Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 498: People say that colleagues are enemies

The atmosphere of fellow travelers, this is actually a feeling.

No matter what Xiao Xia came from, his intuition about his peers is unusually sharp, and he has always had a habit of observing a person, a group of people, or even people in the same industry.

Why did the courtesan on the stage give Xia Lin a feeling that she was a little abnormal? It was because she was too normal. This sounds difficult to explain, but it can be understood in just a few words.

No girl would be able to appear on such an occasion for the first time without a trace of panic in her eyes. At this moment, she is not the courtesan, nor is she Yang Guifei, whom Emperor Minghuang of Tang used to show his affection. She is just a boiled chicken on the chopping board.

Xia Lin had more than a hundred courtesans at his disposal, among whom Ting Yun Ling Yue was famous throughout the world, and even Xia Lin was stunned when she appeared. There were also the next level of courtesans, Feng Hua Xue Yue, who were also famous for their beauty. In the past, they were said to be the ones who would not regret their lives if they stepped on their faces.

But even so, when they truly appeared in the crowd for the first time, no matter how pretty and charming the expressions on their faces were, the panic and helplessness in their eyes could not be hidden.

There is no solution to this problem, and it requires experience.

However, the moment the newcomer Liang Hongxiu appeared on the stage, people felt that every move she made was based on eighty-three thousand thoughts.

Of course, it can be said that she has been trained and is very strong, but the problem is that she only looks sixteen or seventeen years old. Even if she has been training in a brothel since she was eight years old, it is impossible for her to have such an effect.

As far as Xia Lin knows, there is only one method in the world that can achieve such training effects, and that is to train people using the method of taming death warriors.

It is similar to the royal selection, but the process is more cruel and inhumane. The production rate is about 10%, that is, only one person out of ten can become such a talent, and the remaining nine will be raised to death.

People who grew up in such an extreme environment have no fear in their hearts.

It is said that if flowers bloom in a poor and evil place, they must be extremely poisonous.

When he met his colleagues, Xia Lin's fighting instinct was immediately aroused. At this time, he would not have any sympathy for women, because there was no hope of persuading or convincing such a woman. If he showed any pity, joy or heartache for her, she would turn around and stab him to death.

Xia Lin watched her approaching gracefully and elegantly, and he began to have doubts in his heart. Whenever the first thing she said was to irritate the people present, Xia Lin could basically conclude that this person was coming for him.

As for why they chose this method, it was probably because they made a misunderstanding when analyzing Xia Lin, that is, Xia Lin is not greedy for money but is lustful.

What kind of color has Xia Lin not seen at the moment? Of course, it is this rose with thorns. The people who designed this plan must be of a high level. At this level, the physical body is no longer what they desire. They can have as many beautiful naizi as they want, and interesting souls are exactly what they desire extremely.

This is the case with Emperor Jingtai. He disliked the queen's dullness and silence, but he was completely attracted to Jinlian after meeting her. Is Jinlian really a beauty? To be honest, in terms of appearance, she is not as good as the queen, or even as good as most of the carefully selected maids. After all, apart from Dugu Douya in women's clothing, Chuntao and Narcissus are still the peak of appearance.

But you have to know that Chuntao had been Jingtai Emperor's personal maid since he was still a young prince, but Jingtai Emperor never even touched her, so people of this level really don't have high requirements for sex appeal.

However, it is a different story when you really meet a soul mate.

Everyone thinks that the art of seduction is the plumpness of the breasts, the perky buttocks, the white skin, and the delicate cry of "Master, please be gentler". In fact, the art of seduction is to treat the case with respect, to add beauty to the beauty, to have similar interests, to respect each other like guests, and the resonance of the soul is far more dominant than the impact of the flesh.

In the eyes of these people, Xia Lin now lacks nothing except a soul mate, and this woman is Xia Lin's destined soul mate.

"My dear gentlemen, is there anyone who can resolve the doubts in Hongxiu's heart? All the talented people in the world are gathered together, but there is no one who can even fight with her?"

