of them went downstairs and started playing with the people in the lobby.

Today's scene is indeed worthy of the phrase "drunkenness and extravagance", which reminds Xia Lin of the scene in The Legend of the Cat Demon, with the wine pool and the meat forest, the literati drunk and unrestrained, and the scholars reciting poems in a carefree and joyful manner.

There is a rule for the courtesan this year. That is, whoever can write a poem tonight that can compare with the one in "The clouds resemble clothes, the flowers resemble face, the spring breeze blows on the threshold, and the dew is gorgeous" can become her lover.

What is a lover who enters the curtain? To put it bluntly, it is a lover who enters the body. Don't think that the literati and scholars come here to fall in love just to fall in love. How many men in love don't press their dragon tendons hard when they are on a date? This is the truth. Times may change over thousands of years, but a man's thing will remain unchanged forever.

But her request was a bit too much. If you don't want to give it, you can just say so. There's no need to insult people like this. The Four Great Men of the Early Tang Dynasty weren't even born yet. Are these people using their brains to claim the title of the exiled immortal of the Tang Dynasty?

"She said that, clearly hoping that Xia Daosheng would come and take down her sign today. She could have just said no, why humiliate him like this."

"That's right. I can't think of a way to surpass the Three Songs of Qingping Tune, unless he comes in person."

"I may not be able to do it myself. At that time, Xia Daosheng was full of vigor and vitality. Now he is the queen of the dynasty and holds all the power."

Xia Lin stood by with his arms folded, listening to the entire thing, while Lao Zhang, with a glass of wine in his hand, was happily watching the girls dancing in the stands.

"Did you hear that? I'm talking about you, the queen. Hey, you said you've deposed the queen now, so aren't you justified in being the queen?"

Xia Lin glanced at Lao Zhang and said, "This courtesan is a bit crazy."

"Crazy? That's right. If she's not crazy, then what's the difference between her and the prostitutes in the alleys and lanes? Could it be possible that she was born without hair?"

Xia Lin glanced at Lao Zhang again and said, "No, you are just a bitch, but your words are too harsh."

"All the nice things are lies, only the bad things are true." Lao Zhang crossed his arms and said, "Why don't you try it? See if she really has hair or not?"

"I'm not interested, you're just a mediocre girl. Didn't you hear what the girls over there said? If you don't like the girls here, go find them. Even though they look like sluts, they have really good taste."

"She's out, she's out, Liang Hongxiu is here!"

Xia Lin looked in the direction of the sound, and he felt something was wrong the first time he saw this woman...

The breath of fellow travelers.

(End of this chapter)