Just became the Fighting Buddha, the chat group just came

Chapter 101 You just said 'Lord God', right?

The flowers are divided into two branches, each representing one thing.

Xuanzang was in a miserable situation.

"Xuanzang, I heard that you are building a new Lingshan in another world. Is that true?"

The heavy palm of Tathagata held down Xuanzang who was about to escape. Xuanzang swallowed a piece of phoenix liver and turned around.

He saw a big man about three meters tall with a golden bald head, like a big light bulb.

Shakyamuni flashed his healthy white teeth and said, "Ah, what youth you have, my good disciple!"

"If you want to build a new Lingshan, tell me. How can I know if you don't tell me? If you want it, I will definitely give it to you. It's impossible that I won't give it to you if you want it, and I will give it to you if you don't want it. Let's be reasonable."

Xuanzang blocked his ears, closed his eyes, and sealed his mouth, refusing to listen, look, or speak.

Shakyamuni sneered: "Do you understand filial piety? Your master is not dead yet, why are you thinking of establishing another leader in Lingshan?!"

"It seems that I really need to teach you a lesson."

"Lao Ne wants you to know the profoundness of Buddhist culture!"

"Four Great Bodhisattvas, come forward!"

Four Bodhisattvas walked out from behind the Buddha: Guanyin, Samantabhadra, Manjushri and Ksitigarbha!
"They all possess unique skills, and their fighting spirit and endurance are truly astonishing."

"Believe that their Buddhist teachings can liberate your stubborn mind and bring you endless surprises."

"Wait a minute, what are you doing?" Xuanzang's eyes widened. The four great Bodhisattvas showed their powerful bodies. They stepped forward and grabbed Xuanzang with a smile: "Come, let us teach you Buddhism."

Xuanzang turned around and cried out in terror, "Great Sage, save me!"

In the crowd, Sun Wukong was having fun with the immortals and was having a great time with everyone, not caring about Xuanzang.

"Here."

Nezha threw a headless corpse into the open space. The corpse was dressed in armor and had something in its hands.

Li Jing was startled. He was searching for a special feeling. He looked at Nezha and asked, "Is it for me?"

Nezha lowered his head and played with the dragon rubber band: "Don't want it? Then I'll throw it into the Chaos Sea."

"Yes, I want it."

Li Jing chuckled and said to the White Tiger Star Lord beside him, "See? My son brought me his body. You don't have it, do you?"

The White Tiger Star Lord put down the pancake in his hand and pointed at the pagoda in Li Jing's hand: "Brother, can you put the pagoda down first and then show off?"

Li Jing shook his head: "That won't work. The pagoda is our specialty."

"Without the pagoda, I am no different from the other heavenly kings."

White Tiger Star Lord rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, you can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself."

"I'm ignoring you, you're just jealous!"

Li Jing touched the headless corpse, feeling the experience of Li Jing in another world, and his face changed.

Li Jing in another world really doesn't treat his son as a human being, and directly treats Nezha as a tool.

No wonder it ended in such a miserable defeat, with the headless body left in such a miserable state. Li Jing couldn't help but comment after seeing this, saying that one should not be too Li Jing.

Nezha sat in his original position, seemingly playing with the dragon rubber band and teasing the little dragon, but in fact his attention was all on Li Jing.

"If Li Jing agrees with this black myth's experience, I will chop him off the back of the neck with a knife."

Nezha stretched out his third hand, holding the demon-slaying sword, hid the sword behind his back, and slowly approached Li Jing.

Li Jing felt his body for a long time, then shook his head: "What kind of person is this? He is not worthy of being named after me!"

He swung out a ray of fairy light, turning the corpse into powder. He turned around and prepared to return to his seat to show off to his other colleagues.

But the moment he turned around, Li Jing felt as if he was being stabbed in the back. He was terrified. Nezha was only a few dozen centimeters away from him, just one step away.

Li Jing held the exquisite pagoda tightly: "What are you doing, my son!" Nezha was stunned. He didn't expect that Li Jing was not so old and confused. He didn't agree with the black myth about him and me. He thought that all the Li Jings in the world were as black as Nezha.

Seeing Li Jing's nervous expression, Nezha got playful and picked up a golden sword, offering it to him: "Nezha has obtained a magic sword to slay demons, and I present it to my father!"

Li Jing took the precious sword, touched the sharp demon-slaying sword, and thought to himself, isn't this the sword that Nezha usually uses?
Suddenly he felt a chill on his neck, and sensed a murderous intent from the sword.

"Oh no! Could this be the same knife that killed the Dark Myth Li Jing?"

Looking at the sword and then at Nezha, Li Jing sighed, "What a fine sword! They say the sword is the courage of all weapons. Such a precious sword should belong to my son."

He returned it to Nezha, who had no objection and nodded in approval.

Li Jing secretly swore: "The sword is the courage of all weapons, and the sword is the king of all weapons."

"From today on, I will practice swordsmanship."

"I don't ask for the ultimate swordsmanship, I just ask for my swordsmanship to make me invincible. That's enough."

In the crowd, Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun listened to the song sung by Sun Wukong and was surprisingly interested: "This kind of music doesn't sound like the style of our world. It sounds pretty good."

Sun Wukong nodded. "If Taiyi Tianzun is interested, I have many songs here. How about some rap?"

Sun Wukong was also drunk and gave Taiyi Tianzun an impromptu rap on the spot.

Taiyi Tianzun listened to the dynamic rhythm and felt that certain attributes of his body were developed, as if he had opened the door to a new world.

"Oh my, that's good!"

Taiyi Tianzun has a quick learning ability. Seeing that he likes rap very much, Sun Wukong shares some common knowledge about foreign music with him, which makes Taiyi Tianzun's eyes light up.

"Hmm, it seems I still have a lot to learn."

Taiyi Tianzun went to study rap with a smile.

Sun Wukong sobered up a lot thanks to Taiyi Tianzun's interruption. Seeing that everyone was still partying, he did not disturb them.

On the contrary, because I was too excited, I felt drained.

"This won't do. I have to straighten myself up."

He opened the chat group, looked at the chat content of group members, and peeked at the screen silently.

Perhaps because the people who entered this time were all ordinary people, they chatted very harmoniously.

Especially Li Huowang, the current Li Huowang seems to be still in high school, and has not yet been confused, become mentally ill, and stepped into the world of Taoism.

At this time, he discovered that he actually had a chat group like the protagonist of the online novel and could interact with different characters. He began to imagine himself as the protagonist.

"He doesn't need to imagine anything. He's destined to be the protagonist. He has the golden finger to freely travel between two worlds, and he can also bring money from another world into reality."

"There's also a half-immortal master in this other world who's always there to protect him. There's also a childhood sweetheart, a junior sister, who has an incredible physique and can make anything she wishes come true. Everyone treats him with all their heart."

"No matter how you think about it, he's always the male protagonist in a cool novel, right?"

The system then silently raised its hand: "But, his name is Li Huowang!"

"Master Banxian wants to take over his body. His wish-granting physique has driven him insane. As for the heartbreak, it's all physical!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the system: "Hey, system, you know a lot. Where did you get all this information from?"

The system waved its hands: "No, no, I saw this all from the database of the Lord God."

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed: "You just said 'Lord God', right?"

The system was stunned: "Huh?"

Wait, did I bring up something I shouldn't have?

The system looked up at Sun Wukong, whose eyes flashed with curiosity and excitement.

The system reacted instantly and was tricked by the dead monkey again!
He tricked me!

(End of this chapter)