Xia Lin clapped his hands. OK, his guess was right, this guy was coming for him.

"That's true. I'm afraid that the person who made such a beautiful sentence may not be able to surpass me now. It's just a pity, what a pity." Hongxiu looked regretful. Although she had a veil on her face, her graceful Persian skirt and a pair of bare feet, there was not the slightest sense of blasphemy at this moment.

Xia Lin was watching her performance with his hands folded. Lao Zhang poked Xia Lin's arm and said, "Eh? Don't you want to go up and have sex with her?"

"Here? There are too many people."

"It's okay if you want to. It's better to share happiness with others than to be happy alone. Go and give it a try."

Xia Lin smiled with his lips pursed, and just crossed his arms the whole time. Suddenly, Hong Xiu's eyes on the stage accidentally touched his.

At the moment of touch, her pupils instantly contracted, and she even took a step back unconsciously, because what she saw was not surprise, joy, admiration or anger, but insight.

It's like someone pointing at your nose and saying, "Oh, it's you."

Relying on her hunter's instinct, she looked away immediately because in their line of work, hunters are never allowed to make eye contact with wild beasts, otherwise they will be seen as a threat by the beasts.

This person is not simple, and can even be said to be very dangerous. If he targets me, my identity is likely to be exposed.

But when she looked at the people around Xia Lin, her eyes couldn't help but widen, because she had never seen Xia Daosheng but knew Zhang Zhongchun.

Zhang Zhongchun is a leader in the current literary world and his aura is naturally strong. However, the person standing next to him, although not making any sound, is not overshadowed by Zhang Zhongchun's brilliance. Who is this person?

Based on his age, appearance and those distinctive fox eyes, Hongxiu only took less than a second to determine Xia Lin's identity.

When she turned to look at Xia Lin, her eyes had completely changed, and she looked almost charming with a smile.

The whole audience was intoxicated by her charm, except Xia Lin, who was paying attention to her eyes and micro-expressions. During the whole process, there was only a second of astonishment, avoidance, shock and certainty. Finally, he adjusted his mentality and entered the task mode.

I have to say that this woman is really a top candidate. No wonder she could stand out from such a rigorous selection. But with just a one-second change of details, Xia Lin has completely captured the change in her mentality.

"My dear, you seem to have an extraordinary temperament. Why don't you come up and challenge me?"

Xia Lin would not be noticed when he was downstairs, but once he was on stage, he would definitely be recognized under the watchful eyes of the public.

At this time, it would be awkward for Xia Lin to answer or not, so he took a step back and avoided the woman's sight before everyone's attention came, letting her sight fall on the person behind Xia Lin.

The man was fat and looked like he was here to eat, so he probably had no intention of doing anything like being a literary talent or an courtesan. But now he was suddenly aroused by the gazes of hundreds of people, and he was unable to react for a moment.

"Ah? Me?" He wiped his mouth: "Who are you challenging? Xia Daosheng?"

Everyone burst into laughter, and when Hongxiu tried to look for Xia Lin again, she found him already lost in the crowd.

At this moment, she could only say with a smile: "Why don't you come and give it a try, young man?"

The fat boy was pushed onto the stage by his companions. He looked around in confusion, and finally his eyes were fixed on the half piece of navel exposed on the Persian skirt, which caused the whole audience to laugh again.

It is not good for a person to make a fool of himself, but if he can make a fool of himself repeatedly, such a person will not make people feel disgusted, and may even be a little cute.

"Tsk..."

The little fat boy on the stage stared at the snow-white pear and made a "tsk" sound, which immediately pushed the atmosphere of the scene to the peak of joy.

The original tension and embarrassment returned to their original state in an instant. After three laughs, everyone realized that they were here to have fun. Why would they take on such a damn business of trying to kill Xia Daosheng? Isn't that crazy?

Who is that? That is Xia Daosheng, who has been called the light of the bright moon since his debut. All the others are just fireflies under his body.

