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Chapter 33: Queen Mother of the West won’t be angry, right?

"I got it, I got it. This trick of showing off in front of others is so natural."

"Waving your hand doesn't mean you're refusing, it means you don't need to say anything!"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up. Why hadn't he noticed it before? This old man was quite good at pretending.

Lao Deng in my world was so weak that he would fall headfirst if I pulled him. I slipped past him and even had my belt pulled down by him. He was just an alchemy tool.

I didn't expect that he was so good at pretending before.

"Two suns in the sky."

"I'm afraid that soon the gods will notice this place."

Yang Jian looked through the Netherworld and saw the Dao body reflected in this world by the Great Heavenly Venerable. It transformed into billions of lights to illuminate all living beings, and all evils retreated, just to eliminate the demons in the Three Realms!

"It's alright. The cycle of reincarnation is complete. The immortals and Buddhas in the Investiture of the Gods will soon be reincarnated. Their personalities will soon be transformed into reality and become real bodies."

Yang Jian was puzzled. If this was the method of wearing armor, Yang Erlang from another world had said that he wanted to use her womb to give birth to a child. She was now worried about this.

I don’t have a Taoist partner, and there is no yin and yang connection, so how can I help her to be born?

Yang Jian explained the cause and effect of his life to Sun Wukong.

"That Yang Jian, it's said that he can be reborn using the water of the Zimu River. It depends on whether you are willing or not."

"But never mind that."

Sun Wukong spread his hands and looked in the direction of the Jade Emperor. "Now that the underworld is complete, the ghosts in the world will be appeased. Our gods will gradually emerge. In a few days, we will be able to attack the Heavenly Palace."

They saw the Jade Emperor appointing officials from the underworld.

"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, please reopen Cuiyun Palace and rescue the ghosts from the four continents."

"Fengdu, you transform into the Five-Directions Ghost Emperor and go with the Eighteen Cave Ghost Immortals to suppress the Netherworld."

"Ten Kings of Hell, please return to your positions immediately, judge the officials, and sentence all the evil spirits and demons."

"All the ghost generals have their own ghost officials."

The Jade Emperor was in charge of the Three Realms. Although the Three Realms were newly established and things were complicated, the Jade Emperor was familiar with it. He not only arranged everyone's plans, but also easily revived the human immortal lineage in the List of Gods.

It also lists the incarnations of the Supreme Lord of Haotian Jinque, the Supreme Lord of Xuangaoqiong, etc. When the Ghost Emperor of Fengdu is not in office, the Lord of the Netherworld, Ba Chao, will work on their behalf and handle affairs.

The Jade Emperor rubbed his head and saw Sun Wukong coming. His eyes lit up: "Wukong, you once ruled the four continents. You have the potential to be the Emperor of Heaven."

"Why don't you come sit here for a while?"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his fur stood on end and he looked alert. "Great Celestial Venerable, those who are capable should take more responsibility. You are experienced and knowledgeable, so the throne of the Celestial Emperor should be yours."

"Great Jade Emperor, there is only one sun in my heart!"

"loyalty!"

The Jade Emperor clenched his fist, then loosened it and wrote on the document. He lowered his head, circled it, and made notes while saying to Sun Wukong:

"Before, I just had to think about whether a plan was feasible and tick a box. But this batch of gods and Buddhas is not of good quality. They ask me about everything, including what to do, how to do it, and when to do it. I'm almost exhausted."

"Hey! I noticed you're quite laid back, Goku!"

He sneered at Sun Wukong and said, "If saving the Three Realms were entirely up to me, the process would be slow. If someone could manage human affairs and disperse all the monsters and demons in the mortal world, the process would be much faster."

"So, Wukong, I have an important mission for you. Collect all five roots within seven days, and then shatter the laws of nature in this world. When that happens, the five Zhoutian immortals will all be revived. I want you to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace and, along with the five immortals, completely wipe out the dark immortals and Buddhas!"

Sun Wukong nodded: "Alright, destroy the Heavenly Dao, wipe out the immortals and Buddhas, and what happens next will depend on what happens to the old gods and Buddhas in the List of Investiture of the Gods."

