My wife is a dragon.
Chapter 147 Brother, you smell so good
Chapter 147 Brother, you smell so good
"adoption?"
"You want to adopt someone else's dean?"
After receiving the cotton, Chen Tao and Fu Yuan felt that the time was about right.
I thought today's matter was over and was about to leave, but Xia Li, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly came up with an idea.
This is... not satisfied with gathering information about the enemy, but you want to directly instigate someone else's dean to rebel?
"This cat has been in the hospital for so long that it has become a mascot. I'm sure no one else would want to give it away..."
"Okay!"
Fu Yuan here was still trying to find a way to persuade Xia Li. When he turned around, the receptionist at the front desk had already started nodding in agreement.
Now not only Chen Tao and Fu Yuan were confused, but Xia Li himself was also confused.
He just casually asked the receptionist, "Can this cow cat be adopted?" He didn't hold out much hope. If not, he would bring Lucia to interact with the cow cat next time.
Unexpectedly, the other party agreed so readily as soon as I opened my mouth.
"In fact, from the beginning, we planned to adopt the dean out... As you know, the environment in a hospital is not good. Animals infected with various diseases are sent here every day. We are also worried that the dean might get sick."
"You think too much. I am not an ordinary cat. How could I get those diseases?"
As she spoke, the receptionist came out from the counter and walked into the room with the 'Dean' in her arms.
Xia Li followed closely behind.
"Before you, many kind-hearted people have adopted the dean, but without exception... the dean was returned."
“It was returned?”
"Well, the families who adopted the dean all said that he was very... strange."
As if worried about scaring the new adopter, the receptionist smiled gently.
"Specific manifestations include: vomiting when looking in the mirror, stealing snacks from home, eating at the table, turning on various appliances such as air conditioners and televisions when the owner is not at home, and... howling in the middle of the night and trying to escape at any time and anywhere."
The receptionist said awkwardly, "The director has a lot of problems...that's why no family has successfully adopted it."
During the conversation, the two came to a room inside the staff lounge.
The receptionist took a look and saw that there was no one in the room. He put the "dean" on the ground again and took out his cell phone to make a call.
"Director, there is a guest who is willing to adopt the dean..."
"Well, he's not a student. This customer picked up a stray cat the day before yesterday and came to our hospital for a checkup. He got vaccinated and bought cat food from downstairs. He's pretty reliable..."
Xia Li was waiting for the receptionist to call.
He stood where he was, lowering his head and looking at the cow-cat squatting on the ground.
"This brother wants to support me?"
The cow cat wagged its tail, meowed, and walked over, then walked around Xia Li.
It sniffed and smelled the scent on Xia Li's legs.
"Brother, you smell so good."
"It's not annoying..."
"But it's a bit strange, I seem to smell the scent of other species... and it doesn't seem like the scent of ordinary small animals."
The cow cat walked around Xia Li's legs again and again, its wet black nose pressing on Xia Li's shoes to take a breath, and then sniffing the smell of his trouser legs.
Is this cat a pervert?
Xia Li pulled up his trouser legs calmly.
"Um? 』
The cow cat looked up and squinted his eyes.
"Why do you still dislike me getting up?"
"Are you serious when you take a step back?"
"Why are you pretending? You clearly want to adopt me. You must have been deceived by my invincible appearance, right?"
"Men, you say one thing and mean another!"
"The director has agreed. Please fill out a form. It's very simple."
The receptionist turned on the light in the lounge, took out a form from the drawer and simply wrote down the date.
She still had some feelings towards the young man in front of her.
After all, the other party is a kind-hearted person who is willing to spend a thousand dollars to give stray cats a physical examination.
From this point alone, one can judge a person's friendliness towards small animals and his financial ability.
So she didn't ask much about Xia Li's situation, but just asked Xia Li to fill out the form according to the procedure.
"If there are any problems later, you can always return the dean to us."
After filling in the basic information, the order taker stepped aside and asked Xia Li to continue filling in the form. She kept talking:
"We haven't named the dean yet, we just want to find someone to adopt him... He is old now, his immunity is weak, and it is easy for him to have problems if he stays in the hospital."
After all, he had raised the pet for so many years, and the receptionist's tone sounded a little reluctant, but she was more happy that the dean had found an owner.
"Sister, I am a human being, a human being! Not an ordinary cat that can only live for a dozen years!"
"Now is the time to be young and energetic!"
Two voices entered Xia Li's mind at the same time, making his head a mess.
After writing down the name, phone number, and home address, Xia Li put the pen on the reason for adoption in the last column.
Reason for adoption: I want to find a companion for my kitten at home.
Finally, he added: I like neurotic cats.
"Brother, this is a good handwriting. Are you a liberal arts student?"
"Sure, I have no problem keeping you company. I like that calico girl very much."
The 'dean' jumped onto the table, stepped on the paper with a pair of white gloves, and looked down at every word Xia Li wrote, not forgetting to comment on it in his mind.
The movements were very human.
