My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 186 Don’t Talk Casually (5K)

Today's dinner is very simple.

The refrigerator at home had been empty for a long time. Xia Li didn't even order takeout this time. He just made a few buckets of instant noodles to solve the problem.

Lucia the dragon is never picky about food. She enjoys eating any of it, whether it's delicacies from land and sea or instant noodles.

At this time, the evil dragon did not know what tomorrow's New Year's Eve dinner meant to an ordinary family.

Which means…there will be plenty of leftovers for the next few days.

The table of New Year’s Eve dinner in southern China is definitely packed with people. It is normal to eat one meal for three or four days, and it is basically meat and vegetables. Then everyone will always think about the instant noodles.

"Eat just enough today to fill your stomach. You'll have something to fill up tomorrow night."

Xia Li put the instant noodles and ham sausage into Lucia's instant noodle bucket.

Lucia lowered her head to look for noodles, then tilted her head to take a bite of the sausage thrown into the bucket and took a smack.

Lucia is still looking forward to New Year's Eve tomorrow.

It is said to be the most important festival in the world.

Now every household is decorated with lights and the community is filled with red lanterns and small red flags, creating a very lively atmosphere.

Before this, the grandest festival Lucia had ever seen was the founding ceremony of a certain kingdom.

My memories contain flowers, white doves, and bells of blessing.

However, when she spread her wings and flew through the sky, the group of humans would simply flee in panic.

"Eat slowly."

Xia Li's hand was still on the mouse. When he turned around, he saw that Lucia had finished half of the instant noodles, so he interrupted her anxiously.

"I chewed it up and swallowed it."

"That was not what I meant……"

"That's... oh, I get it. The instant noodles aren't hot, so I won't drink boiling water."

"No," Xia Li said, looking at the bucket in Elong's hand, "I haven't found a video to go with the meal yet, wait for me."

"..."

Lucia slurped the noodles in her mouth, put down her fork and waited for Xia Li.

Humans always like to see something to eat with their food...

But it’s understandable.

In the past, when Lucia was in a good mood, she would take food to the top of the mountain and eat while looking at the scenery, as if this would improve her appetite.

As the computer sound rang, a string of gibberish in a language that Lucia could not understand came into her ears.

"what is this?"

The flickering lights of the screen were reflected on Lucia's fair face.

"Cartoon." Xia Li said after taking a sip of noodles.

Watch the different world anime about the evil dragon in another world.

It's quite fun.

Let her see how those male protagonists from Earth who traveled to another world were involuntarily dragged into wars. Maybe Lucia would understand his actions.

"In your cartoons, dragons are basically villains."

Lucia lowered her head and blew on the noodles twice.

This respect is very similar to the humans on the continent of Aize.

In their stories, the dragon clan is the big villain, similar to the stories on Earth.

"There are good dragons... but you can't blame us for that. In our own cultural stories, our own race is of course the righteous one, so it's easy for other races to become villains," Xia Li explained.

Lucia buried her head in her noodles and didn't really care about this.

Lucia was enjoying the noodles in her mouth when she raised her eyes and accidentally saw the male protagonist kissing a big-eared foreign girl on the bed.

This is only the fourth episode...

So exciting.

It is worthy of being the 'video to watch while eating' that the brave man found.

Lucia was embarrassed to watch this scene, so she took a quick glance and pretended not to see it, then bent down to pick up the passing little cotton ball and stroke it.

"You're full?"

"I'm almost full..."

"You won't watch cartoons with me?"

Lucia was about to run away, but Xia Li grabbed her and questioned her.

She looked at the screen shyly again. Wow, it was even more exciting.

Her ears turned slightly red. Lucia sat down holding Cotton, only looking at Cotton and never looking at Xia Li's computer.

"Then watch for a while, but not too long." Lucia said in a low voice.

This scene reminded Xia Li of watching movies with his parents when he was a child.

At that time, when I saw the male and female protagonists kissing, I would also avoid looking at them.

"Ha ha……"

Xia Li suddenly felt very happy and laughed twice.

