LOL: What is a concept player?

Chapter 84: There are ten stones in total for LPL talents, and Ran Ge alone has twelve! I am not a dog god!
Chu Ran’s words shocked everyone on the Internet!

When Chu Ran finished reading the poem, the commentary desk, the audience seats, and the live broadcast rooms of major platforms all fell into deathly silence!

Miller and Wang Duoduo both widened their eyes and swallowed their saliva, feeling that the chair was very hot.

I can’t continue this commentary today!
Chu Ran took a sip of water and looked at Wang Duoduo, grinning, "Teacher Duoduo, how is my poem?"

how about it?
You are such a f*cking genius, you shouldn't be on the bench, just retire and become a commentator.

It seemed as if there had been silence for a century. Suddenly, the thunder at the scene broke the deathly silence. The people who came to watch the game all laughed out loud and cheered Chu Ran's ID crazily at the scene.

There were more spectators at the game site, GSL. Every face was filled with anger, which directly ignited the entire Zhengda Plaza Hall. They stood up in frustration and their roars resounded through the sky.

"What the hell, I'm CNM, where is the commentary booth? I'm going to go chop that bastard to death!"

"Ran, you beast, if you have the ability, come out. Are you a poet? And you write poetry!"

"If you dare to write poetry, you have the guts to come out of the commentary booth!"

"Get out of LPL!"

"Can the authorities shut up? If they don't shut up, I will never buy LPL tickets again!"

"It's up to you to watch it or not. There are plenty of people who will watch it if you don't want to. Get lost, GSL!"

"One more song! One more song! I beg you, buddy, one more song, my head is itchy!"

For a while, the angry shouts of GSL at the scene were heard one after another, but the cheers of many people who were just having fun were also endless.

Uzi in the competition booth could feel the huge noise. Thinking that the audience was cheering for his performance, the corners of his mouth immediately curled up and he chewed his gum even harder.

All the official staff of Fujii were dumbfounded. He just wanted Chu Ran to come and attract traffic. Who asked Chu Ran to write poetry?
And this poem.
"Wow, genius, this poem perfectly captures Uzi's career at this point."

The person in charge clapped his hands suddenly, his eyes full of shock, and as for the commotion at the scene, they just left it alone.

If Chu Ran was really carried away, it would be a waste of the poem that Chu Ran wrote specifically for this commentary.

He was also glad that he had decided to invite Chu Ran as a guest, as his talent was no less than Chu Ran's.

At this moment, the poem that Chu Ran just mentioned has appeared in major online forums, and has set off a bloody storm in forums such as Kangba, Hupu, and Weibo, and it started from this moment on.

The dispute between Zhuza, GSL and other black fans has become more intense. From the comments on major forums to the live broadcast rooms of events, the live broadcast rooms of several platforms have been collapsed by them.

[I live in Bengbu, and I’m jealous of this guy’s talent! Do you really not have a creative bottleneck? ]

[There is a total of one stone of talent in LPL, and Easy has taken up twelve of them. The others owe him two! ]

[What a fucking rhyme, Ran Ge, you are full of jingles, you need to take the postgraduate entrance exam! ]

[Wang Duoduo, come on, you are good at reciting poetry, come up with a poem to kill him! We want to hear more!]

【People call him the king of poetry. His poems make people laugh and cry.jpg. 】

[It's really hard to believe. Who would have thought that this guy wrote a poem specifically for this game?]

[Listen to my advice, it’s too complicated to be a professional player, change your career and become a commentator. As long as you commentate, I promise to watch the game every day. ]

【We congratulate Easy for creating two Bibles and a classic poem about Uzi and GSL today. We suggest that he join the LPL commentary exam! Applause!】

Seeing the comments from these idiots and people who make fun of him, GSL was really furious this time and was burning with anger.

Start to go crazy right away.

Anything related to Chu Ran will be reported, no matter if it is a person or a platform.

The heads of platforms such as Weibo and Huya received thousands of reports in just a few minutes. Some GSL even jointly went to the Cyberspace Administration of China to report Chu Ran, demanding that he get out of the LPL, otherwise he would ruin Chinese e-sports.

The entire Internet was filled with smoke, while the commentary booth fell into relative silence, with Miller and Wang Duoduo feeling uneasy.

