My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 146 Touch me!

"hard to imagine……"

"Your girlfriend isn't home, so you brought us to a place like this?"

"It's so exciting."

After handing the cotton to the doctor to take him into the disinfection room for vaccination, Chen Tao leaned over the large glass door and took a look inside.

Is this the place for three grown men like them?

but……

Considering that this mission was to help Xia Tou'er investigate the market, Chen Tao did not complain much. He looked left and right, then walked to the money tree in front of the entrance and fiddled with it a few times.

"In the future, you should plant a money tree in your store. It will look fashionable and bring fortune," said Chen Tao.

"..."

Xia Li always felt that this guy's train of thought was very crooked, even crooked than his evil dragon.

Yuanzi next to him is still more reliable.

Fu Yuan has already taken out his mobile phone and started taking pictures of the models of various equipment, as well as the brands of pet deworming and cold medicines on the shelves.

In his words, the more conspicuous the goods are placed, the higher the profit.

This... doesn't count as stealing trade secrets, right?
Xia Li thought secretly.

After observing the layout, Xia Li did not take out his mobile phone to take pictures as exaggeratedly as Fu Yuan did. Instead, he quietly wrote down the environmental plans.

Biological laboratories need to be dust-free and isolated, and the most commonly used injection rooms are separated by glass doors. This not only prevents pets from escaping, but also allows owners to see what is going on inside through the glass.

And things like dry and wet separation and dynamic partitioning...

Xia Li has always had good observation skills. When he was in another world before, he didn’t understand the habits of those monsters and miscellaneous-scaled dragons, and basically relied on observation with his eyes to judge their weaknesses.

Pet owners and veterinarians in white coats kept walking back and forth in front of him, and Xia Li was thinking about his next step.

There is no rush to develop Lucia's potential, and there is even less rush to open a pet hospital...

However, Lucia really wants to work in a place like this.

After the evil dragon knew that he had the talent to become a veterinarian, he patted his soft chest and said confidently:

I am invincible.

It's rare for a dragon to have such fighting spirit.

Xia Li also wanted her to come to a place like this for an internship, even if she didn't get paid...

"Om."

While thinking, the cell phone in Xia Li's pocket rang. He opened it and found it was a message from Evil Dragon.

Girlfriend: Do you like cats or foxes?

Looking at this message, Xia Li was stunned.

I wondered what was going on.

Where did Zhou Anqi take Lucia to shop?

How come there is both a cat and a fox?

Could it be some kind of mind test from my girlfriend?

His little dragon shouldn't be so bad.

Xia Li thought for a moment and replied.

Summer Dawn: I don't like any of them, I only like dragons.

Girlfriend: Dragon?
Girlfriend: But, the dragon ones are not easy to buy.

Summer Dawn: What do you want to buy???
Girlfriend: I won’t tell you!

Summer Dawn: Don’t be led astray by Zhou Anqi!
Summer Dawn: Besides, didn’t you say that you would prove your innocence every half an hour? Why didn’t you send me the photos?

Not long after the message was sent, Lucia sent an angry emoticon.

Then a photo was taken.

The photo was very clean, with nothing else but a pair of white shoes with rabbit ears on the smooth tile floor.

Xia Li pursed his lips.

Are you just being perfunctory like this?

So he also took a picture of the uppers of his sneakers.

Girlfriend: Stinky...

Summer Dawn: Ugh!
The chat with the dragon is over.

It took Xia Li a while to suppress the upturned corners of his mouth.

"Puh!"

"It's that bald guy again."

"……Um?"

Just then, a voice was heard.

It doesn't sound like a normal human voice.

This kind of sound is obviously much more vague.

It feels like holding the receiver of a mobile phone, but instead of putting the receiver to your ear, you press it against your forehead to listen to the sound.

The sound is transmitted via bone conduction.

It’s a bit similar to... the telepathic magic on the continent of Aize.

Xia Li felt something was strange and looked back.

I thought I had heard it wrong, but the next second, the sound appeared again.

"In three seconds, the bald man will fall down..."

"Three, two..."

A countdown suddenly appeared in my mind.

Xia Li quickly looked up.

Sure enough, I saw a middle-aged doctor with a Mediterranean hairstyle and almost bald appear in my sight.

The middle-aged doctor was walking hurriedly, holding two bottles of medicine in his hands.

The moment Xia Li heard the countdown reach zero...

"Crack!" A sound.

The middle-aged doctor fell to the ground and the plastic bottle in his hand rolled far away.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Stupid human, meow!"

"You like to sterilize cats, right? You deserve it!!"

"..."

Xia Li turned his eyes and this time he clearly heard the source of the sound coming from above his head.

Behind him, on the wall with a cat climbing frame, a black and white cow cat was lying lazily.