Lucia silently turned her body away without saying a word to him.

Let Lucia understand human emotions...

Xia Li felt that this step was already half successful.

The next step is to understand the emotions in human actions.

In this regard, Lucia is still far from perfect.

Xia Li wanted Lucia to know that when she couldn't help herself, she should close her eyes and kiss the other person like she did on the computer, instead of suddenly biting his arm like she did last time.

"Look, why aren't you watching? It's the exciting part." Xia Li was eating noodles.

Lucia touched Cotton's nose, then touched her own nose.

As if she remembered something, she put her finger on her cheek and asked thoughtfully.

"Xia Li..."

"Ok?"

"You said that if we save enough mana, we can return to Aize Continent. How much mana do we need to save?"

"This," Xia Li was unsure, "There should be a lot more."

"How much is a lot?" The dragon raised his head and asked again, "Is it as much as buying a new nest?"

"Maybe... almost?"

Xia Li weighed it over.

He himself has no idea.

It takes a very long time to collect magic power bit by bit with the Demon-Repelling Sword and the Wuqi Golden Bell, so long that it takes less than a year.

He plans to take things one step at a time.

For example, to obtain a veterinary qualification certificate, it may take only a few months of self-study, and it may take about the same amount of time to open a pet hospital...

As for collecting magic power, returning to Aize Continent, and obtaining an ID card, Xia Li was unable to estimate the time required for these three steps.

Thinking of this, Xia Li became anxious.

"Which do you think is more important, integrating into society or gaining recognition from society?" he asked Lucia.

Lucia was stunned for a moment: "Aren't these two the same?"

"It's different...Integrating into the society means getting used to the social life here, and gaining recognition from the society means obtaining an identity here." Xia Li replied.

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that what they have been working hard for and what they have always wanted to do is the same goal from the beginning to the end.

That is to make Lucia a complete part of human society.

They have been working on the same thing and have not gone astray on this path.

"It's no use thinking so much."

It was Lucia who raised the question, and it was also Lucia who comforted Xia Li now.

She patted the cat hair on her hands and said, "As the ancients said, the bed will naturally straighten itself when it reaches the bridgehead!"

Xia Li smiled and said, "It's a boat, not a bridge."

……

New Year's Eve.

The sound of cannon fire began continuously from early morning.

Xia Li couldn't sleep because of the noise, so she got up and tidied up.

Fang Xia and the others will come back today to celebrate the New Year with Xia Li, but by the time they get here it will probably be noon, so Xia Li will have to take care of breakfast by herself.

I looked around for takeout orders via mobile phone and found that all the small shops around, such as the steamed bun shops and noodle shops, were closed.

After finally finding the last two eggs in the empty refrigerator, Xia Li took out some biscuits and milk powder from the snack rack. This was today's breakfast.

The evil dragon was still sleeping in, so Xia Li simply tidied up the living room and remembered the couplets he bought on the street a few days ago.

I originally planned to go to the door and put up the couplets myself, but then I thought, Lucia has never seen such a thing before.

In order to broaden the evil dragon's horizons, Xia Li walked to the bed and shook the dragon.

"Lucia, wake up."

Lucia seemed to be made of water, swaying back and forth as Xia Li pushed her.

"..."

I scratched my belly, but Lucia showed no sign of waking up. She turned over and continued to sleep.

"There is an enemy attack!" Xia Li said suddenly.

Still no response.

When dragons fall asleep, they sleep very deeply, and their brains seem to automatically filter out unimportant things.

Perhaps Lucia knew it very clearly in her subconscious that the probability of encountering an enemy attack at home was lower than eating two noodles.

Staring at that cute sleeping face, Xia Li sighed silently.

He bent his fingers and hooked a strand of hair. The small strand of hair was stained with ambergris, leaving a trail of wet marks on his face.

Xia Li slowed down his voice and spoke into the evil dragon's ear.

"Someone is trying to rob me."

"……who!"

Lucia sat up as if she were a corpse.

She quickly scanned the room until she saw Xia Li beside her. She opened her eyes and hugged Xia Li's arms.

