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Chapter 594 Goodbye, Young Man, Bow Drawn to its Fullest!
"Promoting a new drama?"

"Do you believe it?"

"Who in their right mind would believe this stuff?"

"Can anyone who believes in this stuff be a decent person?"

"I don't believe it either~ This kid must have been caught doing something dirty or has some dirt on him, and he's just using this as an excuse to vent!"

"That's right! I felt years ago that he was going to have a major misfortune and crash and burn. Just wait and see, this is only the beginning~"

"What bad thing did he do that made people so angry that they couldn't hold it in on the show?"

"Could she be pregnant?"

"Hey~ I think it's possible!"

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Xie Nan listened to her husband and Uncle Qian secretly exchanging words, their voices were very soft, but they still sounded like a crosstalk performance, and several black lines appeared on her face.

No, is this true or false?

She was a bit confused. If Bai Liang really messed up and angered Da Tian Tian, ​​then her current behavior was indeed possible. Then, to save face, Bai Liang said something about promoting his new drama. At first glance, it sounded quite reasonable. It just goes to show that he was really smart.

But her husband's sneaky "performance" with the crosstalk queen made her feel like it was more for the sake of the show.
Otherwise, if something really happened, given their relationship, they wouldn't be gloating about it later, would they?

Shouldn't you help smooth things over? At the very least, you can't do this on a TV show!
Xie Nan couldn't help but secretly give Wu Jing a questioning look.

As an old married couple, of course we know what she means.

Wu Jing then winked at her for a while before whispering in her ear, "There's a possibility that they might really fall out, but it's unlikely."

Are you going to tell me a stand-up comedy routine or a tongue twister?

"Hey, Bai Liang is a really weird kid. Let's just watch the show and not get involved."

"is it?"

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True and false, false and true.

This isn't the first time Bai Liang has played role-playing games with young ladies on variety shows.

I've had it done two or three times this year alone.

She played Qiao Jingjing and Yu Tu with Dilraba on the show, and the two of them set up an unconventional "wedding room". She also played Tong Nian and Han Shangyan with Nazha, and even held a wedding on the show.

Using this pretext, they openly and blatantly flaunt their affection and intimacy on variety shows.

Although many people know this is pointless and just an excuse.

Even if the excuse is like the Emperor's New Clothes, it still needs something like this to cover it up.

Fans who don't care about this will never care, while fans who do care will use this reason to make up their own excuses.

It's a performance for those who "understand".

However, compared to previous sweet romance dramas, the character Si Teng is indeed more "refreshing and unconventional".

While Da Tian Tian was enjoying herself, something just felt off.
Hmm, not sweet enough!

She suddenly began to suspect that she had been calling him "husband" too often, which was why Bai Liang had her put into a role-playing situation to make them less intimate. Had she been tricked?
The more she thought about it, the more upset she felt, and the more she became "Si Teng".

It's no longer an act.

That look of looking at someone like they're "trash," if it were a slightly more twisted person, they might want to stomp on them with their high heels.
Unfortunately, Da Tian Tian couldn't maintain this state for too long, given her personality.

Less than a minute after Bai Liang casually sprinkled some food for her and replenished her nest, a strong force suddenly came from her hand.

Although he had previously pointed at the little fish and made sarcastic remarks and curses.

But when the big fish actually took the bait, Da Tiantian instantly lost her composure, her face turning pale with fright, and she screamed so hard that she almost dropped the fishing rod.

The mighty Si Teng was terrified by a fish!
Fortunately, Bai Liang reacted quickly, took over immediately, and then pulled out a big pull.
Goodbye, young man, draw your bow!
"Wow! A big fish! Let me help you catch it!"

When she held the net in her hand, the familiar feeling made Da Tian Tian very satisfied.

This is the right way for two people to get along.

However, after looking at the net in her hand, she still felt it was a bit small.

Because she still remembers Bai Liang saying he would take her fishing for Kyogre!

Because of this, after Bai Liang caught a white sturgeon on the show "Chinese Restaurant", Da Tian Tian kept thinking about it and even grumbled about it with Bai Liang.
Bai Liang: What I really said was, "If I had Kyogre, I could catch him too!"
Therefore, Bai Liang still owes Tian Tian a promise to go fishing at sea.
Of course, going out to sea to fish is quite simple, but Da Tian Tian insisted on finding a program to go out to sea to fish in the future.
In short, she not only wanted to catch a fish bigger than a white sturgeon with Bai Liang, but also wanted everyone to know.

