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Chapter 272: Passed through the house three times without entering

Good question!
Jing Tian's words, "But do we have such a big scoop net?" made Bai Liang stunned.

Damn, is it so cute?!

Is this an older sister contestant who was born in 1988?

Bai Liang has also dealt with many sisters in the entertainment industry. Even Sister Xiao Zhao, who has such a cute small round face, only has a slightly younger face.

And Jing Tian really had a very strange feeling.

Glancing at the camera, Bai Liang felt that this sister would be able to attract a lot of fans just based on that sentence.

No wonder she lowered her status and her reputation immediately improved by washing her face and acting in TV dramas.

When she gets closer to the audience, she is so cute and lovable.

The staff of the program couldn't help but smile a little bit~
Bai Liang thought for a moment and replied, "When fishing for particularly large fish, you don't use a landing net. For example, when fishing for tuna, you need to use a harpoon after catching it, and you even need a crane on the boat to pull it up."

"That's it~"

"Of course, there is also the American-style landing net, which is a little simpler."

“What is an American dip net?”

"It's that da da da!"

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Kyogre. This thing is useless no matter whether it’s a harpoon or an American net. You need a Master Ball.

When getting the dogs on the boat and preparing to go to the island in the middle of the lake together, Bai Liang wished he had a Poké Ball.

This way they can be collected into the ball one by one, instead of catching them one by one and sending them to the boat.

It’s not that you have to have a dog with you when fishing, but Jing Tian mainly took on the task of helping Bai Liang scoop up the fish and “subdue” the fish.

Bai Liang was afraid that she couldn't beat Yu and felt that he needed help from the dogs.

Besides, fishing time is usually not short, so it’s nice to have a dog around to pet.

If there was no camera, he could have fondled Miss Jingtian.

The area of ​​the island in the middle of the lake is actually quite small, but this is why it meets the needs of anglers.

Seeing Bai Liang seeming to be quite skilled in kneading bait and making nests, Jing Tian asked like a curious baby: "Is this the only way to catch fish?"

"No, many fishermen, no matter how well prepared they are, still come up empty-handed."

"The Air Force just means they didn't catch anything~"

"Yes, that's really clever. Then guess what "hitting the tortoise" means."

"I caught a turtle!"

"Wrong, I still didn't catch anything~"

Jingtian, I understand!
Her eyes lit up, and she instantly realized one of the truths of fishing: "So most people can't catch any fish at all."

This cruel truth is likely to shock many anglers.

At the same time, Jing Tian did not let Bai Liang go, and said with a smile: "You are so skilled, you must have done a lot of empty air and turtle~"

"That doesn't exist."

Bai Liang said that his operations such as making nests and kneading baits were mainly for a sense of ritual.

If he really wants to catch a fish but is too lazy to make any effort, he might just cast an empty hook and a fish might bite.

But that would take away the fun of fishing.

So he is really good at fishing, and this activity helps him calm down and stay away from the state of "not eating beef".

"Let's get off the pole~"

As Bai Liang swung the fishing rod, it drew a parabola in the air and officially entered fishing mode.

The lake water in Tonglu is wrapped in the coolness of late spring, and the scenery is particularly pleasant.

However, the progress of fishing was not so encouraging.

The two of them sat there for half an hour.

The dogs next to them were getting a little "impatient" and lay down together to sleep.

Oh yes, Chocolate was not asleep. She was lying obediently at Bai Liang’s feet, being touched by Bai Liang and Jing Tian in turn.

Jing Tian was not impatient, but was thinking of reasons for Bai Liang.
I was so confident when I came here, it would be a bit embarrassing if I go back without catching any fish.

And boys care most about their face.

The water temperature is wrong? The wind direction is bad? The bait does not suit the appetite of the fish here?
However, if I help him come up with excuses or take the blame, he will call me "sister"~
While Jing Tian was brainstorming, Bai Liang was secretly thinking that there were actually big fish here!
It has been such a long time and there is not a single bite. According to the law of luck, there is only one possibility: it is holding it in!

It’s time to withdraw money!

He originally thought that there were only some small fish of some weight here.

"If it's true."

Just when Jing Tian couldn't help but speak to comfort Bai Liang, she saw him suddenly stand up and lift the fishing rod.

The fishing line cut through the lake water like a handful of silver coins exploding.

"Wow!!!"

If you want to drag a big fish here, it will take a long time.

