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Chapter 273 The gentleman is far away from the chef

"Still eating? I'm here to take you in~"

Before dinner, Bai Liang, who seemed a little bored after taking a bath, was bullying the dog in the Mushroom House.

Little H and Little O, who were stunned by his poking, stared eagerly at the food bowl that Bai Liang took away.

The dog is good, the man is bad.

Fortunately, there is a kind-hearted sister named Xiao Zhao who helps them get justice.

Sister Xiao Zhao also took a bath, smelling delicious~
Her hair, which had been tied up for transplanting rice seedlings, was let down again, and she looked more and more like a heroine.

However, this sense of oppression is equivalent to nothing for Bai Liang.

In his eyes, Sister Xiao Zhao hasn't changed much.

The posture of scolding him did not change, she still put her hands on her hips and started to talk:
"How old are you? Why are you still bullying puppies?"

"It's unfair, Master Qingtang~"

Bai Liang said with an innocent look that he was just talking nonsense, he actually wanted to help the dogs have a better meal.

When I was fishing today, the dogs actually helped out too. They barked a lot to cheer me up.

Even if they have not made any contributions, they have worked hard, so of course they have a share in eating fish.

The chocolate and meat have already been eaten on the other side.

“Can they eat fish?”

"My grandma's puppies eat whatever she eats, and they are very well raised."

After giving the dogs extra food, Bai Liang went to the kitchen to check on Teacher Huang who was still working hard cooking.

Then I saw the other person pouring rice wine into the pot of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

One bottle is not enough, have another one!
Finally, put the lid on and feel satisfied.

Bai Liang's eyelids twitched when he saw this~
Oh, by the way, Teacher Huang likes to add rice wine when stewing food, and even adds "lethal doses". The culprit is actually this guy Chen Chichi.

It was he who tricked Teacher Huang into doing this.

This also shows that our Chef Huang’s cooking skills are actually just at the ordinary home cooking level.

Otherwise, if Chen Chichi dared to say it, he would actually dare to listen.

He is a real chef, how can he be ordered around by an amateur?

Because of Lin and Xin's relationship, Bai Liang and Chen Chichi also have some friendship. They have drank together several times and played games twice.

So I know that this guy is a complete drunkard!
Lin Genxin used to drink with him and a host named Zhu Zhen. They were neighbors in the same community.

I was so drunk by these people that I didn't even dare to answer the phone.

Later, there was no other choice but to find Bai Liang and ask him to help "teach" these guys a lesson.

After all, Bai Liang had a record of sending Wu Jing, a drunkard who dared to drink a whole bottle of white wine, to the hospital.

The "lesson" was of course a smooth one, but Bai Liang also saw how much these people loved drinking.

So Chen Chichi tricked Teacher Huang into adding a lot of rice wine into Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in order to make it taste better?
This guy just wants to drink!

Case solved.

So the question is, can Jing Tian and Sister Xiao Zhao drink enough to handle this "lethal dose" of rice wine?

Will he get drunk and go crazy?
Sister Xiao Zhao, who was standing nearby and watching, was also a little frightened. On the one hand, she had suffered a loss when she came to "Longing for Life" last year.

At that time, she was still a sweet girl, foolishly believing that Mr. Huang was really a great chef.
At the same time, she also has psychological trauma from the time she bought fake liquor and almost got hospitalized.

Since then, she has hardly touched alcohol.

"Sister, how about I let you eat my bottom? I'm young and I can handle it."

"Why are the words you say so strange?"

Sister Xiao Zhao rolled her eyes at Bai Liang and said, "I can drink quite well, you should just pay attention to Tiantian. Why don't you give her something to eat~"

Bai Liang was puzzled: "Why can't I care too?"

"Bah!" Sister Xiao Zhao turned her head and looked into the distance, giving him a handsome back view.

There was no way Jing Tian would eat instant noodles as her mind was full of the big fish she caught this afternoon.

Girls actually tend to hold grudges. She still remembers that slap in the face!
Eat you!
However, I don't know how to avenge Bai Liang since she remembers so many grudges. I can't let him eat her too~
This little trouble naturally wouldn't bother Jing Tian at the moment.

She is very happy today.

This was the happiest variety show she had ever recorded.

So, step back. The step back cannot be used.

The best place to take a step back is on the island in the middle of the lake.

But since it's already an island in the middle of the lake, where can she retreat to?
If you are not careful, you will fall into the lake.

It’s better to enjoy the present and spend these days happily.

