Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty.

Chapter 700 A Love Scheme of Love and Pity, Right?

The golden rays of the setting sun spilled onto the vermilion gate, casting a glamorous halo.

In this desolate wilderness, there stands a grand mansion with carved beams and painted rafters, surrounded by pine and bamboo, exuding an air of wealth and luxury.

"Master! Heaven has opened its eyes!" Pigsy's drool was practically soaking his ears, and he could barely hold his rake. "Look at this storefront! The vegetarian meal inside must smell amazing! We're in for a treat tonight!"

Tang Sanzang's stomach rumbled at just the right moment. He had been eating bland food these past few days while traveling, and Fang Yu's specially made hawthorn juice had been very effective. Tang Sanzang patted his noticeably round belly with a reserved air. "Bajie, stop making a fuss and go ask him."

The door opened slightly, and a woman dressed in brocade, still charming, stood smiling against the door.

After Tang Sanzang briefly explained the origins of the freaks and his own mission, the woman said, "Elders, you have come from afar and have had a long journey. My humble abode has prepared a simple meal of wine and vegetarian food. Please come in."

Ok?
So easy to get along with?
Sun Wukong sized up the woman's appearance, blinking repeatedly.

Strangely enough, Fang Yu, standing to the side, was also looking at the noblewoman with the same gaze.

The woman urged, "Elders, please come in quickly, don't just stand there!"

Pigsy hurriedly stepped forward, "Quick, quick, everyone come in!"

The hall was spacious and airy, filled with the gentle fragrance of sandalwood incense.

The large round table made of rosewood is overflowing with goods!
Where is the "simple meal"? It's clearly a "feast"!
The crystal-clear vegetarian goose glistened enticingly, the jade tofu was carved into the shape of lotus roots, and the golden Buddha's Hand pastries were arranged like a small mountain. Tang Sanzang's eyes were instantly glued to the table, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down, and even his clasped hands in a bow were half-hearted: "Benefactor, you are too kind, too kind."

The woman chuckled, a hook in her eyes and brows: "My husband died young, leaving no one to manage our vast estate. My three daughters are good-for-nothings, spending their days just putting on makeup."

She changed the subject, her fiery gaze sweeping over the crowd, "The elders are all so vigorous and spirited, why not stay and become sons-in-law? The daughters have generous dowries, it's much better than enduring wind and rain on the journey to the West!"

Tang Sanzang was holding a piece of Buddha's Hand Pastry to his mouth when he heard this, his whole body trembled, and the pastry fell back onto the plate with a "plop," getting his hands covered in oil.

He jumped like a rabbit with its tail on fire: "No! No! My devotion to Buddhism is as firm as a rock! Does this benefactor have any more pastries?"

Pigsy was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, his eyes darting around behind the screen: "Master! You, venerable one, are preoccupied with the ancient Buddha and the dim lamp, you must also consider the lifelong happiness of your disciples!"

Tang Sanzang was greedy for food, and Zhu Bajie was greedy for both lust and food.

Sun Wukong needs no introduction.

This guy, who directly stole peaches from the Seven Fairies, isn't exactly unmoved; if you gave him a sexy female monkey, he might suffer the consequences.

I have absolutely no interest in dressing up as a human.

Then there's Sha Wujing from the Flowing Sand River.

This guy was a stubborn fool, only concerned with getting out of his sins as soon as possible and avoiding the torment of being pierced by ten thousand arrows, along with his nine strings made from the heads of Tang Sanzang in his previous life.

The skewers were polished to a shine, much more appealing than a beautiful woman.

Only one person seemed off.

He should be the kind of person who would go weak in the knees and stare blankly at the sight of a beautiful woman, but at this moment he is like an old monk in deep meditation.

Fang Yu lazily leaned back in the armchair, slurping down a bowl of thick, unidentified soup, ignoring the delicious dishes on the table and turning a deaf ear to the woman's words.

The woman was somewhat surprised, but her smile deepened, and she winked at someone behind the screen.

The tinkling of jade pendants and the fragrant breeze were delightful.

Three graceful young women entered the hall like willows swaying in the spring breeze, each more captivating than the last.

