How can you ascend to heaven when you are a star?
Chapter 138: Forcing me to have both money and beauty?
Chapter 138: Forcing me to have both money and beauty?
In the living room.
Gao Shengqiang was playing chess with Chen Xu, while Guo Jinhai was watching.
After just a few minutes, Guo Jinhai couldn't help it anymore. He got up and tiptoed to the outside of the guest room, putting his ear to the door and listening quietly to the movement inside.
"Trigonometric functions are one of the basic elementary functions. They are functions with angle as the independent variable and the coordinates or ratio of the intersection of the terminal side of any angle with the unit circle as the dependent variable..."
"???"
Guo Jinhai looked confused.
Although the voice was very low and not very clear, he could still hear a few frequently appearing words, such as "function", "independent variable", "angle", etc., which made his head confused.
In fact, he also consulted a relevant doctor yesterday, but the answer given by the doctor was that in addition to medication, listening to music and stories can also help with hypnosis.
But what did he hear?
math?
Is Xiao Zhang teaching math to Lao Zhou?
What kind of hypnosis method is this?
Is this young man an art exam teacher or a math teacher?
Is there some connection between hypnosis and mathematics?
Scientific matters are indeed mysterious.
"Uncle Guo, what are you doing?" Gao Yue walked over and asked in a low voice.
"No, nothing, just listening." Guo Jinhai stood up quickly like a thief caught on the spot, and then returned to Lao Chen.
Gao Yue glanced at Uncle Guo, who looked guilty, then walked outside the guest room, took out a disposable paper cup from behind, pressed the cup against the door, and put his ear to the bottom of the cup...
Guo Jinhai, who had just left, was stunned and thought: Damn, there are tools?
Gao Yue didn't hear anything when she eavesdropped last time, so this time she specially prepared tools just to find out the content of the hypnosis.
Of course, it wasn't for the purpose of stealing his skills, it was just out of pure curiosity. I was curious about why the hypnosis that man created was so powerful.
“Odds change but evens don’t; the sign depends on the quadrant.”
"Positive plus positive, positive is in front, remainder plus remainder, remainder side by side, positive minus positive, remainder is in front, remainder minus remainder, negative sine."
"???"
Gao Yue blinked. It sounded so familiar.
Hey, isn’t this the mnemonic for the induction formula and the sum-difference-product formula?
By the way, my father seemed to have said that Teacher Zhang created a mathematical hypnosis method.
Is this it?
She raised her hand and looked at the time. Just 15 minutes had passed. She decided to continue listening. She didn't want to listen to math for three hours.
The minute hand moved slowly on the dial, but it took a long time to complete a circle.
Gao Yue looked at the time again. Half an hour had passed. She had never felt that time was so long.
In fact, this is nothing. The key is that I didn’t hear what I wanted to hear, and one of my legs was numb, and my arm was sore and painful.
After persisting for a few more minutes, she finally couldn't bear it anymore. She gently took the paper cup, held on to the wall, and limped back to the living room to sit down.
I spent 40 minutes reviewing high school math. I felt so depressed.
She suspected that the man did it on purpose, deliberately letting the math lecture run for such a long time to prevent anyone from eavesdropping.
Quite cautious.
But the more this happened, the more curious she became.
'I'll know sooner or later.'
Two hours later, Zhang Wen woke Mr. Zhou. If it had been Mr. Gao, he wouldn't have woken him, but Mr. Zhou was the guinea pig after all. He had to demonstrate the results of his hypnosis to Mr. Chen and Mr. Guo, otherwise how could he dispel their doubts?
"Xiao Zhang, what time is it now?" Zhou Zhennan sat up from the bed, still a little confused.
"Half past eleven." Zhang Wen said.
"What?" Zhou Zhennan was completely awake this time.
He remembered that it was just past eight o'clock when he entered the room. In the blink of an eye, more than three hours had passed, and he didn't feel anything at all.
Moreover, he didn't even have a dream.
Wait a minute!
It’s not that I don’t feel anything at all. It’s like my head isn’t as dizzy anymore, and even the feeling of sleepiness and fatigue has disappeared.
"Uncle Zhou, how do you feel?" Although Zhang Wen asked this, he already knew the answer when he saw the other party's dazed look.
However, he wanted the other party to say it himself.
Zhou Zhennan got out of bed and felt a lot lighter. This hypnosis is too powerful, right? It works better than taking medicine.
He turned to look at the young man next to him and grabbed his hand. "Xiao Zhang, my little daughter just came back from abroad. She is very beautiful and has a very good personality. Since you and Xiao Yue are ordinary colleagues, would you like to meet my little daughter everywhere?"
"?"
Zhang Wen was stunned.
He just wanted to make money, why did he want him to have both money and beauty? He was not that kind of person, at least not on the surface.
Zhou Zhennan is indeed very serious.
At his age, he attaches great importance to physical health. If he has such a son-in-law, he will have no problem living another 20 years, and living a high-quality life.
"Uncle Zhou, thank you for your kindness, but I'm still young and want to develop my career first. I don't want to date for the time being." Zhang Wen said tactfully.
Subtext: Women only affect the speed at which I make money.
How could Zhou Zhennan give up so easily? Especially when he thought about Lao Gao's current mental state, he felt that he couldn't let this son-in-law go easily.
"Xiao Zhang, youth is not an excuse. As someone who's been through this, I can tell you clearly that you must date while you're young. Otherwise, when you reach my age, you'll know what it means to have the will but not the ability. Do you understand?"
"..."
Zhang Wen was completely speechless.
Is this something an old artist should say?
"Uncle, I've remembered it. I'll think about it carefully." Zhang Wen said perfunctorily and seriously. He just wanted to get his money now.
"Well, I'll wait for your news." Zhou Zhennan nodded with satisfaction.
click!
Zhang Wen pushed the door open.
In an instant, several people in the living room turned their heads to look over.
Mr. Chen and Mr. Guo cast inquiring glances at Lao Zhou. As soon as he shook his head, they would find an excuse to leave, and even Lao Gao's attempt to keep them was useless.
Before Zhou Zhennan walked out, the voice had already reached everyone's ears.
"Haha, Lao Gao, Lao Gao, I finally understand how you feel now. Xiao Zhang's hypnosis is really effective. I feel like I'm at least five years younger mentally."
Gao Shengqiang said proudly, "What do you think, Old Zhou? Am I being nice enough?"
"That's very nice, very nice. After Xiao Zhang finishes treating me, I will invite you to my house for a drink and take out the Maotai tea that I have collected for more than 20 years." Zhou Zhennan said generously.
"Ha, you all heard it, Lao Zhou, don't regret it." Gao Shengqiang said with a smile: "It's noon, let's eat first. After dinner, Lao Chen and Lao Guo, you two can try Xiao Zhang's treatment. I guarantee you won't regret it."
Mr. Chen and Mr. Guo smiled, their faces full of anticipation.
……
(End of this chapter)
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