The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 11 The enemy of modern mountain spirits and monsters - pressure cooker!

An Sheng was dragging a large bag of fat mountain rats down the hill. He felt something in his heart and looked back and thought to himself:
"The things in that supply warehouse could have taken the captain all the way to America in the past, but unfortunately they are not suitable for now."

"Times have changed. The sound of gunfire from outsiders will no longer be heard here."

An Sheng was naturally happy to have accidentally obtained a firearms and supplies warehouse. The room was filled with heavy machine guns, and they were antique water-cooled Maxim heavy machine guns.

However, times have changed.

A fire on the mountain, the Sheriff's Office fell in love with me.

The fire of gunpowder is also fire.

Although he couldn't fire the toy, Ansheng still got his favorite collectible toy.

There is no need for guns. In the peaceful times of Xia Kingdom, what foxes need is not guns, but a big fluffy tail and a butt with a small electric motor.

At 4:25 in the morning, Ansheng returned to Changxi Town and came to the door of Lao Chen's house.

"Old Chen, are you here? I brought you some local specialties, and I'd like to use your bathroom. Otherwise, I'll be stinking and it'll be hard to explain when I get home."

Ansheng placed the mountain rat in Chen's Fengshui courtyard, and whispered something to Old Chen's house stealthily. After barely saying hello, Ansheng skillfully ran to Old Chen's bathroom, turned on the light, and took a shower.

First, he fought with a king cobra in a garbage dump, then he went to the mountain, dug a hole, and fought with mountain rats twice.

Although Ansheng didn't sweat, he smelled fishy and it would be difficult for him to go to bed after he got home.

Unfortunately, there was no soap in the public toilet, so Ansheng had to come to Lao Chen's place to use the bathroom.

Although there is space in Lin Ying's bathroom, that girl is too rich.

After taking a shower at her house, your whole body will be filled with the long-lasting fragrance of high-end shower gel.

Since being reborn as a fox, Ansheng has been allergic to strong smells and his nose feels very uncomfortable.

"Crash-"

An Sheng jumped up and threw an uppercut, turned on the shower valve, squatted on the ground and rubbed his cheeks with his front paws to wash away the fishy smell of dirt and rotten food on his body.

Then, drag the non-slip mat from the door and step on it to rub off the dirt on the soles of your feet and the hard-to-reach areas between your fingers.

"Taking a bath is more comfortable with A-Qing helping me scrub myself. It's too tiring to take a bath by myself."

While taking a bath, Ansheng silently praised the kindness of her poop scooper in her heart.

I didn’t feel it before, but after turning into a fox, Ansheng can clearly feel the inconvenience of life.

In human society, everything we see is basically designed and optimized for the human body, which makes it very difficult for foxes to use.

After Ansheng finished taking a shower and came out of the bathroom, she shook off the water stains on her body and secretly glanced at Lao Chen's door.

The temperature in the midsummer nights is still as high as 30 degrees Celsius. Every household turns on the air conditioner when sleeping. Lao Chen naturally turns on the air conditioner to sleep in the room and closes the door when he wakes up.

The noise of Ansheng's arrival did not disturb Chen Fengshui's sleep.

After An Sheng glanced at the door, he walked out of the window with a nonchalant look on his face and dragged away the snakeskin bag containing mountain rats in the yard.

Mountain rat is the scientific name of this rat. Mountain rat is more commonly known as 'mushroom rat' in the vegetable market.

Mountain rats are mostly found at an altitude of 1,500 meters. They feed mainly on bamboo shoots, mushrooms and sweet potatoes.

Mountain rats are fatter and larger than mice, but because they live at high altitudes, their natural enemies include not only snakes and carnivorous beasts, but also birds of prey, which makes mountain rats timid and cautious.

Therefore, mountain rats are sold at 80 yuan per pound in the market, and usually one is sold at around 200 yuan.

Ansheng's bag of rice costs at least a thousand yuan.

If Lao Chen wakes up, Ansheng will not be stingy and Shanshu will just consider it as the fee for borrowing the bathhouse card.

But now Lao Chen hasn’t woken up, doesn’t that mean that Lao Chen and the mountain rat are not destined to be together?

Fate cannot be forced, and forcing it will shorten your life, so Ansheng hurriedly took Shan Shu home to nourish Aqing.

However, what An Sheng didn't know was...
Old Chen is actually awake.

As he got older, his urinary tract became more complex, and he usually had the habit of getting up at five o'clock to urinate.

Old Chen stared the whole time, watching Ansheng throw the mountain rat into his chicken coop, and then watched Ansheng drag the mountain rat away, all wet.

Chen Fengshui was speechless and didn't know what to say: "."

When Ansheng returned to his home, he knocked all the mountain rats unconscious and borrowed three rice bags originally used to store rice from Lai Fu's house.

There were eight fat mountain rats. Ansheng gave two to Lai Fu's family, and two to Lin Ying's family. The remaining four were all dragged back to Yu Xueqing's yard.

