After returning from my cultivation journey, I built a farm through fortune telling.

Chapter 31 His lifelong reputation!
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As the sun set and the fiery clouds on the horizon slowly faded, Bai Chen smiled at a patch of wild vegetables in the hazy sky, looking quite lewd. Bai Wei found him extremely lewd.

"Could you please stop laughing so lewdly?"

Bai Chen didn't care at all, nor did he refute it. He was just waiting to see how wide Bai Wei's eyes would widen after she found out her older sister's identity!
Bai Wei found Bai Chen very strange today. Is it normal that ETC isn't arguing anymore?

This patch had the most bracken, so the two of them only picked bracken, snapping it up one by one—

Because it was getting late, the two stopped picking about ten kilograms of fruit and drove home in a hurry!
While Bai Chen was picking wild vegetables, he called Qin Xiu several times, repeatedly reminding her to wait for him to return before cooking!

The house was cold and empty. After finishing their chores, Bai Jiang and Qin Xiu had nothing to do, so they went to take a shower.

Bai Wei still has no idea what Bai Chen is up to. She only saw him frantically cleaning all ten-odd pounds of bracken, and even Lao Gan couldn't bear to throw it away...

After washing and chopping, I told Bai Wei to hurry up and stir-fry it.

"Get the oil in the wok! We're waiting to eat!"

Bai Wei: "...What's gotten into you? Why are you cooking so much? Can you even flip this pan?"

The stove at home is an earthen stove, and the iron pot is a large iron pot. In the past, there was only enough food to fill the bottom of the pot when cooking, but now it's half full!

"saute!"

"Even if bracken fern is delicious, you can't just eat bracken fern! How about I stir-fry it with some meat?"

Bai Chen insisted, so what could Bai Wei do? But her cooking skills were limited, and she couldn't quite get the right flavor from stir-frying.

"Whatever you like!" Just cook it until it's done!
So Bai Wei casually stir-fried a large bowl of bracken with meat.

"What's gotten into you, kid? You just cooked a dish that cost over two hundred yuan without thinking!"

Qin Xiu felt a pang of heartache looking at such a large bowl of vegetables.

"Mom, talk less and eat more vegetables!"

As Bai Chen spoke, he picked up a piece of bracken with his chopsticks. The moment he put it in his mouth, he found it crisp and refreshing, with a hint of meaty flavor. It was so delicious that he wanted to swallow his tongue!
Qin Xiu was also speechless because of the delicious bracken.

For a moment, the only sounds at the dinner table were chewing food and making "mmm" sounds.

However, they never imagined that the more happy they were enjoying their meal, the more miserable they would be a few hours later!
Everyone ate until their bellies were round and full, leaving only a lonely pile of meat in the large, round, and deep basin; not a single bracken was left.

It truly lives up to its reputation as a spiritual plant!

Bai Chen thought to himself!

These good things should be kept at home first!

However, he never expected that his decision would cause endless trouble for the two toilets in his house.

"Is it done yet?!"

Bai Chen, with his legs clamped together and gripping the door, urged Bai Wei, who had just gone inside, with a pained expression!

"Not ready!"

Bai Wei was so exhausted from the diarrhea that she didn't even have the strength to be angry. She could only say irritably, "It's not going to get better! Figure it out yourself!"

Bai Chen was so angry he was scratching the wall, but then the urge to relieve himself suddenly came, and he unexpectedly farted—

Ah ah ah ah ah! !

Bai Chen clutched his buttocks and ran downstairs, around the wall, and to the tree by the gate, where he met his father, who was squatting with his back to the tree.

Dad was clutching a roll of tissues, with two wads of paper stuffed in his nose. When he saw Bai Chen approaching like a gust of wind, he fanned his nose and said, "Why do you smell so bad? Did you poop in your pants?" Bai Chen: "Ooh!"

His lifelong reputation is amazing!
The family of four traveled from pitch black to the first light of dawn.

The excrement was black, like tar, and incredibly sticky. The same was true for the skin, as if all the dirt in the pores had been expelled.

The entire building was filled with an indescribable stench.

After the "battle" ended, Qin Xiu sat on a stool, took a shower, and leaned weakly against the sofa, asking Bai Chen and Bai Wei, "Did you mix any poisonous plants into the wild vegetables you picked?!"

The whole family almost died; aside from food poisoning, she really couldn't think of anything else.

My God, she was so weak from being pulled!
I'm better now; I can sit still.

At first, I really wished I could live in the toilet.

The toilets at Bailu's house are squat toilets, both of them are. Bai Wei was so weak from defecating that she almost couldn't squat down.

Bai Chen never expected that a simple meal would turn out like this. He just wanted everyone to have a good meal, but who knew it would lead to this situation? He was so exhausted on the sofa that he almost couldn't get up.

It shouldn’t be!

These wild vegetables are clearly spiritual plants!

How could it possibly cause diarrhea!
Hey, hey, hey!
No, no!

Bai Chen had a flash of inspiration and remembered the "cleansing of the marrow and bones" in the novel!
To expel impurities from the body, you'll inevitably get diarrhea!
Right!!

They only ate wild vegetables for two meals, and both meals were small, so the effect of cleansing their bones and marrow was not significant. Today, the portion was large, and everyone ate a lot, so the effect became apparent!

He sat up abruptly in his sickbed and ran to the toilet to look in the mirror—

"Fuck!"

Is this still Bai Chen?!
What about the pimple that just appeared last night?
Where are the blackheads on his nose?

The pores on his cheeks!

He ran out to look at Bai Wei again. His second sister was already beautiful, but now she was even more beautiful. Her skin was like a peeled egg. He thought of Bai Lu, whose skin had always been very good.

The most prominent examples are Qin Xiu and Bai Jiang.

Because of frequent surgeries and the loss of her uterus, Qin Xiu suffered from severe endocrine disorders. She became thin and frail, with many more wrinkles on her face and a lot more gray hair.

Even if we don't say that all of these things are gone now, judging from their mental state, they look at least five years younger!

Her droopy eyes have become a little fuller!
Bai Jiang also looks much younger. Because he used to do manual labor and was exposed to the wind and sun, his hands and face were quite rough, but now they look much smoother!
But Bai Chen didn't intend to expose it. He would wait for Bai Lu to come back before discussing it. He just didn't know if his sister's ghost-catching was going well. She used to be so afraid of ghosts, could she really catch them?
The egret, who was afraid of ghosts, is now with a ghost. In her hand, she holds a small wooden figure made of locust wood, with clear and lifelike features, which looks exactly like Liu Meiqing.

There are many types of black magic, and the methods of casting curses also vary. Some curses are cast directly on the person, while others are cast on a puppet.

Liu Meiqing is clearly the latter.

The method of creating a puppet that shares the same fate as its owner is not simple; it requires the owner's own blood essence. However, this was not a difficult task for Huang Sen.

This wooden figure is, to some extent, Liu Meiqing. Casting a curse on it is equivalent to casting it directly on Liu Meiqing. Although this method is slightly less effective than the normal method, it has one advantage: if this small wooden figure is not found, the curse on Liu Meiqing will not be so easy to break.

As for why Huang Sen would keep a wooden puppet in his home, he probably thought the most dangerous place was the safest.

(End of this chapter)