It's only because the filming location for this season of "The Happiness Trio" wasn't by the sea that she might have been clamoring to go out to sea to "fish".

In a sense, Da Tiantian is also an unconventional angler, but she doesn't like to fish by herself. Instead, she fishes with Bai Liang and is in charge of landing the net!
Sure enough, while Bai Liang was struggling with the big fish that had taken the bait, Wu Jing excitedly wanted to take over the landing net, looking as if she was worried that Da Tian Tian wouldn't be able to handle it and the fish would get away.

As a result, Da Tiantian held onto the net tightly and refused to let go, indicating that this job was exclusively hers and no one could take it away from her!
Whenever it's fishing time, even if there are all the fishermen like Dilireba, Gulinaza, and Malzaha, Da Tiantian dares to bite them one by one, and no one can touch her landing net!
"Give me twenty," Bai Liang said, looking at Wu Jing.

Wu Jing looked puzzled: "What the hell?"

Give me twenty, and I'll let you run around for two minutes.

"Deal! My wife will transfer the money to him!"

Wu Jing didn't hesitate at all. Who could withstand the process of fighting with a big fish? Even if he wasn't a fisherman.

Xie Nan, who had just come over, hadn't quite heard what was going on, but knew he'd been asked to help transfer money, so he quickly asked:
"Honey, how much should we transfer?"

"Twenty!" Wu Jing, who had already taken over the fishing rod, replied without turning his head.

Da Tian Tian, ​​who was assigned by Bai Liang to collect the money, showed off her Alipay QR code.
She had a sweet smile on her face saying "Thank you, boss."

Although she knew it was just for fun and to create a good show, she liked the feeling.

I'm helping Bai Liang collect money!

Then she's the boss's wife, right?
After we get married, should I let her manage the money?

Now it's time for fantasy!

Beep~ Alipay payment received.
After receiving the money, Da Tiantian looked down and was immediately startled. She quickly handed her phone to Bai Liang.

He was speechless after reading it and asked Xie Nan, "Wait, sister-in-law, what do you mean by transferring 200,000 to me?"

"That's what my husband said~"

Is it possible that 200,000 doesn't exist?

"A block?"

"Ang~"

Hearing this, Xie Nan was speechless. How could these two still have a transaction involving twenty yuan? Da Tiantian was also honest and transferred 199,980 yuan back to her.

This is a small family-run business, and our main principle is honesty!
"Give me ten minutes' worth."

At this moment, Grandpa Qian, who arrived a little later and found out what was going on, handed over a hundred-yuan bill. He actually carried cash with him.

At the same time, he also wanted to try out what it felt like to catch a big fish.

Bai Liang casually took it and handed it to Da Tian Tian, ​​saying, "Queue up, queue up, only two minutes."

"Then give me the change!"

"Oh, I don't have any change either. The extra money is a tip for Tian Tian. She works very hard collecting money."

Even after receiving the money, Da Tian Tian still held the net with her head held high and her chest puffed out. Yes, that's right!
However, she didn't forget to whisper a reminder to Bai Liang: "You should call me Sister Tian Tian. We're recording a show."

"You were calling me 'husband' at lunchtime~" Bai Liang said nonchalantly, glancing at the timer on his phone.

"No, you have to call me sister!"

"Sister~"

hehehe~
Seeing Da Tiantian grinning foolishly on the spot, Uncle Qian, who was queuing up next to Bai Liang, gave him a thumbs up. "You've got her all wrapped up? You've got a knack for it!"
Three years have passed, and the word "sister" still manages to make Tian Tian's lips curl into a smile.

Therefore, Bai Liang is a professional fisherman; even without water or fish, he can "create" them himself.

At this moment, He Youjun also came over to transfer the money. As I said, no one can resist the temptation of playing with fish, especially such a big fish!
Because the fish was very big and required a long time to handle, Bai Liang arranged for the fish to take turns, with Da Tiantian in charge of collecting the money, twenty yuan each time.

This husband-and-wife business has grown quite large.

But in the end, Bai Liang definitely took the lead, while Da Tian Tian was in charge of using the net to bring the fish up.

I won't sell this for any price, no matter how high or low the price.

"Wow, another meter-long fish! This is the third time you've caught such a big fish on a variety show, isn't it?"

Regarding this question, Da Tiantian immediately chimed in, "Everyone online says he's a god who controls fishing! Of course he's amazing!"

"No, this time it was Tian Tian who caught it, so it can't be counted as my catch. You are the god who controls fishing."

