Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty.

Chapter 701 3 Hidden One Forgets His Roots and Loves to Eat, 4 Saint Gets Slapped in the Face Chapte

Chapter 701 Sanzang Forgets His Roots and Loves to Eat; The Four Sages Suffer a Setback and Return to the Western Paradise

Looking at the face of the "Zhenzhen" girl in front of him, with her colorful, incredulous, and shameful expression, Fang Yu felt a mischievous impulse rising within him like dough with yeast!

Fang Yu felt completely at ease watching this feeling of being disliked to one's face but unable to retaliate!

He suddenly grinned, revealing a smile that was somewhere between mocking and provocative, before Guanyin could react.
Or rather, just before the raging fire in her heart was about to break through the critical point of her mortal body's disguise—Fang Yu made a move!
His movements were faster than the naked eye could see!

With a swift movement, creating a gentle breeze, he had already stealthily approached Guanyin's side like a ghost.

In the instant before she could even make any defensive move, his hand, with its distinct knuckles, moved with lightning speed, "Slap!"

A crisp, loud slap, even with a slight echo of elasticity, suddenly exploded in the silent corridor!

Fang Yu suddenly moved with lightning speed onto that curvaceous, shapely bottom wrapped in a brocade skirt!
A solid, merciless slap!

The force was so great that the soft flesh beneath the fabric clearly showed a momentary indentation.

The feel is so-so.

An inopportune thought crossed Fang Yu's mind.

"Ouch!" A sharp, almost inhuman scream rang out at the same time!

Zhenzhen froze instantly! An indescribable, unprecedented sense of terror, mixed with extreme humiliation and rage, surged from her tailbone straight to the top of her head!
Her eyes, which had just held a hint of allure, were now practically bulging out of their sockets!

Deep within the pupils, the soft lines that originally belonged to humans shattered like broken glass, and a brilliant golden light, so intense that it could almost pierce through the mortal world and contained supreme majesty and rage, burst forth like volcanic lava that had been suppressed for ten thousand years!

Within three inches of her, the air suddenly distorted!
Invisible ripples spread through the space. From the edge of her beautiful black hair bun, a faint, holy yet destructive light flickered, as if a wrathful Vajra was about to tear open this mortal shell and descend upon the world, using its world-destroying rage to burn this audacious person and this filthy place to ashes!
They were about to break through the scam and expose their true identity!

at this time
A warm yet extremely powerful hand, as if it had been waiting for a long time, suddenly and firmly grasped Zhenzhen's wrist, which was already slightly raised due to her rage and about to form the Supreme Dharma Seal!

The force was just right, as steady as a mountain.

She is "Mother," a woman transformed from the Old Mother of Lishan.

She had quietly appeared not far behind the two of them at some point, her dignified smile completely gone, replaced by a look of solemnity and anxiety.

"Stay calm, girl!" Old Mother Li's voice was extremely low, yet it carried an undeniable authority and urgency. "Don't lose your composure! It's not worth losing your temper over such a trivial matter! Don't forget your father's instructions; don't ruin our family's foundation!"

Her voice was like ice water poured over a head, especially the words "entrustment" and "foundation" that she emphasized, which were like two heavy hammers that slammed into Guanyin's almost burning sea of ​​consciousness.

The divine power within Guanyin's body surged and struggled violently, like a torrent whose dam had been forcibly closed!
Three long, suffocating breaths later, the terrifying golden light in those eyes was forced back into the depths with great difficulty, inch by inch, and shrouded once again in a mist belonging to "Zhenzhen," a mist mixed with grievances and overwhelming hatred.

Even so, the chilling, bone-deep killing intent emanating from her, like ancient ice, still caused the temperature in the corridor to drop several degrees.

She slowly turned her head and stared intently at Fang Yu. Her eyes were no longer filled with any coquettishness, but only with deep-seated hatred and a cold, piercing contempt that only a superior deity would have when looking at an ant's presumption.

