i'm just a cook

Ding Feng groped to Lu Xiaozhan's side in the dark, put the pumpkin pie on the coffee table, and asked softly, "Xiao Zhan, what's the situation now?"

Lu Xiaozhan wondered, "You can see me in such darkness?"

Ding Feng curled his lips and said: "Nonsense, have you forgotten what I do? My eyesight is not good enough to make it easy to step on the mouse traps in other people's houses... To get away, I said you are here alone?"

Lu Xiaozhan turned his ear and listened carefully to the movement outside the door: "Our guests are divided into three groups, and I asked Yatou and Dandan to pick them up separately."

Ding Feng pointed to his nose: "What about me? What should I do?"

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly smiled: "Don't say it, you really have to do the work." He pointed to the door, "You hide there, and you will start after those people come in."

Ding Feng was taken aback, and said with a bitter face: "I... I have never killed anyone."

Lu Xiaozhan said helplessly: "I didn't let you kill people, I mean you give me all the things that can come from them, I'm here to attract their attention."

Ding Feng suddenly said: "Okay, I can do this." After finishing speaking, he walked towards the door with a low body, and turned around halfway and asked, "Everything that can go smoothly? What about the underwear?"

……

The three people who came from the east crossed the wall and lowered their bodies to observe the surroundings under the moonlight. The leader waved his hand, and the three sneaked forward quickly, and within a few steps they reached the half-person-high holly tree.

While walking through the trees, suddenly a lazy but pleasant voice sounded: "Hello! Miss Ben has been waiting for you for a long time, can you hurry up?"

Like frightened rabbits, the three of them lowered their bodies in an instant, hid in the bushes and looked around vigilantly, looking for the source of the sound, but the night was vast, and the three of them could not find a trace of the woman despite their eyesight.

Suddenly, a small jar like an eyedrop bottle flew from somewhere far away, and landed in the middle of the three of them impartially. With a muffled sound, it exploded with a "bang".Following this extremely small explosion, a strong yellow gas burst out from the small jar, centering on the explosion point, enveloping the three people in smoke.

All of a sudden, an extremely smelly smell penetrated into the noses of the three people, choking them to the point of tears, their black eyes turned upwards, and Qi Shushu jumped out from the holly bushes holding their noses.

After all, the three of them are veterans with rich experience. Before going outside, they didn't bother to take a few breaths of fresh air. They immediately squatted down and raised the automatic rifles in their hands to guard in three directions. Then they each took a deep breath, Wipe away a few tears along the way.

From an unknown corner came the startled voice again: "Oh, why is it a skunk bomb? It's a fucking mistake again..."

Even though the leader was choked to death, he had been listening carefully to the source of the sound. At this moment, he recognized the direction and shot past without even thinking about it. All the bullets hit the third floor on the east side of the villa. In a corner, a large piece of wall mud was swept off.

The moonlight was bright, the shadows of the flowers were swaying darkly, and the slight autumn wind raised a layer of white gray mist on the wall mud. At first glance, it looked like the background of the Queen Mother in the Journey to the West filmed in the 80s.

The leader was squinting his eyes and searching for the woman who spoke, when suddenly a curvaceous figure jumped out of the white mist, with his back to the moonlight, he flew towards the downstairs, followed by two big black shadows behind him. Move gracefully.The three of them had only one thought in their trance—vampire?

They didn't hear any sound, and didn't have time to react. The three of them felt a chill on the back of their right hand almost at the same time, and then they lost all sensation in the palm below the wrist, and the gun in their hands fell to the ground at this moment. on the ground.

The three of them were startled, and just as they were about to roll over and jump to the side subconsciously, the vampire in the white mist raised his hand—"Puff puff" three times in succession.

Yes, they heard it this time, but it was too late. The three of them once again felt a coldness at a certain point near the base of the right leg almost at the same time, and then the whole right leg lost feeling.The three of them were like three helpless bowling pins, thrown together at the same time.

The moment the three of them fell to the ground, they all stretched out their left hands to grab the guns, but the vampire got ahead of them first, kicked the three automatic rifles far away with an extremely irregular kick, and then put them away. With the anesthesia gun in his hand, he crossed his arms and looked down at them angrily.

The leader boldly looked up, and under the bright moonlight stood a girl in a windbreaker, with a golden ponytail draped over her shoulders, and a silver half-mask on her face, covering her beautiful face above the tip of her nose. face.

He asked in a trembling voice, "You... are you a vampire?"

The girl was taken aback for a moment, and then she said angrily: "Suck you big-headed ghost! This lady is a naturally beautiful and beautiful Amber!"

The three of them were dumbfounded.

Pan Wei'er took out another small jar from her pocket, and said bitterly: "My brother's good house has been smashed into such a big piece of rubbish by you... choked up!" The jar was thrown into the center of the three.

There was a muffled bang, and a puff of thick white smoke burst out. The three of them rolled their eyes again in unison and passed out.

Pan Weier patted her little hands and said regretfully: "I didn't miss it this time, it's just a pity that my skunk bomb, I planned to give the cabbage a taste when I went back..."

……

The trio that entered from the west crouched down as soon as they climbed over the wall, carefully observing the surroundings. The bright moon shone on the lawn that had just been watered, giving off a faint white light. Occasionally there were a few sounds of autumn insects. The chirping is extremely quiet.

The leader was a big Caucasian man with a big beard around his mouth. After confirming that there was no threat ahead, he waved his hand, and the three of them quickly sneaked towards the villa in a zigzag shape.

Seeing that the window sill on the west side of the villa was not far ahead, the bearded man waved his hand and said in a low voice to the accomplices behind him, "speed up!"

At this time, a voice as cold as hell came: "Stop!"

The bearded man and the other three quickly squatted down and pointed their guns in three directions, looking for the source of the sound.

Suddenly, a long black whip swept over silently, like a long snake with life, and it slapped precisely on the wrist of the bearded man. The bearded man groaned in pain, and the gun in his hand was knocked out. Can't help being swept away from a distance.Hearing the sound, the two people beside them turned around abruptly, but their guns hadn't found their target yet, and the long whip swam over like a ghost again, sweeping down the guns in their hands with two slaps.

Regardless of the burning pain in his wrist, the bearded man pulled out a dagger from his waist with his left hand. He scanned the surroundings with eagle-like eyes, and shouted in a deep voice, "Who? Come out!" The other two followed suit and pulled out a dagger. The daggers were ready, but the corners of the mouths of the three of them twitched slightly.

There was a statue of the sun god Apollo on the lawn just a few steps away from the bearded man. A thin figure slowly walked out from behind the statue and said coldly, "I'm coming out!"

The three of them regretted it secretly. Seeing that the target was not far ahead, they would inadvertently forget to pay attention to this lonely statue on the lawn, but the bearded Europeans couldn't imagine that behind this not tall statue Can successfully hide a person.

The bearded man calmed down, fixed his eyes on the black long whip that fell to the ground in the opponent's hand, and asked tentatively, "Are you... the Phoenix's bodyguard?"

The figure slowly took two steps forward, raised his head slightly, and under the moonlight clearly reflected a ferocious demon mask on his face, and said lightly: "I am the brother of the phoenix——Satan!"