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Chapter 32 Jade Emperor: It’s broken, I’m back to work

"Brother Monkey, is that you?"

"No, I am the Jade Emperor. I will now give you five hundred years of my cultivation. When I regain the throne, I will let you be the Grand Marshal of Tianpeng, commanding a hundred thousand naval forces to clean up my mess!"

"What?" Bajie's eyes were red, and he was stunned for a moment. He curled his lips and said, "Give me five hundred years of your cultivation?"

"I'll turn your grandma!"

"You plague-inducing monkey, you've been dreaming of beautiful things all day long, and you don't even take a piss to look in the mirror. Is your face worth these five hundred years?"

Zhu Bajie angrily scolded Sun Wukong, saying that there was hardly any other monkey in the world who was as unruly as him.

He jumped down and looked the monkey up and down carefully. The monkey was shining with brilliance and had bright eyes, which were impossible to see through.

"Are you really dead?"

He had seen that scene from afar and still remembered it vividly: the scene of Monkey King being controlled by the golden hoop, and then his body transforming into light, with only the six sense organs remaining.

Zhu Bajie's doubts are also Yang Jian's doubts.

With the six senses in hand, she always thought that Sun Wukong was dead, but ever since she met the monkey head from another world, she found that this monkey was too similar.

Whether it is his behavior or tone of voice, especially his attitude of liking to show off in front of others, they are all similar to the Monkey King in my memory.

I didn’t think so at first, but it’s really becoming more and more like it lately!
Could it be that this is the monkey's soul transferred to a body in another world?

Sun Wukong nodded, looked at everyone, then glanced at the absent-minded Yang Jian, and then he felt amused:

"You've made a mistake. I'm the Man of Heaven's Will. The Great Sage is dead. I'm here to collect the six roots!"

He laughed heartily and puffed out his chest: "That's right, your senior brother died a long time ago."

So cheap.

Zhu Bajie raised his eyelids and felt something was wrong. He stared at Sun Wukong, as if counting his monkey hairs, trying to find the differences.

But you just can't tell, it's like they were carved from the same mold.

"This time, the destined person looks too much like me, doesn't he?"

He murmured to himself, no matter the demeanor and temperament, this monkey is exactly the same as the one in his memory. Never mind, since you are the one destined to collect the six roots, I will follow you. Let me, the old pig, see how many faces you, the monkey, have.

"What do you mean by look-alike? It's obvious that he copied me.

Sun Wukong smiled mysteriously and ignored Zhu Bajie. Golden ripples continued to appear outside the palace, and the Conferred God List was vibrating violently. The Queen Mother of the West, who was supervising the construction, looked up and was overjoyed: "The ancestor of the creation of heaven and earth has revived!"

The Jade Emperor's old Dharma body unfolded again, and the aura of doomsday entangled in his body was completely cleansed and dropped, turning into the purest rays of light, illuminating the four directions of heaven and earth.

This development is like an ancient Taoist god, completely declaring his existence in this world!
The heaven and earth shook, and all living beings were shocked!
Although the Jade Emperor's true body is still in the underworld, two suns appeared in the sky and the earth.

Two suns in the sky!

"Where is the old gentleman?"

When everyone was puzzled, three groups of gas slowly emerged from the sky and earth, with auspicious light, white mist, purple air and red clouds rising up.

All I could hear was the sound of heavenly music in the air, with a faint fragrance. I didn't know where it came from, but it soothed my mind. I listened to the heavenly music and was immersed in it.

After a while, amidst the smoke of incense and the auspicious colors, Laozi came riding on a green ox:

Riding a cow far past the village in front, the fairy music of the flute can be heard across the ridge.

He was the founder of the sect who created the world and the universe, and he refined the beautiful universe in the furnace.

This old Taoist came riding on a cow, very naturally, without any strange signs, and without any precious edicts. He appeared from a horn in the dark. His appearance was like an antelope hanging from a horn, and it was impossible to trace it.

Summoned from the Investiture of the Gods, but born from this world, this illusory persona became real the moment it appeared.

The ancestor of the creation of the world, Taishang Laojun, has resurrected!
Everyone suddenly realized, and at this moment, all the thoughts in their hearts turned into flowing water, moistening their souls, and all the troubles were resolved, leaving behind a piece of scripture, which they understood from their hearts.

