How can you ascend to heaven when you are a star?
Chapter 139 Scumbag?
Chapter 139 Scumbag?
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Zhang Wen walked out of the guest room, followed by Mr. Guo, who was full of surprise. He was still feeling incredible about the huge changes in his body. This feeling of being reborn and becoming a new person made him unable to stop, and he was deeply immersed in it.
The three old men in the living room smiled at each other, as if they had already expected Lao Guo to have such a reaction. After all, they were like this when they first received hypnosis treatment.
"Old Guo, how do you feel?" Gao Shengqiang asked with a smile.
He had asked Lao Zhou and Lao Chen before, and now it was Lao Guo's turn. This had become a regular topic of his interviews.
It was as if he was the one who performed the hypnosis.
Guo Jinhai's whole body trembled, and he finally came to his senses. He looked at Lao Gao and said, "You don't know until you experience it. It's really wonderful. I feel a dozen years younger. This time I'm really convinced."
When he said young teenagers he didn't mean physically, he meant mentally.
People say that old people are confused, but he feels that he is not confused at all now, and his mind is very clear.
No wonder Lao Gao was going crazy killing them when playing chess these days. His clever IQ has regained the upper hand. How could he not win?
"Haha!" Gao Shengqiang laughed out loud, "I still like the way you're stubborn."
Guo Jinhai rolled his eyes and said, "I admire Xiao Zhang, not you. What are you laughing at?" Then he looked at Zhang Wen beside him and said, "Xiao Zhang, you must have worked hard just now. Come and sit down."
Zhang Wen had just been waving his arms for more than four hours and really needed a rest, so he said something polite and then walked to the sofa and sat down.
Gao Yue calmly handed over a bottle of juice. She would do this every time she treated someone.
Gao Shengqiang was immediately displeased when he heard what Lao Guo said, "Why can't I laugh? Xiao Zhang is my family member."
"what?"
This time Zhou Zhennan was unhappy. He frowned and asked, "Lao Gao, please explain clearly. When did Xiao Zhang become a member of your family? Why, just because he's sitting in your house now?"
"That's right!" Chen Xu also said at this time: "You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want."
Gao Shengqiang turned around and pointed at his daughter, who was handing him the juice, and Zhang Wen, who was drinking it, and said with a smile, "Open your eyes. Don't say you can't see anything."
Subtext: Are you blind? Can't you see the relationship between Xiao Zhang and my daughter?
Zhou Zhennan looked at it for a while, nodded and said, "I see, isn't it just an ordinary colleague?"
"That's right, Lao Gao, you don't think that Xiaoyue standing next to Xiaozhang means they are in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, right? If so, then since I'm sitting next to Xiaozhang, can I call myself his father-in-law?" Guo Jinhai asked.
"Old Guo, what do you mean?" Gao Shengqiang frowned and stared fiercely.
"Old Guo, don't talk nonsense. I have decided to introduce my little daughter to Xiao Zhang, and he agreed to consider it. I am his future father-in-law. Don't try to make connections here." Zhou Zhennan said seriously.
"???"
As soon as these words came out, the room suddenly became quiet. Everyone looked in the same direction, their eyes filled with surprise and questioning, as if they wanted to know whether what Lao Zhou had just said was true.
Zhang Wen, who was drinking juice, paused. He didn't expect that his perfunctory words would be taken seriously by Mr. Zhou, and he didn't expect that the other party would say it in front of so many people.
This is how to do?
Everyone here is his financial backer, and he expects them to introduce clients to him in the future.
He tactically drank the entire bottle of juice, then looked at everyone and asked, "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm single, and someone introduced me to a girlfriend. I have no reason to refuse someone's kindness."
There are two key points in his words: first, I am single, so no matter what decision I make, it is not immoral; second, passive acceptance. I am a kind person and don’t know how to refuse others.
When the others heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief and the tense atmosphere eased.
"Old Zhou, Xiao Zhang only said she'd consider it, but she hasn't agreed to a relationship. Don't you think it's too early for you to try to establish a relationship with her?" Guo Jinhai said, turning sideways and looking at Zhang Wen. "Xiao Zhang, I have a granddaughter who's a junior this year and the campus belle of the University of Technology. Do you want to meet her?"
"Xiao Zhang, don't listen to his nonsense. I have seen Lao Guo's granddaughter. She is far inferior to my granddaughter. I still have her photo in my phone. Look!" Chen Xu found the photo in the phone album and showed it to Zhang Wen.
"Bah, that's because you have poor aesthetic taste. I also have photos. Let Xiao Zhang see whose granddaughter is prettier!" Guo Jinhai took out his mobile phone unconvinced and showed the photos.
There are pictures and truth.
Zhang Wen looked at the phone screen that was close to his nose, and leaned back involuntarily, an embarrassed expression on his face.
Damn, psychotherapy instantly turned into a blind date conference.
"Snapped!"
Suddenly a loud voice sounded in the living room, and the three old men immediately quieted down.
Everyone turned to look and saw Gao Shengqiang slamming the chess piece hard on the coffee table, his face full of impatience.