The cow cat has black fur on its back and pure white belly. One side of its head is black and the other side is white, as if it is wearing a yin-yang mask.

The two black front legs are charmingly folded together, and the cat's paws are white, looking like a pair of white gloves.

Xia Li knows this cat.

It's the 'Dean' who always wants to escape.

Facing Xia Li's gaze, the dean also glanced at him lazily.

"This brother has a strange smell..."

"Why are you looking at me?"

"Have you ever seen a kitten as cute as me?"

The Dean yawned, stretched out on the cat climbing frame, and rubbed his claws on the cardboard in a charming manner.

Then he walked down with a cat-like step, jumping one step at a time.

Its behavior is almost the same as that of an ordinary cat.

But Xia Li always felt something was strange...

Eyes...

Yes, this look doesn’t look like a cat.

He looks mean, like a weathered person in society.

"Ding dong dong~"

Accompanied by a crisp sound of bells, the cow cat jumped onto Xia Li.

It wagged its tail, and I couldn't tell if it was a greeting or an expression of displeasure.

The cat's paw wearing white gloves calmly stepped over Xia Li's leg.

"Brother, even though you caught me just now and failed to help me escape from prison..."

"But, I have a good impression of you, a natural one."

"You are allowed to touch me for a moment."

"Come on, don't be polite, I'll let you touch my belly."

"Meow~"

The cow cat lay on Xia Li's thighs, turned over, and revealed its white belly.

Xia Li looked down at it.

This cat...

Is this cat a male?

Xia Li clearly remembered that he had seen the information about this "director" on the official website of this pet hospital.

Breed: Chinese rural cat (cow color)

Gender: Male (neutered)

Dull.

Xia Li raised his hand, ready to put it down, and it remained suspended in mid-air.

The cow cat sitting on Xia Li's legs was wriggling on his thigh like a maggot.

Like most cats, it is turning over its belly and begging for caress.

But Xia Li simply couldn't do it.

The cat's voice is not very rough, but it is a neutral voice between female and male voices.

Combined with these pieces of suspected human male psychological activities, Xia Li has automatically imagined a scene of a human male lying on her and acting coquettishly.

"Come on, brother~~"

"Hand~Put your hand on my back~"

"Ah~~Comfortable~~"

"wrong,"

"This person didn't touch me at all."

The cow cat rolled several times on Xia Li's thighs.

Seeing that it was about to fall, Xia Li refused to put down the hand that was raised.

It's hard to imagine that a male cat can make human sounds.

Moreover, it was such a rippling sound.

"Something's wrong. Why is this brother so indifferent? Is it because I'm not cute enough?"

"...You are the first human to withstand the test!" "I recognize your determination!"

The cow cat fell to the ground, but it didn't feel ashamed. Instead, it sat up calmly and licked its paws.

There's nothing shameful about a cat.

It's a cat that's lost, not a person.

After combing his hair, the cow cat regrouped.

It opened its pair of round brown and black eyes, took half a step forward, and blinked its bright eyes slowly. Its behavior was extremely cute.

"Meow~~~"

"Touch me!"

A soft cat sound came out of the cow cat's mouth.

Xia Li: “…”

Faced with this cute little animal, Xia Li was indifferent and got goose bumps all over his body.

After all, he is someone who has been exposed to magic.

There is still some tolerance.

If a normal person heard the cat's mental activities, he would definitely think that he was mentally ill.

"Xia Tou'er, I brought your cotton out for you."

Chen Tao walked around the hospital for several times, and finally took out the cotton used for the vaccination, talking as he walked.

"The doctor said that you shouldn't take a shower during this period, and you need another injection in three weeks."

"it is good."

Xia Li responded, with complicated thoughts in his mind.

"Oh, Sanhua sister! Excellent!"

"Meow~"

The cow cat walked around Xia Li's legs twice, and its series of low, neutral voices went straight into Xia Li's mind.

"Brother, you may not know this, but calico girls are the most popular in our cat world..."

"I was wondering why I have a natural affinity for you. It turns out it's this little sister. Let me take a look. Put her down and let me take a look!"

"Meow~~"

The cow cat hooked its tail, raised its claws like white gloves, and scratched Xia Li's thigh.

"Xia Tou'er, what's wrong with this Yin Yang cat? Why does it like you so much?"

"Yin Yang cat? This is called a fucking cow cat!"

Chen Tao happily squatted down and wanted to scratch the cow cat's chin.

But the cow cat gave him a sharp look, and then with a "snap", it slapped the human's sinful hand away.

"Damn, it actually hit me." Chen Tao was shocked.

"Did you...hear anything?"

Xia Li stood there, looking a little solemn.

Chen Tao shuddered: "...What sound?"

