My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 56 The Sword in the Stone

We came to a big crater created by the aircraft, where there were various items dropped by the penguins.

"What a strange thing, yes, it works."

Peach Fox picked up the biological evolution gun out of curiosity, intending to use his abilities to see what it was used for, but he accidentally pulled the trigger.

The biological evolution gun shot out a red laser, hitting a small insect flying in the air in the distance.

The little bug suddenly expanded to dozens of times its original size, turning into a ferocious monster. It then swallowed a passing wild deer into its stomach and flew away with its wings spread.

Seeing this, Taohu was so scared that he quickly dropped the gun.

"Although there are quite a lot of things lost, it seems that except for a motorcycle, none of them are useful." Yaluo said as he looked at the strange items on the ground.

He didn't need Taohu to check the abilities of these things, as he could recognize some of them himself.

But their functions are so strange. They are useless other than creating a funny atmosphere. They are useless to me. Moreover, these things are too big to be put into the storage bag.

"Well, there's still some gas left on the motorcycle, so it should be able to go quite a distance." Yaluo checked the motorcycle.

"Peach Fox, come up."

He got on his motorcycle and said to Peach Fox who was still fiddling with the cuteness meter.

"Yaluo, can you use this?" Taohu jumped into the car and sat behind him.

"It should be fine. After all, I still have a motorcycle driver's license." Yaluo said confidently.

With a squeeze of the handle, the motorcycle roared and started moving in an instant. The sudden acceleration inertia scared Taohu behind him, and he quickly hugged Yalu in front of him.

The motorcycle sped along the forest path and drove up the hill.

Peach Fox opened his eyes slightly and saw the scenery rapidly passing by.

"What a powerful magic weapon! It's even faster than the dragon car!" she exclaimed.

I rode the motorcycle until the evening and stopped because I ran out of fuel.

Yaluo got out of the car and opened the pocket watch he had found.

The distance between the hour and minute hands on the pocket watch was shortened significantly.

On this lost-and-found pocket watch, the position of the hour hand represents the direction. The closer the minute hand is to the hour hand, the closer you are to the target point. There is also a second hand. If the second hand and the hour hand are in opposite positions, it means the target is above you. If they are in the same position, it means it is below you.

When I first came in, the hour hand was six digits away from the minute hand, but now it is only three digits.

"It will be here soon. We'll be there almost tomorrow. Let's take a rest today." He put away his pocket watch.

We set up the camp, lit a fire, and planned to rest there for the day.

Maybe it was because we were still in the forest, apart from encountering a penguin and picking up a motorcycle, we didn’t gain anything else today.

As night fell, Yaluo sat by the fire, drinking hot tea and looking at the pictures he had taken of Serena on his phone.

"Yalo, doesn't that magic weapon need some magic power?" Taohu asked, pointing at the motorcycle parked on the side.

"No need, that thing is useless now." Yaluo said.

"You should go to bed early. I'll keep watch tonight." He said to Taohu.

Peach Fox nodded, dragged the sleeping bag to Yaluo's side, crawled in, hugged his big tail and closed his eyes.

The fire crackled
Yaluo scrolled through the map on his phone. If he calculated the distance, their final destination should be...
"Wolfsburg?" He looked at the place name displayed on the map.

He stroked his chin in thought.

"Could it be that what we're looking for is that wolf's stuff? Indeed, he has quite a few inventions there. If we go there, we might be able to find some good stuff. I just don't know if he'll welcome us."

In the middle of the night, Yaluo got up and ran into the forest to relieve his bladder problem.

After fertilizing a big tree and just pulling up my pants, I suddenly heard a low call from behind me.

"young people"

Yalu was startled by this. He turned around and raised the glowing fluorite to shine over. He saw a sword behind him.

A sword stuck in a stone.

"Are you calling me?" Yaluo asked hesitantly. "Yes"

This sword actually made an old and deep sound.

"I have been waiting for you, young hero."

"Hero? Me?" Yaluo pointed at himself, somewhat unbelieving.

"That's right. As a holy sword with infinite power, I have been waiting here for hundreds of years just to meet you," said the Sword in the Stone.

"Are you the Holy Sword? But why are you in a place like this? Shouldn't you be in some extremely dangerous maze as a reward dropped by the final boss? Shouldn't there be a beam of holy light when you appear?" Yaluo asked doubtfully.

This is just an ordinary grove, and the holy sword is sandwiched between two large rocks. Although the sword does look beautiful, the scene at first sight is a bit too ordinary.

"No, those are just exaggerated legends. The real holy sword is just so ordinary, stuck in a stone on the side of the road, waiting for a true hero to pull it out and let it unleash its true power!" said the Sword in the Stone.

"Now, I have waited for it. In you, I see the virtues of courage, justice, kindness and purity."

"I am righteous, pure and kind?" Yaluo remembered that he had just urinated in public. As a brave man, wouldn't he lose points for such behavior?

"Don't doubt it, you are the chosen hero, and I exist to be your sharp blade, to cut through all obstacles for you and save this broken world!"

These words really excited Yaluo. Could it be that he was really so lucky to have picked up a legendary artifact?
He hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward, took a deep breath, and grasped the hilt of the sword.

"Yes, that's right. Hold me and let me see the power of the one I will serve!" The Sword in the Stone's voice became louder.

Yaluo exerted all his strength, gripped the hilt of the sword with both hands, and pulled it out with all his might. For a moment, veins appeared on his muscles.

"Come on! Harder! Make me submit to you!"

"Ahhhh!"

Yaluo growled, unleashing all his strength, his feet sinking three-quarters into the ground.

Finally, the sword in the stone loosened, and he pulled it out with a sudden movement. There was a clanging sound, and the cold light of the blade reflected in the moonlight.

At the same time, there was also a hum of extreme pleasure:

"Oh yeah~"

Yaluo pulled out the Sword in the Stone and took several steps back due to inertia, but when he heard the hum, he clearly felt something was wrong.

"Wait, the sound doesn't seem to come from this sword, but..."

He looked at the two stones.

"This stone came out."

The upper body of the stone in front of him emerged from the soil. It turned out to be a stone man, with its back to him. The two stones with the sword in the stone were his.
"Oh~ It feels so good, that's the feeling. Can you plug it back in and pull it out again? I've waited for so many years and finally someone takes the bait." The stone man turned his head and said.

Yaluo was stunned for a moment, looked at the silent sword in his hand, then looked at the stone butt in front of him, his pupils shaking violently.

"What the hell did you make me do!!!"

He roared, raised his sword and slashed at it.

The sword made a clanging sound when it hit the stone, and the stone man let out a comfortable groan.

"Oh~ so cool~"

Yaluo was so scared that he dropped his sword and took several steps back. This really made him sick. He really wanted to blow it into pieces with a Disha Star, but he was afraid that it would feel good.

The stone man picked up the sword, put it back in, then buried his body in the soil and continued to wait for his next victim.

"What a disgusting thing to encounter in the middle of the night."

He walked back to the camp through the woods.

Suddenly he was stunned. There was a car suddenly appearing at the edge of the camp. It was a modified messy truck. It was tattered but loaded with various luggage. There was also a rocket thruster at the back of the car, and various signal equipment such as radar antennas were installed on the roof.

There was a window on the truck's compartment, and an orange light was on inside.

A bearded man with a beer belly and an iron pot on his head leaned out from inside, saw Yaluo, and shouted to him:
"Waibi Babo?"

(End of this chapter)