Even though her movies have failed for so many years, she is still able to keep herself plump and beautiful, and there is a reason for that.

"Duck, duck! Extra food!"

Just now, Jing Tian, ​​who had just finished taking a shower, saw a Muscovy duck standing on the wall, and his eyes lit up instantly.

The only person who responded to her was the chocolate she had just eaten.
Chocolate really understands!
After receiving the command, the little creature twisted its butt and rushed towards the Muscovy duck, but was stunned to find that the duck could fly.

"Hey, hey, hey, Tiantian, that's our lantern, a member of the Mushroom House, you can't eat it."

Teacher He quickly stopped Jing Tian from wanting to have more food.

Bai Liang also said something fair: "It's too late to deal with the duck now, and Teacher Huang is quite tired today."

"Xiaobai, do you want to eat our lanterns?" Teacher He said with some "dissatisfaction".

Bai Liang chuckled, "Actually, I think the lamb over there is pretty good too. The lamb skewers look really cute."

"There are also lambs? I'll go take a look~" After hearing this, Jing Tian felt that he had a new interest.

Teacher He was anxious: "You can't eat the lamb either~ No, I have to go over and take a look."

"No, once she plays with these little things for a while, she immediately doesn't want to eat them anymore. Otherwise, why do they say a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen?" Bai Liang said with a smile.

Teacher He was stunned. "Hey, what you said is quite interesting. I'm going to test you."

Bai Liang: Then you really hit the nail on the head.

He really studied this thing and it helps him control himself from entering the "not eating beef" state.

Looking at Jing Tian, ​​who was lying outside the sheepfold and teasing the lambs with a smile, Bai Liang held up his chin and said, "A gentleman cannot bear to see animals die when he sees them alive, and cannot bear to eat their meat when he hears their cries. That is why a gentleman stays away from the kitchen."

"So this is what it means that a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen?" Sister Zhao said in surprise.

"What do you think it means?"

Sister Zhao was a little embarrassed: "A gentleman doesn't cook."

"There's nothing wrong with that, it's easier to be a saint than to be a human being."

"Xiaobai, how come you have the feeling of seeing through the world at such a young age?" Teacher He said with a smile.

Bai Liang blinked and leaned on the railing: "No, I'm actively integrating~"

As the sun sets, a layer of golden color seems to gradually spread over the earth.

The figure leaning lightly against the railing seemed unexpected and out of place.

Although it was a bit impolite, Teacher He really thought of the book "Shuangzi's Book" inexplicably.

He suddenly understood why Shuangzi expressed such a strange and humble attitude of "serving God" in that book.

Fortunately, with Jing Tian's call not far away, he returned to the world.

"Aren't you going to come and see the lamb?" "Come on~ Let me see my lamb skewers, sprinkle more cumin and less chili~"

"Come on, lambs are cute."

"How about we eat it mom?"

"Uh"

"You are actually moved, what a scary woman!"

Jing Tian's eyes suddenly widened. Wow, you're putting the blame on someone else?! It was obviously you who suggested it!

She chased, he ran away, she couldn't catch him~
Looking at this scene, Teacher He couldn't help laughing, and at the same time, he subconsciously glanced at Zhao Liying with a somewhat complicated and strange look in his eyes.

However, at this time, Zhao Liying looked at the time, took out a hair band from her pocket, and started to tie her hair into a ponytail.

"Yingbao, your hair isn't completely dry yet. What are you doing?"

Sister Xiao Zhao smiled and pointed her mouth towards Bai Liang, "Give this little rascal some fried eggs. He wants to eat two more packets. He's such a glutton."

Teacher He: Well, just spoil him~
After being busy in the kitchen all day, Chef Huang suddenly felt like ordering some takeout.

However, when he looked at the two girls who "broke into" the kitchen with great interest, he frowned and had a very bad premonition.

Zhao Liying is okay. She may not be a great chef, but she can definitely cook instant noodles.

But it was a bit troublesome for Miss Jingtian who took over the task of frying the eggs.

Her series of actions made Teacher Huang's eyelids twitch.

Whether it was the oil splattering everywhere or the eggs being messed up, it didn't take long for the kitchen to become like a war had taken place.

I don’t know how she did it, the damn stove is even black.

Although Miss Jingtian was in a panic at the beginning, she actually managed to fry two decent eggs in the end.

Anyway, when it was brought over together with the bowl of noodles cooked by Sister Xiao Zhao, Bai Liang really didn’t notice anything wrong.

