Fox Demon: Live Long and Grow into a Taoist Master

Chapter 67 Riding a Donkey Upside Down...

A group of beautiful girls were chattering away, and the topic quickly went off track.

From the initial congratulations, we discussed whether it was possible to have a baby.

How many children can you have?

Sometimes when it comes to dirty jokes, men may not necessarily be able to win over women.

Fortunately, Yue Tixia and Yueti Po Po are not here.

Otherwise these guys will suffer the consequences.

Bai Shi naturally had no time to deal with them.

At this moment, he was also shocked by the complexity of getting married in ancient times.

Like a doll, being tossed around by... the black donkey.

That’s right, it’s the donkey. He is today’s best man.

"That's about it, right? If you hit me twice more, the wedding will turn into a funeral." Bai Shi said speechlessly.

I don't know if this damn donkey is taking this opportunity to take revenge.

Even with his strong physique, he couldn't match that strength.

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm giving you all the cabbages that my Yuetie tribe has been raising for hundreds of years. Just behave yourself!"

"If you dare to mess up the wedding... hehehe..."

Well, I don’t know who he learned this laugh from.

The black donkey raised its hoof and continued to work.

First, he put on the bright red wedding gown that looked like the top scholar.

Then pat and tidy it up.

The last one is the “top scholar hat” which looks a bit silly.

However, Bai Shi prefers to call it "Bajie Hat".

Because after wearing it, your nose will look particularly big.

Then comes makeup, and God knows why the groom also has to wear makeup.

I don’t know if the foundation is made of pepper powder, it has a very strong smell.

If you don’t know, you might think I was delivering food.

'Okay, you can go away!'

'Where's the band? Bang on!'

"Son, son!" the black donkey roared.

Suddenly, the academy disciples who had been prepared raised the shining "musical instruments" in their hands.

He started to get busy as if he was blowing a board.

The sounds of people blowing mules, beating drums, and playing suonas blend into one.

Although the accompaniment is a bit messy, it matches the bright and festive clothes.

With charming smiles on their faces, a festive atmosphere instantly filled the air.

Bai Shi's mood, which had almost been ruined, was relieved a lot.

I also feel a little more identified with this "home".

After the mental power can be "released".

Although Bai Shi's sensitivity to emotions is not as outrageous as that of creatures outside the circle.

But given the huge gap in their cultivation levels, he is like a human lie detector.

Naturally, you can see the girls in front of you.

Whether it is the human race or the demon race.

The smiles were from the heart, and they were sincere congratulations to him.

"This home...must be protected." The sense of recognition and responsibility in his heart subtly intensified.

"Donkey, please do me a favor."

"Son?" The black donkey glanced at it sideways, its eyes full of suspicion.

His intuition told him that a dog could not spit out ivory.

After a few breaths...

Bai Shi mounted his mount, and the top scholar's hat reflected a light golden glow in the sunlight.

His figure swayed and he walked towards the room where Yue Tixia was with a "thump thump" sound.

The black donkey below is singing "Er ah er ah".

His eyes were almost spitting fire.

Damn, no one has ever dared to ride him since he was a child.

"Calm down. You said it yourself. The cabbages that your Yuetiao tribe has been raising for hundreds of years are about to be eaten by a pig like me."

"Then you, as the flower protector, must be a little sincere."

"You don't want Xiaoxia's wedding to be less than grand, do you?"

Bai Shi patted the black donkey's head with a serious look on his face.

It feels like a dog relying on the power of others.

But actually I was still a little nervous.

After all, no matter in the past or present life, this is the first time to get married.

In your previous life, you wouldn’t be given a loan of three or four hundred thousand to continue your family line.

That's because the capital isn't dark enough and the world isn't sinister enough.

So Bai Shi was very nervous throughout the whole process.

Especially for someone like Yue Tixia, who doesn't ask for a betrothal gift, even the proposal process isn't very romantic.

But she agreed frankly and even gave a dowry.

She is a girl who also plays a human character.

I can’t even find it even with a lantern.

After thinking about it, I always have to have some face...

So... Bai Shi suddenly had an idea and rode the black donkey.

"Although he's a bit dark, he's still a quasi-Demon King after all. His style is simply amazing."

"Elder Tang rides a white dragon horse, so my donkey, the quasi-demon king, isn't much worse."

"Yes, pick another peach blossom and ride it backwards." Bai Shi thought so and did so.

"Son, son!" The black donkey lowered its head and no one could see its expression.

But every step he took left a deep donkey hoof print on the ground.

The qi and blood in the body surge, making a rumbling sound.

……

At the same time, a red candle burned quietly in the room.

Yue Tixia looked at herself in the dressing mirror in a daze.

The person in the mirror is very beautiful, so beautiful that it seems unreal.

She wore a phoenix coronet and a golden bridal gown, and the golden flower on her forehead sparkled with a light golden glow under the candlelight.

The lips are bright but not coquettish.

Her eyes were like dots of lacquer, lively and flawless, pure and transparent, as if free of any blemishes or dirt in the world.

I can always keep that beauty.

The skin on her delicate pink face is as white as a freshly peeled lychee.

The crystal-clear and delicate earlobes were faintly flushed due to nervousness.

Although her figure is small and just beginning to show its tip, it reveals the beauty and youthfulness of a girl everywhere.

It is breathtakingly beautiful.

Grandma Yueti stood behind her, combing her daughter's hair with a wooden comb.

The atmosphere was somewhat silent for a moment.

Until I heard the faint sound of the propaganda team.

Looking at Yue Tixia, her body visibly tensed up.

Grandma Yue Ti then spoke:
"What? Are you nervous already?"

"Why do you no longer have the energy to scheme against me?"

Yue Tixia's heart skipped a beat, and her already blushing cheeks made her lower her head even more shyly.

He almost buried his little head in his clothes.

"Do you really think I can't see through your little tricks?"

Grandma Yueti snorted coldly. She had lived for thousands of years.

How could he not see through his own daughter?

But Yue Tixia, who has always been weak, could actually lie.

It means love has reached its peak.

If we continue to separate the couple, I'm afraid...

"Alas, human life span is only a hundred years..." He sighed softly.

"But we can reincarnate and continue our relationship." The girl said firmly.

He had his head lowered just now, but now he looked at his mother without any hesitation.

Not giving an inch.

"..."Grandma Yueti.

"Boom!"

"hiss……"

"Have you become more capable? Don't interrupt me while I'm talking!"

"I understand, mother..."

"Where was I?"

"Reincarnation and continued destiny..."

"..."Grandma Yueti, the god damn reincarnated to continue the relationship.

Even a dog wouldn’t sign that!

"Speaking of talent, I've seen that kid's breakthrough before. At such a young age, he's already comparable to a demon king."

"And the power of the heart that can already be expressed outwardly."

"In terms of talent, he might not be much worse than the Mask who's been courting death lately."

Before Yue Tixia could be happy, her grandmother changed the subject...

(End of this chapter)