My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 163 Xia Li is going to give birth to a human baby! (4.2K)

After a night of unremitting efforts.

The evil dragon Lucia has mastered the basic etiquette for human women to meet their boyfriend's parents.

Open the door and say hello, then welcome with a smile.

Xia Li specifically reminded him that it was okay for her to put on a cold face when dealing with strangers outside, but she must not look indifferent when meeting her parents.

Ms. Fang is a very sensitive person.

Doing this would make Ms. Fang feel that Lucia doesn't like her, and she would feel very frustrated.

Lucia understood this feeling and put herself in his shoes.

If Xia Li had a cold face and didn't talk to her when she sat on his lap, she would start to reflect on whether she had done something wrong.

"Xia Li is so fierce..."

"I didn't do anything."

Xia Li kept crying out for justice.

He was just telling Lucia to smile when she was talking to people, but the stinky dragon was imagining the scene in his mind and he even made himself angry.

Is this the kind of joke you see on the Internet?

Girls are just the real punching bags. They can make themselves angry.

晚上做梦梦见男朋友移情别恋，然后要起床把男朋友胖揍一顿，哭着问男朋友为什么这么做……夏黎没少看见这样的段子。

"Give your not-so-bright dragon brain a break!"

Xia Li rubbed Lucia's big face with both hands, but Lucia didn't take it seriously and surrendered directly.

"You know what to do tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah, I know!" Lucia patted her slightly raised chest, full of confidence.

The only way to reduce the error rate is to do nothing and say nothing.

If we nip the signs of an incident in the bud right away, nothing will go wrong.

"still have a question……"

Xia Li suddenly remembered that when Lucia and Zhou Anqi met for the first time, Lucia only nodded and didn't shake her head.

As a result, Zhou Anqi asked a lot of strange questions.

If the person you are chatting with is Fang Xia...

Xia Li could imagine that Ms. Fang would be even more cruel.

"Well, if my mom asks me about marriage, just say you haven't thought about it that far yet and are still discussing it with me..."

Xia Li scratched the hair behind his ears and felt that his hair had grown too long and should be trimmed.

After a pause, he cleared his throat and added.

"And the children..."

"Children? Shoes?" Lucia tilted her head.

In the dialect of Shu Province, children = shoes.

Although when she was with Xia Li, they spoke Mandarin, Lucia often heard these dialects when she went out.

As I listened, I learned a few things.

"The child is a human cub!"

"Oh... Xia Li is going to give birth to human cubs!"

Xia Li was so angry that he became embarrassed, but Lucia was still hesitating.

He fell silent, staring at the dragon's little face.

Lucia blinked her eyes and suddenly felt a little guilty, so she quickly lifted the quilt and crawled in.

"Sleep! And then welcome the arrival of the great human being tomorrow!" she said loudly.

It seemed as if he wanted to use this tone to cover up his panic.

Xia Li looked at her quietly.

The stinky dragon squirmed twice in the quilt, not wanting to look at Xia Li.

It is basically certain that the evil dragon does understand human knowledge.

After turning off the incandescent light on the ceiling, Xia Li got up and went to the balcony to close the door.

"Meow~"

Wuqi's figure had disappeared in the living room, leaving only a calico kitten sitting on the ground looking out the window.

"Meow meow~~"

Seeing Xia Li coming, Mianhua sticky walked over and rubbed Xia Li's legs and neck with his head.

"That cat uncle never closes the door when he goes out."

Xia Li closed the balcony door, and the whistling wind stopped abruptly.

He squatted down again and touched Little Cotton's head.

"Don't follow his example and go out. If you go out, you won't be able to come back."

"Meow~~"

Mianhua narrowed her eyes, and her white belly was revealed as Xia Li caressed her.

"broken."

While stroking the cat, Xia Li thought of another thing.

"I forgot to tell Wuqi not to come back tomorrow night..."

……

The next day.

When Lucia got up, she was as excited as if she had been injected with chicken blood.

I touched and looked around in the living room, and always felt that the house needed to be tidied up.

"Don't clean up. If you continue to clean up, we will be left with nothing."

Xia Li grabbed Elong and pressed her down on the sofa.

The living atmosphere that was created with great difficulty, as well as the smell of fireworks in the house, were about to be swept away by the evil dragon.

These things are for Ms. Fang to see.

"Xia Li, let's go out and buy something."

Lucia still thought something should be done.

When humans welcome important friends, they will give them a welcome and prepare grand celebrations.

But I won't just sit at home and wait.

"What do you want to buy?" Xia Li asked the evil dragon.

"..."

Lucia thought about it.

If it is a dragon, dragons like gold, and filling their nests with gold will definitely be liked by their fellow dragons.

