My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 33 Male Bunny Girl?

The thin porridge in the morning really didn't fill Xia Li up.

It turns out that people in Shu Province are more accustomed to pasta for breakfast.

So near noon, Xia Li ordered herself two cups of milk tea, as a reward for finding a part-time job.

"Do you want the coconut milk one or the jasmine one?"

Xia Li took the takeaway, turned around and asked Lucia in the room.

Lucia hid behind the door, staring furtively in the direction of the main door.

"…A male bunny girl?"

Lucia's tone was surprised and a little bit incredible.

At this time, the delivery guy had already gone downstairs. Xia Li closed the door and looked at the tiptoeing Long with a strange expression.

Come to think of it, dragons all have a sense of territory.

If she has already regarded Xia Li's home as her own territory, then anyone who intrudes into her territory is an enemy.

...If Xia Li hadn't held Lucia down just now, the evil dragon would have launched an attack, right?
"What male bunny?"

Xia Li took out cups of milk tea and inserted straws into them.

"The one just now, he had bunny ears on his head."

"That's the logo of Midan Takeout, just a headband."

"But, in the human world, the people who deliver food are maids, and the maids who wear bunny ears are bunny girls."

Lucia didn't know much about humans, but when she sneaked into the adventurer's tavern before, the most common people she saw were maids.

Human males seem to like maids very much. They are good at dressing up maids in various ways, some with ears, some with tails, and some with a big bell hanging on their chests.

Lucia couldn't appreciate it, she just thought human habits were strange.

"The people who deliver food here are called delivery men, not maids," Xia Li explained.

"Is it the butler?"

"Neither is the manservant."

"Xia Li, don't you like maids?"

"Of course I like it... Of course I don't like it. How could an upright human hero like a maid?"

Xia Li almost fell into Lucia's trap.

He handed over the milk tea and interrupted the topic.

"Try this, you've definitely never had it before."

Lucia was a little wary of the paper cup that Xia Li handed over.

The last time, Xia Li handed her the bubbling drink in the same way, causing her to be attacked by the bubbles.

"There was no bubbling this time, it was just a little hot." Xia Li said.

"..."

Lucia frowned. She hesitated for 0.05 seconds, then decisively grabbed Xia Li's straw with her mouth.

There is no philosophy in Lucia's life as a dragon. The hundred years from her childhood to her adulthood were all spent in confusion.

But there is one thing she understands very well...

I would rather betray the world than betray the food!
Food is a scarce resource in the continent of Azer, let alone delicious food.

“This is delicious!”

Lucia's eyes lit up as she took a sip of coconut milk.

As expected, Xia Li still enjoyed her expression.

Eating with such a companion will improve your appetite.

"It's similar to the soy milk I had last time, and it has a very strong aroma!"

Lucia had a thick straw in her mouth. Since she had just learned how to use this tool to drink water, her suction strength was insufficient, and she had to exhale a long breath through her nose after every two sips.

"…Drink slowly."

Xia Li was afraid that this stupid dragon would choke himself.

"Xia Li, I want to taste yours."

In just a blink of an eye, the evil dragon had already set its sights on Xia Li's cup.

"Shall I get you...a bowl?"

Just as he was about to turn around, the paper cup in Xia Li's hand made a suspicious gurgling sound.

Xia Li frowned.

"… Mm, not as delicious as mine."

The great gourmet Lucia commented sharply.

Xia Li stared at the wet straw with a look of disgust on his face. I've heard before that dragons are cold-hearted and can't tell the difference between emotions. Even when they transform into human form and live in human manors, they still treat humans with indifference.

But why is this silly dragon in front of me so enthusiastic?

The enthusiasm has no boundaries.

Xia Li repeated it in his mind a hundred times.

Ambergris is a good thing Ambergris is a good thing...

After finally deceiving himself, Xia Li lowered his head and took a big gulp.

Mm, just ordinary milk tea flavor.

Fortunately, I didn't have any strange expectations at the beginning.

Next time when Xia Li sees a statement online saying that "the straws that girls have drunk from are sweet", she will refute it.

The straw is sweet because milk tea itself is sweet. What remains on the wall of the straw is simply a mixture of saliva and the drink. There is no such sacred saying.

Don’t even mention girls being sweet, even female dragons can’t be sweet!

Xia Li took a few big sips, his eyes fixed on Lucia's rosy little mouth which was pouting because she was sucking hard through the straw.

Is it sweet?

impossible!
The dragon's mouth is used to spit fire.

And ambergris is used to make medicine!
Lucia, standing there in her fish-mouth slippers, was carefully distinguishing the taste of the two kinds of milk tea. She couldn't help but chew the coconut fruit she sucked into her mouth twice.

But soon, Lucia forgot what Xia Li's cup tasted like.

So he raised his sincere eyes and looked at Xia Li.

"Xia Li, I want to taste you again..."

"Gu——!!!"

The milk tea cup in Xia Li's hand made a mournful sound as if it was being squeezed dry.

He had never drunk a cup of milk tea at the speed of blowing a wine bottle.

Damn, I’m so full.

Xia Li propped himself up and gasped.

Now no one can take advantage of anyone else!
"..."

Seeing this, Lucia had to take back her thoughts.

She wondered in her heart why this hero was guarding the food. She hadn't guarded the food for so many days, and she was just trying to taste it, not robbing it.

"Hey--"

"Xia Tou'er!"

Just as Xia Li was pacing back and forth in the living room because he was drunk, a pair of heavy footsteps came closer and closer from the other end of the corridor.

It can be heard that the person who made the footsteps was walking quickly and might even be very excited.

"Open the door, open the door, if you don't open the door I will take out the key myself!!"

A rough voice came from the man at the door, and he seemed to be lying on the iron gate of Xia Li's house in a twisted posture.

Lucia, who was still drinking milk behind Xia Li, was startled by this sudden change.

She immediately got up and went to the kitchen, where she found the kitchen knife she bought last time.

When the dragon in the lair faces unknown danger, it always has only one thought.

--attack.

Drive out the invaders!
"Go to my room."

However, Xia Li grabbed Lucia's wrist and gave her a clear instruction.

As we all know, dragons are impossible to obey.

A dragon that obeys casually will not only appear spineless, but also lose face.

"Oh……"

The embarrassed dragon Lucia went to Xia Li's bedroom holding the cup of milk tea in her hand.

There’s nothing I can do about it, it’s mainly because the milk tea is so delicious.

If you resist Xia Li's instructions, you won't get any food next time.

Watching Lucia return to her room, Xia Li turned the doorknob.

The boy behind the door was still squatting on the ground taking out the key. When he saw that the door was open, he quickly raised his dusty face.

Xia Li looked at him with disdain.

"Don't take it out. The key has been collected."

(End of this chapter)