Seeing Xia Li's serious look, Chen Tao quickly moved away from the evil-looking cow cat.

Although it is just a pet hospital, it is a hospital after all.

Hospitals are places where paranormal events are most likely to occur.

"No, no... I didn't hear any sound."

Among these three people, Fu Yuan is the most courageous.

Fu Yuan took a step back, looked around, then looked at his eldest brother's furrowed brow, and his heart began to tighten.

"..."

The pet shop was bustling with people, and the cow cat beside Xia Li's legs was still acting cute and coquettish.

"Meow~~"

"Show me Miss Sanhua!"

"I want to be close to Miss Sanhua! !"

Xia Li hugged the cotton in his arms tighter.

Sure enough, I am the only one who can hear these sounds.

There is something wrong with this cat.

Supernatural? Magic?
Xia Li's thoughts raced.

The only thing that can be determined at the moment is that this cow cat was a human being before it became a cat.

Xia Li remembered a joke he had seen on the Internet: There was water mixed in Meng Po's soup.

So, this cat is a human who was reborn as a cat?
Or, was I turned into a cat by something?

or……

Same as Xia Li's situation?
After traveling to another world, Xia Li became a hero and the cat became a cat. After coming back, Xia Li brought back the Demon-Repelling Sword, but the cat couldn't change back?
No matter which one it is, it is an unexpected surprise for Xia Li.

"Wait a moment! 』

The cow cat that was still pestering Xia Li in the last second suddenly sensed something was happening.

As it turned around, the small golden bell on its chest made a crisp tinkling sound.

"immediately!"

"Soon, the glass door will be opened!"

"Three, two..."

As the cow cat's voice began to count down, Xia Li's eyes, like the cow cat's, looked towards the gate of the pet hospital.

"zero!"

With a "click", the glass door was pushed open by the new guest.

The cow cat at Xia Li's feet ran away.

But this time, someone predicted its move in advance and grabbed its tail.

"Meow!"

"Ahhh, my master's tail..."

The cow cat looked back fiercely, wailing in his heart.

"What's wrong with this brother? How can he predict my prediction? "

"Sometimes I wonder if Brother Xia's reaction speed is too advanced..."

Fu Yuan looked at this scene and found it weird.

Chen Tao nodded in agreement.

"Help me hold the cotton."

Xia Li stuffed the kitten in his arms into Fu Yuan's hands, then he squatted down and picked up the cow cat.

The first time was a coincidence.

So what about the second time...

This cat has the ability to predict the future.

Even though it's only three seconds.

But three seconds is already impressive.

At this point, Xia Li was able to completely rule out the first guess.

It has nothing to do with Meng Po soup or reincarnation.

This cat has special abilities...or rather, super powers.

As for how this was done, Xia Li would have to do some research to figure it out.

It would be best to let Lucia's dragon, who has a strong sense of magic, come and take a look.

"Dean, did you want to run away again just now?"

When a new customer entered the store, the receptionist guarding the door subconsciously started looking for the cat.

As a result, we saw the moment when the dean took off and was caught by this enthusiastic boy again.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm bothering you again..."

The receptionist came over, hugged the cow cat that was fluttering in Xia Li's hands, and said apologetically:
"The dean has been trying to sneak out lately. My colleagues said it was probably because he ate too much and started to have ecstasy..."

"I saw on your official website that it is sterilized, right?" Xia Li asked with some concern.

"It was sterilized," the receptionist nodded, "but the director did it relatively late, and it was later that a kind-hearted doctor offered to do the surgery on it."

"The dean was already several years old at that time, so there were still pheromones left in his subconscious... Whenever that happened, he would want to break out of the door and look for the little female cat."

"Puh!"

"You just casually removed my balls without asking for my permission... you call this a kind person? ? "

"Besides, I'm not that superficial. Going out to look for a kitten?? I just want to go home!!"

Xia Li listened to the two voices of the receptionist and the cow cat at the same time and felt overwhelmed.

The voice of this cat...

Why is he the only one who can hear it?

"Dingling~"

The crisp sound of the bell brought Xia Li back to his senses. He looked down and saw the small golden bell. Suddenly he thought of something and asked again.

"Won't a bell on a cat affect its hearing?"

Putting bells on cats is a big taboo for pet owners.

This kind of thing can seriously hinder a cat's hearing, and pet hospitals should not make such small mistakes.

"Bell?"

The receptionist smiled and reached out to pluck the golden bell on the cow cat's neck.

"This bell existed before the dean came to our hospital..."

"Besides, the bell is hollow, so it has no sound?"

Xia Li: “…”

After hearing this, Xia Li fell silent.

The problem is the bell.

Of course, cats have problems too.

This cat is not a cat at all, it's a person.