The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 36 Who lives in the big bunk bed?
Chapter 36 Who lives in the big bunk bed? (Please read it later)
“Hmph~Hmph——”
The wild boar's screams echoed in the forest. It stumbled and fell to the foot of the downhill mountain, its eyes rolled back completely, like a dead pig.
The wild boar's wish has been fulfilled. The dominant fox, brimming with muscle, uses its brute force to prove to the public that the rankings on the national protected animal list are by no means based on the degree of endangerment.
[You ended the wild boar overlord's dream with a single punch, and saved the people and hunters of Changxi Town without even realizing it.]
[Wish Power +3]
After the giant wild boar, which looked like a mammoth, fell to the ground, several lines of text messages gradually emerged in Ansheng's mind.
After seeing the message, An Sheng's expression on the fox's face was completely stunned. He even put down his hand that was covering the little bell and scratched his head.
For the first time in the world, Ansheng saw a number +3 on his wish power value.
In the past, the increase in wish power was always +1+1. This was the first time Ansheng had seen such a generous +3.
However, judging from the few words that appeared on the MVP settlement interface.
If Ansheng had not intervened, the giant wild boar that looked like a mammoth might have brought a great disaster to the people of Changxi Town and the hunting team.
Just because Ansheng can easily deal with a wild boar doesn’t mean others can do the same.
If the hunter failed to kill the wild boar in the mountains and instead angered it, allowing it to break into the residential area of Changxi Town, the consequences would be unimaginably tragic.
The red brick walls of ordinary self-built houses cannot withstand the damage caused by the wild boar fed with hormones.
"So, I'm so awesome?" An Sheng was delighted after figuring out the anomaly in his wish points. He never thought that by going up the mountain to seek revenge, he could also become a hero in Changxi Town.
"Old Chen, Old Chen! When managing the tea garden in the future, please pay attention to the dosage of plant growth hormones and don't use such a high dosage."
"Look, the wild boar has mutated after eating it." An Sheng ran to the wild boar, quite curious, pulled off a tuft of blue hair on the top of the wild boar's head, and took a look at it.
"The head isn't pointed, so it probably means he hasn't used steroids or growth hormones or anything like that?"
After studying for a while, An Sheng didn't find anything on the mutant wild boar.
But Ansheng still expressed a slight approval of the wild boar's fighting ability.
Even though he was a two-tailed fox, he was pushed back more than half a meter by it.
"Old Chen, why are you still playing with your phone? Why don't you call the villagers and tell them about the pork distribution at the ancestral hall?"
Ansheng found some ropes for tying crops at the foot of the mountain, tied all four limbs of the wild boar together, and made sure that it could no longer charge and injure people, then said to Lao Chen.
Wild boar meat is actually not very delicious.
Because they have not been castrated, most of the meat tastes very fishy. Only the small wild boars taste fresh, sweet and chewy.
The reason why Ansheng suggested that Lao Chen divide the pork was very simple.
Whether it tastes good or not is one thing, but now dozens of tea trees in Shougoujian have died, and several irrigation pipes have been damaged by wild boars.
Although it is not difficult to repair, it is unreasonable not to give the tea farmers some comfort.
"Ah? Master Fuli, what do you want to say?" Old Chen, who had called the Forestry Bureau, looked at Master Fuli, who was looking at him and moaning, with a look of confusion on his face.
An Sheng's face was filled with black lines, and he felt more and more that Yu Xueqing was a treasure sent by God to him.
Ansheng took Lao Chen's cell phone and wrote two lines on it.
[What are you standing there for? Call the villagers of Changxi Town and ask them to come help. Fork the wild boar and take it to the ancestral hall to divide the pork!]
[By the way, I want to express my condolences to the tea farmers who have suffered financial losses. I won't carry a wild boar for you.]
Ansheng handed the phone to Lao Chen.
After reading it, Old Chen looked embarrassed and said, "Master Fuli, the times are different now. You may not have been in society for a long time and don't understand the laws of our current society."
"Wild boars can't eat anything now. Any property damage caused by crops being ravaged by wild animals needs to be reported to the Forestry Bureau. Once the Forestry Bureau has dealt with the wild animals, they will be collected and disposed of harmlessly in a landfill."
"Afterwards, the affected villagers calculated their losses, which were verified by the Forestry Bureau and then reported to the Finance Bureau, who then distributed subsidies to the affected villagers."
"Forget about eating it. You have to exchange it for money." If it was a normal wild boar, you could just eat it. As long as you do it secretly, Lao Chen wouldn't say anything.
But the wild boar that was killed now had obvious deformities on its body.
Old Chen didn't dare let the villagers eat this weird thing, so as not to hurt the villagers.
Follow the procedures honestly and report the situation of this wild boar to the Forestry Bureau.
Old Chen doesn't care whether they are sent to the zoo or to the landfill for pollution-free disposal.
"Whoa-"
After listening to what Lao Chen said, Ansheng felt that it made sense and agreed with his solution.
"Okay then! I'll go home and take a shower first." Ansheng nodded to Lao Chen, retracted his tail, and walked home with his limbs moving in the right direction with a happy face.
"Headache"
"I don't know where this big wild boar came from." Old Chen watched Ansheng go away, then looked at the wild boar that was completely unconscious with its limbs tied with ropes and wires, feeling a little helpless.
Ansheng can naturally go home and sleep.
But he couldn't leave now. He had to wait until the people from the Forestry Bureau came and dragged this strange thing away.
"Smoking a cigarette is like being a god"
It was late at night, but the mountains were not very cold. Lao Chen sat on the steps to watch over the wild boar. By the way, he was about to light a cigarette to rest and calm down the shock he had suffered earlier.
However, when Lao Chen took out a pack of cigarettes and wanted to take out his lighter, he found that it was missing.
He was quite puzzled and turned over his body.
But Lao Chen did not find a lighter, but instead found a Mauser C96 submachine gun loaded with bullets.
Old Chen's expression froze, and he hurriedly followed the path An Sheng took.
"Master Fuli, please stop! There are criminal laws! The old man is only a few years away from receiving his pension!"
"Once you go to jail, your pension becomes just a minimum living allowance!"
Old Chen quickly caught up with Ansheng, as if holding a ball of charcoal in his hand, and returned the Mauser pistol to Ansheng.
Ansheng told Lao Chen to keep it for self-defense, in case the wild boar would nudge his butt later.
But Lao Chen said he didn't want anything.
...............
"嘤嘤嘤——"
Ansheng, in a very good mood, returned to Changxi Town. It was already past eleven in the morning.
Ansheng took Lai Fu and the sheepdog home and hurried home, ready to ask Aqing to help him give him a bath before she went to bed.
After taking a shower, I went to call Lin Ying for dinner, and then I could lie in the living room and browse my phone.
just.
When An Sheng returned home, a new wish suddenly popped up on her wish list in her mind.
"Xiao An, where are you?! I'm so scared. Why hasn't Xiao An come back yet?" - Yu Xueqing, who was lying in bed watching videos of foxes being coquettish, turned over and accidentally saw four wriggling tentacles on the bedside table.
【Wish granted: Cockroaches care about you.】
When An Sheng saw the wishes refreshed in the wish list, his face changed drastically.
Cockroach. Cockroach!
Damn it, Ah Qing, please don’t mess with me! I’m also afraid of those black bugs!
(End of this chapter)
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