So after Bai Liang spent some time with this thing, he also let Jing Tian experience the charm of fishing.

The young lady held the fishing rod with a red face, feeling the force from it, and her mouth basically never closed.

So exciting!
What’s even more exciting is that during this process, Bai Liang held her in his arms.

The purpose of doing this is to prevent her from letting go, and it is definitely not to hug her or take advantage of her.

After a thrilling tug-of-war, Bai Liang dragged a huge black carp that seemed to be a meter in size to the shore.

Jing Tian, ​​who was hastily preparing to help catch the fish, gestured a little and said with a bitter face, "We don't have a net that big enough."

Bai Liang: Oh, this, I really caught a freshwater Kyogre.

Just when he was thinking of finding a stick to knock the fish unconscious, Jing Tian stomped his feet, took off his shoes and stepped into the shallow water, trying to bend down to pull the fish up.

next second.

slap~
I got a big beating.

Jing Tian was stunned by the blow from the tail, but it seemed that there was no problem as the force was not very strong. Well, it just ruined her makeup a little.

But it didn't affect her at all. She looked at Bai Liang pitifully for help. Her little face was aggrieved and tears seemed to flash in her big eyes: "It hit me"

As soon as this sentence came out, the staff of the program who were originally excited and nervous sighed.
This fish is dead!

Sure enough, as soon as Jing Tian finished speaking, Bai Liang’s fist hit the fish’s head.

There was a loud thud, so crisp and fierce.

The fish stopped moving on the spot.

The plot is very similar to when I was a kid and went to my grandma's house to play. I was scared and cried because I was chased by a big rooster. Then I could eat delicious braised chicken that night.

With a wave of the little hand, it was like the King of Hell calling his name.

"Are you okay? Let me take a look~"

Bai Liang didn't bother with the big fish, but pinched Jing Tian's little face, as if he wanted to check her.

Although she was a little embarrassed, she tilted her head back and cooperated obediently, even pouting subconsciously.

That well-behaved look made the photographer next to him puzzled: How could you, Bai Liang, resist from giving her a kiss?
Bai Liang: Aren’t you guys here?
Now that my face is fine, it’s time for happy harvest.

This fish is really big, maybe a little less than a meter, but it probably weighs nearly 40 kilograms.

"Teacher Huang is so happy now. He can show off his cooking skills! The whole production crew can enjoy it."

"Let's take it back quickly!" Jing Tian said happily at this time.

Bai Liang waved his hand and said, "Do you know what is the most important thing about fishing?" "Catch the fish!"

"You are wrong. It means you pass by your home three times without entering."

To catch such a big fish, it will have to wander around the village for three, four, five, six, seven or eight times. Wouldn't it be a waste of fishing?

Which fisherman likes this sport just for eating fish?
Bai Liang: Watch and learn carefully, this is the most important trick in fishing secrets.

Come on, where are the people from the show? Get on the cart!

Jing Tian was a little embarrassed at first, but soon she felt the joy of it.

"Uncle, how do you know this is what we just caught? It weighs over 40 kilograms and is over a meter long!"

The old man smoking on the roadside: ???

Did I ask you?!

At this time, the people who were still planting rice were staring in amazement at the two people who were pulling the cart around.

"Fuck!" Xu Zheng cursed, "Did you really catch this?"

"Yeah." Jing Tian nodded vigorously, "We are awesome, right~"

"No, the production team bought it for you at the market, right? This is too outrageous."

"Nonsense! We have video evidence!"

Hey, this is the advantage of having a photographer following you. The whole process from Bai Liang casting the rod to catching the fish was captured on camera.

However, looking at such a big fish, Xu Zheng still did not give up: "Let's find someone to dive and catch the fish below~"

At this time, Jing Tian suddenly remembered the knowledge points that Bai Liang had taught her before, and suddenly realized: "Director Xu, you often go into the air, right?"

"Hey~ How can you talk like that!"

Anxious~Hey, he is anxious!

Jing Tian's eyes lit up. Sure enough, what Teacher Bai taught were all useful knowledge points~
While the two of them were debating, Teacher He and others also gathered around.

Their current look is quite funny, with mud all over their hands and feet, just like they are transplanting rice seedlings.

Then Jing Tian got anxious, "Don't smear the mud on the fish, we still have to swim a few more times~"

Teacher He couldn't help laughing and said, "Tiantian, you don't have to show off to the whole village. Once the program is broadcast, people all over the country will know about it."

