The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 81 Hey! Who is this evildoer speaking nonsense here?

Chapter 81 Hey! Who is this evildoer speaking nonsense here?

"Still staring at the live broadcast room?"

Sitting in front of the second-floor window, Bai Tao complained to the colleague who was sitting on the sofa, sighing:
"If you had some free time, instead of rolling around on the sofa, you could use it to exercise. You wouldn't have to beg me to go to the pharmacy and buy you hemorrhoid suppositories."

While Bai Tao was speaking, the corner of her eye was always fixed on the door of Yu Xueqing's house.

A Wuling brand electric car was slowly driving into the courtyard of a self-built house. Yu Xueqing and the white fox sitting on the passenger seat both entered the house.

"What do you know? I was wounded heroically!"

"This is a symbol of heroism. If I hadn't been diligent in the pilot course and mission, how could I have ended up like this?"

Su Qiyuan showed disdain on his face. After glancing at Bai Tao, he subconsciously wanted to cross his legs to show his demeanor as a senior, but the movement of his legs inadvertently involved his old injury, and his expression froze.

"hiss"

"I think you just want to eat hot pot." Bai Tao looked at Su Qiyuan with disgust.

As a new 'forest ranger', Bai Tao actually respected Su Qiyuan very much at the beginning.

As the Security Bureau's 'Forest Patrol Team', their main task is to come into contact with spirit beasts on the front line, and to suppress and capture ordinary spirit beasts through technology and traps.

In Bai Tao's heart, Su Qiyuan was an unsung hero and a respectable senior!

She always called Su Qiyuan Mr. Su.

But since that night, Su Qiyuan fell in front of his door, holding his butt, and tremblingly took out his mobile phone to transfer thirty-eight yuan to himself.

After he asked me to go to the county pharmacy and buy him a box of Niu Yinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment, all my previous admiration for my predecessor turned into nothing and disappeared.

In Bai Tao's mind, there is only one impression of Su Qiyuan.

A fist-sized hemorrhoid fell out.

Of course, Bai Tao didn't know what Su Qiyuan's condition was, but the doctor said that when the hemorrhoids were at their most serious, they could be as big as a baby's fist.

"Hmph! Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids, and ten out of ten women have hemorrhoids. You're just not old enough to gloat over other people's misfortunes. When you're in trouble in the future, don't ask me to borrow medicine."

Su Qiyuan seemed to notice that Bai Tao was vaguely disgusted with him, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

There are some pains that are not felt in one's own body.

Once you enter the forest and sit on the ground for a long time to control a drone and search for small spiritual beasts, you will know what it means to disobey the advice of the elderly and suffer the consequences.

Do I not want to exercise?
My butt hurts, okay?

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Bai Tao's face showed a resolute look, and he said with certainty:

"My name has the character 'bai' in it, I was born white and clean, and my ass will never allow itself to be degraded!"

"Pfft. Stop talking nonsense. The target mission has already started live broadcasting. Let's keep a close eye on it. That overlord-level fox spirit beast is no joke."

When Su Qiyuan heard Bai Tao's words, he did not refute her, but just smiled silently in his heart.

She didn't live in the forest for half a month, eating compressed biscuits every day, and then experience the pain of pulling steel.

His buttock injury can be reported as a work injury!
Just as the two were chatting, a notification pop-up appeared on their tablets and computers.

【Ah Qing's Tea Story Show has started. 】

As Yu Xueqing started broadcasting, Su Qiyun and Bai Tao did not speak again, but stared at the live broadcast room.

But their attention was not on Yu Xueqing or the unofficial history story meeting, but on scanning the edge of the live video, looking for the fox's trace.

The white fox was the target creature they needed to observe carefully.

They all knew very well how terrifying the destructive power of a seemingly juvenile fox would be if it erupted.

To put it bluntly, it's like a satellite accidentally capturing a fox trying to stop a wild boar in a skinny dog stream.

