The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 37 Twintail Hot Girl Elf
"Fuck!"

When An Sheng saw the refreshed wishes, his pupils dizzied and the whole fox stood stiffly in the courtyard.

Even his expression became uneasy.

There are cockroaches in Yuxueqing's house!

Ansheng is not afraid of common cockroaches like cockroaches and blattas.

But this is the Xiadong area!

Wild cockroaches live in sewage pipes, which contain food residues, various oils and fats, and even common grains.

In addition to the cockroaches, there is also a terrible cockroach commonly known as the "flying cockroach" among the common cockroaches here.

The scientific name of the flying cockroach is Periplaneta fuliginosa. It has a beetle-like shell all over its body, and its most ferocious feature is the black pectoral muscles covered with the shell.

Because of the strong muscles on its chest and back, the black-breasted cockroach can fly at an extremely fast speed, and when it takes off, it is accompanied by the flapping roar of its wings like a passing bomber.

The black-breasted cockroach's strategy for dealing with enemies is to take off and attack in the face.

Covered with dirt from the sewage pipe, rushing towards your face!
When the people in the Xiadong area see the black-breasted cockroach, commonly known as the "flying cockroach", their faces will not change.

The existence of the black-breasted cockroach is similar to covering the mop with feces during a fight.

He is simply the modern Lu Bu, unparalleled in mowing down enemies.

"I don't want this place anymore!"

An Sheng thought about it again and again. Although the wish was tempting, the little fox had some things he would do and some things he would not do.

Acting coquettishly and cutely is a way to tame the pet owner.

This is the wisdom of the fox.

But acting cute and pitiful does not include confronting the human incarnation of Nurgle head-on.

"Xiao An?"

Yu Xueqing, who had already evacuated from the dormitory, seemed to see the little fox standing stiffly in the courtyard, thinking about a strategy.

Yu Xueqing's eyes lit up, and she quickly ran from the living room to the courtyard, holding the slightly dirty little fox in front of her, and said with joy on her face:
"You're back just in time. Let me help you take a bath, Xiao An, okay?"

"嘤——"

The little fox looked at Yu Xueqing with a dull expression.

"But before I take a shower, please help me go to the bedroom and masturbate."

Before Yu Xueqing could finish her words, An Sheng seemed to know what she wanted to say and immediately began to struggle.

You're talking nonsense! I came back at the wrong time!
"嘤嘤嘤——"

"Xiao An, I know you are the best. There are hot girls with twin tails in my bedroom. You should like the two older sisters, Xiao An. Can you help me get rid of them?"

Yu Xueqing pushed the little fox towards the dormitory.

while walking.

When they walked into the corridor, the little fox pushed Yu Xueqing, who was confused, to the dormitory door.

Ansheng and Yu Xueqing stared at each other in amazement. The man and the fox had no idea how to deal with the flying cockroach.

"How about I treat you to a midnight snack?"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

After a dispute, the man and the fox reached a peace agreement not to harm each other.

A man and a fox closed the doors and windows of their house, got on a Wuling brand chopped pepper fish head bus, drove to the city, and went to a 24-hour convenience store to buy insecticide.

Yu Xueqing's face turned grim. She spent a huge amount of money, more than a hundred yuan, to buy five bottles of insecticide to keep at home.

Then, I went to the convenience store and bought some snacks and the ice cola that the little fox had been talking about.

After driving back home, Yu Xueqing put on a mask and went into the house with a bottle of insecticide in each hand.

A moment later, Yu Xueqing returned to the courtyard outside the house with two completely used bottles of insecticide.

Yu Xueqing washed her hands.

At one o'clock in the morning, Yu Xueqing sat in the courtyard with the fox in her arms, eating snacks and watching the live broadcast of selling tea on the Note platform.

Yu Xueqing gradually discovered that the later the time, the cooler the tea-selling anchor in the live broadcast room became.

The anchor who used to sell milk tea is nothing compared to these anchors wearing thongs.

"Ohhhh——" An Sheng, lying in Yu Xueqing's arms, looked at the muscular man in briefs in the live broadcast room. Feeling that it was a little bit spicy, he raised his hand and swiped across the screen.