"Yes~"

Jing Tian couldn't help but laugh out loud when he thought that so many viewers would be able to see him and Bai Liang "cut" such a big fish together.

Sure enough, fishing can really bring people a great sense of accomplishment.

"What a big fish! You are quite capable." Sister Xiao Zhao sighed and joked as she stood beside Bai Liang.

Bai Liang waved his hand pretentiously, "It's OK, basic operation."

But I always feel that what she said seems to have a hidden meaning. Is she talking about the 40-pound cat in front of me?

Or is it the one weighing about 90 kilograms that was dancing and showing off with Teacher He?
Coincidentally, Jing Tian was performing the fish blowing bubbles for Teacher He at this time~
The acting is really similar!

Today, she really showed off her cuteness to the fullest. When Teacher He saw her, she had a big smile on her face, and it felt like she was about to have her period.

Bai Liang looked at the progress of Xiao Zhao and the others' work and said, "I'll help you plant the rice later. You've only done this little bit."

"Brother, you are such a nice person!" Eddie Peng, who does the hard work on this show, couldn't help but say with emotion.

"Nice guy card? Then I won't help~" Bai Liang's face changed immediately.

"Wrong, wrong! Bro, you're so handsome!"

"Right! I'll go give the fish to Mr. Huang and let him take care of it."

Hearing this, the corners of Teacher He's mouth curled up slightly, but he held it back.

Evil Gardenia seemed to have finally officially come online at this moment.

Peng Yuchang said that this silly boy was still happy, "It's going to be so great tonight!"

Teacher Huang: Why am I not dead yet?
He was in despair when he saw the fish. The most important thing was that the fish was not dead after Bai Liang's punch. It just fainted.

After being sent to Teacher Huang, this thing woke up again.

Fish: Getting excited again!

So Teacher Huang also got a slap in the face.

After that, just hitting it with the back of a kitchen knife and causing it to fall into "coma" again almost made him sweat.

Damn! This meal is killing me.

The program crew was at a loss and could only ask someone to help deal with it, otherwise they might not be able to catch the fish by the evening.

Bai Liang, who went to plant rice seedlings, asked someone to help him use his mobile phone to record the process.

"Brother, are you going to post on Weibo? Take me on camera~"

Eddie Peng came over with a smile and said that he also wanted to take advantage of the popularity.

"I'll send it to my mom. Don't be shy. Just say hello."

"Hello Auntie!"

Hearing the noise here, Jing Tian looked over eagerly and she also came to participate in the glorious labor.

However, Teacher He is trying hard to persuade her to do less work.

What are you afraid of sometimes?

Stupid, but hardworking.

As soon as she hesitated, Bai Liang had already taken back his phone and sent the video to his mother.

Soon the other party sent a voice message back.

"My son can now plant rice."

"puff!"

This magical Guangxi accent voice made the friends who worked with me burst into laughter.

Xu Zheng's tears dried up and he almost sat down in the mud.

"Is your mother from Guangxi?" Teacher He asked with a smile.

Bai Liang smiled and shook his head. "My mom taught herself dubbing when she was bored. Now she's a semi-professional voice actor. She helps me with the show effects. She knows all the accents."

"what?!"

What a treasure mother!
My friends are really envious of me.

But at this time, Bai Liang's mother sent another voice message, this time with a playful voice: "Handsome boy, is that Jing Tian in front of your video? She is so pretty, you should marry her!"

Jing Tian:!!!
Red and warm! Red and warm instantly!
Even when she was slapped in the mouth by a fish, her face didn't turn red this much!

Fortunately, Bai Liang cooled her down quickly.

"My mother falls in love with every girl she meets. She really liked Li Yitong before."

Jing Tian: Do you really have to add this sentence? !

Sister Zhao rubbed her chin and said that she wanted to say something fair: Bai Liang's mother was not as philanthropic as he was.
At least his mother's favorite types are relatively uniform, unlike Bai Liang, who can eat anything.

From mature to immature, from charming to cold, from curvaceous to flat. Which one is missing?

We’re almost done with compiling a “Chinese Entertainment Women’s Illustrated Guide”.

In Sister Xiao Zhao's eyes, Jing Tian is also a person who is not in his right mind. Where is your step back?

Have you used it even once today?

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