LOL: What is a concept player?

Chapter 83 Ran Ge's commentary, "On the God of AD" poem came out of nowhere! (1 monthly subscription required)
After Chu Ran posted this Weibo, Meiko and others did not understand the meaning of this short story written by Chu Ran.

After Mingkai took a look, he immediately spat out the skewer of meat he had just eaten and burst out laughing.

"Fuck, Xiaoran, you can write stories better than Andersen!"

"Hahaha." Abu laughed so hard that his mouth couldn't close. "Xiaoran, I am really jealous of your talent this time. You killed four tumors with one shot. You really are a genius!"

Chu Ran shook his shoulders and continued to eat heartily. A few minutes after his Weibo post was published, many netizens finally translated Chu Ran's Weibo story with the collective wisdom of many netizens.

In an instant, Chu Ran’s Weibo exploded!
[Fuck you, after watching for so long, I found out that Teacher Pu Duoduo is Liu! ]

[Ahahaha, no, it’s stolen, I need to make an adaptation, there are only a few people here, too few! I won’t approve of it.]

[I burst out laughing. Mr. Tumor is getting bigger every day. Glutinous Rice Chicken is trying his best every day. Void World won the championship, but was Sun Yalong really cheated? And what kind of game is Yuanshen? ]

[Don't worry about it. Since it was produced by Brother Ran, it must be insulting. From now on, just say that others are wise and say that they are identified as playing by Yuan Shen. ]

[Don't tell me, I think it's a matter of time. His wife has appeared on camera before, and her appearance is not very good.]

[Pfft, genius! Uzi, with his body type, will run a marathon? Damn, if this is really possible, it must be hype!]

[Retire, Ran Ge, being a professional player is a waste of your talent! ]

After seeing Chu Ran’s Weibo post, some GSL and IG fans were so angry that their lungs exploded and they were breathing heavily through their noses.

[I’m CNM, a beast! Is there anyone who wants to go to EDG and stab this beast to death! ]

[Is winning the game so great? Can you mock people just because you won the game? I admit that we said you were the top laner Uzi, and some people mocked you before the game, which was wrong of us, but you won the game, what else do you want! Isn't it disgusting to make up a story that is weird and disgusting? ]

[You are so good at writing, why don’t you write a book? Get out of LPL! ]

[Apart from the facts, don't you have any fault at all? 】

[Does taking a bath and drinking milk bother you? Xiaogou is the runner-up in two S-level competitions, and you are the Solo champion. Are you jealous? ]

[I have reported it. If the official doesn't ban it, it means that LPL is completely rotten. I will directly support LCK. ]

At the same time, RNG club.

Spicy Hotpot suddenly yelled, "Fuck, Ranbax posted on Weibo."

Ding~
Uzi, who had just returned, immediately looked gloomy when he heard what Mala Xiangguo said.

Seeing Mala Xiangguo's smile again, Uzi couldn't help but clench his fists. He opened Weibo and saw Chu Ran's updates. The first half made him smile, but when he saw the latter part, the smile on his face stopped abruptly.

His face turned red in a flash, then turned purple, and the temperature in the entire RNG training room suddenly rose.

"What a beast!!"

Uzi was smashing the table crazily. Xiaohu would run away when he saw him and could only vent his anger on the table.

Bang bang bang!
The table is under more pressure than he should be at this age.

"I must beat him. I must beat him! I will kill him ten times in the game. No, twenty times!" Uzi was really furious this time.

If the anger value was 80 before, this time it soared to 120, breaking through the sky!
"I want to play Jhin again. I want to play Jhin and stomp EDG's head hard!"

Uzi's face was grim and he was a little hysterical. He almost fainted from anger, and quickly took a sip of rock sugar and snow pear soup to cool himself down.

On the other hand, Sun Yalong was furious when he saw Chu Ran’s Weibo post, saying that he would be cuckolded, which was simply an insult to his personality. Seeing that someone had already spread the post, he had no way to sue Chu Ran because Chu Ran did not use his real name in the Weibo post.

"CNM is a beast!"

"Okay, I told you to just watch the show at that time, but you insisted on getting involved. This is not a boomerang." Xika spread his hands, somewhat helplessly, "Hurry up and issue a statement. There is no truth or falsehood in the public opinion field. Confirmation is the fact."

As long as something spreads, no matter whether it is true or not, if there are many netizens who believe it, then it is true.

"I just saw that the beast has a lot of traffic." Sun Yalong roared with gritted teeth. He felt that it was beastly enough for him to talk nonsense about his daughter, but he didn't expect that there would be people who were more beastly than him.