It was very scorching to hear Chu Ran's machine gun-like speaking speed.

They suspected that Chu Ran was not explaining, but spitting fire.

Charizard is in Chu Ran's state.

Sweat kept flowing from their foreheads and dripping onto the ground.

At this moment, the game reached the 13th minute, and the bottom lane was switched to the middle lane, but suddenly LGD made a change, which made Chu Ran exclaim in excitement.

"It's bad! LGD is going to attack Uzi!"

"Wei's Corki was very good! He directly destroyed Letme's so-called wall with a bomb on his back. Lemte's wall is not good! It's a shoddy construction. Where did the economy of the tree go? Did the ADC embezzle all the soldiers?"

"Jinoo's Titan is here, flashing to Sivir's ultimate, the giant anchor is out, Uzi moves, he moves like crazy, uses E to block Titan's hook, but Titan's ultimate is explosive! Imp follows up with the output, his dog has higher damage than the other dog, and Wei Shen sits on it directly!"

"What are you doing, Xiao Ming? Give me a lantern!!"

"The lantern was thrown out, my god! Titan's true eye was inserted, and Uzi couldn't pick up the lantern! What is Uzi doing again? Hiss, he directly chose to output on the spot! His flash button might be broken, so Uzi didn't use the flash!"

"It's not fair, referee! Where is the referee!" Chu Ran was filled with indignation at this moment, and cried out in shock: "Uzi's flash key is broken, why not pause? I want to replace Uzi's keyboard and perform time travel."

"Ah? The keyboard is not broken?"

Chu Ran's tone was full of doubt, and then he roared loudly again.

"Too strong, this is Uzi! He didn't use his flash this time because he thought about the next team fight at that moment, and his flash is now preparing for the next team fight! As expected, the on-the-spot reaction ability of the world's No. 1 ADC is enough for ordinary people like us to learn for a lifetime, but Uzi can't do it! And we can't learn it!"

As Chu Ran raised his arm and shouted, Miller and Wang Duoduo were both stunned.

Chu Ran might be the reincarnation of Tang Monk. The frequency and density of his commentary made it impossible for them to interrupt even if they wanted to.

The director gave a close-up of the RNG game seats and found that Uzi's face suddenly turned red and his lips were moving rapidly. Judging from his lip shape, he seemed to be criticizing his teammates, while Chu Ran's mouth, which had just stopped, started to move again.

"Here comes the Rabid Dog, his ultimate evolution! Some people's badges are courage and hope, but Uzi's badge is red, warm, and furious. He didn't even have a moment to grieve for the dead Rabid Dog, and now he's welcoming the ultimate form - Red, warm, and furious!"

hiss--!
Miller and Wang Duoduo took a deep breath, staring at Chu Ran with eyes like copper bells, and a trace of fear appeared on their faces.

They really wanted to carry Chu Ran down along with the chair.

God, come and save them!
The barrage of comments on major platforms is like fireworks, with loud drums and gongs!

[Hahahaha, this is so fucking incomprehensible, can you please not be so funny! ]

[I can’t take it anymore, my prostate fluid is coming out from laughing,]

[66666, I really can’t pick up this lantern! ]

[The minion line was corrupted by the ADC, take a look, can LPL commentators learn a little more? ]

[Of course he will die suddenly tonight. I said, if he doesn't die suddenly, I will go to the EDG club and stab him to death.]

[Of course, after the game is over, don't leave if you have the guts. ]

[I am at the commentary desk right now, so you guys open the door, if you have the ability to start a team fight, then open the door! ]

At the same time, in the RNG competition seat.

Mala Xiangguo's face was also quite rosy. He made a huge contribution. After Uzi was caught and killed at level 2, he directly defended the bottom lane and gave up all the resources in the jungle. As a result, Uzi died suddenly in the middle lane.

What the hell are you playing?

At this moment, Xiao Huhu felt warmth on both sides, as if summer had come. He quickly bought a pair of magic resistance shoes and then an explorer's arm guard.

The temperature is too high, strengthen your dual resistance to avoid being burned. As this team battle was over, the little advantage that RNG had worked so hard to gain was completely gone, and only Uzi's Sivir was seen continuing to develop.

Seeing Uzi's behavior, Miller quickly said, "RNG is a bit explosive now, but it doesn't matter, wait for Uzi to get the three-piece suit."