The next live broadcast room is also promoting products and selling tea.

"Wow—Xiao An, look! A Dou Zong expert!"

Yu Xueqing looked at the anchor in the live broadcast room, who had 1.8-meter-long legs, and exclaimed in amazement. That pair of beautiful legs would frequently cause spatial fluctuations when she took a step.

"Don't worry about whether it's distorted or not, just enjoy watching it." Ansheng smiled happily and complained about the live broadcast with Yu Xueqing.

Around two o'clock in the morning, after making sure that all the cockroaches in the house were dead, Yu Xueqing, who was already extremely sleepy, turned on the air conditioner in the living room, rinsed her mouth, and fell asleep on the sofa.

The bedroom is not necessary for the time being.

After waking up tomorrow, put all the things in the bedroom, including the fox, into the washing machine and give them a dry wash.

While falling asleep, Yu Xueqing was holding the fox in her arms and muttering incoherently.

After Yu Xueqing fell asleep, the little fox dog in her arms crawled forward stealthily, broke free from the restraints of her arms, and looked at Yu Xueqing, who was sleeping like a pig, with a frown on her face.

"Where did you go about helping me take a shower? You slob chose to sleep in the living room!"

The little fox whimpered twice and put all the willpower it had earned today into its body.

Pour a glass of water to the drunk chicken worm, and your willpower will increase by 1.

The young man from Changxi Town smuggled into America without Ansheng's help and successfully passed the postgraduate entrance examination thanks to Master Fuli. Wish power +1.

Another one is to get rid of the wild boar in the Skinny Dog Stream that eats a lot of plant growth hormones, and your willpower will be +3.

Ansheng also earned 5 points of wish power today.

Including the previous 31 points of willpower, Ansheng has invested 36 points of willpower in his fox body.

From then on, when Ansheng crossed the road, he no longer needed to look left and right to see the road, except that he had to be wary of overloaded construction vehicles and hundred-ton trucks.

After all the effort was done and I had a great time.

An Sheng ran out of the house and went to Lin Ying's house to ask her to have supper together and take a bath.

On the other side, in Shougoujian Mountain, Old Chen looked at the comrades from the Forestry Bureau with a confused look on his face.

After Old Chen reported the incident at Shougoujian, he concealed the existence of Master Fuli, took photos, and reported it to the Forestry Bureau.

They said that a wild boar had stolen the tea farmers' fertilizer and then crashed its head on the steps going up and down the mountain, so they asked the comrades from the Forestry Bureau to come over and drag the ferocious wild boar away.

Things ended here. Old Chen thought that he just needed to wait for the comrades from the Forestry Bureau to take over, then he could go home to take a shower and sleep, and then inform the village cadres tomorrow that the wild boar infestation in Shougoujian had been eliminated.

however.

What Lao Chen was waiting for was not what he expected. Several veterinarians carrying anesthetics drove a rickety pickup truck and dragged away the wild boar.

In front of Lao Chen was a helicopter and a huge steel cage hanging from the bottom of the helicopter.

A group of people landed from the helicopter and hurriedly ran to the strange wild boar and injected it with medicine.

"Old Chen! We're rich!"

The comrade from the Forestry Bureau smiled and looked at Lao Chen and said:
"Based on our experience, the wild boar we caught here in Shougoujian is worthy of applying for a world record!"

"The heaviest wild boar in the world was previously found in Siberia, weighing 1,500 kilograms!"

"And the one in Skinny Dog Gorge must weigh no less than 1,500 kilograms!"

"Great! We can apply for a world record!"

Lin Tongfu's face was full of joy, and he kept talking, introducing knowledge about wild boars to Lao Chen, and he seemed very happy.

However, between the words, it seemed as if he was giving Lao Chen some psychological hint.

Old Chen was completely confused, but he did not forget to ask:

"What about compensation for damaged crops?"

"Go back and apply immediately. If the wild boars from here really set a world record, we can apply for a bonus for you."

Old Chen: “???”

What kind of bonus is it?

Aren’t wild boars ferocious beasts that destroy crops?

(End of this chapter)