My wife is a dragon.
Chapter 168 Do you like this?
Chapter 168 Do you like this? (4.2K)
Xia Li washed her face and came out of the bathroom.
Compared to the red ink mark on his face, Wuqi has completely become a "calico cat".
The black and white body has patches of red, blue, and even a dark purple color that is a mixture of the two inks.
Xia Li originally wanted to dye this thing's body with tiger-like patterns, but failed.
Instead of dyeing a tiger, a monster appeared.
"It looks pretty fierce."
Xia Li chop the kitchen knife in his hand, then turned to Wuqi to comfort him.
Wuqi looked at his own reflection in the glass and actually did not dislike Xia Li's craftsmanship.
Maybe he is ugly in the eyes of humans, but he is absolutely invincible in the eyes of cats.
The kind that looks intimidating.
"I used to vomit when I looked in the mirror because I was tired of looking at my face. Now I think this cat face is quite handsome, one-tenth as handsome as my human body."
"Meow!" Wuqi's excited cat meow echoed in the kitchen.
"..."
Xia Lixin said, it is already very dangerous when you have such thoughts.
Since he has learned to appreciate his own appearance, it is not just his body that has become bestial, but his soul as well, right?
Beast fell?
Turn around and cut the vegetables carefully.
There are also the "goodies" that Ms. Fang brought two days ago in the refrigerator.
Xia Li grabbed a handful of red and green grass, chopped it up, and then mixed it with chili oil and seasonings.
There is a faint fishy smell in the air, and if you smell carefully, you can smell a fragrance.
Lucia stood at the door, supervising with her arms folded across her chest.
I haven't seen the hero for just half an hour, and he has dyed himself like this.
She also said that it was dangerous to keep a dragon like her at home. According to Lucia, it was also dangerous to keep a hero at home.
Sniffing, Lucia smelled a fishy odor, but she thought it was just the smell left by the carp.
She walked over, took the dishcloth and rubbed Xia Li's face.
"Xia Li, you've become a little cat!"
"Be gentle, I'm thin-skinned."
Xia Li was busy with his hands and stretched his neck to let Lucia wipe his face.
"Meow……"
Wuqi looked at him with disdain, then walked to the living room with a seductive cat step to play with Cotton.
Then Xia Li heated up the oil in a pan and fried some tomato and eggs.
Just at this moment, the light of the rice cooker was on. Lucia went to add rice, and Xia Li was responsible for serving the dishes.
Three dishes and a soup were quickly prepared. This combination of fish and vegetables was considered a sumptuous meal for their family.
Xia Li added a bowl of carp meat to Wuqi's meal.
People should keep their words. Wuqi has been staring at him for a long time, and it is as if he is looking at Xia Li as a fish.
Cotton meowed and wanted to have a taste, but was slapped away by Wuqi's cat paw.
"You are still young and cannot spit out fish bones. When you grow up into a big cat, you can ask your master to prepare fish bones for you every day... Then remember to give me a bite, hehehe."
Wuqi patted Mianhua's head and preached.
Xia Li ignored the two cats and focused his attention on the evil dragon across the table.
"Try this grass, it's a specialty of Shu Province."
He picked up a white grass root and put it in Lucia's bowl.
I've wanted her to try this thing before, but never had the chance.
Ms. Fang understood him and knew that he just liked it. A few days ago, she brought a big bag of it over, and Xia Li couldn't finish it.
"As the old...girlfriend of a man from Shu Province, for the sake of future family harmony, I think it is necessary for you to get in touch with it." Xia Li said seriously.
Lucia took the chopsticks and took great effort to pick up the suspicious grass root.
She put her nose close to it and sniffed it. The strong fishy stench made her almost cry.
"It stinks...it's poisonous!"
"It's not poisonous, it's not poisonous," Xia Li knew what the dragon would say. "It won't attack people, and it can reduce inflammation if eaten. It's very useful to both the human body and the dragon body."
Lucia looked at him doubtfully.
This was probably the worst food Lucia had ever eaten on Earth.
It was more terrifying to her than Coke.
She just took a bite and swallowed it at a very fast speed.
As long as she swallows it fast enough, the stinky smell won't catch up with her...
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Xia Li waited for the evil dragon's answer with some anticipation.
"..."
The evil dragon said nothing, but silently picked up a piece of tofu and ate it to cover up the taste in his mouth.
"You actually let a giant dragon from another world eat Houttuynia cordata..."
Wuqi on the side was shocked.
“The tofu here is delicious.”