A Weibo post was immediately published.

Weibo Deyunse-Xiaoxiao:

[Regarding the improper online rumors, I hope everyone will not spread them. My wife is pure and innocent, and she is strict with herself. Rumors stop at wise people, so don't think too much.]

As soon as he sent it out, Sun Yalong received a comment reminder.

When he opened it, he saw Chu Ran's reply, which suddenly made Sun Yalong's blood pressure rise.

Chu Ran: [Okay! ]

"I'm so good to you!"

【Red temperature value +234】

Sun Yalong was so angry that he broke down, but after he calmed down, he couldn't help but start to doubt. Recently, his wife has been having a hot relationship with a gaming CP every day. Could there really be something going on?
At the same time, PDD was so angry when he saw Chu Ran’s Weibo that he smashed the mouse. What’s wrong with him having a tumor?
If he stays out of the spotlight, he will have a tumor. Could it be that his father has a tumor?
"Eh." PDD was stunned, "My dad will get a tumor in the future."

On the other side, in the IG club, Su Xiaoluo started firing directly.

"What a useless guy! He can't even beat EDG. What an SSR! Good-for-nothing! Song Yijin, did you try your best?"

Rooike was a little confused and spread his hands, "How can I try my best?"

Hearing this, Su Xiaoluo could only roar a few more times and then answered the phone.

"Hey, hey, hey, good boss. We IG will definitely rise in the summer season. Yes, I found another SSR. Yes, yes, yes, he was originally an AD player. I found that he is very talented in jungle. His name is Ning."

"Why is it called this name? Ning has a wall in his heart?"

"No, Ning Jing, when the time comes, our IG will directly form a trident and be invincible."

After hanging up the phone, Su Xiaoluo looked at Jacklove on the trident, not knowing what he was laughing at. They probably wouldn't be able to meet EDG in the spring season, so they would just have to wait for the summer season to beat the shit out of EDG.

At this time, Yu Wenbo was commenting on the EDG VS IG rating post posted by Chu Ran in the anti-bar. He turned to the post that evaluated Chu Ran and started editing it immediately.

[One hundred dazes, I give him one hundred dazes, I'm jealous of this guy's talent! Great, no need to say more! ]

At the same time, on the other side, EDG Club.

Chu Ran responded to Ming Kai and the others' questions righteously, "Don't talk nonsense. You can say that I fired anyone, but Sun Yalong, that beast, will never thank me."

"why?"

"You'll know then."

He helped Sun Yalong discover the signs of his wife's infidelity earlier, so shouldn't he thank him?

"Don't talk about the time. Be careful when you commentate tomorrow. I'm afraid you might get someone killed." Abu's eyes were full of resentment. He really admired the official's clever thinking.

Uzi played against LGD and invited Chu Ran to commentate. Wouldn't this cause a direct traffic explosion?
"Don't worry, I'm very serious when I explain."

After saying that, Chu Ran looked at his red temperature value, which was a little over 6W.

"Are these GSLs really not angry anymore? That's too much."

IG fans plus some GSL actually only provided him so much, and after taking a look at his own comment section, it was true that GSL was much less than before.

"I'll make sure you guys all break through tomorrow, hehe."

Thinking of this, Chu Ran added all six attribute points to his reaction ability, and it instantly became 91 points. The feeling at that moment could be summed up in two words: invincible!
The next day, the weather was fine and the Central Plaza was packed with people.

"Hello, everyone, welcome to the 2017 League of Legends LPL Spring Regular Season RNG vs. LGD game. I am the commentator Miller."

"I am the commentator Wang Duoduo."

Miller wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He was feeling very uncomfortable. He didn't feel so much pressure when Uzi was sitting next to him. But today was different, as a heavyweight character came.

Just a few days after his debut in LPL, he turned the LPL upside down and made countless people miserable.

To use a popular term on the internet, he is cleaning up the LPL. I heard that yesterday he even suspended Sun Yalong and PDD from broadcasting indefinitely.

Miller is a little worried about his commentary career.

Take a deep breath!
"In addition to our two commentators today, we have also invited a special guest. Let us welcome Easy with the warmest applause!"

The venue suddenly fell silent, and the comments in the live broadcast room suddenly stopped scrolling.

Countless GSLs never thought that Chu Ran would come to commentate on this game.

"Hello everyone, I am EDG's top laner Easy."

The next second, the scene and the live broadcast room exploded.