Zhenzhen, dressed in a bright red gauze dress, her eyes sparkling like spring water, gently waving a silk fan, exudes natural charm.

Ai Ai, her delicate figure wrapped in a pink jacket, parted her red lips slightly and said sweetly, "Elder, are you well?" which melted half of one's bones.

Lianlian, dressed in a light green palace gown, was shy and timid, her eyes darting around yet seemingly hooked, stirring the imagination. Tang Seng glanced at her quickly, and seeing that the three women's slender hands were empty, he immediately looked away in disappointment, burying his head in a plate of exquisitely crafted lotus root starch and osmanthus cakes, his mouth glistening with dew.

Pigsy?

His saliva had already formed a stream at his feet, and his eyes seemed to want to stick to the girl.

Sha Wujing continued to play with his prayer beads.

Sun Wukong, looking like he understood everything, stood aside, ready to watch the show.

"Mother-in-law! Your three daughters are all so beautiful!"

When Bajie immediately changed his tune, all four women laughed.

"You look honest, but you have a sharp tongue!"

Unfortunately, the three fairy maidens had an exceptionally clear goal.

Fang Yu!

Zhenzhen gracefully walked to Fang Yu's side, her fragrant shoulders slightly tilted, almost leaning on his arm: "You must be tired from your long journey. Shall I loosen your muscles and bones for you?" Her slender fingers were about to press on Fang Yu's arm.

Fang Yu didn't even lift his eyelids, continuing to slurp his soup, and mumbled, "Not tired, thank you."

Ai Ai covered her mouth and chuckled, swaying her slender waist as she circled around to Fang Yu's other side. She picked up a honey pear and held it to Fang Yu's lips, her breath sweet as orchids: "Try this Western Region honey pear, it's very sweet."

Fang Yu slightly turned his head away, pointing to the soup bowl in front of him: "This is delicious." His tone was as calm as if he were talking about the weather.

Lianlian was even bolder. While serving the dishes, she "inadvertently" brushed her tender white hand against Fang Yu's hand, feeling its soft touch.

Fang Yu flicked his wrist, and the soup spoon slammed heavily against the rim of the bowl, making a crisp sound.

He frowned slightly, showing no hint of romance, but rather a subtle disdain.

Several people were stunned.

Why is this guy different from what was said in the "intelligence"?
This is nothing like the legendary lecherous man who had women on both sides at the brothel!

The three celestial maidens were actually Guanyin, Samantabhadra, and Manjushri in disguise. The three bodhisattvas exchanged surprised and uncertain glances, quite puzzled.

After a few rounds of food, Fang Yu burped, stood up, and bowed, saying, "Excuse me, I need to find a place to relieve myself."

A glint flashed in the eyes of Zhenzhen, the illusion of Guanyin, and she said in a sweet voice, "This servant will lead the elder to the clean room." Then she quickly followed.

The quiet corridor was punctuated only by the sound of two footsteps.

As she approached the outhouse, Guanyin gritted her teeth and decided to try one last time!
Her body went limp, and she cried out in surprise, as if she was about to fall into Fang Yu's arms. Her small hand boldly touched Fang Yu's waist, while she activated a trace of bewitching magic.

Fang Yu's reaction was ridiculously fast!

Without him making any move, he had already slid half a step away.

He turned around abruptly and slapped away that restless jade hand with such force that the back of Guanyin's hand instantly turned red.

Fang Yu's eyes were no longer as calm as they had been at the banquet; they were now sharp as knives, and his expression of disgust was undisguised. He stared at the fake Guanyin and coldly uttered four words!

The pronunciation was clear and perfect.
"Crawl away!"

"Ugly thing!"

啥.
What did he say?
Guanyin froze on the spot, her beautiful face instantly bursting with a kaleidoscope of emotions: shock, embarrassment, and disbelief!
Since she attained the Bodhisattva state—no, since she gained consciousness!—has she ever been subjected to such rebuke?!
Or was it for such a despicable purpose?! A nameless rage instantly surged to the top of my head!

Test? Seduction? All those thoughts were thrown to the winds at that moment! She wished she could manifest her golden form right then and there and slap her across the face!
(End of this chapter)