Lucia was trying to take advantage of the hero, but in order not to dampen the hero's expectations, she deliberately avoided the topic.
Xia Li reached up with his sleeves, wanting to pick up a piece of grass with chopsticks and put it into the evil dragon's bowl.
The dragon immediately roared, "I can't eat any more!"
Xia Li smiled.
"If you don't like it, just say so, okay?"
Lucia poked the rice with her chopsticks and nodded slightly.
"I know……"
It's because she didn't want to disappoint the hero, otherwise she wouldn't be able to swallow it.
"No matter what you don't like in the future, you should speak up. You should know how to say no."
"This is how you should behave when interacting with other humans outside, and this is how it should be for me too," Xia Li said.
Before this, Xia Li taught Lucia how to accept human kindness, how to distinguish between good people and bad people, and what means to use to fight back when encountering bad people.
But there was one more thing. He hadn't taught Lucia how to say no.
This dragon was too stupid and foolish. At least for Xia Li, Lucia could never say anything to refuse him.
Even though Xia Li may be misleading, sometimes it is also important to understand Lucia's needs.
Otherwise he wouldn't be sure where the boundary between himself and Lucia was.
"If you don't like it, just refuse it. This is everyone's right," Xia Li paused and said, "It is also your right as a girl."
"..."
Lucia stared at him blankly.
She seemed to have never thought about this kind of question.
Reject the hero?
Where to start?
Looking at Xia Li handing over a piece of strange green grass with chopsticks, Lucia thought about it and opened her mouth.
She had no reason to refuse the brave man's feeding.
"Ah~"
Xia Li retracted his chopsticks.
"Are you a stupid dragon?"
"Ok?"
"I've let you reject me!"
"Is this some weird hobby, Xia Li?" Lucia asked innocently.
Xia Li's nose was crooked due to anger.
He is teaching the dragon how to behave. What does the dragon think of him?
"You said I wouldn't refuse, but I'm just doing this to you..." Lucia said in a slow voice.
Xia Li's nose, which had been crooked by anger, returned to its normal position.
Come to think of it, Lucia treats other humans like the flowers on the mountain top, and she is born with an arrogant temperament that keeps people at a distance.
Quietly looking at the dragon in front of her who would accept whatever she did, Xia Li ate the Houttuynia cordata on her chopsticks.
You won't refuse anything?
He hoped that Lucia would understand all the implications of human behavior and then choose to accept it.
Instead of agreeing to everything without reservation at the beginning.
It’s better to bully her less in the future.
After eating two bites of fish and putting two pieces of tofu into the bowl, Xia Li served soup to Lucia.
Today's carp and tofu soup is stewed until it is milky white, the tofu is very tender, and the fish meat is very fragrant.
In the past, Xia Li had little confidence in his cooking skills.
Firstly, he was deeply poisoned by the food from another world. Secondly, he once lived alone and never pursued the quality of life.
Now that Lucia has entered his life, Xia Li has begun to focus on enjoying life. "Eat more. Eating will help you gain weight and grow further."
He handed over a small bowl of soup, and Lucia blew on it twice and drank it.
"Xia Li, your cooking skills are already half as good as mine!" Lucia thought the food was delicious and praised it generously.
Xia Li had no objection to her statement which was extremely watery.
"Oh, that's right."
Speaking of "development", Lucia thought of another thing.
"There are many well-developed pictures in your computer folders."
"cough,"
Xia Li almost choked on a piece of tofu.
When Lucia said the word 'development', it was obvious that she was emphasizing it.
Wipe your face, your cheeks look a little funny with tofu crumbs and red ink.
Lucia looked serious, and her eyes made Xia Li very alert.
impossible.
He has hidden all the folders.
With Lucia's computer skills, it's impossible to open it.
"You really still like that kind of furry tail, right?" the evil dragon asked in a questioning voice.
Xia Li felt uneasy and started to explain.
"In the art works of the human world, apart from normal human girls, there are effeminate animals... Compared to scaly animals, the most effeminate ones are foxes and cats, so you have survivor bias."
The two of them had almost finished their meal. In order to prove his innocence, Xia Li dragged Elong to look at the computer.
Lucia casually picked up the little cotton ball lying at her feet.
As she walked, she teased Little Cotton and kept talking.
"Cotton, stay away from the hero from now on."
"Meow?"
"You are in danger."
Xia Li: “…”
Even if he likes that kind of thing, he wouldn't do that to a cat, right? ?
When he came to the computer, Xia Li finally understood what the folder that the evil dragon was talking about was.
After all this time, all you get is the 'reference materials' on the desktop.
