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Chapter 595 Go buy some melon seeds for that silly girl, Tian Tian!

For some reason, Bai Liang felt that he was becoming more and more adept at "fooling idiots".

In the past, he would sometimes tease these "silly girls" out of a wicked sense of humor. Now, he's reached the point where she doesn't even need to tease him; she just imagines being fooled by him.

But to be fair, it's actually quite cute.
Sure enough, Da Tian Tian's behavior that night almost made Bai Liang laugh so hard he almost choked.

He rarely feels like laughing when he's doing something, since there are already other stimuli involved, and it's not so easy for him to laugh.

But seeing Da Tian Tian's serious expression, as if she were doing some kind of main quest, he couldn't help but chuckle.

Previously, this young lady always had a naive and dreamy look on her face. Most of the time, she was completely submissive and let him do whatever he wanted. She was the kind of person who was quite passive.

But this time was different. Da Tian Tian, ​​who was particularly proactive, had a tense little face, but it also became more and more flushed for other reasons.

Of course, the biggest difference is that before, Da Tian Tian was always using her muscles passively, but today she was doing it actively, so her body was stiff like a zombie.

His back was taut and straight, as if he was holding his breath and unwilling to let it out.

Holding my breath.
Bai Liang: Oh no!
So he quickly reached out to interfere from outside the court!
"Hey, what are you doing?"

After letting out a wad of gas, Da Tiantian collapsed instantly. Her body, which had been taut like a zombie, now lay sprawled on Bai Liang like a noodle, as if she had no bones.

"Your face is all red from holding it in; I suspect you're going to faint from suffocation later."

She always felt that Bai Liang was unwilling to use the title "sister" to refer to her permanently because her performance and fighting ability in certain aspects of their relationship were indeed somewhat unsatisfactory.

It is also known as "Xiaopa Cai" (小趴菜).

I finally built up a new belief today, and I was thinking of making up for all the losses I had before, but then I got interfered with by outsiders. That's not fair, rematch!

"Why not? Have you seen a movie called 'The Sniper'?"

"I think I saw it a long time ago," Da Tiantian said, somewhat uncertainly.

It seems that the character was played by Huang Xiaoming and Chen, who loves photography.
"In that movie, Huang Xiaoming liked to hold his breath before firing, and eventually he couldn't hold it in anymore and got shot in the head."

Bai Liang didn't really remember clearly either. He hadn't seen the movie, but he had seen clips of it on Douyin before.

I feel like this thing is similar to He Chenguang's theory that the ballistics are biased to the left; they're both just some useless and strange pieces of knowledge, and I don't even know if they're correct.

However, it's enough to fool Da Tian Tian.

Now we're back to the rhythm we used to know best.

Although the process was somewhat different from what Da Tian Tian had imagined, the final result was still the same.

She likes to do silly little things that don't affect the final result, and I don't know what she was holding her breath for before.

Bai Liang had assumed she had quieted down, but when he woke up the next morning, he was met with a pair of bright, sparkling eyes that stared at him without blinking.
Bai Liang, who hadn't experienced being startled like this in a long time, actually shuddered the moment he opened his eyes!
"No, Tian Tian, ​​you can't have gone without sleep all night, can you?"

Hearing this, Da Tian Tian wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction, "You should call me 'older sister'~"

"Sister, you can't have stayed up all night, can you?" Sensing that something was wrong with the other person, Bai Liang didn't argue. Instead, he quickly addressed her with an honorific title and asked the question again.

After Da Tiantian was satisfied, she answered his question.

"No, I slept with you, but I had a dream last night."

"Did a nightmare wake you up?"

"I had a sweet dream, and then I couldn't fall back asleep. I've been watching you for over an hour! Hehe~"

This dream must be really beautiful. After saying this, Da Tian Tian actually covered her mouth and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Following the normal procedure, Bai Liang should then ask her what dream she had.

He didn't ask.

Of course it was intentional.

Sure enough, just as Bai Liang stretched and was about to go wash up, Da Tiantian couldn't hold back anymore.

Aren't you going to ask me what I dreamed about?

"You usually can't remember your dreams for long, so I won't make it harder for you."