This possessiveness...

A warm and soft body crashed into his arms, and Xia Li's lips curled up.

"Get up. Today is New Year's Eve and there are still many things to do."

"Hmph..." Lucia probably guessed that she had been deceived by Xia Li just now. She muttered to herself, got out of bed and put on her shoes.

I originally wanted to bite Xia Li, but then I thought better of it.

Lucia asked Zhou Anqi about Chinese New Year yesterday. Zhou Anqi was surprised that Lucia had not experienced a family reunion in 18 years, and at the same time she felt sorry for her.

The New Year is very important to humans. They care very much about their fortune and experiences during the New Year.

There are many customs these days and many things to avoid.

For example, on which day you can’t wear old clothes, throw away garbage, or get a haircut, etc…

Lucia thought it was troublesome and just thought that she just needed to pay a little attention, so she let Xia Li go and didn't bite him today.

"Which side of this Spring Festival couplet is the first line?"

Outside the half-open iron door, Xia Li held up the Spring Festival couplets smeared with paste, thought for a moment, and moved them to the right.

Lucia stood at the door, wearing a pair of newly bought rabbit slippers, looking up at Xia Li with her head held high, eating a biscuit in her mouth, crunching like a little squirrel.

"Left," Lucia said casually.

"That must be the right side."

Lucia: “…”

Xia Li pasted the first line "Dragons dance in the sky and sing on the earth" on the right.

Spring Festival couplets are read from right to left, so there is no problem in doing this.

"Come over here and lend a hand."

Looking at the dragon eating biscuits and watching the show behind, Xia Li felt that this was not a good idea.

"You can't reach it?"

Lucia patted the cookie crumbs off her hands, rubbed them on her clothes, and then bent down.

'Whoosh'.

Xia Li felt his body lighten, and he was actually lifted up by the evil dragon!

"you……"

Xia Li said with a cold face, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

"Put it down for me."

"Oh."

When his feet landed on the ground again, Xia Li felt extremely angry.

All the things were stuffed into Lucia's little hands. Xia Li half-knelt down and lifted her up, letting her paste the couplets one by one.

The two men stood in front of the tattered gate, with couplets on both sides of the gate pasted neatly.

Xia Li looked up and admired it, then he felt satisfied.

That's right.

He would give in to Lucia in everything.

But the position is not good.

The body position cannot be reversed.

"What does 'eternal' mean?"

Lucia asked as she looked at the four words on the banner.

She really couldn't appreciate these human customs, but the string of black characters on a red background written in a flamboyant style looked quite grand.

"It means forever." Xia Li pulled her into the house.

"Forever...what can last forever?"

"I like you."

"..."

Lucia washed her face and the temperature on her face dropped.

Today's breakfast is just some random snacks and cookies.

Xia Li said that all the things in the house should be cleared out today because no garbage can be thrown away tomorrow, the first day of the Lunar New Year, so all the things that need to be thrown away must be disposed of today.

Near noon, the sun broke through the clouds.

Beams of light shone down in the gloomy sky.

There were more old people and children in the yard, and the sound of fireworks and firecrackers continued to ring out. Little Cotton at home was so scared that he hid in the cat's nest.

In the past two days, Lucia would occasionally be startled by the sudden sound of cannons, but now she is used to it.

She went to the balcony to organize her small box, took out the bag of fireworks she bought last time and looked around.

"We'll go there tonight, too."

"Ok!"

Xia Li's words made Lucia smile.
Lucia secretly glanced at the group of little kids downstairs who were using spider cannons to blow up the flower beds, and her expression was no longer as envious as before.

That look seemed to say, "What you have, I have too!"

childish……

Xia Li sighed secretly.

"Meow~"

A black shadow flashed out from the balcony and landed on the ground with nimble limbs.

Half of the cow cat's face was black and half was white, with some strange colors still remaining on the white fur.

"Meow meow!"

"Those little brats used firecrackers to blow me up, luckily I ran away fast."

Wuqi sat on the balcony handrail, licked his paws, stretched seductively, and then jumped down.