Those eyes were like two bottomless, icy pools, ready to freeze and shatter Fang Yu's soul!
Outside the courtyard, seeing that letting Guanyin stay any longer would cause Fang Yu to explode, Old Mother Lishan quickly turned around, flicked her sleeve, and shouted at Bajie, who had come out to watch the show with green eyes, "Enough! It seems my three maids are unlucky!"

After saying that, she tried to slip away.

"No! No!"

Pigsy hurriedly stopped the Old Mother of Lishan from persuading him, saying, "My master, my fellow disciples and I don't want to stay, but I, Marshal Tianpeng, have had enough of fighting and killing."

Upon hearing this, Old Mother Lishan's eyes darted around, and she immediately changed the subject, "However, this Elder Pig is quite sincere. In that case, let's have a 'divine marriage'. Whichever daughter you touch will be the one you're destined to be with!"

Pigsy was overjoyed and immediately nodded.

At this moment, Fang Yu's soft voice came.
"Very bouncy, very smooth, and probably very loud too."

"you!"

The Guanyin disguised as "Zhenzhen" was really furious!

Even Buddha couldn't tolerate such repeated humiliation!
"Cough cough!"

Lishan Old Mother coughed lightly, and Ai'ai and Lianlian ran over, each grabbing one of Zhenzhen's arms and helping her back to her room.

Pigsy was completely oblivious to the subtle shift in the atmosphere. He followed the four women into the back garden and was immediately captivated by the glimpses of beautiful figures behind the screen and the fragrant breeze.
Needless to say, Zhenzhen has finally found someone to vent her frustrations about the humiliation she just suffered.

As a result, Pigsy was naturally tied up like a freshly baked Dragon Boat Festival rice dumpling, and was thrown around in a daze, screaming in agony.

The seven-colored fairy ribbon flew out from Guanyin's hand, wrapped around Pigsy's fat hand that was about to step forward, and pulled him sharply!
"Ouch! My wife, be gentle!" Pigsy staggered as he was pulled, his wrist aching.

He rushed to the left wing's boudoir behind the beaded curtain, only to find the scent of rouge lingering behind it. He then rushed to the right wing's kitchen door, where the stove inside was cold.

Just as I was getting anxious, the bluestone slab under my feet flipped over with a "crack"!

"Boom!"

Pigsy fell into the deep pit like a flour sack, and vines grew wildly at the bottom of the pit.

"Brother Monkey, help me! I, Old Pig—" The pig's squeal abruptly stopped.

Two thick vines had wrapped around his ankles, lifting him upside down from the pit. Several other vines, like whips, lashed his round buttocks, instantly tearing his monk's robe with red welts. Zhenzhen giggled, "Since my lord desires both, I will grant your wish!"

Three female phantoms swirled and danced in the air, their crimson veils brushing against the pig's face.

Bajie was dizzy and opened his mouth, only to have a fluffy peach stuffed into it.

"Hmm?!" Pigsy's eyes widened - the peach flesh melted in his mouth, but the sweet juice burned him like a hot thread down his throat, making him red from his ears to his navel!

"Hot! So hot!" The fat body twisted in mid-air like a maggot, but the vines only tightened their grip.

Ai Ai covered her lips and chuckled lightly: "Is that all you've got?" With a flick of her hand, the vines "whooshed" and tied Pigsy to the old locust tree in a spread-eagle position, his clothes and belt all loose, his round belly glistening in the moonlight.

A green vine hangs from the tree branch, with a juicy peach hanging right in front of the pig's snout.

"If you can eat this peach, my love, then we'll make love to you."

"Ah, Fang~"

Upon hearing this, Pigsy became anxious!

It was making little noises, and its eyes lit up!
It stretched out its pig tongue to reach for it, and the vine "whooshed" up half a foot. It stretched out again, and rose again.

This happened three times in a row, until he was so anxious that his monk's robe was soaked with sweat, like a drowned pig.

