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Chapter 593 You guys are really hungry!

Chapter 593 You guys are really hungry!

"Hey?"

"Hey~"

"Hey!"

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"Okay, stop complaining~ You've almost turned a few tones into a song. I never knew our Tian Tian had such a talent for composing music!"

Upon hearing this, Da Tiantian's first reaction wasn't to blush or feel embarrassed, but rather her eyes lit up.

She had always trusted Bai Liang, even if he wasn't quite at the level of calling a deer a horse, but if Bai Liang said something like "rat head and duck neck," she figured she'd actually believe him.
So, well~
Da Tian Tian: Do I also have the potential to be a musician?

This made her reflect on herself, wondering if she had taken the wrong path when she first debuted. Perhaps she should have learned some music theory and become her own EP producer.
Zhang Yadong knows nothing about album production!
Gold medal producer Zhang Yadong: ? ? ?
Damn it, even now, he, the producer, and Ning Hao, who helped Da Tian Tian shoot the MV, are still frequently teased because of her debut EP.

After all, that was the path that brought a little shock to the entertainment industry from the perspective of a woman of wealth and beauty!
Fortunately, although Da Tian Tian entered a fantasy state, she would only be delirious for a short while.

Because their attention was quickly diverted.

"The production team arranged for us to stay together. Everyone knows that~" Da Tiantian said shyly.

Bai Liang hesitated for a moment, but finally decided to pat the young lady's head and said, "You've called me 'husband' at least twenty times today, don't you have any self-awareness?"

Calling someone "husband" is just for comedic effect on a TV show.

Shouting a few more times might just be a sign that the variety show personality is willing to go all out.

After they shouted it more than twenty times, everyone would definitely suspect that the two had secretly registered their marriage long ago!
Upon hearing this, Da Tiantian reluctantly offered an excuse: "We're here to promote our new drama, the one featuring the two of us."

She choked up halfway through her sentence!

broken!

She never called him "husband" once in the show. She played Si Teng, not Qiao Jingjing or Tong Nian.

After trying countless reasons, Da Tiantian finally chose to look at Bai Liang with pitiful yet expectant eyes.

Since there were other empty rooms in the house, the production team simply put the two people's luggage together.

If the two people want to avoid suspicion, they can do it manually.

However, Da Tian Tian clearly doesn't want to avoid suspicion.

She avoids being seen as "husband" before she calls him that, and she still avoids being seen as "husband" after she calls him that. So what's the point of calling him "husband"?
That makes perfect sense!
Bai Liang remained silent, simply walking into the room and lying down on the bed to feel its elasticity. It was alright.

Da Tian Tian, ​​however, looked around like a little thief, as if afraid someone was nearby.

Of course, there were indeed people living next door to them.

Xi Mengyao and He Youjun live there. They are a legitimate married couple, living together openly and legally, without any problems. They are licensed to work there.

Bai Liang and his group were clearly driving without a license, which would result in detention if they were caught!
But...
If you're after excitement, then go all the way!

Although Da Tian Tian knows that calling Bai Liang her husband and now openly living with him on the show is a bit too unrestrained.

But she was happy to do it!

While I found it very exciting, my only worry was that Bai Liang wouldn't agree.
Now the other person is even more eager to enter the room than I am!

Are there any cameras in the room?

After closing the door, Da Tiantian pretended to be a seasoned driver and checked everything.

It was as if they were afraid the production team wouldn't uphold martial ethics.

It seems they've completely forgotten that the team had already come and checked everything.
However, Bai Liang didn't remind her and let her busy herself there.

This young lady seems to enjoy doing this kind of thing; she can't seem to stay idle.

Sure enough, after wandering around twice, Da Tiantian was very satisfied, and then jumped onto the bed like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey.

To put it more nicely, it should be called "swallows returning to their nests".

But in reality, with her weight of 90 pounds falling on her like that, only Bai Liang's steel-like body could withstand it without much damage.

If you use something crisper, it might just make a lot of popping sounds.
After finishing the drinks at lunch, it was clear that we couldn't immediately continue the recording.

Although the group drank relatively restrainedly and didn't get drunk on the show, it would still be better to rest for a few hours.

Moreover, that meal already provided a considerable amount of material; if you really wanted to put it all together, one meal could cover half a semester.

"I love this feeling!" Da Tiantian buried her face in the pillow, turned slightly to the side and said to Bai Liang with a silly smile.

"What does it feel like?"

"Well, it's not easy to describe."

Clearly, Da Tian Tian's vocabulary is somewhat insufficient at this moment.