"That's right!" Chu Ran nodded, "Wait for Uzi to get his three-piece set, and then wait for the crystal to explode."

Nima!

Miller pursed his lips, which turned a little red. How the hell was he going to cooperate with Chu Ran in commentary?

Wang Duoduo pulled Miller's sleeve and signaled with his eyes, which made Miller understand the deep meaning instantly.

Let Chu Ran play by himself.

"Hey, wait, what are you doing, brother Huzi? How can a Syndra buy magic resistance shoes and a golden body? No, you are Mid Hu! The No. 1 domestic mid laner in LPL. Is this how you become the No. 1 domestic mid laner? It's almost spring now, what are you doing? Without Syndra's output, how can Uzi withstand LGD's firepower alone!"

"Do I have to play four protecting one when playing Syndra? Or is Xiaohu also praying to the gods? Facing disadvantages, he prayed to Valhalla, and the only one who responded to him was himself in the summer season!"

Hearing Chu Ran's words, countless viewers were shocked. GSL was furious, but even Chu Ran's other black fans were laughing so hard that their faces were red.

The professional players from all the major clubs were stunned. Those clubs that had originally wanted to compete with Chu Ran immediately gave up the idea.

I don't have the verbal strength.

I can only train more and try to defeat Chu Ran in the competition.

In the EDG club, Abu and the others were all dumbfounded. "No, man, what kind of creature is Xiaoran? I don't understand, but I am shocked!"

"Maybe this is what genius is. I wonder what Uzi and the others think when they return to the backstage and see the clip of Xiaoran's commentary during this game." Mingkai smacked his lips and laughed.

"Brother Kai, what are you laughing at? I might fire you soon."

Meiko's words frightened Mingkai so much that he immediately stared at the live broadcast room of the event.

At this time, the game has reached the 23rd minute. Uzi's Sivir already has the blue knife, green fork and infinity in hand, and is competing with Imp for the right to the middle lane. Both sides begin to fight for the big dragon.

Suddenly, Chu Ran's originally silent voice became loud and excited again!
"Wait, what is Spicy Hotpot going to do! He played like a 0-4 Prince when the score was 4-0. Even when he was at a disadvantage, he was still looking for opportunities. He would rather make mistakes than do nothing! He's going to explode with LGD!"

"The reputation of the self-destructing jungler is well-deserved. The target is directly aimed at Imp who is clearing the line in the middle lane. Uzi's Sivir puts a lot of pressure on the side! But unfortunately, the spicy hotpot is an inch short, and the difference is a thousand miles away."

“Wait, what is Uzi going to do!” Chu Ran saw Sivir suddenly move forward and cried out in surprise: “He is going to steal some of Imp’s Kog’Maw, but Kog’Maw’s equipment is also very luxurious. The two sides fought back and forth, but it was obvious that Imp was better!”

"This time Uzi used his flash, but Imp followed suit! Oh my god! The big mouth sprayed Uzi to death!"

"The puppy is messing with me!!"

Chu Ran said this with a hint of tears in his voice, "This is Imp! As expected, there is a huge gap between the priest and God. Your puppy and my puppy seem to be different!"

"In that case, we have to congratulate LGD. RNG, who we had high hopes for, actually fell to LGD! God can't beat the priest after all. It's really bloodline suppression."

When Uzi died, Imp's Kog'Maw had not been replaced yet, and the one who was protecting one of four died. LGD took the opportunity to take down the Baron, and they were wiped out again on the middle lane high ground, which directly defeated RNG and made countless GSL players roar even more crazily.

Chu Ran’s Weibo and live broadcast room were both bombarded. He said he would no longer be angry, but at this moment his defenses were completely broken.

Looking at the five RNG players in the competition booth.

Letme's right hand was shaking constantly, Uzi and Hongwen were biting their hand, Mala Xiangguo leaned forward and gave Uzi a death stare, Xiaohu in the middle fell silent, and Pluto sighed helplessly.

The moment Uzi took off his headphones, he heard Chu Ran's voice, "Let us congratulate LGD, and we also hope that Uzi can drink more AD calcium milk backstage to cool down and adjust his condition to bring us a better performance!"

