fairy family

Chapter 133: Disgusting, Not a Woman, Actually a Man

It was the county military general who gave the order personally for Yu Que to be sent this time, and no one in the military camp knew about it in advance, so it was obvious that it was an urgent assignment.

Therefore, the clerk who helped him with the paperwork personally led him to the Bimafang.

After a while, Yu Que arrived at the southwest corner of the military camp.

Although there were only a few old horses and skinny donkeys under the command of Bimafang, the two men did not hear any horse neighing as they approached, but the strong smell of horse stench and horse manure still hit their noses, making them feel uncomfortable.

Yu Que, who was originally chatting and laughing with Shu Zuo, suddenly frowned.

The secretary was a man who could read people's expressions. When he saw Yu Que frowning, he immediately chuckled and said:
"This Bi Ma Fang has been vacant for a long time, so the staff inside have inevitably become a little lazy. But since you have taken office today, you can tell Bi Ma Fang to change its appearance. I believe the staff will do more cleaning, and it won't be as dirty as it is today."

Yu Qun nodded and continued walking inside.

The two men arrived suddenly, without any horses or donkeys in their hands. The grooms and veterinarians in the workshop were a little surprised to see this.

Someone asked: "The latest batch of sick horses has been sent back by us, but what's the problem now?"

The man looked sad and worried, muttering, "It shouldn't be like this. It was fine when we sent it back. We also brought a lot of good fodder with us."

They seemed to be afraid that Yu Que and the other two would come back to cause trouble.

Upon hearing this, the secretary immediately shook his robe and said in a controlled voice, "It's not this matter. Call all the leaders of this quarter, especially the deputy supervisor and the bookkeeper. I have something to announce."

Yu Que added: "I heard from the general that there is an old horse monkey in the Bi Ma Fang. Please invite him over as well."

Hearing this, the employees at Bimafang had different expressions on their faces, and they obeyed orders timidly and went downstairs to call for help.

Yu Que and the other two were walking in Bimafang, wandering around on their own, and then heading towards the meeting room of the fang.

As a result, before they entered, two figures rushed out and almost collided with Yu Que and the others.

They were wearing official robes, but the color was dull gray. They were minor officials of the ninth rank. One of them was fat, and one was thin. They were drunk and reeked of alcohol.

Before Yu Que and the other two could reveal their identities, the fat man started to curse with his belly sticking out:
"Don't block the way, you blind man. You might delay Grandpa from welcoming guests."

The thin man's face turned pale due to drinking too much. He immediately pulled the fat man's sleeve and pointed at Yu Que and the other two.

At this time, both of them squinted their eyes and looked at Yu Que and Shu Zuo.

Yu Que was wearing casual clothes, but he had a Bi Ma Weng token hanging around his waist, which was visible from his waist when he walked. The Shu Zuo was wearing a noble civil servant robe, which looked appropriate and exquisite, and was out of place with the scene in Bi Ma Fang.

The fat man and the thin man's faces suddenly changed. They immediately stood up and bowed to the two men:
"I greet you two gentlemen."

"May I ask what business the two gentlemen are here for?"

Yu Que saw that although the two had some conflicting opinions, at least they were able to correct their attitudes in time. And although he did not like the two of them drinking indiscriminately in the alley, today was his first day in office, so he pretended not to see it.

He nodded and told the fat and thin duo directly: "I am the new abbey master. Lead the way. We have something to discuss in the abbey today."

Upon hearing this, the fat and thin men were both shocked, with a look of uneasiness in their eyes, and their gazes couldn't help but fall on the secretary beside them.

The secretary had already let Yu Que speak. Being stared at by the two men, he lowered his head and bowed towards the direction of the general's tent, nodding and saying:

"I am the military accountant. I have already handed over all the military duties of Yu Fangzhu. Why don't you come and pay your respects to me as soon as possible?"

When the fat and thin man saw that Shu Zuo also agreed, they looked at each other and couldn't help but say:

"There was no one selected until yesterday, why did they suddenly select someone today?"

After saying this, they saw Yu Que frowning, and then they realized that something was wrong, and they lowered their eyebrows and said:
"Please forgive me, sir. For months, we have been eagerly awaiting your arrival. Now that you have finally arrived, I am overjoyed and sorry for neglecting you."

The two men stood in front of the tent, walking around and introducing themselves to each other.