"Stop arguing!" Gao Shengqiang looked at his three old friends, pointed at his daughter and said, "Honestly, can your granddaughter be as pretty as my Xiaoyue?"
"..."
The other three old men were stunned. With their eyes blindfolded, they were sure that their granddaughters were prettier, but with their consciences, they were sure that Xiaoyue was prettier.
"Xiao Zhang." Gao Shengqiang turned to look at Zhang Wen again, "The three of them are just bragging about themselves. I believe you know what my Xiaoyue is like. Besides, when you are with my Xiaoyue, you can call us uncle, but when you are with their granddaughters, you have to call us grandpa from now on."
Zhang Wen was stunned when he heard this, and thought to himself that he was indeed a veteran artist, his perspective on analyzing problems was indeed different from that of ordinary people.
"I have a daughter too!" Chen Xu asked unconvincedly. Gao Shengqiang curled his lips, "Yeah, divorced and raising a child, what do you think of Xiao Zhang?"
"..." Chen Xu was completely speechless.
Zhou Zhennan was still unconvinced, "Lao Gao, although Xiaoyue is pretty, my granddaughter is not bad either. As the old saying goes: Everyone has their own preferences. Maybe Xiao Zhang doesn't like radishes but likes vegetables? Let's let Xiao Zhang choose for himself."
"Yes, fair play!"
The old men started arguing again.
Zhang Wen looked at the four old men, their faces flushed with anger, and worried that they might get sick from arguing, so he said loudly, "Uncle, stop arguing. Isn't it okay for me to take all of them?"
"????"
The living room suddenly became quiet.
The four old men looked over at the same time, their eyes filled with shock.
Zhang Wen felt embarrassed by being looked at, and whispered, "I want them all, and we're a family now."
"!!!"
The four old men were so upset, how could they still be a family like this?
"Xiao Zhang, do you think this is ancient times? You're still thinking about having three wives and four concubines?"
"Xiao Zhang, you are a bit greedy."
"You may not be a big person, but you are very brave. Even if we agree, do you dare to marry me? Aren't you afraid of bigamy?"
"Not only is he courageous, but he also has a big appetite!"
Zhang Wen listened patiently, and after the four old men finished speaking, he spoke again: "You uncles are right, I am indeed too greedy, so I don't plan to get married. If I don't get married, I won't be guilty of bigamy. This way, I can be with whoever I want. Uncles are all men, so you should understand me, right?"
The four old men were shocked by this theory. They didn't expect that this young man could be such a scumbag, and he was so blatant and self-righteous. He almost had the word "scumbag" tattooed on his face.
If you introduce your own child to this scumbag, wouldn't that be like stepping into a fire pit?
"Well, my granddaughter is still in college. Students should focus on their studies. Let's talk about dating later." Guo Jinhai said with a laugh.
"I also remembered that my granddaughter said that career should be the most important thing." Zhou Zhennan slapped his forehead with his hand.
"Oh, look at my memory. I remember that my granddaughter was engaged to someone else when she was a child." Chen Xu also looked like he suddenly remembered something.
Gao Shengqiang opened his mouth, thinking for a long time but couldn't come up with a suitable excuse. He couldn't just repeat it with his old friend, could he? That would seem too unoriginal.
He couldn't help but look at his little daughter and winked at her, meaning: Find a reason for yourself quickly.
Gao Yue didn't say anything after seeing this. She didn't know whether Zhang was greedy or not, but he was definitely not a scumbag, otherwise, wouldn't those trainees in the company have become his harem long ago?
But for such a long time, there has not been any scandal about the other party and the trainees in the company, which is enough to show that the other party is indeed a good person.
Zhang Wen, however, was not going to let these old men go. He smiled and said, "Uncles, it's okay. I can wait. If she's in school, I can wait until she graduates. If she's working, I can wait until she's successful. If she's engaged, I can wait until she breaks off the engagement. If she's divorced and has children, I can wait until she's out of the shadows. Anyway, I'm still young."
The faces of several old men changed instantly.
"It's getting late, I want to go home for dinner." Zhou Zhennan quickly stood up and fled, fearing that if he was a step slower, he would ruin his granddaughter's happiness.
"I should go home for dinner too."
"Wait, I'll go with you."
After the three old men went out of the door, they trotted for a while, as if there were wolves chasing them. Gao Yue couldn't help laughing when he saw it.
"Dad, I didn't expect Uncle Zhou and the others to have such good legs and feet."
"..."
Gao Shengqiang thought to himself: If this wasn’t my home, I would run faster than them.
"It seems that they are really hungry." Zhang Wen smiled and said after hearing this: "But it doesn't matter, they will come again tomorrow anyway, and then we can chat with the uncles."
Gao Shengqiang heard the young man's teasing words and suddenly asked, "Xiao Zhang, are you kidding Lao Zhou and the others?"
"Yeah." Zhang Wen nodded. "I don't plan to meet their granddaughter. If I don't say that, they will keep introducing her to me."
Gao Shengqiang heaved a sigh of relief, and finally a smile appeared on his face. He gave a thumbs up and said, "Xiao Zhang, you are really amazing. You scared Lao Zhou and the others with just a few words."
"But I am indeed a scumbag. I am telling you my truth."
"!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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