I'm in Conan, I'm not a gangster

Chapter 515 The Foolish Carmel (1st Update)
Shiraishi E was leisurely strolling around the building, thinking that she would detonate the bomb after Ran and the others left the Twin Towers skyscraper, and then notify the others to leave in an orderly manner.

But just then, a man's urgent voice came over the loudspeaker:
"Emergency Notice! Bomb inside the building! Everyone evacuate immediately! I repeat, this is not a drill, there is a bomb inside the building, please evacuate immediately!"

Shiraishi E's steps suddenly stopped, and she was stunned on the spot!
"—Which idiot did this?!"

He couldn't believe his ears.

Is it okay to broadcast information about bombs so casually?! Isn't this blatantly creating panic?!
With such a tall building, so many people, and only a few elevators, if a group of people rush to get downstairs, something terrible will definitely happen!
Shiraishi E immediately grabbed a panicked staff member next to her and asked sternly, "Where is the broadcasting room?!"

The staff member trembled at his fierce gaze and stammered, pointing in a direction: "It's...it's just around the corner up ahead..."

Without saying a word, Shiraishi E took off running.

About two or three minutes later, he arrived at the broadcasting room.

The moment she pushed open the door, Shiraishi almost laughed out of anger—standing in front of the microphone was none other than FBI agent Andre Cameron!
"It's that guy again?!"

His blood pressure spiked instantly when he thought about what the other person had done.

Carmel, a prime example of a "pig teammate" in the FBI.

During the last arrest of Gin, he was in charge of clearing the area, but he managed to let a suspicious old man go, which allowed Gin to get wind of the operation in advance, resulting in a complete failure.

This turned Shuichi Akai's years of undercover work into a huge joke.

Such a valuable undercover agent was exposed, but it did not yield any valuable intelligence or important personnel.

Now, this guy's causing trouble again?!
Shiraishi E strode forward and shouted angrily, "Who are you?! Who gave you permission to spread panic over the loudspeaker?!"

Carmel was taken aback. He turned and saw Shiraishi E, who looked somewhat familiar, but he couldn't quite place her. Thinking she was a staff member, he quickly explained, "No! I'm not making this up! There really is a bomb in the building!"

Shiraishi E's eyes twitched, and she frantically gave him meaningful glances, signaling him to shut up.

However, Carmel received no signal at all and was still anxiously shouting, "Really! This is the FBI! We've received intelligence that the bomb could explode at any moment!"

Shiraishi E realized that this idiot was beyond saving!

He stopped wasting words and took direct action: "Shut up!"

Carmel was shocked that this "staff member" would dare to attack the FBI. He instinctively fought back, but he was astonished the moment they exchanged blows.

How can this guy be so skilled?!

As an FBI agent, Carmel considered himself to be a decent fighter, but the staff member in front of him was ridiculously fast. He subdued Carmel in two moves and pinned him to the ground with a joint lock.

Carmel struggled and shouted, "Let me go! I'm telling the truth! I'm an FBI agent! Search my ID if you don't believe me—"

"You still dare to talk?" Shiraishi E was speechless. She didn't know how someone so stupid could have been chosen as a special agent. Was it just because he was a good driver?

With a swift and decisive chop, the world fell silent.

Shiraishi E flicked her wrist, walked to the microphone, cleared her throat, and instantly switched to a gentle broadcasting tone:

"Dear guests, we are very sorry, but a mentally unstable person just broke into the broadcasting room and spread false information. The building is absolutely safe. Please remain calm and do not panic. To reiterate, the broadcast was a prank. There are no bombs in the building. Please rest assured."

After finishing the broadcast, he breathed a long sigh of relief, finally suppressing his panic.

However, before he could relax, the door to the broadcasting room was kicked open with a bang, and several FBI agents rushed in, immediately spotting Carmel lying on the ground.

"—You did this?!"

Without saying a word, they took action!
While dodging, Shiraishi E tried to explain, "Hey! Can't you guys be reasonable?! Listen to me first—"

"We'll explain when we catch you!" The other FBI agents roared and pounced on him, joining the fray.

Shiraishi E: "..."

He was speechless.

I'd heard about the FBI's domineering style before, but I'd never witnessed it firsthand. Now I have, and their style truly is domineering!

Since that's the case, there's no need for him to hold back anymore.

His eyes turned cold, and he instantly entered battle mode.

"Crack!" A joint lock was used to snap an agent's wrist.

He dodged to the side, turned around and kicked the other person three meters away!

Shiraishi E sensed an attack from behind, immediately leaned back and fell to the ground, then swept her leg out with a "bang," knocking the attacker down. She didn't finish with another kick, knocking the attacker unconscious!

Soon, the FBI agents were knocked to the ground one after another by Emi Shiraishi.

In less than 30 seconds, the ground was littered with FBI agents lying haphazardly.

At that moment, Yusaku Kudo rushed over and hurriedly said, "Stop fighting! Stop fighting!!"

After knocking an FBI agent unconscious with a single punch, Shiraishi E said, "Did you hear what Mr. Yusaku said? Stop—huh? Why are you all lying on the ground?"

He discovered that no FBI agents were standing there anymore.

He looked at Yusaku and spread his hands innocently: "It has nothing to do with me, they attacked first."

Yusaku pushed up his glasses and said helplessly, "...You did the right thing. The bomb issue really can't be made public; it would cause headaches."

He looked at the FBI agents on the ground and couldn't help but feel a headache coming on.

They were only a little late, how come they were all knocked unconscious?
Also, aren't you FBI agents who have received professional training? How come you can't even beat a male high school student?
Just as he was about to say something, a sudden, deafening explosion rang out!
The two looked out the window and saw that the balcony of a guest room in the Twin Towers skyscraper had been blown up, with thick smoke billowing out.

Shiraishi sighed and said, "All my efforts have been in vain."

He looked at the FBI agent lying on the ground and felt a wave of disgust!
He now finally understood why a series of well-known intelligence agencies, such as the FBI, CIA, MI6, and the Japanese Public Security Bureau, could hold their own against a brewery where only one person was working hard.

It turns out both sides are so weak; there are only a few truly capable players.

The others are either slacking off or dragging the team down!
With such an excellent matchmaking mechanism, it's no wonder they've been locked in a fierce battle for years.

It turns out it's a battle between noobs.

"Yes, this is troublesome." Kudo Yusaku took two steps to the window, looked at the destroyed balcony, and realized that panic was inevitable.

"I'll call and ask if they've gone down yet," Shiraishi said, taking out her phone to call Ran.

After the call connected, he asked, "Xiaolan, have you gone downstairs?"

Xiaolan's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Yes, we're downstairs now."

"That's good." Shiraishi E was relieved: "Stay away from here, in case this building is really bombed, you might get caught in the blast."

"Don't worry about me... I have a way to leave safely!"

Ran, of course, believed in Shiraishi E. If she could survive so many crises, she would definitely be able to do it this time too!

She hurriedly asked, "Hui, Mom and Dad haven't come down yet!"

"Don't worry, I'll bring them down," Shiraishi E assured her before hanging up the phone.

He looked at Yusaku Kudo and said, "Mr. Yusaku, I have to go find Detective Mouri and Attorney Kisaki."

"Hmm... You go ahead. I'll handle things here," Yusaku said, watching the other person leave.

He looked at the FBI agents scattered on the ground, sighed, glanced around, then lifted the water bottle from the water dispenser and began pouring it over them.

(End of this chapter)