Lianlian's voice, as sweet as a nightingale's, cried out, "Eat! You need to eat your fill to have energy!"

"Ah! Hurry, hurry, I, Old Pig, can't hold on any longer!"

This impatient look of his is no different from that of Wa, the junior student who screamed "Mommy, Mommy" when he heard his teammate was a woman.

But suddenly the seven-colored fairy ribbon tightened, binding Pigsy tightly in a "太" shape.

Zhenzhen's voice turned cold: "Those who are blinded by lust deserve to be taught a lesson!"

Countless peach petals rolled into a pink mist, condensing into fine needles that pierced three inches below its navel!

"Ouch—!" The sound of a pig being slaughtered echoed through the sky!
It hurts.

They've already said their piece.

Even if Ace is in love with her, it's time for her to get to the main event.

Unfortunately, the four who came were all bodhisattvas; it was impossible for them to actually get things done.

After they finished playing with the pig, the bodhisattvas turned and left.

Fang Yu strolled to the tree and poked Pigsy's sweaty nose: "Second Brother, your boudoir and soft pillow have turned into an old tree. I'm just asking you, aren't these vines tight? Is the Demon Orb still alive?"

Pigsy, barely able to speak, cried out, "Quickly, put me down! That thing's all purple!"

Above the clouds, the four Bodhisattvas revealed their true forms.

The old woman of Lishan shook her head: "The holy monk has a firm Zen mind and is not lustful, but why does he love to eat so much?"

Manjushri Bodhisattva: "The pilgrim Sha Wujing has a very firm faith, but it's this Pigsy who..." Her tone was full of helplessness.

Puxian looked at Guanyin and saw that Guanyin's jade face was filled with evil, her fists were clenched, and her eyes were fixed on the courtyard below, as if Fang Yu was surrounded by endless karmic fire!

"Hmph! Fang Yu has passed the test!" Guanyin said through gritted teeth.

The four of them vanished in a flash of Buddhist light, leaving only Pigsy's ghostly wails echoing through the night sky.

Wukong hopped over with a laugh and poked the bewildered Bajie: "Lust is a double-edged sword, you idiot!" He then turned and strolled to the corridor, where he saw Fang Yu leaning against a pillar with his eyes closed, breathing evenly, as if nothing had happened.

Sun Wukong jumped to his side and poked Fang Yu with his monkey paw: "Hey! What are you pretending for! Those three pretty young ladies just now, their eyes, their figures, tsk tsk!"

It mimicked Zhenzhen's waist-twisting movements, saying, "Even I, Old Sun, feel my legs go weak just watching you! But you're like a clay statue in a temple! And your soup smells even better than theirs?"

Fang Yu didn't even open his eyes, but a wicked smile crookedly appeared on his lips as he lazily said, "Brother Monkey, you only stole peaches from the Seven Fairies, and you're still talking about this?"

"Don't tease me."

"Do you think my nose is faulty? I could smell the ancient sandalwood mixed with curry powder that's seeped into their bones from three miles away! The incense smell is so strong it could repel mosquitoes! Monsters within a hundred miles would fly to heaven if they smelled it, and you think you can seduce me? Dream on!"

Sun Wukong was stunned at first, then beat his chest and stamped his feet, laughing so hard that he dropped his golden cudgel and bounced around in the yard!

"Hahaha, junior brother! Hahaha! You knew all along, yet you still let those bodhisattvas flaunt themselves in front of you, especially Guanyin, hahaha! Now she's really embarrassed herself. Aren't you afraid of retaliation?"

Fang Yu didn't have time to answer. Seeing Tang Seng stealing food, he angrily slapped the snacks Tang Seng had taken away.

Seeing Tang Sanzang about to pick it up and give him a protective look, Fang Yu said, "Why eat this pre-made food? I'll make you some freshly steamed 'menzi' later!"

(End of this chapter)

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