But people's preference for gold is second to the currency circulating in society.

So, in summary…

Lucia said seriously, "Let's go to the bank and steal the small change...take it out, and then put it on the ground!"

"What are you thinking about?" Xia Li laughed.

"Because humans like small amounts of money!"

"You are not wrong about this..."

Xia Li said while pulling the evil dragon's claw.

"But there's one thing you don't know. My parents like you, so you sitting at home is the best way to welcome them."

Lucia silently pulled her claws out of Xia Li's hand.

Every time a human tells him they like him, the dragon feels shy.

And such an important person said he liked me...

Xia Li fiddled with his phone, and after much thought, he ordered some takeaway fruit. He then stood up to put away the instant noodles and junk food in the kitchen, and hid the Demon-Exorcising Sword and the Golden Bell under the bed.

Humans have their own way of dealing with the world, and evil dragons don't understand these things.

It lasted until the afternoon.

Xia Li and Ms. Fang agreed to meet at four o'clock in the afternoon.

Watching the time pass by, Xia Li sat on the sofa, his movements exactly the same as the evil dragon, with a very honest look.

"I suddenly feel very hot." Xia Li tugged at his collar.

Normally they all wear their own coral fleece pajamas at home, but today they are going to meet their family, so they are all dressed up, even wearing high-necked sweaters.

Lucia was wrapped up like a plump little white dumpling.

Because Ms. Fang had specifically told Lucia to dress warmly, and even asked Xia Li many times to make corrections, in order to show his attitude of correction, Xia Li wrapped Lucia up to a level of warmth that was praised by her mother.

Pressing your palm on her white down jacket, you can even leave a row of exaggerated palm prints.

"Are you hot?" Xia Li fanned himself with his hands and asked Lucia.

Lucia sat upright, her hands on her knees, her neck stiff and shaking her head.

"I, I, I'm not hot."

Dragons are very slow to perceive changes in temperature, so as long as the temperature is not scalding hot, it doesn't matter to Lucia.

But even though she didn't feel the heat, Lucia was just as nervous as Xia Li.

She was so nervous that she started to stutter.

This made Xia Li very panicked.

Is this what it feels like to bring your girlfriend to meet your parents…?
I felt nervous but excited at the same time.

Afraid that her parents would be unhappy with Lucia, and also afraid that Lucia would dislike her own parents. Xia Li acted as the middleman, and always felt that it was difficult to strike a balance between the two. However...

This dragon has a friendly personality and there is nothing wrong with him except his poor social skills.

And Ms. Fang is not a nitpicking person.

They should have no problem getting along...right?

"Remember to call them uncle and aunt later. Don't repeat after me... You can't repeat after me now."

Xia Li rubbed the sweat from his palms on his trouser legs and said to the evil dragon.

"I know, I know." The evil dragon nodded repeatedly.

She now understands this kind of interpersonal relationship...

The hero's mother cannot call her mother herself. She can only call her that after the hero agrees.

“Bang, bang!”

Just when the two were feeling extremely uneasy, there was finally a knock on the door.

……

open the door.

What Xia Li saw was a man wearing a yellow coat and rabbit ears...

Mi Tuan delivery man.

It turned out to be a fruit delivery.

Xia Li reached out to take it and said thank you.

The nervous evil dragon behind him also came over, and when he saw the familiar dress, he subconsciously followed suit.

"Male rabbit ears..."

"What ears?"

Behind the male bunny-eared girl, a man and a woman walked up the stairs.

The woman was wearing a bright dark blue cotton jacket, carrying a simple vegetable basket in one hand and an exquisite shoulder bag in the other, giving people the feeling of a fashionable and virtuous aunt.

She smiled quite gently, especially when she saw Lucia behind Xia Li, her face, which showed some traces of time, instantly lit up with a smile.

The man walking in front of the woman was wearing dark clothes. He was holding several large boxes in his hands, covering his face, and walked hurriedly to the door.

The question "what ear" came from the middle-aged man. He thought he had heard it wrong.

Lucia quickly shrank her neck and her face turned red.

Xia Li took a step forward and greeted him.

"mom."

"Mom...Auntie."

Lucia's lips stuttered because of nervousness.

After saying that, she lowered her head, and from Xia Li's angle, she could see her ripe earlobes.

No. Did the dragon do it on purpose or by accident?
Was it intentional and careless?

"Hello, Xiaolu, first time meeting you!"

Fang Xia stood in front of Xia Yuanjun, excitedly wanting to greet her future daughter-in-law.

I've seen it before in photos.

The little girl has small bones, a petite figure, and pretty, soft facial features that are somewhat similar to the traditional soft girls in Shu Province.

