Fake hero

After the New Year, Xiaopang and Second Pao were invited out again as usual.It's just that someone specially arranged school board and lodging for them this time—these two boys are thinking about buying a car and driving it. If they don't find someone to manage them, they might cause some trouble for themselves.

"Little bastard, come and choose weapons!" Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi stood in front of a huge booth, which was filled with various standard weapons and weapons developed by other countries or foreign weapon research institutions.These weapons were transported by two heavy-duty trucks of the army, and the most elite special forces of China were responsible for escorting them.

Chu Tianyang came over, looked at it carefully for a long time and asked, "I want that sniper rifle."

Xuan Xuanzi smiled at Huang Laoxie and made a victory gesture, while Huang Laoxie anxiously took out the checkbook and wrote a check.

Chu Tianyang asked strangely: "What are you doing? Bet me?"

Xuan Xuanzi nodded: "I said you must choose a sniper rifle, you are so lazy and like to sneak up on people secretly, this thing is most suitable for you..."

Chu Tianyang stretched out his hand unwillingly: "Do you have to give me tens of thousands of dollars?"

Xuan Xuanzi: "..."

Huang Laoxie asked in a bewitching tone: "Think about it again, look at this one." As he spoke, Huang Laoxie picked up a German active-duty pistol and said: "The clip contains seventeen rounds, Using 23mm caliber bullets, there is a big hole in the body..."

Chu Tianyang waved his hand, picked up the sniper rifle and said in a bewitching tone: "This thing is so good, you can kill people by lying on the ground and sleeping, and you don't have to run to people's houses to fight with them. But to be a civilized person. The most important thing is..." Chu Tianyang showed his signature wretched smile and said in a low voice: "By aiming at the camera, you can spy on my sister taking a bath! Look at my sister's tits!"

Huang Laoxie suddenly realized, scratched his head and said, "Damn! Why didn't I think of it before, this thing is a great weapon to see my sister's mimi, so that the Firearms Research and Manufacturing Institute can magnify the magnification of the optical sight several times to see it more clearly. Clearly, why didn’t I think of it before, huh! I’ve wasted my youth for so many years, and I’ve missed a lot of Mimi..."

After choosing a sniper rifle, Chu Tianyang also asked to choose a huge sword with a particularly powerful and powerful back, but was directly rejected by Huang Laoxie and Xuanxuanzi.

"All your weapons are required to be the shortest and easiest to carry. Don't even think about those big and long things."

"But the sniper rifle is also very long!"

"This time we commissioned the Swiss Ordnance Research Institute and the Huaxia Military Firearms Research Institute to jointly develop a new type of sniper rifle that can be disassembled and assembled within 5 minutes. With your current hand speed, it is no problem to disassemble and assemble within 1 minute. , and this new sniper rifle can pass through airport security.”

Huang Laoxie said solemnly: "I don't care where you put those silver needles, but those silver needles will be one of your most important weapons in the future. If you fail to stab the enemy accurately during the mission point, then you are likely to be injured or die."

Seeing how Chu Tianyang treated his words as fart, Huang Laoxie wanted to kill him right now.

The training schedule for the sniper rifle was very short, so short that before Chu Tianyang got addicted to it, Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi rushed to stop it.The reason is that Chu Tianyang has a natural keen intuition for this thing.

Just like Chu Tianyang is not good at mathematics, but this kid's intuition for danger is quite accurate. On the first day of training, Chu Tianyang removed the optical sight on the sniper rifle.Huang Laoxie asked him why he didn't use it, and Chu Tianyang said that he didn't want to become one with big eyes and the other with small eyes.The two stared at each other for a long time before Huang Laoxie angrily turned his head and directed the target.

After a short period of adaptation, coupled with a little experience learned from Zhao Jinxiang in Hainan, the blocking rifle in Chu Tianyang's hand began to show its power.

