i'm just a cook

A gust of wind blew by, and the bearded and the other three felt that cold sweat began to seep from their backs. Satan's name was not weaker than the phoenix. He knew this very well, but his feet had already reached this point, and he wanted to retreat. It's too late.The bearded man regained his composure, raised his dagger and shouted to the other two: "Come on!" The three rushed forward quickly, and surrounded Satan in an encircling manner.

He Dandan under the mask smiled coldly, flicked his wrist, and the head of the long whip hanging on the ground suddenly raised its head like a ferocious poisonous snake, and bit the bearded man violently.

Lu Xiaozhan said a long time ago that He Dandan's tricks are the same as his sullen personality, imposing but ever-changing. The bearded man has always believed in one inch short and one inch dangerous. , but what I didn't expect was that Satan's footsteps didn't even move much, but the long whip in his hand was precisely lashed on the three of them, and every time the whip fell on the body, it could easily cut the clothes and eat them. on the meat.

Not long after, the tight short-sleeved T-shirt on the bearded man was almost turned into a fashionable mesh shirt by the long whip, and the flesh exposed in the hole was already dripping with blood. The situation of the other two was exactly the same. Standing under the pale moonlight, the white man covered in blood stains looked a little weird at first glance.

He Dandan swung his whip again to separate the encirclement of the three of them, suddenly he swung the long whip around his waist, and just stood there with his hands empty.

The bearded man was taken aback when he saw this, and he was lucky enough to think whether he would stop here. The other two also endured the severe pain in their bodies and waited for Satan to turn around and leave with hope in their eyes.

But He Dandan suddenly said coldly: "The game time is over!" As soon as he finished speaking, a hole suddenly appeared in the lawn under his feet, and his body jumped over like a sharp arrow.

Shocked three times, just about to struggle to use his last strength to raise the dagger to resist, He Dandan's fist hit the bearded man who bears the brunt of the nose firmly, turned his feet and flew up, and hit the other with two flying legs. The two faced the door and kicked the two of them upside down.

He Dandan stood upright like a javelin under the cold moonlight, and said disdainfully to the three unconscious people on the ground: "Bodyguard? Is there anyone as handsome as me?"

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When Parker was about to touch the front door, he heard a gunshot, but there was no further movement. He subconsciously curled his lips and continued to touch the door.After receiving this task, he had already learned about China's national conditions. Guns are strictly prohibited in this country, and the security guards in this ordinary villa community obviously couldn't hold up to his AK-47.

When there were still a few steps away from the main entrance, Parker waved his hand and stopped. He took out a pair of far-infrared night vision goggles from his waist and put them on. Glasses are put on.

Parker glanced back and made a gesture. One of his subordinates came forward and took out a small plastic bomb from his trouser pocket. He was about to stick it on the door lock when his hand paused in midair, with a look on his face. He looked back at Parker in astonishment.

The heavy door was not closed tightly, and a gap could be clearly seen under the moonlight.

Parker's hand holding the dagger was slightly tightened, and he waved to the other hand, and the two quickly stepped forward to the door.Parker nodded, and slammed the door open, and the three of them jumped into the living room almost at the same time.

As far as Parker had expected, the entire living room was pitch black and the curtains were airtight. If he hadn't had a night vision goggle on his nose, he would never have seen Lu Xiaozhan sitting upright on the sofa in the center of the living room. .

Wait... is this a real person?Through the night vision goggles, the three of them could clearly see a thin, elegant and handsome young man sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and looking at them with a smile.

Without thinking about it, Parker raised his hand to make a gesture, and the two men raised their guns and shot at Lu Xiaozhan who was on the sofa.

Just when the two men pulled the trigger with their fingers, Lu Xiaozhan raised his right leg resting on his left knee, and the large and thick marble coffee table in front of him was immediately erected like a big shield. He completely covered Lu Xiaozhan's body behind his back.After a burst of tinkling and shattering of marble, the two stopped shooting and looked intently. Except for the fragments of the coffee table all over the floor and the sofa riddled with holes, there was no one in front of them.

Parker was taken aback, just subconsciously feeling something was wrong, when he suddenly heard two men groaning in unison, the automatic rifle in their hands flew far away as if it had been hit hard, and fell to a corner beside the wall, while the two men groaned in unison. At the same time, the man was covering his right wrist with his left hand, with a painful expression on his face.The current position of Parker and the other three people is very awkward. There is no decoration in the area after entering the door, and there are long French windows on the left and right sides, which makes them have no place to hide after being suddenly attacked. Do you hide behind the thick curtain like a child?The three of them squatted down in unison, and at this moment, they had a thought at the same time - to run away.

Suddenly a voice sounded, speaking in pure English: "Welcome to my home...beauty, turn on the lights to welcome guests!"

As soon as the voice fell, the lights in the whole house turned on at the same time. The Parker trio wearing night vision goggles were stung by the sudden strong light from the huge crystal chandelier on the top of the living room, and hurriedly took them off. Suddenly, he was horrified to find that the door behind him had been closed, and two very beautiful and elegant oriental women stood by the door with a playful smile on their lips, watching them.

And that slim, handsome young man reappeared on the sofa that had been battered by bullets at some point, holding a plate of dark things in his hand, looking at something, muttering Said: "This thing made by the squad leader is really fucking strong..." Suddenly, as if he came back to his senses, he raised his head and showed a polite smile to Parker, cleared his throat with a dry cough and said, "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Lu Xiaozhan, in other words—Phoenix."

The nerves of the three of them tensed in an instant, and the two men who had lost their guns reached out to touch their waists at the same time, but suddenly they looked shocked. Carrot Tassels.

At this moment, the curtain moved, and a rather tall figure turned out from behind, holding a few grenades in each hand, shaking at the two of them, and said with a smile: "It's getting late, I'm afraid you're hungry, here's a hand grenade for you." Change something edible." Said, walked back slowly, and stood behind Lu Xiaozhan.

Although the three of them could not understand Chinese, there was an obvious thing in front of them—the tall young man who looked a bit wretched touched the grenades on the waist of the two of them at some point, A few carrot tassels were hung on each of them, but the two of them didn't feel anything.

At this time, Parker only felt bitter. He already knew how the phoenix was. After entering the door just now, he saw how well he could block bullets on the coffee table. Somehow the guns of his two subordinates flew so far to the corner of the wall. But judging from the unknown dish in Phoenix's hand, it should also be caused by his shot.

According to the original plan, even if guns had no effect on the phoenix, the three grenades in each person's waist would kill the phoenix, but they were strangely replaced by carrot tassels by the tall young man. ...

Lu Xiaozhan looked at the carrot tassels in their hands, couldn't help but chuckle, pointed at the tall young man and said, "Just kidding, don't mind. Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce you, this is our Qingshan Hunter Ding Feng." Then he translated Ding Feng's words.

Ding Feng imitated Bruce Lee rubbing his nose with the back of his hand, and said with a smile: "My code name - Tian Que! It's the first time we meet, please take care of me!"

Gritting his teeth, Parker shouted angrily: "Phoenix! You will pay for your arrogance and joking!" After a pause, he glanced at the carrot tassels and said, "I'm not a rabbit!"