The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 234: Master Fuli's "Modern City Speed ​​Travel Manual"

Chapter 234: Master Fuli's "Modern City Speed ​​Travel Manual"

The fungal parasite, having learned that it could not rebel, was very disappointed with the current situation.

"Drip-drip-"

When the parasite was feeling disappointed, a truck came in from the entrance. Seeing the MPV blocking the road, it honked the horn to signal the MPV to move forward.

Su Qiyuan stepped on the accelerator, cleared the road, and pulled over. The truck behind him lurched into the parking lot.

When the two cars crossed each other, Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao suddenly widened their eyes.

The person sitting in the driver's seat of that old-fashioned truck without license plates was clearly not a human, but a wolf.

The giant white wolf held the steering wheel with one hand and placed the other hand on the car window. Wearing sunglasses, he drove the truck into the parking lot with a leisurely look on his face.

The big truck was parked in the parking lot.

Abai got out of the driver's seat, stood up and walked to the back of the van, opened the locked door, revealing the brightly lit compartment inside and a large golden lion lying in a fixed position.

"Ouch?"

The big lion, with his feet resting on the left armrest of the sofa and his head resting on the right armrest, seemed to notice someone opening the car door and glanced sideways to greet the outside.

"Wang-"

Abai waved towards the carriage, signaling the Golden Lion and the other guys inside to come over.

The golden lion leaped to the ground and stretched, flanked by two leopards, like knights escorting a king. The monkeys, carrying camera bags they'd gotten from who knows where, followed the king.

Everyone sitting in the MPV: “.”

A large group of spiritual beasts, along with ordinary animals, went to the top club in Jiule City to have a party.

In a sense, the rich nightlife of the spirit beasts in Jiule City shocked them for the entire year.

…………

"Have you finished adjusting the sound system? Don't break your voice when the young master is talking, okay?"

"Are the cameras and lights set up? Remember to record the entire process of the Young Master's heroic performance. Got it?"

An Sheng was sitting in front of a laptop on the stage, downloading notes to the desktop, then logging into his account and selecting speech materials.

Lin Bingyun organized the on-site personnel dispatch, quickly checked all relevant equipment, and organized manpower to continuously serve dishes to all the guests present and clear the plates.

Lin Bingyun thought about it, hesitated a little, looked at General Manager Hai Linglong and said:

"Does your technician bathe pets?"

Lin Yun, the general manager of Hai Linglong, was stunned when he heard the words. He looked around at all the stray animals present, looked at Lin Bingyun with a difficult expression, and shook his head instinctively.

Washing is not a big problem.

It’s just that the technicians are a bit useless, but we can ask the security guards at the image post to help.

After all, the image security guards, to put it bluntly, are just the younger brothers and thugs who are paid reasonably high salaries. If the boss Lin Hao says so, there should be no problem in washing these pets.

Just a bit of a useless person.

…………

"Hey!"

An Sheng, squatting on the stage, operating the computer and finding all the materials, faced the microphone and said, "Abai, Golden Lion, come here."

"By the way! And to all the monkeys out there, remember to record my speech and bring it back to the killer whale."

"Ouch!"

At the command of Master Fuli, Abai and the golden lion ran onto the stage and roared to the audience.

With Boss Bai managing the dogs and Boss Jin managing the cats, the parking lot quickly returned to silence, and all the stray animals looked towards the stage.

"Alright! Now, those of you who think you're smart, please come forward and move to the front row. Those of you who aren't smart, please stay away. Otherwise, don't blame Master Fuli for being cruel and sending you to the pet shop."

An Sheng stood up, placed his hands on the coffee table, and spoke into the microphone, moaning.

Under the order of Master Fuli, the stray pets with relatively outstanding intelligence sat in the front row.

"If you have no questions, please do not interrupt me. If you have any questions, you can wait until the end of the meeting to ask questions, or you can ask your boss for advice." "Okay, enough nonsense."

"The first 'Spirit Beast Gang Economic Growth and Sustainable Development Conference' has officially begun."

