My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 57 Enchanting Big Mushroom
"Dave?" Yaluo was stunned.

He was sloppily dressed, wearing a greasy white shirt, an iron pot on his head, a big beard, driving the time car named Penny, and shouting at him in Dave language that he couldn't understand.

As a skilled player who had completed various versions of Plants vs. Zombies since elementary school, he was very familiar with this image. Wasn't it his good neighbor, His Excellency Christoph David Bretzin III?
"Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babo?"

A glass container extends from the carriage, filled with a wide variety of goods.

Yaluo walked forward and looked at the things in the container.

From small rusty paper clips to large bazookas, there are also coat racks and half-used toothpaste, there is really everything scattered around.

By the way, is Dave considered a wandering merchant in this secret realm, the kind that randomly refreshes next to the character?
"Ala Guji, Luluhala?" Dave said to him. Although Yalu didn't understand what this meant, he probably welcomed him to buy whatever he wanted.

"Uh" Yaluo's eyes were picking through the containers. At this time, he looked up and noticed that the shelves behind Dave in the car were quite busy.

Two boomerang shooters were exchanging darts, the boxing vegetable was hitting a suspended sandbag, a large-mouthed flower was holding a zombie-shaped teething stick, a two-headed pea was reading a newspaper and playing ping-pong, and the lovely sunflower was swaying and singing, surrounded by pea shooters cheering her on with glow sticks.
If you look closely, there seems to be a photo of Dave and Dr. Zombie King on the refrigerator door of the car. Both of them are making a "V" sign with their hands, and they both look very happy.
Yaluo looked at the lively scene inside and was suddenly stunned.

"Wait, is that giant puff mushroom ogling me?"

The big purple-headed mushroom moved her flower pot and jumped onto the container. The sexy nozzle spit out a string of bubbles and winked at Yaluo, looking particularly charming and seductive.

"Hey, little darling, do you want to know what else comes out of my nozzle besides bubbles?"

Wow, she speaks in a sexy young woman's voice.

Yaluo opened his mouth, and then there was a noise from the plant shelf inside. It was a dwarf nut, shaking constantly in the flowerpot:
"Ohhhh, Miss Big Mushroom is seducing a strange man again, but why am I so excited as her boyfriend? Damn it, ohhhh, I'm going to die of pleasure."

His body trembled violently, and he collapsed into the flowerpot as if he had lost everything, gasping for breath with his tongue hanging out.

Yaluo: “.”

The plant world is a mess.
"Gurigushi? A Ladoda?" Dave asked him again in a questioning tone.

"Wait a minute." Yaluo just remembered and hurried back to the camp to wake up Taohu.

"Taohu, hurry up and come and help me."

"Woo what's wrong Yaluo?"

The sleepy peach fox sat up from the sleeping bag, holding its tail.

"There's a wandering merchant here. Come over and help me see what effects the items he sells have."

He pulled Peach Fox, who was still asleep, out of the sleeping bag and pushed him next to the truck.

"Oh my, there are so many things." Taohu said in surprise as he looked at the items in a container.

"How is it? Have you found anything good?" Yalu asked.

Taohu patted his cheeks, trying to sober himself up, and then looked at the things in the container carefully.

After a moment, she pointed at a bald angel puppet and said:

"This, put it on your hand, explain your current situation to it, and it will give you the most appropriate advice."

"Forget about this." Yaluo immediately remembered what this was. He didn't want to listen to a hand puppet nagging.

"This!" Taohu pointed at a strange stone mask. "Putting this mask on will grant you immense power."

"Forget it." Yaluo said. He had no interest in being a vampire.

"What about this? This hat." Taohu pointed to a red hat with the letter M printed on it and said.

"When you put on this hat, you'll have a strong jumping ability and can also identify all types of mushrooms."

"Isn't this from some plumber?" Yaluo thought.

There are so many things here that Taohu feels a little dizzy identifying so many items at once.

Yaluo suddenly remembered something and reached out to press Taohu's shoulder, using her [Pseudo-Cultivation] to replicate her current identification ability. Immediately, the information on the items on the shelves unfolded before his eyes, with lines of small characters appearing above the items.

[Dynamic Superman Mask: A favorite toy for five-year-old kindergarteners. It releases a powerful kinetic light wave when worn.]

[Bulibulizaemon's weapon: It looks like a samurai sword, but it's actually a candy made of malt. It has no offensive power and can be licked and eaten. Anyone who holds it will become a scoundrel.]

An ordinary cardboard box: A common concealment tool used by secret agents. Once inside, you're stationary and invisible to others. It's incredibly useful, and you can even DIY your own designs on it.

[Bibi Multi-Flavor Beans: You can taste any flavor here.]

[Dad's Dried Lizard: Chanting a spell with it will instantly purify the surrounding ghosts, but it seems to also have a matching pufferfish.]

[Ezio's Hidden Arrow: Fortunately, you don't need to cut off your fingers to use it.]

[Pokeball: Throw this and hit a creature to gain a certain chance of capturing it (do not use on humans)]

[Conan's Anesthesia Watch: A watch with unlimited anesthesia needles. Each needle has a dosage that can anesthetize a cow. However, if injected for a long time, drug resistance will also develop.]

[A former idol's green onion: Holding it seems to improve my singing?]

Yaluo's eyes moved over these items, and then he saw a pair of mesh stockings:
[Zhuangzhuang's mom's stockings: A common hoard of these by men in a certain neighborhood, and they're quite valuable.]

"Neuropathy"

He muttered something, but then he saw a good thing next to the stockings, it was a pocket watch:
[Broken Time Stop Watch: A pocket watch that can stop time, but only for ten seconds, with a cooldown of 24 hours. Honestly, ten seconds is enough for you, right? Right?]

"A divine weapon!"

It was only ten seconds, but a certain vampire could pause for nine seconds and almost rule the world. Wouldn't ten seconds be enough?

"How much does this cost?"

Yaluo pointed at the pocket watch and said.

He took out a bag of gold coins. He now had 200 gold coins, all of which were given to him by Lawrence before he came in.

From their previous experience, they all knew that they could use the kingdom's currency to trade with Dave, so they gave Yaluo enough gold coins for him to take with him.

"Uriwaiji," Dave extended his palm to him.

"5?" Yaluo took out five gold coins.

Dave shook his head.

"50?"

"Baby meat!"

"All right."

It is equivalent to a quarter of his current savings, but he doesn't want to miss out on such a magical opportunity.

He counted out fifty gold coins and handed them to Dave, who picked up the gold coins and threw them all into his cash box, then took out a pocket watch and handed it to him.

Yaluo continued to pick.

"Yalo, come and look at this." Taohu said at this time.

She pointed to a long magic card with a picture of a large white bird with its wings folded up.

The card's information appeared before my eyes:

[Flying Card: After use, wings will grow, granting thirty minutes of flight time. The cooldown time is eight hours. Because there is no bird head staff, you need to shout out a girlish spell when using it (just kidding)]

(End of this chapter)