[Fuck, LPL really understands traffic! Are they crazy to let Ranchu commentate on RNG vs. LGD! ]

[Hahaha, I knew it, GSL, stop barking, you guys can commentate on EDG, but our EDG players can't commentate on RNG? ]

[That’s right, it doesn’t make sense. Being a commentator is also exclusive to Bath Dog? ]

[This is an episode with great effects. I must listen to this episode carefully and cherish it. There has never been such a wonderful start! ]

At this moment, Uzi, who was in the backstage, saw that Chu Ran was the commentator, and he became a powder keg. "Damn, the official is sick, right? Ran is qualified to commentate my game. Can he understand AD? He!"

"Don't be willful. Adjust your mentality and fight well. He won't get any chance to attack."

After hearing what Firefox said, Uzi thought so too. It was a good opportunity to let everyone see today how he beat Imp.

Imp is an ancient champion AD who can only play the rat. He has no value at all!

As time passed, the players from both teams came on stage, and Miller and Wang Duoduo discussed which team had a higher chance of winning. "Teacher Duoduo, who do you think has a higher chance of winning today?"

"I think RNG. I have always been a fan of RNG, so I naturally support RNG."

Before Wang Duoduo opened his mouth, he and Miller looked at Chu Ran together.

Oh no, putting aside the question of whether you are Teacher Duoduo, you are a shitty RNG fan. Are black fans also considered fans?
Looking at their confused faces, Chu Ran smiled, "Why, you two are not fans of RNG? Then you are just idiots."

Blanch!
This guy is sick.

Miller was sweating a little at this time. Fortunately, Wang Duoduo reacted quickly. He couldn't afford to offend GSL and Zhuza, so he quickly said: "We are fans of LPL. We still need to be neutral and objective when commentating."

"Oh, yes, yes." Miller nodded repeatedly like a chick pecking at rice.

The BP had just begun, and many people in the live broadcast room became excited again after hearing the conversation between Chu Ran and Miller and Wang Duoduo.

【Wang Duoduo and Miller are both shocked! Hahaha.】

[Miller: I have never felt such great pressure even when I was commentating on the LPL World Championship.]

[God damn, either you are a fan of RNG or you are a slacker. Ran Ge has learned the essence of GSL. 】

[Professional players, anchors, hosts, now it's the commentator's turn, no one can escape! ]

After a moment of silence, Miller and Wang Duoduo quickly shifted the topic to BP, but they were interrupted by Chu Ran just after they analyzed it for a few sentences.

"Oh? What does RNG say here!"

"The second floor directly picked out Lucian. You are so brave, you dare to play Lucian as a jungler! But Lucian as a jungler was first developed by Uzi, who has a 100-fold better understanding of the game than other players."

"What do you say! Should we lock him? I think Lucian is really playable."

"Back then, if Uzi hadn't personally chosen Lucian, maybe he would still be playing AD in the bottom lane. But it doesn't matter, playing jungle is a much brighter future for him!"

"Did anyone oppose Lucian playing jungle back then? Yes! And there were quite a few of them, but they were all wiped out by Uzi's fans. Unless these people don't want nationality!"

hiss--!
Hearing Chu Ran's machine gun-like commentary, Miller and Wang Duoduo couldn't help but move their butts a little. It was too annoying.

When Chu Ran said this, the whole audience exploded instantly!
[Wow! Wow, the new Bible, apply for World Heritage status! Apply for World Heritage status! ]

[I can’t take it anymore, I need to protest, I need to post on Weibo, it’s just the beginning and it’s going to explode like this! ]

[Hahaha, I burst out laughing. How did Ran Ge come up with these swear words?]

[Brothers, please report it. It’s better not to watch this live broadcast. It affects my mood. ]

[Fuck, can you please shut up, is this guy mentally ill? ]

[I have a lot of freedom, you are paralyzed. Orphans are orphans. I suggest that the animals be sent to Africa overnight.]

[It's hopeless. Sooner or later, Chinese e-sports will be ruined by people like this.]

Following a heated discussion in the barrage, RNG finally chose Sivir to face Imp's Kog'Maw and Braum.

"Oh, this bottom lane is interesting. A real dog fights a dog in a game. As the saying goes, when two tigers fight, there must be a winner. So two dogs are not allowed to appear in this bottom lane!"

Miller and Wang Duoduo broke out in cold sweat and fell into silence.

How are they supposed to respond?
They really wanted to escape from the commentary booth today, but the official did not inform them in advance that Chu Ran would be the guest commentator today. If they had known earlier, they would not have come at all.

But there's no way, they can't just sit there in silence.