It took Chu Tianyang less than a day from missing the target all the way and being ridiculed by Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi to hitting fixed targets at 1000, [-], [-], [-], and [-] meters.

"Is there anyone who can hit farther than this?" Chu Tianyang looked at the 500-meter target and clicked his lips.

Huang Laoxie shook his head: "This active Georgian rkl-12 is very accurate within 1000 meters. Others can hit farther, but they are greatly affected by wind, air pressure and breathing in the wild. Big, you fucking took off the optical sight again."

"Stop talking nonsense. I'm having a good time training now. I'll pick a few more ones for myself. You must know that when performing missions in the future, a good sniper should not only be able to fall asleep quickly anywhere, but also be able to adapt to various situations. Type of sniper firearm."

Huang Laoxie looked at Chu Tianyang's under-sampled fart, snapped his fingers and went to make a phone call.

Soon, all kinds of blocking firearms were placed in front of Chu Tianyang.

There is the Sam SG550 sniper rifle developed by the Swiss gun manufacturer with the smallest recoil and the highest precision.

There is an American Barrett m-901 anti-material blocking semi-automatic rifle that can break through light armor and has a long range but has a huge recoil and sound.

There is the sk-90 semi-automatic sniper rifle newly developed by the Federal Republic of Germany with relatively balanced accuracy and recoil. . . . .

Chu Tianyang was dazzled for a while, seeing that Chu Tianyang had a tendency to drool, Huang Laoxie quickly picked up a sg550 sniper rifle and said: "As an excellent air-operated semi-automatic sniper rifle, the sg550 sniper rifle High precision thanks to the heavy hammer + precision barrel + extremely sensitive two-way fire plate mechanism, the new bipod can ensure the stability when turning the direction, the heavy and long barrel makes the sg550 sniper rifle lighter than the assault rifle That's a huge increase, with the added benefit of reducing vibration when shooting."

"I wipe it, it's quite professional, aren't you stuttering?"

Huang Laoxie immediately had black lines all over his head and face.

"Tianyang, I'm very surprised, why are you able to hit the target without using an optical sight at such a long distance?" This question has been holding Xuan Xuanzi back for a long time, and Huang Laoxie also looked at Chu Tianyang curiously.

"I was born..." Before Chu Tianyang finished speaking, Huang Laoxie, who couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up and threw Chu Tianyang to the ground and kicked him violently.

"Don't kick in the face! Damn! You kick my crotch!"

Huang Laoxie spat on the ground and cursed: "Say! What's going on?"

Chu Tianyang got up from the ground aggrievedly, first looked at the little bird in his crotch, and then let out a long breath.

He took out an oval stone from his pocket, and threw it out without aiming at it. The inductive target not much bigger than a plate 200 meters away immediately displayed a hit on the big screen, making Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi gasp.

This is what is said in the legend?Ask yourself, Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi dare not say that they can throw more accurately than Chu Tianyang in such a casual situation.

"How do you practice this?"

Chu Tianyang said with tears in his eyes: "It's all him. You two old bastards just didn't believe it and kicked me in the crotch. How can I practice with Xiaopang Erpao at the seaside? We had a house at that time. Life in Youtian is boundless..."

Huang Laoxie thought about it, and he could only explain it in this way.

Seeing Huang Laoxie and Xuanxuanzi looking at him with interest, Chu Tianyang immediately withdrew the tears that were still gushing just now, as quickly as a tap being turned off tightly.

"If the two of you give me some money, even if it's New Year's money, I still have a unique skill I created for you to show. I promise it's no worse than that of Little Japan's Muto Ran!" Looking at the yd smile on Chu Tianyang's face, Xuan Xuanzi He looked dazed, but the expression on Huang Laoxie's face was very strange. What appeared in the mind of this old guy who knew the actress as well as his own body was the scene of Chu Tianyang dancing pole dance with his butt bare.

Thinking of this, Huang Laoxie couldn't help but vomited out.