Fake hero

"Pay the money first, then watch the show." Seeing Chu Tianyang proudly touching his crotch, Huang Laoxie turned pale with fright.Could it be that my apprentice has gone perverted in the white romantic hut?

Xuan Xuanzi wrote a check and stuffed it into Chu Tianyang's hand.

After counting the zeros for a long time, and counting with his fingers for a long time, Chu Tianyang didn't know whether it was ten thousand or one hundred thousand.

"Pindao can be regarded as half a fairy, and he has always established the world with integrity. It is only tens of thousands of dollars. How can the poor Taoist lie to you?" Xuanxuanzi said with an angry face, rather unhappy.

Chu Tianyang nodded with satisfaction, and said that I believe in your character.Then he took out an apple from his crotch (again crotch) and threw it lightly.Although it was winter, the yellowed lawn was still very soft, and the apple stopped after rolling for more than ten meters.

Then, Chu Tianyang took out a very ordinary dagger from his arms.

"You don't want to leave the palace, do you?" Huang Laoxie asked in a very embarrassing way.Chu Tianyang gave Huang Laoxie a white look, and after a gesture, he threw the dagger in his hand into the sky.

The dagger with the sound of piercing disappeared instantly.

Xuanxuanzi and Huang Laoxie set up an awning to watch for a long time, Xuanxuanzi asked: "Tianyang, do you want to play handjob?"

Chu Tianyang was speechless looking at this old man who muttered about becoming a fairy every day, wondering whether he had brought him down, or had he brought him down by himself?

At this time, the dagger flew down quickly with a flash of cold light, and accurately hit the apple not far away.

The eyes of the two veterans suddenly widened, and they stared dumbfounded at the apple that had been pierced by the dagger.After a long time, Huang Laoxie regained his composure, looked at Chu Tianyang excitedly and said, "Master! Teach me this trick!"

Chu Tianyang: "..."

Looking at Chu Tianyang who was tied upside down on the tree like a zongzi, Xuanxuanzi said to Huang Laoxie: "Maybe Tianyang really doesn't have any secrets, let him down."

Huang Laoxie gnashed his teeth and whipped the whip, and asked as he whipped: "Are you going to tell me? I call you master and you still don't teach me. How can you make me feel so bad!"

Chu Tianyang cried and cursed: "You old bastard, I really haven't practiced it. This is my natural ability, and you can't learn it!"

Xuan Xuanzi shook his head and put Chu Tianyang down. Huang Laoxie asked very puzzled: "Can you tell me clearly, what's going on? What's your natural ability? What's your natural ability?"

Chu Tianyang opened his crotch and carefully looked at his dick, heaved a long breath and said, "I can defend ten girls at night without falling..." Huang Laoxie kicked him into the grass .

Huang Laoxie took out a bottle of 'Yanjing Erguotou' from his pocket, emptied it in one gulp, threw the bottle 70 meters away, and said to Chu Tianyang, "Crush this bottle for me."

This time, Chu Tianyang took out a gleaming dagger from his crotch (the crotch again), and Xuan Xuanzi and Huang Laoxie's hairs stood on end.This dagger doesn't even have a knife magazine, isn't this kid afraid of being cut off?You know, that thing doesn't have the ability to regenerate like earthworms.

Chu Tianyang looked at the wine bottle in the distance, closed his eyes and listened carefully, then threw the dagger vigorously into the sky.

This time, the two veterans didn't need to build a pergola with their hands, and they both stared wide-eyed to see if the miracle would happen again.To their excitement and disappointment, the dagger whizzed right into the wine bottle.Due to the huge and swift force, the dagger did not shatter the wine bottle but pierced through it directly.

Huang Laoxie took a deep breath, and said to Chu Tianyang with envy and hatred: "I told you to break it, what's the matter if you break it through? There's no food tonight!"

Chu Tianyang: "I...&*(——~￥#"

Xuanxuanzi looked at Huang Laoxie curiously. Based on what he had known about this old guy for so many years, this old guy would not be so interested in other people's unique martial arts.

As if he had read Xuan Xuanzi's thoughts, Huang Laoxie snorted coldly and said, "You usually travel around, how can I work so hard? This thing is much better than a sniper rifle after training. Expose your position without the loud sound of a sniper rifle. The most important thing is that when encountering the opponent's dense attack or defense, as long as you don't show your head, relying on the method of listening to the sound to distinguish your position, those who are hiding in the dark Neither the hand nor the commander can run away." At this point, Huang Laoxie strangled Chu Tianyang's neck like crazy and said, "Little brat! Tell me how to do it! Brother Tianyang! Master! You just tell me!"

After wiping off a lot of saliva that Chu Tianyang spat on his face, Huang Laoxie asked unwillingly, "Then what do you mean by closing your eyes just now?"

Chu Tianyang looked at Huang Laoxie like an idiot and said, "It's the first day you come out to play around? Of course I close my eyes to listen to the wind direction. If it's an enemy, I have to listen carefully to their breathing or various sounds." A similar sound, or do you think that you don’t need to calculate the wind direction when you throw this thing so high? When you catch up with the wind and pee in your crotch, my knife will come back..."

"Aren't you bad at math?"

"I'm not good at mathematics, it's true, but this thing is based on feeling. Do you understand the feeling? Can you feel the silicone tits and natural tits? Don't think you don't know if you don't tell me, last time That little nigga you gave me is made of silicone! Keep the good ones for yourself!"

Huang Laoxie smiled embarrassingly: "Then...doesn't that make you feel the difference between silicone and natural boobs? I'm also painstaking..."

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered something.Yibang Lao Gao pointed to Chu Tianyang and said: "You said you can hear the wind and other people's breathing? I am stupid! I am known as the number one wind ear in China! How dare you brag in front of me!"

Chu Tianyang looked at Huang Laoxie contemptuously. With his natural wolfdog ears and nose, Huang Laoxie didn't know how to compare himself with him.

"Bet 10 yuan!" Huang Laoxie took out the check book and threw it on the table, picked up the phone and shouted: "Bring me the hearing test equipment from the army! I want the most sophisticated one! Fuck your ultrasound, I’m not a dolphin, I want to test my hearing! If you didn’t reach area A within 10 minutes, I’ll cut off your thigh and stuff it into the back door to roast it and sell it as roast chicken!”

Hearing about the gambling, Chu Tianyang quickly took out the check that he had just blackmailed from Xuan Xuanzi, and compared it carefully with the check signed by Huang Laoxie.

"You old man is most willing to fool people. Don't try to fool me with a check for 1 yuan as a check for 10 yuan."

"Fart your mother! Do you count the check I gave you for 10 yuan? Who is fooling you and who doesn't have a bird."

At this time, Xuan Xuanzi smiled and scratched his head, walked over to Chu Tianyang and said, "Tianyang, that teacher just remembered that I was in a hurry just now, but I missed a zero on your check. Hehe. ...hey-hey...."

Chu Tianyang and Huang Laoxie: "I...%￥#~!(*(*&"