Bai Liang nodded: "I understand~"

"Do you really understand?"

"It's a bit like that feeling of turning eighteen, the day you officially became an adult, and confidently going to an internet cafe to turn on a computer with your ID card in hand~"

Bai Liang felt he had described it very well, but Da Tiantian looked completely bewildered.

There are clearly significant differences between boys' and girls' adolescence.
But that's okay. While some parts of a boy's and girl's youth may not overlap, the most important part is that they need each other.

When her lips were thoroughly tasted, and the temperature slowly rose, even starting to spread, Da Tiantian couldn't help but ask the soul-searching question: "When you first turned 18, did you go to an internet cafe or a hotel?"

"Idiot, you can go to a hotel room at sixteen, you don't have to wait until you're an adult."

"Oh~ Hmm?!"

Bai Liang, who was about to continue his work, seemed unaware that he had made the mistake of "talking too much and making a mistake." When he looked up and found Da Tian Tian glaring at him, he realized that he had been tricked.

Fortunately, he's no ordinary person. "Do you need me to explain some legal knowledge to you? I know it inside and out!"

As someone who easily passed the bar exam, it's quite reasonable for me to know more about this!

Da Tiantian thought so too, so she immediately became happy and took the initiative to kiss Bai Liang, not minding the smell of alcohol on him at all.

Bai Liang wasn't lying; he did indeed remember the relevant legal provisions.

However, he didn't deny that he had booked a hotel room when he was sixteen.
Practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

This sentence has always been engraved in his heart and he has never been complacent about it.

Early practice is also a form of testing.

However, before today's "practice," Bai Liang suddenly remembered something:
Actually, there's another small problem with this room.

"what is the problem?"

“This bed isn’t sturdy enough. It made a little noise when I came up to try it out, and it made even more noise when you jumped on it.”

What kind of question is this?

Da Tiantian was puzzled, but the next second, she suddenly understood.

Because she vaguely heard the bed creaking and groaning. After a long while, she realized what it was.

The people next door are trying to have a second child!
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"How was your rest?"

"It's alright, how about you guys?"

"We're doing pretty well too~"

In the living room that evening, after such a conversation, the atmosphere suddenly became strange.

Da Tiantian was a little embarrassed, her eyes fixed on Bai Liang's shirt buttons as if they were decorated with flowers.

Xi Meng drooped her eyelids and glanced at Da Tiantian and Bai Liang out of the corner of her eye, spending most of her time looking at Bai Liang.

She even couldn't help but purse her lips.

Her husband struck a thoughtful pose, seemingly puzzled and frustrated by his inability to do anything about it.

He had lost to Bai Liang several times today, but he had never felt this frustrated.
Damn it, it's all the show's fault for that lousy bed!
Also, was some kind of random stuff mixed in with that wine today?

For example, what about the Changbai Mountain specialty, "Ao Ao Jiao"?

Surely it's not that only Bai Liang's wine contains similar local specialties while his doesn't, right?
Finally, He Youjun couldn't hold back any longer. He suddenly stood up and sat down next to Bai Liang, asking in a very sincere tone in a low voice, "Brother Liang, what exactly has been going on for almost two hours?"

At this moment, there was no envy or comparison in his eyes, only a thirst for knowledge!

He's so eager to improve!

Bai Liang's expression turned serious. "You really want to know?"

"I really want to!"

In that instant, Bai Liang's expression seemed to revert to that "funny" meme: "Oh, doing push-ups and sit-ups in bed all day long, do you know how annoying it is to disturb the neighbors in the middle of the day?"

At this moment, Bai Liang looked at the couple with a teasing gaze: You two must be really hungry! And you're still filming a show~ No wonder you're licensed to do this!

Of course, it was relatively restrained; at least there were no strange noises, only the bed making sounds.

He Youjun: So, you guys are trying to outwit and outmaneuver each other by fighting against thin air?

His wife's face immediately turned bright red. Goodness, it wasn't a duet after all.
At this point, Da Tian Tian was almost unable to keep up the act. Didn't she know in her heart whether it was a duet or not?
But covering it up in this way would prevent her from feeling as ashamed as Xi Mengyao.

So of course she wouldn't expose Bai Liang, and at the same time she felt secretly pleased.

A man's competitive spirit is something that girls can't fully accept; at least, it's quite shameful.

Many girls might discuss these topics in private, but they genuinely don't want their boyfriends or husbands to use them as fodder for conversation or to compare themselves to others.
So Bai Liang used this method to get over it, preferring to portray himself as an energetic and mischievous guy, rather than engaging in any strange tacit understanding between men. This made Da Tiantian feel very comfortable, as if she was truly respected and cared about.