Master Fuli raised his paw and knocked on the podium, making a loud noise. Then, he operated the mouse on the laptop and projected the information onto the screen.

Suddenly, video content related to Weimar and Dafei began to play on the screen.

"With the development of our Spirit Beast Gang... Ugh. It's the development of our Jiule City Homeless Children's Mutual Aid Association. From the beginning, there were less than thirty of them, and we have grown to the number we have now."

An Sheng looked at Abai and the golden lion. Abai thought for a moment and said, "The number of dogs has exceeded 3,000, and the number of cats is almost 2,000. We haven't counted the other species yet, but it's estimated to be no less than 1,000."

"Okay! We'll calculate it based on a minimum of 5,000!" Ansheng said to all the stray animals, "With the development of our mutual aid association, the number has reached 5,000, and they are scattered throughout the city and counties."

"I believe everyone knows that the little guys who used to have enough to eat every day are only the guys who followed Boss Bai to rob at sea. The other brothers can only eat leftovers or rummage through garbage cans."

"It's still summer, and the weather is hot. But when the severe cold of winter arrives, I can say without hesitation that at least half of the brothers present, especially those in the Cat Group, won't survive until next spring."

"Today, Master Fuli has summoned the members of the dog team and the cat team."

"I just hope that you can have enough to eat, and no longer have to dig through trash cans, and even more so, no longer have to huddle in boxes or under trash cans to avoid the wind and rain when typhoon season comes. Instead, you can have a home!"

"We need a revolution, a revolution that will overturn the previous life of relying on robbery to feed ourselves. We need a fairer distribution and a more efficient method."

Master Fuli spoke in an excited tone, and his whimpering voice echoed throughout the venue, while some rotten food was also playing on the projection screen.

Those videos are all pictures from the Internet. However, some of the food obtained by robbing Dafei did rot and stink due to untimely distribution. Abai could only throw it into the sea to feed the fish, so as not to eat his brothers to death.

"Something is wrong, very wrong." Grandma Hedgehog was also listening to Master Fuli's speech, but the more she listened, the more she felt something was wrong, and her face showed a look of vigilance.

"Is there something wrong, Grandma?" Lin Hao, who could not hear the whimpering, was stunned and looked at the Hedgehog Grandma.

"If you were to summarize Master Fuli's speech, it would be like saying, 'Are there any kings, princes, generals, or ministers?'" Grandma Hedgehog said with a look of caution, "Let's move away, lest that Fuli blackmail us for billions."

The Jinlong uncle in the MPV swallowed his saliva and said:
"Wanlin, something feels wrong! That Fuli looks like it's about to revolt!"

"Hmm?" The parasitic beast's ears perked up again.

Mr. Fuli, who was giving a speech, had no idea what was happening with Grandma Hedgehog and the MPV.

However, even if I knew, I wouldn't care.

"And for us, the most important thing we should change is the primitive 'barter'!"

Mr. Fuli operated the computer and played a video of a golden retriever selling flowers on the street on the screen.

It had a sign hanging on it that read:

[Kind brothers and sisters, please buy me some flowers! They are only three yuan each, and you can pet me as much as you want~]

Below the sign, there is a QR code for payment.

Of course, the spirit beasts and dogs present could tell that the video being played was just a staged video.

The dog said it himself in the video. He kept asking when he would get off work and if he could have a big chicken leg.

Although the video is fake, Ansheng feels that the things in the video can be used as a reference.

"Poor little guys like us."

"If you want to live happily, freely and happily in the city!"

"Based on my travels, Master Fuli, I have summarized the following three principles."

"Act coquettishly! Act cute! Act pitifully!"

"Three sells and one out, no normal person can resist it!"

"But we don't need ready-made food. We need them to scan QR codes to pay. Once we have money, we can buy food and real estate at any time. We can set up a Spirit Beast Capital in Jiule City and use the money we earn to invest and then give back to ourselves!"

Master Fuli raised his left hand and clenched his fist, then shouted to all the dogs and cats:

"Now!"

"Let's take the first step! Learn to be sexy!"

(End of this chapter)

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