Soon, Yu Que knew that the fat man was the deputy supervisor, his deputy, and the thin man was the clerk, also his deputy, who was mainly responsible for the paperwork, accounts, and various slots in Bimafang.

Yu Qun nodded to indicate that he had made note of it, and spoke again:

"lead the way."

However, the deputy supervisor and the bookkeeper, who looked as if they had suddenly realized something, continued to stand at the door of the tent with difficulty. They did not immediately move away and respectfully invite the two men to enter the tent.

Yu Que took two steps forward, but was also blocked at the door by the two men.

He narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the two of them calmly. The two of them just lowered their heads and stepped back awkwardly, and retreated directly into the tent.

Seeing this, Yu Que did not care too much about the two people's rudeness, but suddenly stepped forward and opened the heavy tent.

The next moment, a shrill, feminine laugh came from the tent:
"My Lords, why have you been away for so long?"

"But you don't want to drink with us."

Yu Que stared into the tent in astonishment, and immediately saw a disgusting scene.

The big account book was an important place for discussing government affairs and welcoming and seeing off guests in Bimafang, but at this moment, the floor was covered with wine and wine, and the banquet was colorful. There were two slender "women" in short clothes with flowers in their hair and powder on their faces, who were smiling coquettishly at the banquet.

The people they were smiling at were the fat and thin men.

To be honest, Yu Que had long guessed from the smell of alcohol on the fat and thin men that they must be having fun in the tent. He was mentally prepared and did not intend to dwell on the matter too much. He thought of controlling the two men a little and letting them clean up and be done with it.

But he never expected that they not only dared to drink and have fun, but also dared to visit prostitutes.

Yu Que asked without thinking, "How can there be prostitutes in the county soldiers' camp?"

Although it was his first time to join the army, he knew that it was strictly forbidden to keep prostitutes in the army of his dynasty. Even for officers, at most they would secretly stuff concubines into the tents in the name of hairdressers, laundry workers, etc., and they would not go too far in public.

In particular, the troops in other places are another matter, but the commander of the Huangshan County troops is a female general.

Their personal soldiers are all men, and female generals are likely to have restrictions on the women in the army, let alone allowing prostitutes in the army.

The secretary who followed Yu Que was also stunned.

At this time, the deputy supervisor and the bookkeeper who were flirting with the prostitutes shouted at the two prostitutes to leave, then knelt down in front of Yu Que with a look of panic, shouting: "My lord, you are wronged, these are not prostitutes."

"These are guys from other barracks in the army. We are here to entertain them, but they have different hobbies. These two brothers particularly like women's clothing."

When Yu Que heard this, his face was even more shocked.

When the two prostitutes heard this, they also reacted and dared not to be unruly anymore. Instead, they shrank back and stretched out their white arms, bowing and saying:
"Your Excellency, we are not prostitutes, but men."

One of them was quick-witted and said:

"If you don't believe me, just come forward and touch me with your hands. It's not a girl, but a boy!"

Yu Que's eyebrows knitted into knots, and his face looked strange. He couldn't help but move his eyes to look at the secretary beside him, as if asking, "Is it possible that the army is playing such a fancy and absurd game?"

The secretary also reacted and coughed lightly:
"Why don't you two get up quickly and shut up those two, so as to prevent them from polluting the ears of the abbot again."

The fat and thin men quickly stood up, one each, they wanted to quickly pick up the two "prostitutes" and throw them out, but they were worried about hugging them, which would make Yu Que even more unhappy.

“Go, go, go, go!”

The two men simply took off a sock each, stuffed it into the mouths of the two "prostitutes", pushed and shoved them, and drove them out of the tent.

Next to Yu Que, the secretary looked helpless and explained to Yu Que in a low voice:

"As you all know, our army prohibits the entry of prostitutes. No soldier is allowed to bring prostitutes into the camp. Violators can be beheaded.

But... the soldiers are isolated outside the county and only go out when they have a mission. Most of the men in the village are hot-blooded men, so they inevitably need ways to vent their anger, so the soldiers have found another way."

At this time, the fat and thin duo drove the two "prostitutes" away, and once again fell in front of Yu Que, kowtowing and saying:
"Master Shuzuo is right. We were just drinking in private, not visiting prostitutes."

"Male prostitutes are not prostitutes, your Excellency will understand!"

They both kept saying that they were wronged and were afraid that Yu Que would make a big deal out of it.