"I remember it so clearly, our child is so cute! Feel it~"

It's clear that Da Tiantian's desire to share is overflowing at this moment. She even seriously placed Bai Liang's hand on her flat stomach, which seemed to have no excess fat.

Bai Liang paused slightly, "Small belly, small belly?"

"here I am."

Bai Liang nodded, "That's good."

Of course, he said the first sentence, and he also responded to it.

This trick successfully made Da Tian Tian stare down at her belly for three seconds, her mind a little blank, as if she really thought her "little belly" had made a sound.

Fortunately, she wasn't really stupid. She quickly realized what was happening and looked at Bai Liang with a mix of embarrassment and anger, glaring at him with a fierce expression.

Unfortunately, she's been using this trick for years, and it's never worked.

Some "little things," even when they're angry, can still make you feel a little amused and want to touch them.
In essence, this is not much different from teasing a cat.

After Bai Liang gently scratched her chin, she could only toss and turn in bed for a while before finally clearing up after a kiss.

"I'm sure I'll win this time!"

"Why are you so confident?" Bai Liang asked curiously.

He didn't care whether he passed or failed; what he really wanted was to explore "academic" topics. Where did he get that confidence?
Da Tian Tian's face was full of "This is finally my turn!" expressions, and she put her little hands on her hips:

"Because I'm very healthy. Have you ever farmed?"

Bai Liang shook his head; he had never actually tried that before.

Hearing this, Da Tiantian felt even more confident, but just to be on the safe side, she asked again, "Then your health... should be fine too, right?"

"Doctors say I've raised the average level of sub-health that's so prevalent these days."

"That's right!"

"Huh?" "My health is quite good. I've had some checkups done before, and the soil is fertile."

Da Tiantian muttered a bunch of strange names, and surprisingly, the peculiar metaphor was quite apt.

Anyone who has farmed knows that seed quality and soil fertility are crucial for a good harvest.

However, since this kind of academic discussion had already been brought up, Bai Liang immediately gave Da Tian Tian a lesson.

The conditions of seeds and soil alone are not enough!

First of all, since it is "planting" under natural conditions, we will not consider those artificial means that are not natural.

Besides the two factors that Da Tian Tian herself mentioned, which are considered innate factors, we also need to consider facilities, temperature, sunlight, rainfall, management, and pests. If we want to think more comprehensively, we also need to pay attention to the latest policies and subsidies.
A good "harvest" is just like the huge success of "Wolf Warrior 2"—it requires the right timing, location, and people!

Da Tiantian was stunned. She just dreamed of having a baby, but the difficulty of it was actually equivalent to the huge box office success of "Wolf Warrior 2"?
Is that really so exaggerated?!
Seeing that she was being fooled, Bai Liang pressed his advantage, adding fuel to the fire: "Otherwise, why would Grandpa Yuan be considered a peerless strategist? Don't you agree?"

".right!"

How strange, but how logical!
But Da Tian Tian always felt that something was not quite right. Unfortunately, with her intelligence, she couldn't immediately realize that Bai Liang was using a fallacy to change the subject and jump up to beat him up.

So this confusion of hers actually lasted until the two separated.
As soon as I woke up this morning, this recording session was over.

Da Tian Tian originally wanted to stay for two more days, but Bai Liang had Wu Jing by his side, and the two of them were going to attend the press conference for the start of filming of "Changjin Lake".

The press conference itself is fine, but because of the movie's cast, the drinking party has to be scheduled for a week later.

One reason for this is that Wu Jing wanted to "start a major rebellion".

To gain control of the discourse, you naturally need everyone's support.

Drink! Just drink it all!
Unaware that he had disrupted Da Tian Tian's plans, Wu Jing was actually concerned about Bai Liang while on his way to the press conference for the film's launch.

"Why did Jing Tian look so preoccupied when she left today? Wasn't she quite happy yesterday?"

"Oh, she now has two major life challenges to solve and overcome."

"You can't even help her solve this?" Wu Jing was stunned. He started to imagine that the so-called life problem might be marriage.

Bai Liang then said, "The two problems are how to replicate the box office miracle of 'Wolf Warrior 2' and how much effort the unparalleled patriot Yuan has put in."

