The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 235 Just give them a home.
Chapter 235 Just give them a home.
"Act cute!?"
When Master Fuli on the high platform raised his left hand and clenched his fist in front of all the dogs and cats, shouting and acting cute to get food, the golden-edged hedgehog jumped up with a look of horror on his face and almost sprained his waist.
Mr. Fuli has been laying the groundwork in the beginning, using words to describe the miserable plight of stray pets and the abundant material foundation of human society.
No matter how you look at it, the lucky fox will probably shout "Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers all born with a special kind of blood?"
The golden-edged hedgehog was just about to run away.
Fearing that the lucky raccoon would revolt, he first hung himself on the street lamp, and then ordered the herd to start free shopping directly in the city center of Jiule City.
But when Master Fuli came up with the "three selling concepts", the golden-edged hedgehog almost sprained his waist.
Damn you!
Isn't it just to sell ditches? What on earth was the purpose of laying such a terrifying foreshadowing before?
however.
The golden-edged hedgehog's thoughts were racing, but they would not affect Master Fuli who was giving a speech.
"correct!"
"The first step in our transformation is to learn how to systematically act cute, to seduce humans and make them completely captivated!"
"Whether you admit it or not, or whatever feelings you have towards humans, one thing is undeniable. Humans are the world's most important productive force!"
"The dog food we eat, the doghouses we live in, the flea medicine we take, and the various medications that allow our dogs and cats to live to over ten years old are all manufactured by humans! Without humans, we wouldn't even survive to the third year if we were left on the sidewalks!"
"Without humans, let alone braised chicken legs, we'd all be eating hairy chicken butts!"
Master Fuli raised his hand and slammed the table. He looked around at all the pets present and loudly questioned:
"So I say, the happy lives of us dogs and cats need to be built on top of people. Is this consensus wrong? Now, answer your questions!"
Master Fuli raised his hand, pulled out the microphone on the table, and looked at the audience. When he saw a small pet that seemed to have had experience as a family pet, he put the microphone directly to the Border Collie's mouth.
"Ouch!"
Before the speech, Master Fuli had specifically asked the little pets to come forward. Although the little ones in the first row were not as smart as the spiritual beasts, because of the blessing of Abai's wolf pack characteristics, their intelligence and spirituality increased a lot, and they could barely understand the meaning of what Master Fuli had just said.
The merle-colored Border Collie hesitated for a moment, but it finally opened its mouth and shouted loudly, "Master Fuli is absolutely right!"
In order to avoid being beaten, it forced its way out of the pet hospital.
In the past, I ate high-end grains at home, and I had beef balls every now and then.
The teething snacks never stopped.
After wandering the streets, not only did he not get the daily beef bones for grinding his teeth, he was almost used as a teething stick by the Rottweiler in the next door neighborhood.
"Wang-"
"Wang Wang-"
"Meow meow meow!"
The memoirs of Meteorite Border Collie resonated with quite a number of dogs and cats, and suddenly the public sentiment was overwhelming.
"Excellent! Now that we've reached a consensus and a preliminary agreement on our goals, let me tell you why we need to act cute, pitiful, and coquettish!"
"Because... money!"
"Once we have money, we will buy everything humans produce!"
"There are thousands of us brothers, scattered across different areas of Jiule City. You contribute a dime, I contribute two, and it makes another three dollars. The individual amount is small, but if we all join together, we can contract the canteen!"
"Tell me! Do you want to eat four dishes and one soup? Do you want to eat freshly cut fruit and take a nap after the meal?"
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Since you want it, then follow Master Fuli and learn how to confuse wild humans!"
“Watch the video!”
Master Fuli whimpered loudly, raised his hand, pointed at the curtain and said, "Cats, look carefully, put aside your curiosity and servility, and twist your butts!"
In the video: "This year, I just turned eighteen."
...............
Master Fuli started targeted training to help cats put aside their curiosity and unruly behavior.