At this point, Chu Ran looked at Miller and Wang Duoduo and said in a deep voice: "Are you hungry? You made me hungry. I should have ordered takeout to explain it to you earlier, but you didn't allow it."

Ignoring the sweaty faces of Miller and Wang Duoduo, Chu Ran sighed, "What a pity! This kind of feast is only seen once in a century. Thank you Uzi for bringing us delicious food! "

As Chu Ran finished speaking, Wang Duoduo and Miller shook their heads violently, and the scene and the live broadcast room exploded again!
[I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to die of laughter in this live broadcast room. I can’t take it anymore.]

[Why is this sad guy like this? Where on earth did he come from? He has such a talent that shocks the world and makes the gods cry! ]

[Mingkai, please abdicate. We, Zhuza, will no longer worship you. From today on, we will change our name to Ranza! ]

[Haha, guys, I recorded this game. I'll watch it often when I lose my appetite. I'll drink three bowls!]

RNG backstage lounge.

Uzi looked at the clips of Chu Ran's commentary that were all over the Internet, and his face turned purple with anger. If his chubby little hands had a little more strength, he could have squeezed the phone into a Samsung Note7.

Hearing the faint laughter coming from the backstage, Uzi blushed and yelled at the staff, "Where are you guys laughing? Are you howling? I ask you, are you howling?!"

Xiaohu's face also turned gloomy. "Ranchu is really sick. Can he be forced to retire? If he continues like this, Chinese e-sports will be ruined sooner or later."

"It's all the manager's fault. Who the hell told him to let the dog out of RNG?"

When Uzi heard the clips of Chu Ran's commentary, especially the song "On the God of AD", his chubby face turned red and he wished he could rush into the commentary room and beat Chu Ran up.

Mala Xiangguo glanced at Uzi and thought, “It’s not put in.”

Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with Uzi today. It's just a regular season game. If Uzi dies like this in a big game, he will really scold him.

At this moment, Chu Ran’s commentary today dominated the hot searches on Weibo.

#Lucian's Bible!#
#On the God of AD! #
#Easy explanation! #
There are thousands of comments for every click, and the number is still increasing. A GSL has to post several in a row. At this moment, the "ding dong" sound rang again, making Uzi and others feel a little nervous.

Who else can post on Weibo at this time?

When they opened Weibo, Chu Ran’s latest Weibo updates immediately appeared in front of everyone.

Weibo EDG-Easy:

[Everyone, I am EDG top laner Easy, I am at the game between RNG and LGD, I am very sad and angry at the moment. As you all know, I have said before that I am a fan of God. The reason why I became a professional player was because I saw his VN from behind, and I successfully fell in love with the hero Rambo. ]

[But after seeing RNG lose, I was heartbroken and grief-stricken, especially since there are still some haters online who are criticizing Uzi. As a loyal Uzi fan, I would like to appeal to everyone to stop criticizing Uzi.]

[I have been a fan of Uzi for three years. How can I not know whether he can carry in a game and whether he has ever died suddenly in the red temperature?! ]

[He just did three things in a year, and died suddenly in the crucial game! He is only twenty years old, what crime has he committed! ]

[Please be more magnanimous and give him some time to prove it, and you will find that the things that netizens say are really true! ]

Just two minutes after Chu Ran posted this Weibo, there was an uproar in the comment section.

[6666, little black guy, you've exposed your chicken feet, haven't you! ]

[I thought he was a real fan when I saw the first half, but it turns out he is the biggest anti-fan! ]

[Fuck, Uzi died so many times in the S game alone? It's really a bit ridiculous. ]

[Now, please let GSL talk, talk, why are you silent, aren’t you the world’s No. 1 ADC? Why did you die so many times in the S game! ]

[Don't be so mean, Puppy is looking for another chance, Puppy is coming in, Puppy is being controlled! Puppy is being provoked! Woo woo~]

When many GSLs saw the picture posted by Chu Ran, they immediately started smashing everything they could see, and even clicked the report button.

In the RNG backstage lounge, Uzi saw this Weibo post through Xiaohu's phone and was shaking with anger. Coupled with the commentary clip just now, he could no longer hold back. Xiaohu observed his expression and immediately moved his thigh.

But unexpectedly, it was his mobile phone that suffered the loss this time.

Xiaohu looked shocked!

"Oh my holy sword!"

(End of this chapter)