"Okay, done."
The receptionist smiled and tapped his fingers on the upper right side of the form.
"Here, give it a name!"
"name……"
Xia Li was in a dilemma for a moment.
He didn't expect that the adoption process would go so smoothly and they could start naming the child right away.
Names are very important for both humans and animals.
Xia Li thought that the name Lucia gave to Cotton was too casual.
"The previous adopters of the dean have all called it 'Black and White Impermanence', 'Qi Taigong', 'Sesame', 'Mimi'..."
The receptionist reminded in a gentle tone.
"Listen, listen, are these names serious?"
"Who knows what young people are thinking nowadays!"
"My name is 'Wu Qi'!"
"Then let's call him Wuqi."
As Xia Li was speaking, he put down the pen in his hand.
The cow cat's ears twitched, and a hint of surprise appeared in its clear and unworldly golden-brown eyes.
"This brother... is really good at it!"
"You can guess this?!"
"Wait, the word Wu is wrong. It's Kou Tian Wu, not Wu, which means nothing!"
The cow cat's voice was shrill, but it could not change the words written by Xia Li.
"Then the dean will be called Wuqi from now on!"
The receptionist was also very satisfied with the name and said with a smile, "I'll add you on WeChat. We will conduct video visits from time to time in the future. Is that okay?"
"No problem." Xia Li nodded.
Come out from the staff lounge.
Xia Li had a pet airline box in his hand.
It not only contains the "director" of this pet shop, but also a big gift package for new adopters given by the director.
"Really raised it?"
Chen Tao was a little amused.
"No, isn't our purpose this time to conduct an investigation for Xia Tou'er... How did we directly instigate a big boss to rebel?"
Fu Yuan also found it funny: "...Boss, you are amazing."
Their eldest brother, Xia, is just like this. He has a lot of clever ideas and is very brave. He can do whatever he says.
'Go ahead'
This word is not at all inappropriate when used to describe Xia Li.
Unlike Fu Yuan himself...
I have never had the courage to rebel against the environment around me, and I even feel scared when pursuing the girl I like.
"It's just a cat, not the real dean,"
Xia Li explained casually, "I saw that Mianhua cat had no companion at home, so I found a companion for it."
"That's right," Chen Tao said with a sigh.
"With the frequency you and Xiaolu feed dog food, the cat will be full by now."
……
Carrying Wuqi and cotton back to the car.
Xia Li left both cats on the passenger seat.
Wuqi was locked in an airline cage, and the people at the pet hospital specifically reminded him not to open the door before he got home, otherwise he would run away in a moment.
Xia Li also did as he was told carefully.
He didn't think about talking to the cat until he got home.
"Meow~"
"Sister, sister, look here, I'm in the cage~"
"Meow meow meow~~"
The innocent and clear sound of a cat's meow echoed in the car.
Cotton lay calmly on his seat and wagged his tail without any interest.
“Meow… meow…”
Wuqi felt a little lonely, and kept making noises, trying to attract Mianhua's attention.
"..." Xia Li was concentrating on driving, and he was annoyed by the series of cat calls and the shouts of "sister, sister" that kept coming into his mind.
“Is the cat meat hotpot delicious?”
"what?"
The two guys in the back seat were confused by this question.
"Grass,"
"New account, don't do it."
Soon, the cat's meowing in the car stopped.
"Where are we going now?" Chen Tao asked after a while.
Xia Li: "Go to Chunbei Road to pick up my girlfriend."
"Go, go, go."
Chen Tao realized that he shouldn't have asked this stupid question.
Ladies first, ladies first.
He still had more than half an hour left for his lunch break, which was just enough time for Xia Li to pick up Xiao Lu and then send him back to the company.
"By the way, Xiatou'er, how are you planning to celebrate your birthday?" Chen Tao asked again.
"what?"
Xia Li raised his head and glanced at Chen Tao in the rearview mirror.
Come to think of it, there is indeed such a thing as birthdays on Earth.
During the three years in the other world, he never thought about birthdays.
These three years not only tempered his will, but also smoothed out his edges.
Xia Li was born in early winter.
When I was a child, I often heard Ms. Fang say that she was lucky that she was born in winter instead of summer, otherwise she would have suffered a lot.
Xia Li calculated in his mind and realized that his birthday was tomorrow.
"No plans."
Xia Li paused and said.
"What's the plan if you don't have any plan???" Chen Tao asked.
After rekindling his friendship with Xia Li, these good brothers celebrated every birthday together. Is Xia trying to get special treatment?
"The boss has a girlfriend now, things are different." Fu Yuan explained for Xia Li.
"Damn, I knew it!" Chen Tao grabbed Fu Yuan's arm.
"Yuanzi, are you going to do this in the future?"
"How should I know..."
"If you betray the organization as well, then it would be a double betrayal! After all, you and Angie are counted as two of them!"
"…I haven't even started yet."
Fu Yuan felt embarrassed by what Chen Tao said.