Yu Xueqing and Lin Ying definitely don't know how to stew mountain rats, but Yu Xueqing can call for off-site help to let her father and mother cook those fat mountain rats.

Lin Ying's situation was even simpler. As far as Ansheng knew, her family had always had nannies, but those nannies did not stay overnight at home.

Otherwise, given Lin Ying’s current condition, how could there be food on the island counter on the first floor?

“Today is another day full of hope!”

After washing her feet, Ansheng returned to the bed, rolled around twice, took a long breath, and added the two points of wish power she had picked up today to her body.

Ansheng earned a total of 3 points of wish power today.

Guarding the house, repairing locks, plugging dog holes +1
After taking a shower, transform into a double door +1
The rat infestation he had just completed also gave Ansheng 1 wish point. The 3 wish points Ansheng earned were all earned by acting cute and funny from Yu Xueqing.

If you count the 3 points of vows added today.

In five months, Ansheng added a total of 29 points of willpower to his physical strength and 1 point to his brain as a trial.

An Sheng didn't really understand what he could do with a physique blessed by 29 points of vows, but breaking bricks and rocks with his fists and lifting Lin Ying in the water were no problem at all.

As for those who want to test their strength, they may have to go to a big city and use a punching force testing machine or a horsepower machine to test their strength.

"嘤——"

An Sheng closed his eyes and fell asleep, with a slight snoring sound coming from his mouth.

However, Ansheng had just fallen asleep when he was woken up by the screams of his neighbor next door.

"Ah—rat!"

Ansheng and Yuxueqing, who slept in the same bed, sat up in perfect sync with each other, looking sideways at the window blocked by the curtains with a confused look on their faces.

Rat? What rat?

Yu Xueqing kept a confused look on her face as she looked at the little fox who was sitting upright beside her with a bewildered look on his face.

An Sheng had already fallen into a deep sleep and was not fully awake at all. He lay down again in a daze and crawled into the quilt to continue sleeping.

"It's not even daylight yet, and I can't go to school early in the summer."

Yu Xueqing looked dazed. She pulled the fox beside her into her arms and muttered incoherently, "I dreamt of a very strong fox spirit holding a Green Dragon Crescent Blade, charging into a pile of rats."

"But... what a bummer! That vixen actually has a fox head on a human body."

"If it's a whole big fox, I can't imagine how soft it would be."

Yu Xueqing fell asleep mumbling something incoherently.

however.

Four hours later, Yu Xueqing screamed in the courtyard again, waking Ansheng up again.

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An Sheng struggled to break free from the quilt and put his head close to the windowsill, cursing.

An Sheng looked out and saw Yu Xueqing squatting in front of the mountain rat bag and talking to Aunt Lai Fu from next door.

"I don't know who got these mushroom rats, I have two at home too."

"Lai Fu didn't say a word. I was scared by those mice this morning." There is a pond for raising fish fry above the wall of Lai Fu's house.

The aunt next door was standing on the pool, complaining to Yu Xueqing about her bad luck this morning.

I was half-drowsy and wanted to go out to brush my teeth, but I ended up stepping on two mountain rats.

The aunt and the two mountain rats were screaming wildly.

One is painful, the other is scary.

"Scared to death"

Yu Xueqing, hearing the aunt's complaints, looked at the bag of mountain rats with lingering fear. "I just woke up and said I wanted to go out and collect the clothes that were hung out in the yard last night, and then I saw those big black rats huddled together, grinning."

Yu Xueqing had eaten mountain rats before, but the mountain rats she had eaten were those that had lost their black hair and were braised or stewed.

This was the first time Yu Xueqing had seen such a fat and wild rat.

Yu Xueqing thought about it, took photos of the black rats, and sent them to her father via WeChat, asking him to come and see how to deal with these things in the yard.

However, the next voice message from Yu Xueqing's father shocked Yu Xueqing.

Wei Xin said, "They're great! But Aqing, don't touch them. If you get bitten or scratched, you need to get tetanus and rabies shots."

"It's just right. I said I'd pick you up for lunch at noon and share my experience in selling products with you. Now it's easier."

"Your mother and I will buy some food later and then go to the old house to eat together."

When Yu Xueqing learned that her father was coming to the old house, she felt like the sky was falling.

Yu Xueqing looked suffocated as she looked at the little fox peeking out from the windowsill.

"Hey?"

An Sheng looked at Yu Xueqing with confusion, shook his fluffy tail, and looked confused.

"Oh my god! Dad will come over with the pressure cooker after buying groceries. If he finds Xiao An, won't Xiao An have to squat in the high-pressure bath?" Yu Xueqing prayed in panic, hoping that the fact that she was raising a fox at home wouldn't be exposed. She was terribly worried that her dad would hunt down their little white fur with a knife.

[Wish fulfilled: Happy family (sometimes, the will-o'-the-wisp ending is an option.)]

"Happy family?" An Sheng tilted his head and couldn't help but moan twice.

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