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Chapter 100 Your mind is full of yourself!

Chapter 100 Your mind is full of yourself!
"Great Sage, you understand me!"

The system hugged Sun Wukong's thighs, tears welling up in its eyes: "I have always been timid and I dare not pull the boss again."

"Oh?"

Sun Wukong glanced at the chat group, which was already in an uproar.

Jiu Yue and Yan Xiaoluo discovered the new group member and exclaimed in surprise.

They welcomed the magical girl Madoka Kaname very much, but Madoka Kaname was too shy to reply.

"So this is another accident?"

The system nodded: "It must be an accident. According to your request, the keyword search should pull in: Duanmu Yan, Nine-Colored Deer, Su Huanzhen."

"Who knew it would become the will of the Earth, Kaname Madoka, the puppet Pinocchio!"

The system explained guiltily that it had just confidently explained that there would be no mistakes.

The next second, I slapped myself in the face, and even I began to doubt whether something went wrong.
"It doesn't matter. As long as there aren't any dark turmoil or strange ancestors appearing in the world this time, I can accept it."

"I think should not be?"

The system muttered quietly, not even sure itself.

Sun Wukong glanced at the system and watched the group members fighting in a group.

There is a dark turmoil in "The Great Ruler", there is a dark turmoil in "Black Myth", and so on.
There is no dark chaos in the world, but there is a terrifying Sima Ming who invades the world and attempts to destroy the world.

Magical Girl seems to be a depressing anime. There is no dark turmoil, but there is a Witch's Night, and then there will be a Flame Demon that restarts the universe.

Stellaris? That 6+-sub-oriented Star Wars game?
According to the direction of the universe, there will be high-dimensional natural disasters, intelligent machine crises, dimensional demons, and Thorin Zerg.

I’ve never heard of the fairy tale world. It’s impossible for any higher-dimensional beings to appear there, right?

"Okay, Sima Ming turmoil, witch turmoil, natural disaster turmoil, system, you really know how to make things happen!"

After arranging these world crises, Sun Wukong found that the dark turmoil was not difficult to deal with, and the ones that came after were the difficult ones.

The system trembled: "Great Sage, why don't you kick the group members out? The essence you fed me this time is very deep, I can recruit a few more people."

"Kicking a group member? You can do that!"

"Didn't you fail in the first place and be dragged into the Journey to the West world by me?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and smiled, "When we meet, fate is beyond words."

"Since I can join the group chat, it must be fate. I just want to learn more about their civilization."

In the world of magical girls, by superimposing the cause and effect of rebirth, one can make a wish and become a god of the laws of the universe.

In the strange world of Taoism, the Great God of Destiny has no limits and ignores the changes of time, which is a completely new rule.

In the starry world, the etheric engine drains the energy of the universe, completely ascends, and enters a higher dimension without time.

"Both the stars and the Dao Gui have been of great help to my research on escaping the river of time."

"If they really need my help, I'll send some heavenly soldiers to push them."

"These worlds are relatively good. They don't have that kind of hidden power."

The system squatted in the corner and drew circles, it fell into self-doubt.

What went wrong!
"Okay, now that things have come to this, let's eat first."

Sun Wukong turned around and jumped onto the banquet table. The immortals and gods successively created legends. Even Tathagata, with the help of the relic, successfully realized the Dharma of the world and ascended the long river of time.

And without the reference of others, they are not impatient.

The way of the Monkey King has been integrated into the world. Sooner or later they will reach the other shore, it just takes a little longer.

"In this era, I have achieved the other shore, can penetrate the past and the future, and become the only me!"

"If they fail to attain enlightenment, in the next life, the law of the other shore will spread to the Chaos Sea. They will have a new direction to strive for, and the world will be cleansed again."

The Eight Immortals shook their heads and smiled: "I hope that in this life I can soon reach the other shore and return to the true world forever."

