My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 34 Xia Tou Er

"Xia Tou'er, I came here on orders from the emperor."

"My mom said your mom said you might be in love, so your mom asked my mom to take care of you more."

"..."

Xia Li felt dizzy listening to this guy's monologue which sounded like a tongue twister.

No wonder this person's Chinese is so bad.

At least organize your language when you speak.

The young man at the door is named Chen Tao, the same age as Xia Li. He is a current office worker. For commuting, he lives on Chunbei Road where Xia Li took Lucia yesterday. He occasionally comes back to visit the old city.

Today happened to be the weekend, so Chen Tao drove here at noon.

The goal is clear...

He seemed to have heard some great news!

In fact, after receiving the questioning text message from Fang Xia last night, Xia Li knew that he had been exposed.

Given Fang Xia's personality, she definitely can't sit still.

And sure enough, a solution was found the next day.

Since Xia Li's current residence is his hometown, many residents in the community know each other.

In addition, Xia Li's mother Fang Xia is very popular. When living conditions were difficult more than ten years ago, everyone helped each other. Even after moving to a new home, these elders still kept in touch.

Of course, it’s not only the elders who keep in touch, but also the children who grew up together in the neighborhood.

For example, the young man in front of Xia Li, who is strong and looks honest, but is actually very coquettish.

Xia Li and Chen Tao's friendly relationship lasted from kindergarten to elementary school graduation. After elementary school graduation, Xia Li moved away from his hometown, and their relationship was interrupted for a long time.

It was not until Xia Li went to college that he applied for a day school in his junior year because the school happened to be near his hometown. From then on, he and Chen Tao resumed contact.

The friendship between boys is still very easy to rekindle. Even if they had fought countless times over trivial matters when they were young, when they meet as adults, they become good brothers who "grew up wearing the same pants."

By the way, the guy who liked to stuff the dog's mouth with vegetable leaves that it didn't like to eat, and who made Xiao Xia Li want to keep a dog as well, was this guy.

"Let me in."

Chen Tao stood in front of the iron gate, looking into the house with a pair of wandering eyes.

Xia Li was tall and just stood at the door, leaving no space for Chen Tao.

He glanced sideways and secretly glanced at Lucia who was hiding behind the door.

It is unrealistic to have a hidden dragon in a golden house unless Xia Li has his own house.

He lives in his hometown now. Not to mention that Ms. Fang comes back to visit every once in a while, just based on the frequency with which Old Xia feeds Xia Li every other day, he will sooner or later discover Lucia.

Xia Li should have considered this when he took Lucia in.

It was just that I was impulsive at the time, and I hadn't dealt with interpersonal relationships on Earth for a long time, so I didn't think too much about it at the time.

Now we are in a difficult situation.

Ms. Fang won't do anything radical.

My mother has a gentle personality. Except for the time when she activates the "Lao Zi Shu Dao Shan" skill unique to the Shu Province, which is a bit overwhelming, she is usually very kind, especially kind and warm-hearted.

From childhood to adulthood, Ms. Fang has always respected Xia Li's ideas.

In an era when other children's bedroom doors did not have door handles, Xia Li's room door was not only locked, but also came with a key.

Although their ideas are still conservative, the old couple's educational method is not "blame-based education" but "praise-based education".

Their educational method gave Xia Li enough confidence and allowed Xia Li to have a very complete childhood.

Now, the pigs that Fang Xia has raised for twenty-two years are finally sold to the market, so she is naturally very happy.

When he learned that the little white pig he raised had started to set his sights on the cabbage next door, he became even more excited.

So, in the final analysis, Fang Xia was just simply excited.

Maybe he is currently secretly discussing countermeasures with Lao Xia at home, hoping to learn the latest developments without alerting the enemy.

So, Chen Tao was sent directly as a spy.

Xia Li leaned against the door frame and thought for a moment. Finally, he decided to let Chen Tao in.

He wanted Ms. Fang to think that he had sent a spy.

Actually this guy is Mission Impossible.

Xia Li could have used Chen Tao to provide Ms. Fang with false information.

"Come in, come in, remember to change your shoes." Xia Li said helplessly.

"Okay, Xiatou."

Chen Tao smiled happily and skillfully took out his slippers from Xia Li's shoe rack.

Xia Li went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Fat House Happy Water and threw it to Chen Tao.

Chen Tao was sweating profusely, looking just like when he was a child. He felt extremely weak after running a few steps.

"Shel, Summer Head."

Xia Li: “…”

"I wonder if you can change your nickname for that dick? It's too degrading."

The story of Xia Li being called 'Xia Tou'er' started when he was very young.

At that time, the children in the community gathered in groups of three or five and were divided into different factions. There were five people in Xia Li's faction, and all five of them were little kids of similar age from the same unit.

Because Xia Li was a good student and tall at that time, he was called the boss by the little kids in the unit faction, and the name naturally became "Xia Tou'er".

There weren't so many internet terms back then, and "Xia Tou'er" simply meant the boss.

Now it has changed.

At first glance, it sounds like an insult.

"Hey, Lao Xia... where did you go that week? Aunt Fang has been calling me for the past few days, asking me where you are. How would I know where you are? I could only lie and say that you went traveling."

As Chen Tao spoke, he unscrewed the Coke bottle and took a sip.

His wandering gaze was like a mosquito in the living room, circling here and there before finally landing on Xia Li's face.

Xia Li had already heard from Fang Xia what Chen Tao said in advance.

If Chen Tao hadn't covered for me, the old couple would have been very worried during my disappearance for a week.

"Luckily you came back in a week. Otherwise, if you were missing for a few more days, once Aunt Fang called the police, I would be the first suspect."

Chen Tao's tone sounded a little fearful.

Xia Li nodded and said, "I was just traveling at that time."

After all, a trip to another world can also be considered traveling.

"Then where have you been?" Chen Tao asked curiously.

"Online love in person." Xia Li answered immediately.

The expression on Chen Tao's face changed immediately.

As if he had finally gotten the affirmative answer he wanted, Chen Tao smiled, moved his butt to sit next to Xia Li, and spoke mysteriously.

"Online romance? You're still into online romance?"

"Aunt Fang said you were dating someone, but I didn't believe it. But it turned out to be true?"

"Don't worry, you know me."

"I have a spy."

Chen Tao said with a solemn oath.