There are five people in their small group in Building No. 3, and there is only one girl among them.
We all grew up together, and he felt embarrassed to suddenly bring up these things.
"It's too far, too far... Let's not talk about it this far." Fu Yuan shook his head.
Chen Tao clicked his tongue twice.
"Tsk, Yuanzi, you are so pure, unlike Xia Touer, who is an old dog."
"Your mother."
Xia Li was driving normally when he was suddenly stabbed in the back and couldn't help but curse.
The vehicle slowly stopped by the roadside.
Xia Li looked at the time and sent another photo to Lucia.
The photo shows himself with one hand on the steering wheel, with text saying that he has arrived at his destination.
Well, this action...
A little handsome.
Xia Li admired it around, and Lucia came back with a message.
Girlfriend: “I’m running!”
The message was a voice message. After Xia Li clicked on it, the sound was played directly from the car's Bluetooth.
Everyone in the next car heard it.
Chen Tao lowered his head and said nothing. He didn't like to laugh.
Fu Yuan stretched his neck to look outside, trying to recognize Zhou Anqi from the crowd.
Xia Li couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth and clicked on the voice message.
"Don't worry, just walk slowly."
Girlfriend: "We are still on the third floor, there are so many people here!!"
Lucia's voice is still as sweet as that of a girl, sounding like a crisp peach.
Sweet, crispy, and juicy when you bite it.
Along with her rapid voice, there was the sound of running in the background.
"It's okay, don't worry."
Xia Li's tone was very gentle.
Chen Tao rubbed his arms.
"Yuan Zi, do you think the air conditioner is turned on too low? " he asked Fu Yuan beside him.
Fu Yuan was busy looking for someone in the crowd and shook his head: "It's okay, it's quite warm..."
"But why do I have goose bumps!" Chen Tao roared.
"Toyota?"
"What model is this car? I can't recognize it..."
In the airline box, the cow cat that had been quiet for a long time began to scratch the iron cage.
He looked out of the box and tried to look at the car logo in the center of Xia Li's steering wheel.
He recognized the car logo, but he had no idea about the model number in more detail.
"I've been away from Earth for so long, and the world here is changing so fast."
After muttering, Wuqi turned around in the narrow box again, with his butt facing Xia Li and his face facing the window.
Passing through the air vents of the airline box, Wuqi saw the city outside with tall buildings, and felt a sense of emotion.
"Where exactly is this place..."
"Has this world actually developed to this point?"
Wuqi's voice entered Xia Li's mind, and Xia Li listened quietly.
He had a hundred questions he wanted to ask.
However, in order to prevent Taozi and Yuanzi from suspecting that he was mentally ill, Xia Li decided not to talk to Wuqi for the time being.
"I'm coming."
From a distance, Fu Yuan recognized the girl who was running towards him at a high speed, holding a shopping bag and holding the hand of a little girl who was a head shorter than her.
He suddenly felt nervous and at a loss, and quickly moved his position.
"Hey, why are you squeezing me?"
Chen Tao couldn't stand it anymore and pulled the guy over.
"You sit over here. Angie will definitely get in from the passenger side soon. Come over here."
Just as Fu Yuan was arranged in the central position, the car door was opened.
Zhou Anqi got into the car first, and she had a faint scent of perfume on her body.
"Brother Xia, please wait for a long time."
"fine."
Xia Li responded casually and turned his head to look at the dwarf dragon who was trying hard to crawl into the car from outside.
The dwarf dragon's chest can develop, so shouldn't these short legs also develop?
clap hands.
The first thing Lucia did when she got in the car was to put the shopping bag in her hand on the ground.
Xia Li went to look curiously, but Lucia covered the mouth of the bag with her little hands to prevent Xia Li from seeing it.
Lucia tucked the shopping bag between her legs and buckled her seatbelt again.
Finally, she picked up Mianhua who was sleeping on the floor and smiled sweetly at Xia Li.
"Brother Xia, wait a long time!"
"..."
The evil dragon has started to speak like a human, right?
"Yes, something happened." Xia Li nodded.
"……what?"
Lucia's face was slightly stunned.
Hey, when Xia Li replied to Zhou Anqi just now, he said "nothing", but when it came to me, it became "something happened".
Lucia frowned her pretty brows, knowing that Xia Li was bullying her.
But she didn't care about it.
The more boys bully girls, the more it is a way of expressing their love.
Xia Li likes her very much.
Lucia pursed her lips and smiled secretly, and suddenly she saw a cat cage next to her.
She picked up the cat cage, thinking it was the new small cage Xia Li had bought, but when she held it in her hand she found it was heavy.
"Huh??"
"Why is there a cat in the cage?"
Lucia looked surprised.
As for the Wuqi in the aviation box, everyone else was squeezed into the corner.
He looked out from inside the airline box, and the moment he looked into Lucia's eyes, he felt his soul tremble.
"This brother's girlfriend..."
"Why, why does something feel wrong? !"
(End of this chapter)
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