"Neither side invaded at the beginning, but Emiy opened the jungle route."

Before Miller could finish his words, Chu Ran suddenly let out a thunderous roar, which startled Miller.

"Eimy! What do you want as a jungler? Your Mantis wants to catch the bottom at level 2? Do you have a chance?"

Chu Ran's excited voice rang out again.

"Yes! What is Uzi doing? What is he playing? Why is he pushing the lane at the beginning? How can you push the lane without a jungler?"

"Eimy's Mantis comes over here, and cooperates with Hirano Aya's Braum to flash and activate the passive. Oh my god! Uzi is too confident in his positioning. He is unwilling to use this flash to move the grave until his death! Maybe Uzi's flash is different from ours. The longer his flash is idle, the shorter the CD is."

"A beautiful level 2 gank! Just gank Uzi at level 2. It's obvious that Eimy has inherited Clearlove's skills. He is the Pig Farm's top disciple!"

"Imp got the first blood. I'm Uzi and I don't want to play anymore! Xiao Ming, what are you doing? Why don't you help me block Braum's Q? Why didn't the top laner TP when the fight started in the bottom lane? Really, how can I play with teammates like this?"

"I can't play at all, so I'm going to take a shower to cool down."

Miller and Wang Duoduo moved their buttocks again, keeping at least twice the normal distance from Chu Ran.

And for a moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with various question marks and GSL's greetings to Chu Ran's family tree.

[I almost peed myself laughing. I listened to such an excited commentary, but after listening carefully, I realized it was all haters. There was no neutrality or objectivity at all.]

【Hahahaha, Uzi should learn more. Your commentary on Ran Ge has no show effect at all.】

[Alas, it's everywhere. Isn't it the effect of being slapped in the face like crazy? ]

[GSL is going off the charts, I feel like my live streaming room is going to be gone.]

[Miller, you are such a jerk, why do you only let Ran Beast speak? ]

[I'm at the scene, can someone tell me how to get to the commentary room? Here's my chance to kill Ranchu alone.]

[I have clicked the report button so many times, but the official has no response at all, can you please shut up! ]

The game time passed in the blink of an eye. Uzi, who had given away the first blood, had a slightly red face and was cursing madly in the voice chat.

Seeing that Chu Ran was continuously attacking, Miller and Wang Duoduo quickly looked for an opportunity.

"Oh my god, the growth of the dog is amazing. After dying once, he actually suppressed Imp by more than ten hits." Miller exclaimed, "This is..."

“This is Uzi!”

Miller stared at Chu Ran with wide eyes, his face full of confusion.

"8 minutes into the game, I saw Uzi eat two frogs, a group of three wolves, a river crab, and also went to the middle lane to eat a wave of soldiers! I am Spicy Hotpot and I don't want to play anymore. Is this playable?"

"The opponent's Eimy is so strong that he can keep killing my wild monsters."

puff!
Wang Duoduo and Miller, like countless other viewers, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Really, after Chu Ran retires, he can become a commentator. He is simply a genius at commentary.

People at the scene and in the live broadcast room were laughing, and people were happy. Both sides also had the fight for the first little dragon, a fire dragon, and neither side wanted to let it go.

Immediately afterwards, Letme's Maokai on RNG's top lane gave up two waves of soldiers and came to the front battlefield, catching LGD off guard and allowing Uzi to get two kills.

Wang Duoduo immediately recited a poem, which made GSL very excited.

"What a great poem! Teacher Duoduo is very talented, but I am not. I have also prepared a poem for this explanation."

Miller, like many viewers, was stunned, and Wang Duoduo had a bad feeling in his heart, "Oh, Easy can write poetry?"

"Ligermer, limerick."

"Then why not tell me about it."

"Then you're going to make a fool of yourself?"

Looking at Chu Ran's devilish mouth, Miller and Wang Duoduo looked at each other, while the people at the scene and in the live broadcast room were looking forward to it. They only heard Chu Ran clearing his throat and speaking suddenly.

"Poem title: On the God of AD!"

In an instant, everyone's heart trembled!
"The first step to playing AD well is to wear Peacock diapers!"

"Pink headphones on my head, taking a shower and hanging up, leaving my friends behind!"

"Rock sugar and snow pear beer belly, shampoo with Johnson shower gel!"

"It's so cool to eat all three lanes, we need to speed up the game!"

"Red temperature chomped on the hand in anger, and drank milk to cool down in the half!"

"Scolding teammates like a bunch of assholes after the game is the only way to become a god in the void!"

(End of this chapter)