Let the dog temporarily give up its territorial prejudice.
Don’t talk about those nonsense. You don’t even know where to find your next meal. Why are you doing that? No matter how big your territory is, can it be bigger than mine, Master Fuli?
Make money, make money, make money!
Get a canteen with money, rent a large bunk bed, rent a bus to pick you up and drop you off at get off work, and then build a big manor!
From now on, the three-three system will be implemented when going out.
A big dog, a puppy and a kitten.
The big dog is responsible for playing the victim, while the puppies and kittens are responsible for acting cute and flirting to target human wallets.
Occasionally do some human work to gain some favor.
Master Fuli organized the little guys to sit in the parking lot to watch short videos. He conducted targeted analysis on the cute elements of the pets in the videos and why humans like this.
Abai listened attentively, and the golden lion seemed to be lost in thought.
The monkeys and maids held up cameras and recorded the heroic figure of Master Fuli while he was giving a speech.
Ansheng organizes meetings for stray animals with the sole purpose of solving their food problem.
As the team grows, relying solely on grabbing duty-free flights is too inefficient.
Moreover, Abai needs them, and Ansheng also relies on them to monitor Jiule City. How could they be so shameless as to treat such spiritual beasts like this?
In a sense, they are heroes.
Ansheng will educate them well, and if they want to stay here in the future, they can stay here. He will use their money to build special facilities for them so that they can have a home.
From this moment on, although they did not have a certificate, they had a home that could shelter them from the wind and rain.
If you don't want to risk your life, you can also find a good family with good family traditions, and settle down in a good family. After re-education, you will be able to stick to your own ways.
"After a few more days of training, we can go out and do some street hustling. Ah Bai, come over and help distribute the collars. I'm a little thirsty from talking."
It was late at night in the middle of summer, and Ansheng was exhausted after giving a speech that lasted nearly two hours.
As soon as today's class ended, Ansheng sat down on the edge of the stage, gave some instructions to Abai, then looked at Lin Bingyun and asked for a bottle of ice cola to moisten his throat.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, what a brilliant speech! You almost scared me just now. I thought you were going to do something ridiculous, like, 'What are the kings and generals like?' and then go and capture the city."
A charming and enchanting female voice, with a kind of sweetness that can make male bones numb, sounded at the side of the stage. Lin Hao came over with a cutting board and a golden-edged hedgehog.
"Are you drunk? What nonsense are you talking about?" An Sheng rolled his eyes at the golden hedgehog's teasing and said, "They're already miserable. I just want them to live a more comfortable life, so that they can find a place in human society instead of being a disaster to be scorned."
stray animals.
Whether it is a cat or a dog, their position in human society is a disaster!
They bring fleas into residential areas, and fleas can spread a host of diseases.
Dogs in packs can damage public property and attack people.
Cats will destroy the ecology. In addition to humans, there are also a large number of wild animals in human cities, and a considerable number of them are protected animals.
Cats are known for being naughty. They will scratch people even if they don't want to eat.
They are wild animals, you can't ask anything of them, and if you kill them all it will arouse public outcry.
"Relying on a pet uprising? Am I crazy? When I get home later, I'm going to turn the air conditioner up to 23 degrees, then open the refrigerator and take out a can of iced Coke. If there's no one around, I'm afraid I'll have to use love to generate electricity, right?"
Ansheng started to complain about the golden-edged hedgehog's teasing.
While talking here.
Abai started distributing collars, handling the QR code collars for the dogs, while Golden Lion was in charge of distributing collars for all the cats. Lin Bingyun's maid and Hai Linglong's subordinates were all helping out.
And when the collars were just distributed.
In An Sheng's mind, two rays of light suddenly flashed on the wish list.
There are two wishes completed, waiting for it to receive.
"Oh?" An Sheng was stunned. Why did the wish list suddenly light up? Didn't he do anything?
(End of this chapter)
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