Wu Jing:
Did he get too excited?
What the hell?
The first one wasn't too difficult, after all, it was related to the entertainment industry, although it had nothing to do with Da Tian Tian. She wasn't involved in behind-the-scenes work or film production, so why was she worrying about this kind of thing?
The latter is a bit too outrageous!

Is this something she should be considering?

"What kind of spell did you cast on her?" Wu Jing asked, his face full of disdain. She was already naive, and you were still trying to fool her.
As expected of Wolf Warrior, their accuracy in catching "bad guys" is remarkable!

They immediately identified Bai Liang as the culprit.

Go buy some melon seeds for that silly girl, Tian Tian!

Bai Liang shrugged, glanced at his phone, and said that he didn't need Zhan Lang to uphold justice because Da Tian Tian had already sent him a message scolding him.

Although our Tian Tian is a little silly, she has a good habit of asking questions whenever she doesn't understand something.

Hey! Her girlfriends aren't stupid!

I asked just two questions and I immediately saw through Bai Liang's sophistry and "brainwashing".

Right now, a barrage of emojis is bombarding us; you can tell she was using pretty vulgar language.

"Tian Tian, ​​he lied to you like that, we can't let him get away with it this time!" Xiao Shui said furiously while slacking off at work.

"Mmm! I definitely can't let him get away with this, he's too wicked! But do you think I should take some folic acid or something?"

"what?"

"Oh dear, you don't understand. Facilities, temperature, sunlight, rainfall, management, pests. Forget about policies and subsidies, I still need to pay attention to the rest."

Although everyone always said she was stupid, she remembered all the "conditions" that Bai Liang made up!

And he remembered it very carefully.

Seeing that string of seemingly professional-looking gadgets on the other side, Xiao Shui couldn't help but ask, "Do you grow flowers?"

"I want to have children."

Xiao Shui: ? ? ?
After a long silence, she decided to remain silent for a while longer.

It's fair to say that there's a reason why some fools get scammed.

She even considered lying.
However, since Da Tian Tian had said such things, Xiao Shui, who works in the entertainment news industry, realized that a "terrifying bombshell" was brewing.

Holy crap, Da Tian Tian is pregnant?!
Breaking news! Huge news! A bunch of female celebrities are probably going crazy!
These thoughts flashed through Xiao Shui's mind one by one, and she even imagined many possible impacts of this matter. She had a feeling that the entertainment industry was about to experience a major earthquake!

Even if Bai Liang and Da Tiantian got married and had a baby right there, it wouldn't be that dramatic; at most, it would just crash Weibo for a few hours.

But the problem lies with Bai Liang's string of "female confidantes".

There are already several people who would definitely go crazy if Xiao Shui were to confirm it. Who knows if there are any other ruthless people who are more low-key and have been hiding their presence?

As for whether Da Tian Tian would use this to lie to her, Xiao Shui felt that no matter how unreliable the other party was, they shouldn't joke about this kind of thing, right?
Does Yanzi know about this?

Da Tian Tian: "Of course I'll tell her (when I'm sure I have it)."

Xiao Shui was stunned, but also a little excited. She immediately said, "If you're going to make it public, please make sure you give me this news. I want to be the first to know! I want to announce it at the same time as your official announcement!"

Da Tian Tian generously said, "They're all my sisters, of course I'll give them to you!"

After a surge of emotions, Xiao Shui gave Da Tian Tian a piece of heartfelt advice:

"Quickly leave that rich woman's fan club group you've joined."

"Why?"

Why else? Xiao Shui is speechless. Do you want to collect more money as a gift?
If even one-tenth of these are "brainless fans," and some of them become radicals, it feels like it would all make the news.

After that, Xiaoshui and Datian started discussing various things about the early stages of pregnancy. They searched online and eventually decided to meet in person to find a reliable postpartum care center to learn more about.

Even at this point, Xiao Shui still hadn't doubted the most important point: whether Da Tian Tian was pregnant or not.

There's no way around it, this young woman's story is just too convincing! Who could possibly doubt it?!
Anyway, as a good friend, I've already ordered some baby products as gifts, and some are even packed up and on the highway.

(End of this chapter)