"I'm awesome, right?" Jing Tian asked Bai Liang to take credit for it.

"There's something~ I just can't do it anyway."

"Then you are not as good as me~"

Jing Tian was very proud of himself after frying two eggs.

Teacher Huang standing by had a bit of resentment on her face: she had to crack twelve eggs to only succeed in cooking two of them, and she almost set the kitchen on fire during that time.

To be honest, at this moment, Chef Huang suddenly felt that since our show is called "A Longing for Life", it would actually be nice to order takeout.

Fortunately, he didn't say this out loud, otherwise Bai Liang, who captured the key word "order takeout", would have to show off his skills.

He is very good at ordering takeout.

Teacher Huang: I can see that each of you has unique skills.

He was forced to do whatever his father wanted.

"It's time to eat!" After Teacher He arranged all the dishes for tonight, he started calling people.

Wait for everyone to take their seats.

"Before we eat, I have a question!" Xu Zheng's face was so serious that everyone else felt a little confused.

The guy who was singing Peng Yuchang was the most nervous and didn't know where to put his feet.

But his eyes were on the food on the table and he swallowed his saliva.

If Teacher He has "pica", then Peng Yuchang is really hungry.

Children are growing, so they can eat anything.

"What's wrong?" Teacher Huang sat there gasping for breath. His work intensity today was really high. It really took his life to cook that fish, and then he was tortured by Jing Tian.

"How much rice wine is put into this Buddha Jumps Over the Wall?"

Hearing this question, Mr. Huang was amused and said with some pride: "Say two pounds less, what's wrong?"

Xu Zheng slapped himself on the forehead and said, "It's over. I lost."

"What did you lose? Did you make a bet with someone?"

It must be said that Mr. Huang has a really good brain. No wonder he has the nickname of "The Divine Calculator" in "God of Calculation".

It spins really fast.

Xu Zheng looked helpless, "Yeah~ You're stewing Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, why do you pour so much rice wine?"

“This is how Buddha Jumps Over the Wall should be done!”

"Okay, I admit defeat. Peng Peng will wash our Director Xu's hair later!" Bai Liang said, clapping his hands.

Peng Yu sings: "Ah? Me?"

"Of course it's you, Ye Wen. Could it be me?"

Didn’t Peng Yuchang look at Xu Zheng’s head and wonder if there was even a single hair on it that needed to be washed?

And he washes it? Isn't that a bit offensive?
Xu Zheng was quite knowledgeable about the show's effects, so he replied, "Use facial cleanser, that will work better."

Of course, washing your hair is the next step after dinner.

Before that, I have to finish today's meal.

Teacher Huang felt quite accomplished at this moment. No matter whether it was Buddha Jumps Over the Wall or the big fish, he finally caught it.

At this moment, he was sitting on a chair with a teacup in his hand, smiling as he watched others pick up chopsticks and prepare to eat.

Having said that, it is normal for a chef to lose his appetite after cooking due to the smoke and fire.

But Mr. Huang often doesn't eat after cooking. Bai Liang always feels that this will become one of the reasons for people to "attack" him in the future.

You know it tastes bad, so you don't touch it, right?
“This fish is absolutely amazing!”

With lines like this, even if you block out the voice characteristics, you can still tell who said it.

Bai Liang, who was eating instant noodles, looked at Teacher He, and the other teacher was also looking at him, and they both smiled.

Miss Jingtian might be the only one at the table who was really looking forward to it.

She had been sitting there obediently waiting for dinner.

"Yuyu~ I'm here to eat you!"

"Tiantian did a great job today. She and Xiaobai caught such a big fish together." Teacher He continued to give emotional value with a smile.

"Hehe." Jing Tian continued to enjoy today's "glorious boast" while he couldn't wait to take a bite with chopsticks.

But after she put the fish into her mouth, the expression on her face suddenly became strange.

Three points of doubt, three points of confusion, three points of helplessness, and the remaining ninety-one points are respect for the camera.

He tried to swallow, as if he was swallowing something strange.

"It's delicious." She said blankly.

What does it feel like?

It was as if the big fish that had been filleted a long time ago was now alive on the plate after being cooked, and gave her another big bite.

Today, Miss Jingtian was slapped twice by the same fish!

twice!

Is this reasonable?

She wanted to call her parents: I was bullied by the fish! Twice!

Looking at the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, she felt that she needed to drink some soup to smooth things over.

(End of this chapter)