"I'm in charge of the nets!"

"Then I'll appoint you as the head net-catching manager, and from now on I'll have you catch all my fish."

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If this were on another show, it would be considered a blatant display of affection, but in this show it's not so bad.

The guests were all couples, and which one of them hadn't shown affection during the recording? There were even more "disgusting" ones!
After the fishing segment ended, everyone split into two groups again. Mr. and Mrs. Wu Jing and Mr. and Mrs. Qian went back to prepare the big fish, while Bai Liang took Da Tian Tian and Mr. and Mrs. He You Jun to buy groceries.

The money for buying groceries is, of course, the profit that Bai Liang just made from selling the fish-keeping spots.

These program segments were quite ordinary; apart from the fishing segment, it seemed like all that was left was cooking, but Da Tian Tian really enjoyed it.

It had a subtle warmth that made her feel like she was living a normal life.

She even pretended to haggle with people at the market, saving two yuan, which made her happy for at least half an hour!

Where is there even a trace of the extravagant wealth and luxury of celebrities who spend lavishly in the entertainment industry?

She's practically the village beauty now.

"If we get married, will things be like this in the future?" After dinner, Da Tiantian secretly asked Bai Liang with anticipation.

Bai Liang showed no sense of crisis at being "forced to resign," and simply asked, "Was this how we lived together before?"

These words stunned Da Tian Tian; it seemed that this was not true at all.

The two did live together; on the contrary, they lived together for quite a long time because they had filmed several movies together.

But this kind of everyday life of buying groceries and cooking was something I had never experienced before.

No matter how hard Da Tiantian tries to recall, all she can think about is ordering food, eating, taking a bath, and making a baby.
The recollections were too brief, with the largest portion consisting of various creative ways of "making babies".

We've tried almost every imaginable method, but we still haven't managed to build the baby!
As she thought about it, Da Tian Tian blushed. It turned out that more than half of the time the two of them spent together was actually in bed. No, that's not accurate. Many times, they weren't in bed at all; the battlefield was everywhere—in the living room, on the balcony, and in the bathroom.

To be precise, the two were together for more than half the time.

It has no trace of the atmosphere of everyday life, but it is full of the scent of heather.

"wrong!"

Da Tiantian suddenly exclaimed in surprise.

"What's wrong?" Bai Liang asked, puzzled, because Da Tian Tian's expression was starting to show signs of panic.

Why haven't I gotten pregnant yet?

Good question!
Many girls have had questions about this. Some girls took the medication themselves, so they didn't have any discussions with Bai Liang about it.

Some people suspected that Bai Liang was infertile because they hadn't taken the medication, or they simply suspected that they themselves were infertile. Some of these people had asked him, while others hadn't.

Bai Liang originally thought that everything had been covered above, but he was still careless.

Damn, there's even someone like Da Tian Tian who neither takes her medication nor thinks about this, only realizing something's wrong now.
If Bai Liang really wanted a child, her belly would probably be big by now.

The phrase "tricking her into having a baby," usually used to describe a girl as foolish, seems to have become a tangible reality at this moment.

"It's not that easy to get pregnant. It's just that the time isn't right yet," Bai Liang said simply.

If it were anyone else, he figured he would have had to explain a bit more, but Da Tian Tian's words...
Sure enough, her expression immediately returned to normal after hearing this, and she even blushed a little after looking at Bai Liang for a few seconds.

He started muttering to himself, "Yeah~ our fate hasn't arrived yet! When it does... hehe~"

That "hehe" seemed to contain a lot of meaning, because Da Tian Tian's gaze towards Bai Liang was even gentler than before, as if it were about to drip water.

Bai Liang: ? ? ?
Does this silly girl think she doesn't need to stop the elves just because she's with her?

Looking at Da Tian Tian's dazed little expression, Bai Liang felt that he might have guessed correctly.

Although he didn't throw a punch, Bai Liang felt as if he had inadvertently thrown one.
Is this the joy of XXN?
It feels good to keep quiet when you should say something.

No wonder so many people like boxing.

Putting aside the facts, Bai Liang felt that he was quite devoted.

After all, wearing it doesn't count as giving it away!

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt a weight on my body, and a strong scent of shampoo mixed with shower gel wafted into my nostrils.

Looking up, I noticed that Da Tiantian's expression was no longer naive, but rather carried a sense of sacred mission!

Good grief, it seems like this time it's not aimed at him personally!
(End of this chapter)