It's the kind of beauty that's pretty but also has a bit of Western blood.

Fang Xia originally liked Lucia's well-behaved appearance, and after hearing about Lucia's "background story" from Xia Li, she felt even more sorry for the little girl.

"Is it cold? This old house has no insulation. It must be very cold living here!"

Fang Xia had heard from her neighbors about Lucia's shyness and kindness. Seeing Lucia's embarrassed look, Fang Xia didn't mind at all. She walked over and held her hand.

This watery face...

I'm afraid even the climate in Shu Province is not enough to raise a girl like this?

"It's not cold, Auntie."

Lucia stuttered nervously.

The little girl looked quite thin, and Fang Xia thought she would have a cold body, but when she pulled her hand over, she found it was unexpectedly warm.

Not bad.

Xia Li has passed this level.

"It's okay, don't be nervous, we are all family!"

Fang Xia invited Lao Xia to come into the house.

Xia Li was standing at the door. Not to mention greeting him, the old couple looked at him as if he was a transparent person. They didn't even look at him directly. Their attention was all on Lucia.

No, who is your biological son?

And that evil dragon over there, your boyfriend is at the door!
Xia Li closed the door feeling somewhat lonely, and at the same time, she packed up Cotton, who was squatting at the door and curiously looking at the corridor outside, and hugged him in her arms.

"dad."

He went to the kitchen to help Lao Xia.

This time, Old Xia acted as a feeder again and delivered a large amount of supplies to Xia Li.

In addition to the common apples and pears in winter, there are also some meat, vegetables and eggs.

Ms. Fang is really something...she just loves to do this.

Obviously, it was something that could be bought anywhere, but she insisted on sending it to Xia Li from far away, as if she thought Xia Li was a child who would never grow up and could not pick out good stuff. Only the stuff she personally sent was the best.

However, these are the old couple's thoughts, so even if Xia Li doesn't like to eat them, he will choose to accept them.

"You got a cat?"

After piling the two boxes of fruit together, Xia Yuanjun turned his head and saw the kitten in Xia Li's arms.

Xia Li nodded and touched the cotton head.

"Well, it's not dirty."

Xia Yuanjun didn't say much.

Maybe I would have given him a few words of advice in the past, but Xia Li is already grown up now, and he should just keep those words in mind.

He turned on the faucet and washed his face. Fang Xia was still chatting with Lucia in the living room. Xia Yuanjun had nothing to do, but he was too embarrassed to talk to his son, so he started wandering around the house.

When going to Xia Li's bedroom, Xia Yuanjun felt it was inappropriate, so he stopped and walked out, then turned back to the small dark room.

After thinking about it, I still felt something was not right, so I backed out again.

Now this property belongs to Xia Li's private territory.

He could only be a visiting guest and stay in the living room.

Xia Yuanjun always felt that this family had changed a lot.

But the layout of the furniture has not changed, the things are still the same, but the people are not the same.

Things have changed and people have changed?

This word is not appropriate here at all.

Looking back at Xia Li who was following him like a shadow, Xia Yuanjun shook his head and sighed.

This guy is guarding against him.

Young people, there are things hidden in the room...those who understand will understand.

"Dad, where's your thermos? I'll go get you some hot water."

Xia Li is very diligent.

I’m afraid the old man is too idle.

Xia Yuanjun waved his hand: "In the car, I'm not thirsty."

After saying that, Xia Yuanjun couldn't find a place to rest, so he simply went to the balcony.

Xia Yuanjun closed the balcony door skillfully, took out a cigarette and lit it, and the house was immediately filled with smoke.

"Didn't Lao Xia quit smoking? Why is he still smoking so heavily?"

Xia Li went to the sofa and squeezed with the evil dragon.

But the evil dragon didn't bother to push him and left with a face as red as an apple.

Xia Li glanced at her.

I don’t know what Ms. Fang talked to her about.

"I smoke occasionally," Fang Xia said with a smile, "your dad is very happy."

"I see." Xia Li nodded.

Old Xia is a proud person.

He is not as enthusiastic as Fang Xia. He is used to hiding his emotions deep in his heart. For so many years, Xia Li has been watching him.

"Mom, what did you say to Xiaolu?" Xia Li still cared more about this matter.

Fang Xia sighed and said, "Nothing."

After saying that, she waved to Xia Li, and Xia Li sat over and listened to her seriously.

"When are you going to have a baby?"

Xia Li: “???”

Ms. Fang always uses her ultimate move when she meets someone?
No wonder the evil dragon's face turned so red with shame.

"We haven't even gotten married yet." Xia Li said helplessly.

Fang Xia asked again: "When are you going to get married?"

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