"Hey, what's bothering you?" "Old Sun invited you to listen to the Hunyuan Conference. I've finished my talk, and you've finished listening. Why do you look so worried?"

"Tired of hearing that?"

Sun Wukong hugged Han Zhongli, patted his big belly, and laughed and played with him.

"No, they heard the wonderful things and couldn't help themselves."

Han Zhongli, with his big belly and dressed like a boy, laughed heartily: "That's how they are. Great Sage, drink together."

Sun Wukong brought a bowl of immortal wine and drank it in one gulp.

He played finger-guessing games with Han Zhongli, tossed pots with Lü Dongbin, and ate lotus pods from He Xiangu's hand.

Such a lively scene once again heightened the atmosphere of the Hunyuan Conference. The Nine Stars, the Five Generals, the Twenty-Eight Mansions, and the Four Heavenly Kings all gathered around, unrestrained and uninhibited.

The Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the stars in the sky, and the gods of the Milky Way were also celebrating, toasting their glasses and singing loudly.

At this moment, Sun Wukong was also drunk. He listened to the fairy music of Shangqingtian, which was very soft and not refreshing enough.

He pointed his fingers around and the music suddenly changed, with a strong rhythm and brisk drum beats.

"Lala oh eh oh, luli la la oh eh oh. Do you know what I'm thinking? I like drinking with a lot of people."

"Lala oh eh oh, lullala oh eh oh. The thousand-year-old fruit in heaven is no match for drinking and singing."

Sun Wukong sang a song and performed drunken boxing while holding a wine jar. He looked free and unrestrained.

The Eight Immortals and others were also drunk and clapped their hands to cheer each other. In the blink of an eye, they saw Sun Wukong holding a brush and drawing circles on his face.

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and nodded repeatedly: "Wukong's somersaults are really good. Since I took over the Heavenly Palace, I have never done a somersault again. My happiest days were the time I spent on Kunlun Mountain."

The Jade Emperor looked at the mischievous monkey with a smile: "Monkeys are free and unrestrained, free and flexible. This is their true nature."

"I went to another world this time. That world was too repressive. They put a tight hoop on the monkey to suppress its nature. Even Wukong was unhappy about it."

The Queen Mother of the West looked at Wukong lovingly and said, "Monkey, of course you need to be very spiritual. If you go against nature, it will be counterproductive."

"Tell me what the other world is like?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said with a smile, "You should be able to see the system's live broadcast. We set out from Meishan and went to the underworld first to repair the six reincarnations. After that, I stayed in the underworld to handle government affairs."

"Well, Zhang Bairen, are you saying that you skipped work and went to another world to handle government affairs?"

"I can't help it. All living things need me, so I tried my best to do something."

The Queen Mother of the West was still so gentle, her expression extremely graceful, as if she didn't care:
"Of course, I saw you all. You and that shadow go well together~"

When the Queen Mother of the West spoke, her tone was rich in emotion and full of ups and downs.

The Jade Emperor felt a chill in his body, and he immediately replied, "Wait, Queen Mother of the West, I can explain."

Queen Mother Xi smiled slightly and said, "No need to explain."

"You've been in that world for seven days, and the affairs of the Three Realms have already filled up the High Heaven Palace."

"When I think about you becoming a stamp machine, I'm so happy."

The Queen Mother of the West responded to the Jade Emperor with a fake smile.

The Jade Emperor widened his eyes, feeling that his life was bleak.

He hugged the Queen Mother of the West's arms:
"No—help me, Queen Mother of the West!"

"Please, I'll do anything as long as you help me stamp it!"

The Queen Mother of the West tugged at his hand: "Let go! Zhang Bairen, let go of my hand!"

"There are so many gods watching us, please let go of me! Do you still look like a Heavenly Emperor?"

Jade Emperor: "No, unless you help me stamp it."

Queen Mother of the West clenched her fists: "You, a deity, your mind is full of yourself!"

(End of this chapter)

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