As for the duet, that was something she initiated herself.

After all, from a certain perspective, she was much hungrier than Xi Mengyao.
That's how it is when you're working without a license and still have a bunch of competitors.

Are there any activities before dinner?

Seeing that he had managed to get away with it and prevent his private matters from becoming fodder for conversation or creating a lively atmosphere, Bai Liang decisively changed the subject.

"Before dinner, the production team said they would organize us to go fishing together."

"Fishing is great! I love fishing!" Da Tian Tian's eyes lit up as she responded enthusiastically.

Clearly, she hadn't even looked at the script before going on the show with Bai Liang; it was as if she'd completely lost her mind.

However, Da Tian Tian doesn't actually like fishing that much; rather, she has a rather unusual experience with Bai Liang in this area.

"Oh yeah, speaking of fishing..."

At this moment, Xi Mengyao looked at Bai Liang, and her eyes lit up as if she had remembered something.

Da Tian Tian: Tell me! Tell me! The story of how I went fishing for a big fish with him! I love to hear it!
“I remember Liang Ge once caught a fish in the Yangtze River that everyone thought was extinct. It even went viral on social media back then,” Xi Mengyao said, recalling the incident.

Da Tian Tian:
angry!

That white sturgeon is nothing compared to the big fish she and Bai Liang caught together!

Even if it's an extinct protected animal, in her eyes, it's far less important than that big fish that slapped her with its tail back then.

Even if that thing isn't valued at all.
Seeing that Da Tiantian's lips were pouting so much they could hang a bottle on them, Bai Liang could only change the subject again, "It's not like you're going to eat whatever you catch tonight, is it?"

"That's probably what the production team was thinking~ But our show doesn't have that many restrictions; it's mainly for leisure."

Indeed, this show is much less demanding than "Back to Field," and there aren't as many strange and unusual tasks to do.

Even cooking can be done in under an hour, unlike Teacher Huang next door who spends all day in the kitchen and still can't finish.

Of course, even so, it's still a bit much for Da Tian Tian to wear a cheongsam while fishing.
If you were to appear in any fishing spot dressed like this, you'd probably be called a "fishing girl."

Others use food as bait to catch fish, but she uses herself as bait to catch people!
"Wow! So beautiful! You look so good in a cheongsam!" Sister-in-law Qian couldn't help but exclaim.

Hearing such praise, Da Tian Tian really wanted to show a super proud and bright smile, but she held it in.

She smiled slightly, her expression remaining largely unchanged.

Bai Liang was now running around doing everything he could, clearly getting into character, and even helped explain: "This is to promote the new drama, and they're about to start cursing."

Everyone understands when it comes to promoting a new drama, but Bai Liang's mention of "starting to curse" is a bit puzzling.

What are you cursing about?

Da Tian Tian: I definitely can't swear, so I can only swear at the fish!
The thought of entering Sito mode made her incredibly happy, as she could unleash her sharp tongue and deliver her witty retorts again.

The cuter you are on a daily basis, the more you enjoy the feeling of being a queen occasionally!

However, since this wasn't on a film set, Da Tian Tian was still a little worried that she wouldn't be able to portray Si Teng's essence.

After all, the purpose of this was to give the audience a sneak peek at the character's traits.

She's under a lot of pressure!

Today, Bai Liang didn't even go fishing seriously himself; instead, he stayed there to help Da Tian Tian fish.

After all, this is the kind of job Qin Fang does.
Whether it was because of this or to highlight her aura at the moment, it was understandable that she hadn't had any good results for a long time, and Da Tian Tian only managed to pull up a few tiny fish that were no bigger than a finger.

Now she didn't even need to adjust her mood; the more she fished, the angrier she became, and in the end, she pointed at the small fish and launched into a sarcastic and incoherent rant.

"You'll take any bait, does that mean you have no attachment to this world?"

"Especially you, you look like you've undergone a genetic mutation!"

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Those nearby instinctively shrank back when they heard it.

It's as if they're afraid that Sister Tian Tian won't be satisfied with scolding the fish, and will also scold them as well.

Even Uncle Qian shut up, not daring to make any big noise, lest our "Si Teng" with his willow-leaf eyebrows turn his gaze towards us.

Anyone who didn't know better would think that Da Tian Tian caught Bai Liang's past romantic entanglements and suddenly turned into a villain!
Production team: Let's use this gimmick in the trailer!

(End of this chapter)

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