My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 164: Great humans are so scary!
Fang Xia is indeed impatient in this regard.

She had a child relatively late. In that era, if a woman in her twenties or twenties gave birth, people around her would say it was "too late".

Now that all her relatives and friends have grandchildren, and her own son has finally made some progress, Fang Xia naturally keeps a close eye on him.

In her words, that is, "As long as Xiaolu is willing, we should get the marriage certificate as soon as possible, and we can start thinking about having children." "While I am still young, I can take care of the children for you. Otherwise, I won't be able to help you when I am old..."

in the living room.

Xia Yuanjun was puffing away at the cigarette on the balcony. When he was young, he liked to watch the street view from the third floor. Now the streets have changed a lot, and the people in his family have also changed a lot, and he is still adapting to these changes.

This old house where I have lived for twenty years...

How did I go from being a 'newcomer' to a 'guest'?

After taking a quick glance at the brat in the window, Xia Yuanjun took another long puff of his cigarette.

"Your father is happy and is thinking about you."

Fang Xia was afraid that the old man's sad look would cause misunderstanding among young people.

Xia Yuanjun is not good at expressing himself and has done many things in the past that caused Xia Li to misunderstand.

There are big problems in communication between father and son, and they often quarrel.

"I know."

Xia Li nodded.

When I was in school, I really didn't understand my parents. I thought Xia Yuanjun was very serious when he didn't speak. Later I found out that he liked to laugh secretly just like me, and when he laughed, he only curled his lips without showing his teeth.

To put it simply, it is a curled mouth.

The three years in the other world made Xia Li grow a lot.

"Mom, it's like this,"

Xia Li brought the topic back on track.

We can’t let Fang Xia always worry about having a baby.

He's fine here, he can accept it.

But Lucia's side will scare the dragon.

"Let me talk to Xiaolu first. If we want to get married..."

"Hey, you must be not used to living here. The old house is not well insulated. It is cold in winter and hot in summer, and it leaks."

Fang Xia suddenly interrupted Xia Li.

When she smiled, her nasolabial folds were deep, but the expression on her face was gentle.

"I have discussed this with your father. We have saved some money over the years. We saved money to prepare for your future. Now that you have found a girlfriend and we are very satisfied with her, the follow-up plan will be put on the agenda...

We want to buy a property in your city, you can choose the place. "

Hearing what Fang Xia said, Xia Li fell silent and dared not say anything.

Well, after all the twists and turns, we still have to face this problem.

But Ms. Fang, the situation of your future daughter-in-law is different.

It is hard to say whether the baby she gave birth to was a dragon egg or a human.

Moreover, getting married is not something they can do for the time being!

"Auntie, eat some fruit."

While they were chatting, Lucia went to the kitchen and cut a fruit plate.

Although the knife skills are still a bit clumsy, it can be seen that he put a lot of effort into it.

Quartered kiwis, peeled grapefruits and oranges…

The surface of the fruit was bumpy, and Fang Xia picked up a piece and put it in her mouth.

"Yeah, very sweet."

Fang Xia smiled and praised highly.

Like it however you like.

The little girl has a very good personality.

The word "kind" may be common when used to describe girls in modern society, but the word "simple" is definitely not common.

Nowadays, what girl is not spoiled and flashy?

Lucia's neat dress, clear eyes and honest character are perfect in Fang Xia's eyes.

Fang Xia did not continue the previous topic.

It is the nature of all parents to urge Xia Li to get married and have children, and it also puts pressure on their own sons.

But when he urged her in front of the little girl, his meaning changed completely.

No matter how anxious Fang Xia was, she would not do this.

"Mom, is it sweet?"

Xia Li leaned over to look at the fruit plate and asked Fang Xia.

Fang Xia looked at him strangely.

"Sweet."

So Xia Li asked Lucia again.

"Sweet, Lucia?"

"Uh-huh?"

Lucia wiped her hands on her apron, her face red and she looked a little overwhelmed.

I don't understand what Xia Li is trying to do.

"Let me try it?" Xia Li said again.

I didn't expect the stinky dragon to be so sensible.

As soon as his parents arrived, they were given a fruit plate.

Xia Like never taught Lucia to do this.

Could it be that this evil dragon secretly learned it last night?
"You, you try it."

Lucia looked puzzled and her eyes showed a little aggrieved.

It's ok for Xia Li to bully Long at other times, but it's definitely not okay to bully Long now...

“But I didn’t wash my hands.”

Xia Li raised the hand that was holding the cotton.

Seeing this, Fang Xia raised her eyebrows.