All of them recited the wonderful words and precious edict: "With all my heart I bow before the Lord,
He teaches according to local circumstances, saving people through tribulations. He is the teacher of emperors, kings, and kings. He adopts false names and titles, establishing the Way of Heaven, the Way of Earth, and the Way of Man. He conceals the sacred and reveals the mundane. He commands 1,200 officials and lords, encompassing trillions of Brahma Qi. He has influenced the present and the past, and authored the Daode (Tao Te Ching) of 5,000 words. He controls yin and yang, commanding thunder and lightning to use the number nine and five. He is a man of great compassion, great vows, great sage, and great mercy. Taishang Laojun, the Heavenly Venerable of Daode.

Following the precious edict, Taishang Laojun finally descended into the netherworld. He nodded towards the Jade Emperor, looked him over twice, and spoke sparingly:
"Jade Emperor, not bad!"

The Jade Emperor tightened his grip, then loosened it again: "Laojun, this world is reincarnation."

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, said nothing more, and closed his eyes again.

The six broken paths in front of him began to emit a powerful suction force with inexplicable fluctuations, pulling the rubble in all directions and forging and reorganizing it.

At the Beiyin Mountain, the Avici Hell at the bottom level opened up, and several figures flew out from it, including the Ten Yama Kings and various ghost judges. On their foreheads was a reincarnation seal made of a small piece of reincarnation stone.

Covered by the Samsara Seal, the decay of their souls seemed to have slowed down a hundred times, but their bodies seemed to be gathering together and growing thick red hair, making them look more and more like red-haired monsters.

"Such shiny hair."

Yang Jian saw the Yama Kings who looked like balls of fur, and his eyes lit up: "I really want to know how they maintain their fur."

After leaving the Avici Hell, Yama's red hair grew faster, wrapping them in the hair. Each of them swelled up like a hair ball, not as ferocious as before, but rather looked funny.

The Six Paths of Reincarnation Stones on their foreheads quickly broke free from control and flew straight into the Six Paths of Reincarnation.

Door after door, stone doors with cracks all over them, emit a swirling blue color. At this moment, there is no need for ghosts and immortals to escort them. The place of reincarnation is wide open, sucking the ghosts and spirits on the earth and quickly throwing them into reincarnation. These cracks, under the operation of the spirits, completely emit light.

Six Paths of Reincarnation, repaired successfully.

The Supreme Lord Laojun looked relaxed, with his hands behind his back, and said:

"Those who do good will ascend to the immortal path, those who are loyal will be reborn in the noble path, those who practice filial piety will be reborn in the blessed path, those who are fair will be reborn in the human path, those who accumulate virtue will be reborn in the wealthy path, and those who are vicious will sink into the ghost path."

"The Jade Emperor has determined the fate of all beings, and their reincarnation into the afterlife is determined by fate, which cannot be changed!"

All the ghosts, immortals, ghost commanders, judges, Yama, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and others bowed down to Laojun:
"We are all selfless and will not tamper with the public instruments of the Samsara world."

"Everything follows the will of the Great Celestial Venerable, the principles of Heaven's Way, and the laws of the sun and moon!"

Laojun: "Good!"

He looked at the Jade Emperor, then nodded, with an expression that said, "I trust you to do the job."

He turned his head to look at the reshaped six paths of reincarnation, rode a green ox, and slowly walked onto the path of reincarnation, not knowing where he would be reborn or who he would become.

The Jade Emperor and others looked at Laojun and could not help but admire him: "As expected of the Supreme Lord Laojun."

At this time, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva looked towards the Jade Emperor and said, "Great Celestial Venerable, you are the Emperor of Heaven, the Supreme Ruler of all Paths, the Divine King of all Saints."

"How should we deal with these Yama demons that are destroying the six realms of reincarnation?"

He looked at Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and then at the red-haired monster on the ground.

The memory of marking the red circles in the Lingxiao Palace came to mind.

The Jade Emperor's stomach began to hurt, and he realized it!

"What am I doing?!"

"Why on earth did I come to this world?"

"Isn't I doing hard labor? Why do I have to review official documents in this new world?"

The Jade Emperor twitched his lips and looked at the Queen Mother of the West: "What do you think, my dear?"

The Queen Mother of the West didn't care about the fairy's demeanor at all. She grinned and said, "Of course I stood and watched, Your Majesty!"

I told you, you'll regret it.

(End of this chapter)