The Jade Emperor finally let out a relaxed smile. He held up a crimson brush and said, "Come closer, I'll tap your forehead." Sun Wukong leaned forward, and the Jade Emperor tapped his forehead with cinnabar, whispering in his ear, "I know you're at a critical juncture. Due to the constraints of karma, you can't use the great powers of your previous life. Here are my great powers, which you can borrow at any time."

Sun Wukong sensed the magical power and his eyes lit up: "Hey, thank you, God. What are you going to do?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and scolded: "Look at your virtue. I don't need any magic power here. Isn't there a saying in the mortal world that the Jade Emperor only needs to approve it, and the gods have to consider more."

"As I sit here, the immortals in the Heavenly Court will surely feel at ease. They will be able to handle everything if the time comes for me to use my magical powers."

There was a hint of understanding in the Jade Emperor's eyes.

Sun Wukong nodded. The Jade Emperor is in charge of destiny and distribution, and he enlightens all living beings. When the other party really uses force, that will be the end of the catastrophe. Before that, it is just children playing house and there is no need to worry about it.

"Ahem, we are all helping the Great Lord, why don't we give him some benefits?"

Sun Wukong signaled Yang Jian, Xuanzang and others with his eyes, and the Jade Emperor clenched his fist:
"Come here, I'll give you a little bit between your eyebrows, and it will save you from three disasters."

Ye Fan happily approached. Following Monkey Brother finally brought him benefits. He got three more life-saving hairs.

Zhu Bajie also approached tremblingly. He looked at the young man in front of him. He was not like the Jade Emperor in his memory. Instead, he looked like a fishing friend, calm and peaceful.

He whispered, "The Jade Emperor?"

"Oh, the Altar Purifier." The Jade Emperor smiled and gave him a blush, patting the piglet: "You look quite cute."

Zhu Bajie was confused. He felt like he had woken up in a different world. Why were the gods he met different from the ones he remembered?

Sun Wukong did not make any further fuss and prepared to leave with everyone. It was just right that they could now set out from Southern Continent and head towards Western Continent. The six senses were also in these two continents. On the way back, they would sweep the vast land clean.

Seven days is enough time. Once the six senses are back in place, and the broken body is enlightened, then he will be able to fully comprehend the immortality, raise his stick, and clear away the dust in the world!

He left with everyone, but met the Queen Mother of the West at the door. The Queen Mother of the West nodded and gestured for him to enter the hall.

She casually opened a volume of processed documents and said calmly:

"I've thought about it, Jade Emperor. I still have to help you. You're not experienced enough to handle this."

"Ok?"

She looked at the Jade Emperor who was processing the documents quickly, and then looked at the processing documents of these documents. The content was remarkable and more thoughtful than she thought.

These documents were handled quickly and efficiently. No one in the heavenly court could handle documents better than him.

The Queen Mother of the West was surprised and asked, "Why are you so skilled?"

Jade Emperor: "Why do you say that, Mother Jin? Today's reality feels like a dream. I cherish it all the more and will work harder."

The Jade Emperor stared at the Queen Mother of the West and said, "I do all this for you, Queen Mother of the West."

Queen Mother of the West suddenly realized. She sneered, "You are still trying to fool me, Zhang Bairen. Even if countless eons have passed, you haven't changed at all."

"Huh? I've been discovered."

"Well, then just tell me whether you'll do it or not."

The Jade Emperor dealt with the Queen Mother of the West skillfully. He threw a stack of documents to her coldly with an extremely bad attitude, and the Queen Mother of the West was so angry that she trembled all over.

The Jade Emperor leaned over the chopping board with an extremely cold tone: "I have already corrected it here. You should correct it again and study it carefully. I still need to rely on you for these matters in the future."

The Queen Mother of the West stared at the Jade Emperor, who had experienced countless calamities and existed for billions of eons, and chuckled:
"Zhang Bairen, if the Queen Mother of the West in the Chaos Sea knew about you working for me, she wouldn't be angry, right?"

The Jade Emperor's body stiffened.

(End of this chapter)