Fox Demon: Live Long and Grow into a Taoist Master

Chapter 68 Asking for a Dowry

"But lifespan is always the biggest flaw of humans. Otherwise, why would we rely on magic weapons?"

"After a hundred years, you can expect to live with an urn."

As for reincarnation and continuation of the relationship, Grandma Yueti just sneered.

This hundreds and thousands of years of waiting are just for a chance to have sex.

Isn't this stupid?
The rules of the continuation of the relationship clearly treat monsters as slaves.

But unfortunately, she had such a simple-minded daughter.

Even if you hear these cruel realities that "must" happen.

The girl's eyes remained firm, with no intention of backing down.

"Oh, never mind..."

"Take this book."

"I thought you wouldn't be able to use it for hundreds of years, and that you would still need it before I die. Who would have thought..."

Grandma Yueti said this and groped in her arms.

He took out a yellow booklet with a small figure's "cultivation" pattern engraved on it.

Yue Tixia took it with a puzzled look in her eyes and a confused look on her little face.

Is this a "cultivation" method?

But why was the man so cruel as to ride on the woman?
And his expression was so ferocious, as if the two of them had a life-and-death feud.

Could this be some special combat ability?

But why does that woman's expression seem a little off?

It seems very painful, but... I kind of like it?
"..."Grandma Yueti.

Seeing the innocent eyes of his daughter, a strong sense of guilt inexplicably arose in his heart.

Then, anger began to rise.

God knows how Yue Tixia has been spending the past few hundred years.

As for the difference between men and women, it is probably still at the level of "as long as you sleep, you will get pregnant."

So on weekdays, I don’t even dare to hold hands with the opposite sex.

Because I’m afraid...

Gan!
The wrinkles on Grandma Yue Ti's face began to distort.

Damn Shiraishi, he is simply abducting ignorant girls.

At this moment, the sound of musical instruments outside the door was getting closer and closer.

Until it stopped, followed by quiet footsteps.

"Young Madam, Granny... Granny, the Young Master is here."

"Would you like to invite the young master in?"

The maid's report came from outside the door.

Because of the existence of Grandma Yueti.

To show respect, Bai Shi naturally put Grandma Yue Ti at the highest level of seniority.

Xiaoxia and I just call them Young Master and Young Madam.

"Mother, Xiaoshi is here..."

Yue Tixia subconsciously stood up and went to open the door. The tension and anxiety on her face were replaced by joy.

It seemed as if the previous anxiety was just to welcome this moment.

"You wait a moment."

"Mother?"

"Why are you in such a hurry? Etiquette cannot be abandoned, even though you two newlyweds are not allowed to be seen in public."

"But some basic etiquette still needs to be done, such as... welcoming the bride and going through the customs."

Grandma Yue Ti had a serious look on her face with a smile on her face, which made Yue Tixia feel uneasy.

Just kidding, although Bai Shi broke through the Demon King.

His cultivation and mental strength increased greatly, and he also mastered the powerful weapon Pure Yangyan.

But after all, the practice time is not long.

If I were stopped by my mother, the old demon king.

She's afraid she'll never get married in her lifetime.

Immediately, with a crying tone:

"Mother..."

"Why are you so anxious? I just want some prizes. As long as this boy satisfies me, we can get married naturally."

"Then...if you're not satisfied..."

"Then if you have the guts, come to my Yueti tribe and snatch the bride. Ah Zhu will also help us then, and we can celebrate together."

Doesn’t that mean I’ll never get married in this life?

……

As the sky darkened, the time passed with the cheerful dancing of the women from the academy. Pairs of guests toasted each other, commenting on which goddess was prettier.

They discussed how to recite poems and compose couplets in order to become the girls' guests.

After all, the people who were chosen several times before were so happy and refreshed that they took three days and three nights to come back to their senses.

This also makes these "beasts" even more excited.

Even if I fail a hundred times, I am willing to spend a fortune.

Bai Shi naturally knew the principle that fishing requires bait.

So every once in a while, the disciples would select one or two guests.

And then... of course it won't be a real fight.

It's nice to think about it, but this is a serious business.

Instead, he relied on his medical attainments to prepare some hallucinogenic drugs.

Just like the tide-wearing nymph toying with the King of Han.

The reason why I felt so refreshed was that I couldn’t get out of bed for “three days”.

It was simply the first time for some novices to carry out a mission.

It's just too much dosage.

"Alas, I don't know what the bride looks like."

"The academy is so rude. They invited us here but wouldn't even let us see each other. What's the point of getting married?"

"That's right, it's a wedding, so naturally the more people there are, the more lively it is, the better. I wonder if the bride and Miss Xiaotao..."

"Be careful, that's..."

"boom!"

Before the guests in the academy could finish their discussion, a dull explosion sounded from the back of the academy.

A powerful wave spread out, and the pressure swept across, and many people were directly pressed to the ground.

Even the wine glasses in their hands were pressed under their bodies. With a "crack", their faces turned green and they gasped.

I don’t know what kind of inhumane torture he suffered.

The night sky in the distance was illuminated.

Thousands of magic weapons and flying swords transformed into golden dragons that soared into the sky.

Waves of golden light and auspicious mist are rising.

It has to be said that the magic weapon refined by Li Quzhuo is not only powerful but also of high quality.

Even the special effects are maxed out.

It was as if a real mythical beast appeared in the night sky, and the drunkenness of the "beasts" who were about to curse others suddenly disappeared.

Trembling.

Two blurry figures collided.

The waves it caused were like a close-up meteor shower, brilliant and beautiful.

Everyone looked more and more uneasy, after all, there were constant disasters these days.

Haven’t you seen that the academy’s coffin business is making a fortune every day?

They were also afraid that this was a monster from somewhere.

"Sorry everyone, we're now at the stage where the mother's family is blocking the door and asking for a lucky draw. Please forgive me."

"As an apology, you can enjoy a 95% discount on drinks for the next three days." The maid came out and said lightly.

The attitude is cold and indifferent, not very enthusiastic.

But the people below, whether ordinary people or monks, all hurriedly returned the greeting.

At the same time, cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

"What the hell is this? What kind of lottery is this? Who would ask for a lottery like this? Do you want your wife over your life?"

"Outrageous! This battle wave, just feeling it, gives me goosebumps. It's so terrifying."

"The academy must not be offended."

After the battle, the invited beasts suddenly became serious.

His manners were very proper, as if he had been trained in aristocratic etiquette.

……

When Bai Shi, with a pale face, dragged his somewhat empty body, he walked into Yue Tixia's room.

Suddenly, little pearls appeared in Yue Tixia's eyes.

She lifted the veil and threw herself into Bai Shi's arms.

The little head arched and sobbed softly.

The petite body was also trembling slightly.

"What's there to cry about? I just broke through and don't know where I stand yet. I'm just sparring with my mother-in-law."

As Bai Shi spoke, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

It’s nothing, it just hurts.

(End of this chapter)