Instead of fighting him to the death, it is better to be simply happy. If you can't get the oiran, then you can't get it. How can the little red, little green, little blue and little yellow put together, with a riot of colour, not be spring?
But at this moment, Hongxiu was almost going crazy. She really didn't expect that such a good atmosphere and mood she had created would be disrupted by Xia Daosheng's step back.

He really was just as his master had said, there was something evil about him.

But at the moment she was just a prostitute, she couldn't just leave the customers on the stage, she had to continue acting given the identity she had arranged for herself, even if she had to kneel down.

"I think you are also very brave, why not give it a try?"

"Okay, okay." The little fat man looked at her with lustful eyes: "What if I try and it doesn't work?"

The people below immediately started to make a noise. Everyone knew that they were not as good as Xia Daosheng. It was not shameful to lose. So it was okay to try. If they failed, wouldn't it be embarrassing and boring? Oh, they are also human beings. Do they have to be a foil for others?
Who would do it without some reward?
"That……"

"Don't be so picky, just let everyone judge. If everyone says it's OK, then it's OK. If everyone says it's not OK, then it's not OK."

"Good!" "Good job, that's it!"

The people below started to make a noise, which made the beautiful lady with red sleeves embarrassed. She knew that she had fallen into a trap. If she gave a wrong answer, her image would be completely ruined.

"This kid is also a talent." Xia Lin has now come to the dark place on the third floor: "Ask him to see me tomorrow."

"You don't know this person?"

"I do not know."

Old Zhang said with a smile, "Liu Rengui, known as the genius of the capital. He is good at pretending to be a fool and using calmness to control movement. He is not good at writing but good at strategy. Look at his chubby appearance. This guy is one of the twelve great councilors of the Military Affairs Council."

"Wow, that's awesome. It turns out that anyone you dig up nowadays is a big shot."

Liu Rengui was a general and prime minister during the reign of Emperor Li Zhi. He was a man of both civil and military talents. He served in the reigns of Emperors Li Shimin, Li Zhi, Wu Zetian, and Li Dan, and died at the age of 84. Emperor Xuanzong of Tang posthumously gave him the title of "Wen Xian".

Oh no... this little girl was fishing and caught a great white shark.

At this moment, Liu Rengui had almost pushed Miss Hongxiu to the edge. He put his hands on his waist and smiled honestly: "If everyone says it's okay, then it's okay. If you think it's not okay, let's go and ask Xia Daosheng to judge whether it's okay. What do you think?"

"That's natural best!"

Hongxiu was visibly panicking at this moment. She bit her lip and looked at the fat man in front of her with a little astonishment, thinking of a countermeasure in her mind.

But she didn't expect that the little fat man would block her escape route in the next second: "Hey? Miss Hongxiu. You won't disobey the rules you set, right? If you can't afford it, don't play tricks on us here. How about letting me have a good meal?"

With just one sentence, all of Hongxiu's paths were cut off. She had no choice but to go up. She was a prostitute, not a lady from a wealthy family. It's hard to say that all the people present were from wealthy families, but there must be some well-off people among them. How dare he play tricks on them?
"Okay! Come on."

When Liu Rengui heard this, he laughed and circled around Miss Hongxiu with his hands behind his back: "From a distance, it looks round, but up close, it looks heavy..."

As soon as these two lines of lewd and vulgar doggerel came out, the scene was immediately turned into a sea of ​​joy.

Fuck the clouds that want clothes and the flowers that want faces, what matters is that they are round and heavy.

"Hahahahaha..."

Xia Lin smiled until his face turned red: "It's over, the best of the show."

Old Zhang was also out of breath, holding the wound on his abdomen and laughing: "No wonder he is one of the Twelve Great Ginsengs, this guy has something on him."

At this moment, some people have already started to make a noise: "These two sentences are enough. Even Xia Daosheng himself can't find fault with them."

"That's right! Sir, congratulations on winning the most beautiful lady today!"

"Brothers, please come together later. We are all brothers, so don't be polite."

Liu Rengui walked around the stage with his hands clasped in front of him. Miss Hongxiu stood on the stage with cold hands and feet and a terribly gloomy face. But the scene was so joyful that it was like the Yellow River bursting its banks, unstoppable.