If what Lucia opened were the browsing traces, then Xia Li would really have no way to defend himself.
But these things are indeed necessary for work.
"There's not a single nude picture here!" Xia Li said, pointing at the folder.
The evil dragon was stunned: "You still have exposed nipples?"
"……I don't."
Xia Li wilted for a second.
After all this trouble, it turned out to be a misunderstanding.
He was the one who put himself in the situation's shoes, thinking that the evil dragon had seen something extraordinary, but this was the result?
"You know, I will write the settings in my travelogue. In order to perfect the settings, illustrations are essential."
As he spoke, Xia Li opened his AI mapping software.
“The things in these folders are all reference materials. I will use them to make AI generate images.”
After learning that these were all Lucia saw, Xia Li didn't panic at all, and even showed her a picture.
Lucia took a look, but she couldn't understand it anyway.
However, when the so-called AI drawing software is opened.
The last remaining picture information was displayed.
"Ok?"
Something white flashed by.
Lucia just took a look and Xia Li turned it off at the speed of light.
"what?"
"without……"
"I saw the silver dragon horns."
"No, no, nothing."
Xia Li simply chose to turn off the computer.
No matter how thick-skinned you are, you will feel a little different at this moment.
Fortunately, there was still red ink on his face that had not been washed off, otherwise his emotions would definitely be exposed.
The software records contain hundreds of photos of silver dragon girls.
Rather than being a girl, she should be called a 'woman'.
In order to restore the photo of Lucia in her prime in her memory, Xia Li tried using AI several times.
They are all those that have lifted the age restriction.
They are all tall and plump, with a cold and arrogant expression mixed with two parts disgust, three parts shyness, and five parts gentleness.
Of course, these are only for secretly watching by yourself.
I didn't expect to be caught by Lucia herself.
I just can't help but think about Pianpian. What's wrong with me just being greedy for my girlfriend?
Xia Li raised his head and looked at Lucia standing in front of him.
Compared to when she first arrived on Earth, she had grown a little taller, and her barrenness had a little more curve.
But she is still short and small, with a pretty face that reveals purity and loveliness.
She seemed to have nothing to do with the pictures in the computer, but only Xia Li herself knew that.
She was gradually getting closer to the image of the Silver Dragon Queen in her memory...
"that's me?"
Lucia still had a troubled look on her face. She was very sure about what she had just seen.
"That's not it." Xia Li shook his head quickly.
"Then, is it another silver dragon? You are peeking at other dragons."
Lucia's clear amber eyes showed sadness.
"No, no, no, I remembered it wrongly. That was you. I was using the computer to restore your previous appearance."
Xia Li felt that if this continued, there would be a big misunderstanding.
If he looked at other female creatures for even a second longer, Lucia would become extremely jealous.
He's secretly refining other dragons behind Lucia's back. I'm afraid this jealous little girl will explode.
As he explained, he turned on his phone and showed Lucia two less shabby photos.
"See? I've tried my best to get close to the vocabulary instructions based on your appearance, but AI technology is limited, so I'm still a little short..."
'Om'
As she was explaining, Lucia took a look and Xia Li's phone vibrated.
The caller ID above says 'Courier'.
Xia Li immediately changed the subject and said, "Oh, the reference books I bought a few days ago have arrived. Didn't I say I was planning to open a pet hospital? My parents suggested that I try to get a veterinary license first. Only when I get this can I be considered to have entered the field..."
I pressed the answer button and a rough man's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hello, your express has arrived. I see that you have door-to-door delivery for this order. Is anyone home right now? I'll bring it to you right away."
"Yes, yes, bring it up."
"Okay, confirm that the delivery address is Unit 2, Building 3, Shangdong Chaoyang Community..."
"Hello? Are you listening?"
Two bangs.
Xia Li's cell phone fell to the ground.
In front of him, the evil dragon that had been thinking silently suddenly moved.
She stood there, the silver dragon scales on her face emitting a silvery-white glow.
Like an illusion, beautiful dragon horns extended from both sides of the forehead, and the thin cherry-colored lips became more vivid.
Those amber eyes were close to gold, and the originally pure and harmless almond-shaped eyes were replaced by a sharp feeling.
Sharp, cold and arrogant, but when she narrowed her eyes slightly, she was surprisingly charming.
"You like this?"
She has lost the mellow voice that a sweet girl should have, and has gained a more mature and cool feeling.
Lucia tucked a lock of hair behind her ear.
She leaned over and kissed Xia Li on the cheek with her red lips.
(End of this chapter)
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