The deputy supervisor and the registrar were still talking secretly, saying that the two male prostitutes were not kept by them but were invited from the army.

What they meant was that if they were really caught visiting prostitutes, it would directly implicate other people in the military, and that would cause serious consequences.

After finishing the introduction, the secretary next to him stood there helplessly, looking down at the tip of his shoe, leaving Yu Que to deal with it.

Yu Que figured out what was going on. He took one look at the filthy tent and the two deputies lying on the ground. He let out a breath and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Although these two people committed a crime on the first day and fell into his hands, it was convenient for him to catch the other party's braids, beat them up, and establish his authority.

However, visiting prostitutes in the army, especially male prostitutes, is really too filthy and disgusting to watch.

This incident also represents the atmosphere in Bimafang, which is probably so bad that he can't even imagine it. He can't catch the other party's weakness and hastily ask the square to make corrections.

Just as Yu Que was thinking about how to deal with the situation, there was a commotion outside the tent, and suddenly a stumbling figure appeared. The other person reeked of alcohol, had a red nose, and a huge rosacea, and walked directly into the tent.

After the visitor entered the account, he looked around and immediately clapped his hands and laughed:
“Hahaha, good job, military uniforms are good women’s clothes, male prostitutes are not prostitutes.

Mr. Deputy Supervisor and Mr. Bookkeeper, you are all really talented people. "

Yu Que looked up and found that the man had a strange appearance and his face was red, just like a monkey's butt.

Moreover, the other party's arms were longer than his knees, and he seemed to be jumping while walking, turning here and there, looking like a monkey in human form.

This man was not young either, with wrinkles on his face that could kill flies. He had a pungent smell of animals on him. He must be the old fellow from Bimafang mentioned by the female general, nicknamed "Big Horse Monkey".

Yu Que looked at the other person, his eyes full of thought.

He had experienced the transformation of the Red Snake Lady into a snake. Now, looking at the giant monkey, he suspected that there was a "spiritual vein" in this person's body, perhaps some kind of spiritual blood of the ape family, which led to the other party's strange appearance. He looked like the legendary mandrill, ugly and weird.

The big monkey noticed Yu Que's gaze, snorted, and bowed to Yu Que leisurely:
"I am Ma Hong, your humble servant, and I am honored to meet the new abbot."

Yu Que nodded in agreement and said with a smile: "This old man is also drunk. He was drinking in the tent just now. Did he escape when he saw me coming?"

Upon hearing this, Ma Hong spit out a mouthful of disgust. He patted a large wine gourd on his waist and said:

"What Ma drank was monkey wine brewed by monkeys in the mountains. Just now, I was eating beans and drinking wine with a few old friends in the alley. How could I be worthy of entering this military tent, visiting prostitutes and eating meat?"

He made no secret of his dislike for the deputy supervisor and the bookkeeper, and seemed quite arrogant because of his talent.

Hiss, puff.

As soon as Ma Hong finished speaking, an old donkey followed him, along with the rest of the guys in the workshop, and walked to the military tent as ordered.

The old donkey cooperated by snorting when he heard the words, reeking of alcohol, and licked the wine gourd around Ma Hong's waist.

"My Lord, we have called all the leaders and servants of this workshop." Ma Hong pushed Lao Lu, pointed at everyone, and shouted to Yu Que:

"Hey, Mr. Donkey is here too! It was Mr. Donkey who was drinking with us just now. I didn't gather anyone to drink."

According to what this person said, if he was only drinking with a few old donkeys and horses in the neighborhood and not with anyone else, then it could not be considered as "gathering a crowd" and could be considered as drinking privately.

After hearing this, Yu Que found this person more interesting.

But at this time, the fat and thin men lying on the ground saw that everyone in the neighborhood had come and they kept glancing at them.

The two men were embarrassed and stopped arguing. Instead, they stood up and interrupted:
"Yes, yes, yes. Mr. Ma is not considered to be drinking with others. We are not considered to be prostitutes in the army either. Your Excellency is wise!"

"If you insist on convicting us, then Old Ma can't escape. It all depends on your opinion whether drinking with a donkey counts as gathering a crowd..."

Ma Hong heard it but didn't take it seriously. She still squinted her eyes and looked at the funny fat and thin men with a sneer without arguing.

Yu Que raised his eyebrows slightly and squinted his eyes to look at the scene...

(End of this chapter)