No, isn't there a toothpick on it?
"Your hands are clean, so just feed me." Xia Li said.

"cough……"

There was so much juice in the kiwi fruit that Fang Xia almost choked.

"Mom, take your time eating and leave some for me." Xia Li quickly calmed her down.

Fang Xia rolled her eyes at him.

My son is usually such a serious person, how come he has become so shameless now?
Look at the little girl's blushing expression again.

Now their parents are present. If the parents were not present, Fang Xia couldn't imagine what her son would do to the little girl!
There was no need for her to urge this.

I’m afraid we’ll have grandchildren soon!

"..."

Lucia stuffed the kiwi into Xia Li's mouth at a very fast speed.

Xia Li's mouth was filled with stuff and he couldn't speak.

This kind of feeding behavior in front of the parents is so disrespectful to the dragon!
However, it is said on the Internet that being intimate with your boyfriend in front of his parents will increase your family's favorability...

In order to win over the hero's mother and make her her own, and then turn against the hero in the future, Lucia decided to endure for the time being.

Only those who endure the most hardships can become a dragon!
After stuffing kiwi fruit, continue stuffing grapefruit.

The sweetness in Xia Li's mouth was hit by the sour taste of grapefruit, and his face was distorted.

Sweet first, then sour, saliva sprays.

"Hahaha!"

Fang Xia laughed so hard that she slapped her thigh.

After laughing, she wiped her tears, glared at her son and then took Lucia's little hand and asked her with a smile.

"Xiao Lu, what do you think of Xia Li?"

Teacher Xia’s rule is that when you encounter a problem, just answer "OK" according to what the other person says.

Lucia nodded and spoke seriously with a blushing face.

"Xia Li is a very nice person."

"This kid is unreliable. He stays at home doing nothing every day. He is so lazy."

"Mom, I'm working. I've been writing novels since I was in college..."

Xia Li cried out for injustice.

Other students go out to work part-time and earn a lot of money, but why is he just being lazy and doing nothing by writing novels at home?

What's wrong with staying at home for a while? It makes you less worried than hanging out.

Besides, maybe he earns more from his part-time job.

He was halfway through his words when Fang Xia gave him a sharp look.

"It's okay, Auntie. I also like squatting... or lying down at home." Lucia replied in a low voice.

The smile on Fang Xia's face became even more intense.

"That's good, that's good. Aunt Wang's son from the unit next door has loved going out to play with his friends since he was a child. Now that he's an adult, he's playing more and more recklessly. He was even put in a detention center a few days ago... Just don't mind him being like this."

"I don't dislike Xia Li, I like Xia Li."

"Okay, okay," Fang Xia held the little girl's hand and nodded repeatedly. She deliberately avoided sensitive questions such as home address and family environment, so the only questions she could ask were about Xia Li's illness.

"How does Xia Li treat you? He must bully you every day."

"Xia Li is very good to me. She buys me new clothes and delicious food..."

"Did he bully you?"

"Bullying... occasionally."

Lucia pinched the corner of her clothes, her face flushed red.

She had a shy expression on her face that could easily be misunderstood by her elders.

Xia Li was standing nearby, feeling neither comfortable nor comfortable sitting.

Not only did Long feel embarrassed when talking about this topic, even he felt ashamed.

Finding that there was no place for him to stay here, Xia Li went to the balcony to get some fresh air.

I opened the door and saw Lao Xia playing with the cat there.

Fanning the mist off his face, Xia Li thought something was wrong. Cotton was in the living room, so how did the cat on the balcony get there?

Looking down, I found that the cow-colored psycho cat was none other than Wuqi.

“This cat is so weird, it just jumped onto the balcony and tried to attack me, luckily I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been slapped by it.

And this cat has no nails, it must be the cat of the neighbor next door."

Xia Yuanjun dusted off his clothes and concluded.

Xia Li: “…”

"Brother, there's a thief in your house! !"

"I just slapped him, and I'm pretty sure I hit him right on the shoulder! !"

"Come quickly and support..."

"Dad, this cat is mine too."

"aid?"

"dad???"

Xia Li squatted down and touched Wuqi's head.

Wuqi's hair suddenly stood on end.

The human he punched a few times turned out to be Brother Xia’s father?

Looking at it this way, the father and son are really quite similar.

"Why do you have so many cats?" Xia Yuanjun frowned.

According to the traditional thinking of the older generation, small animals all have bacteria and viruses.

Forget about the kitten at home, but why is there a big cat?
This cat goes out to play every day, so it might be sick.

"It's fine. He has all the vaccines and no infectious diseases."