If you put a fox in a city, without deploying heavy firepower, it will be a land god.

As long as the fox isn't hostile to humans, feeding it to pigs is a safe strategy.

Anyway, all the fox subspecies in Xia Country are famous for being so fat that they can't walk if they are fed too much.

"Why can't I see the fox?" Su Qiyuan stared at the live broadcast room for half an hour, but didn't see the overlord-level fox spirit beast appear, and he couldn't help but feel puzzled.

They had watched Yu Xueqing's previous live broadcasts. Although the fox rarely appeared, it would at least make a moan or two, or show a fox tail behind Yu Xueqing and swing it a few times.

But for some reason, it was so quiet today, so quiet that Su Qiyuan was a little scared.

While Su Qiyuan was speaking, he did not forget to point his finger at the reward list and reward the live broadcast room with a sports car.

A cool red sports car suddenly slid out of the live broadcast room.

"Hey? Any supercar rewards?"

Yu Xueqing, who was telling a story, was stunned for a moment, then waved her hands in shock. "No, no, no, I don't accept large donations in my livestream. I don't have WeChat, a Penguin account, or a photo album. Big brother, please apply for a minor refund!"

"Everyone, please don't tip me anymore. If you think my story is good, go to the shared cart and see that the tea inside is all from my own farm."

"They are all our own, all produced by Jiule Mountain Tea, not by my grandfather."

"???"

Su Qiyuan slowly typed a question mark. Yu Xueqing's combination of the words "big brother" and "minor refund" nearly made his head smoke.

"Reply to her. Tips in the livestream need to go through the platform's commission before reaching the host. If she asks you to apply for a refund as a minor, you can get the tip money back directly from the platform."

"The target live broadcast room doesn't usually receive any rewards, and your reward amount is a bit too high." Bai Tao turned to Su Qiyuan and said, "Speak up. If she closes the live broadcast reward channel later, it will be even more troublesome."

"The effect of the money going into the target's hands is different from that of her parents. Even if the platform takes a cut, it's only 50%. If the money is used to feed the pigs through purchasing goods, her parents' cut may be even higher."

"Can live broadcast rewards be turned off?" For Su Qiyuan, who never watches live broadcasts, closing the reward channel is a completely new and strange term.

Is there anyone who wouldn’t want to receive free money?

"It's because there is basically no host level, so it's normal for people who don't understand live streaming not to know about it." Bai Tao said.

"Fine!"

Su Qiyuan thought about it, typed a line of words, and the words floated out on the public screen in the form of barrage.

[The story is quite good, but I'm not interested in tea. I usually drink soda, so I'll just give you a tip! I see there are only a few ghosts in the anchor's live broadcast room. Don't starve to death.]

As Su Qiyuan spoke, he bought two more sports cars and carried out the task of feeding the pigs without leaving any trace.

"Hey?"

Just as the third sports car appeared, a fox's whimpering sound came from the live broadcast room.

"Coke doesn't taste good! Let's have some tea! Little Fox strongly recommends our excellent tea! Choose from three tiers: 80, 130, and 270 per jin. This is excellent tea supervised by Master Fox!"

Seeing the comments from the man who was suspected to be one of the spies playing house on Aqing's list, Ansheng immediately crawled out from under the table and onto the top of it, squatting on the tea table, raising his front legs and slapping the table top continuously.

Damn, you really dare to say that! In a live broadcast room selling tea, you persuade people to buy soda to drink.

If you all go to buy soda, how can my Aqing sell tea to make money to buy me iced Coke?
Come here, I'll let you experience the spirit beast stepping on your milk.

"Hmm? What happened between us?"

Yu Xueqing, who hadn't yet recovered from the barrage, looked at the little fox in surprise.

The little fox whimpered and kept shouting something like "There's a bad guy among us, a rotten-assed one."

"Is that Overlord Fox scolding me?"

"They're selling tea in their livestream, and you're saying you don't drink tea but soda. Will they scold you?"

(End of this chapter)

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