Wrapped around Xia Li's legs, the cat's tail hooked Xia Li's ankle like a hook, and it let out another soft cry.

"Happy New Year, brother."

"Happy New Year. Would you like a snack?"

Xia Li remembered that there were two cans of cat food at home.

I haven't seen him for a few days. Wuqi has gained a lot of weight. Are stray cats fed so well now?

"Meow!"

"No, I just came back to see you."

Wuqi patted Xia Li's shoe with his cat paw and said, "Record a few more videos. I may not be back in the next few days."

Although he just kept making cat sounds, it was not difficult to see a proud expression in Wuqi's eyes.

Xia Li followed his gaze and looked out onto the balcony.

Sure enough, I saw several cats of different colors and breeds sitting on an uninhabited balcony not far away.

They were unfamiliar with Xia Li and remained vigilant, but at the same time they were afraid and unwilling to leave.

"you……"

"Well, my wives."

Wuqi deliberately emphasized the word "we".

Coupled with that smug expression, there is a sense of arrogance of an old man afterwards.

"..."

Xia Li was speechless for a moment.

With Wuqi's intelligence, it is not a problem to trick a few female cats to follow him.

What made Xia Li curious was that this guy was neutered, so where did he get his abilities from?!

However, Xia Li had checked it online before.

Even if there is no cat egg, it will not prevent him from being active.

In other words, just get on the bus… no ticket required.

"Alright, alright, go ahead and hang out. Water and food are on the balcony for you. If you can't find a place to eat, bring your girlfriends... over to eat with you."

Xia Li took out his mobile phone and recorded two videos. There happened to be some kids setting off fireworks downstairs. These videos with fireworks as the background looked very new. They were obviously shot during the Chinese New Year and could be used at the hospital for several days.

"Thanks, bro, you're so nice, love you."

Wuqi blew a kiss across the air.

Unfortunately, a cat cannot pout its mouth like humans do, so his movements were extremely awkward.

After saying hello and completing the task of recording the follow-up video, Wuqi no longer had any worries and turned around to lead his harem away.

"He has so many girlfriends?"

Seeing this scene, Lucia roughly guessed what happened based on Xia Li's one-sided conversation.

"Ah."

Xia Li answered casually and pulled Long back into the house to warm up.

The sun was hot enough today, so Xia Li put the heater aside, placed the melon seeds and peanut candies he had bought two days ago on the coffee table, and piled the oranges together, making it look like the Chinese New Year.

Fang Xia and the others will be home soon, and Xia Li has already made sufficient preparations.

"Do you also want so many girlfriends?"

Lucia was sitting on the sofa eating melon seeds when she suddenly asked.

"I never thought about it!"

"But the expression you had just now... clearly showed that you really wanted to do it."

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want."

Xia Li snatched two melon seeds from the evil dragon's little claws and started cracking them.

He felt very wronged.

I didn't mean to envy Wuqi at all just now, I just admired Wuqi's energy.

I am so busy just dealing with Lucia's affairs. It is strange that a neutered cat can handle five or six female cats. The key is that there is no Shura field.

“I think it’s pretty normal.”

Lucia wiggled her feet, her snow-white short socks looking very attractive in the sun.

She paused and continued, "According to the traditional concepts of our world, it is common for a strong man to have three, four or five wives... Just like those pure-blooded male dragons who like to spread their seeds everywhere, humans who stand at the top of authority and power will also spread their branches and leaves."

Lucia Kuku talked about the traditional concepts of the continent of Aize, and Xia Li's hair stood on end as he listened.

"Shh..."

Stretching out a finger and making a hushing gesture on that cherry-colored little mouth, Xia Li heard familiar footsteps coming from the corridor.

When Xia Li was a child, he lived in this old house and had been caught watching TV without finishing his homework countless times, so he was familiar and sensitive to this kind of footsteps.

"My mother is back."

Xia Li quickly stood up, shook off the melon seed shells on his clothes, and pulled Lucia to open the door to greet them.

"Don't talk nonsense for a while... Especially the topic just now, don't even mention it."

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