"A little girl like this is courting death by competing with a great scholar." Old Zhang turned his head to look at Xia Lin: "What are your plans?"

"I didn't plan to. There are nearly 600 people here today. I want to see if Miss Hongxiu can handle it." Xia Lin held the railing with both hands: "If you underestimate the heroes of the world, you will get into trouble."

At this moment, Liu Rengui had come to Miss Hongxiu's side, put his arms around her slender waist, and pretended to kiss her. The people below kept cheering and shouting for her to kiss them one by one.

However, Miss Hongxiu still refused to give up: "I don't admit it. Go and call Xia Daosheng over. I will only admit defeat if he is willing to do so."

"I surrender."

At this moment, a voice came from upstairs, and everyone looked up. Who else could it be but Xia Lin? Lao Zhang had already disappeared into the darkness. After all, there were rumors that they didn't get along, and it wasn't appropriate for people to see them standing together.

As soon as Xia Lin appeared, the people below began to bow one after another.

"It's really Xia Daosheng..."

"Wow...that's Xia Daosheng!"

"Yes, that's him! I saw him when we were asking for mercy. He was standing with us."

"There's something good to watch."

As expected, Liu Rengui hurriedly bowed to Xia Lin and said, "Thank you, Lord Xia, for your kindness!"

"You deserve it. It's amazing. I admire you. I am not as good as you."

As expected, the masses had sharp eyes, but they just couldn't accept a prostitute teasing a scholar. At this moment, they instantly formed a camp and pointed their guns outward.

Hongxiu has received professional training, but her professional training has been surrounded by the vast ocean of people, and she is no better than a dog.

Just as Liu Rengui was about to take action and play with her in public, there was a sudden loud roar in the place.

"Liu Rengui!"

At this moment, everyone looked over and saw a fierce woman with a group of women rushing over. Liu Rengui saw this and his feet went weak and he slid to the ground: "Husband... Madam..."

"Call me Madam? You seem to be having fun! You shameless thing, get out!" The woman went up and grabbed Liu Rengui's ear and left without saying anything.

But no one could laugh at this moment, because this group of wives was probably because the garden party was over, and when they went home, they saw that their husbands had come to the brothel, so they formed a group to arrest them.

"Zhang Zhongchun! You want to die!" Wu Ning stood there with his hands on his hips and shouted, "Don't you know how many times you were stabbed? Get out now! If you don't come out, I'll consider you awesome if you can get out in the next three months."

Old Zhang glanced at Xia Lin, shrugged his shoulders and walked away with a downcast face...

As a result of this commotion, the brothel, which was about to become noisy, became a hunting ground for wild boars. People were being arrested everywhere, especially those who had called their friends, who almost all fled in panic...

"You're lucky."

Xia Lin spat, glanced at Hongxiu who was standing on the stage and even now seemed a little at a loss, then walked down silently and ran away while taking advantage of the chaos, disappearing without a trace.

What was originally a good event suddenly became the biggest laughing stock in the capital, but it was also quite fun. After all, the capital had not been so lively for a long time.

And everyone has also discovered that no matter what your background is, the ending doesn't seem to be much different. The noble families have their own Jade Unicorns, and the common people have their own Tigresses. Anyway, the effects are all similar...

Strong empathy.

"He's too powerful." Hong Xiu, who had escaped the disaster, said to the mysterious man in the room with lingering fear: "I am no match for him."

"Humph, the master is very dissatisfied with you this time. He actually let someone tease you into that state."

"I've already told you I'm no match for him! He must have seen through my identity."

"That's impossible. He's not a god."

Hong Xiu gnashed her teeth and said, "Go talk to the master and ask him to change someone."

"Then what use are you?" The mysterious man leaned close to Hongxiu's ear and whispered, "I don't care what method you use, you still have to do what you should do. If it wasn't difficult, would the master have called you? The master doesn't want to listen to you, he just wants the result."

(End of this chapter)