Xia Li knew what Old Xia was thinking. He knocked Wuqi on the head with one hand. Wuqi felt that this guy was seeking revenge for his father.

"This cat is very interesting and has special skills."

In order to win the old man's favor, Xia Li spoke mysteriously while touching Wuqi.

"What stunt?"

The old man took the bait.

"He can do a backflip!"

Wuqi: "......"

I didn't, I don't know how, please don't talk nonsense.

"Do not believe?"

Xia Yuanjun clearly looked disbelieving.

This trick is fine for coaxing a little girl, but you want to favor an old man like him? Impossible.

"Come on, Wuqi, show me a show."

As he said this, he opened the balcony door and called Fang Xia to join in the fun.

"Mom, let me show you something!"

Now there were four people standing on the balcony.

The four of them waited in unison for Wuqi to do a backflip.

Lucia, who knew the truth, was laughing secretly behind Fang Xia. Xia Li winked at her, and the dimples on Lucia's face became more obvious.

"Are you sick?!"

Wuqi was wailing in his heart.

But the situation has been set, and he would definitely feel bad if he didn't give his brother some face.

With his eyes closed, Wuqi jumped up with all his strength.

Then, imitating the 'backflip' posture from memory, it flipped its two front paws backwards.

Finally, she landed on her belly with a gorgeous posture.

After repeating this five or six times, Wuqi just stopped.

Lying on the ground, looking like he was about to die.

"This cat is good."

Wuqi gained Xia Yuanjun's recognition.

Fang Xia said happily: "I think you can earn a lot of traffic by posting it on short video software. I have seen a lot of it before."

"It was okay before. Now there is no shortage of cute pet bloggers. Moreover, AI technology is so advanced that fake and real things are mixed together, so this kind of video has no highlights."

Xia Li has studied the market.

Using Wuji to make money, regardless of whether Wuji himself is willing or not, Xia Li's focus now only wants to be on Lucia. There is no point in getting entangled with a male cat without eggs.

"Let's go inside, it's cold outside."

He pulled the old couple back into the house, turned around and glanced at Lucia, who was pursing her lips happily.

"Not fun?"

"Hehe...it's fun." Lucia replied quietly.

After adding a bowl of water to Wuqi who was suffering, it was getting late, so Xia Li decided to go out and solve the problem of eating first.

In order not to expose his worrying cooking skills, Xia Li did not choose to cook at home, but went to a restaurant directly.

With Lucia present, Fang Xia didn't say much about Xia Li.

A family of four packed up and went out.

"Hey, Aunt Huang, how come you look thinner after so long? You just finished your meal and went out to walk the dog?"

"Haha, yes, this is Xia Li's girlfriend..."

"Hey, it's still early. We won't rush them. It depends on what these young people want."

"Uncle Chen is on duty. Yes, come back to see your son."

"Sister Wang, long time no see. You look a lot younger! Um, this is Xia Li's girlfriend..."

Along the way, Fang Xia greeted everyone she met.

She is also a well-known kind person in Shangdong Chaoyang Community. She finally came back this time and was like a star.

Especially when introducing Lucia, he would pull Lucia over and greet each person he saw.

This made Lucia, who suffers from social difficulties, feel very embarrassed.

Finally getting into the car, Lucia was sweating from the heat and secretly fanned herself on the face.

She now wished she could dig a hole and bury her head in it like an ostrich.

Meeting the parents... is so scary.

Cry.

Lucia looked at Xia Li silently, and Xia Li was also helpless.

'My mom likes you,' he mouthed to Lucia.

The car had just started when Fang Xia, who was sitting in the back seat, patted the seat cushion and asked Xia Li happily.

“Is this car easy to drive?”

"It's easy to drive."

"As long as it's easy to drive, I was planning to buy it for you, but you didn't want it, so I'm using it to practice.

This is the first time I've been in my son's car... Old Xia, don't you agree?"

As she spoke, Fang Xia poked Old Xia, who hadn't said a word, with her elbow.

Old Xia didn't say anything, just nodded.

"This feeling is really good," Fang Xia said again.

Old Xia looked out the window and nodded again.

Now it’s not just the feeling of going back home that has changed, the feeling of sitting in the car has also changed…

It was the first time for Lao Xia to sit in the back seat during a family trip.

It’s amazing…

The little boy who used to be so small and worrying has grown up so big.

They all know how to step on the accelerator and the brake.

The vehicle started steadily. Xia Yuanjun tugged at his collar and swallowed twice.

There is an indescribable feeling of being moved.

(End of this chapter)