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Chapter 512 You wouldn't want your child's tongue to split, would you?

"This guy is quite interesting!"

At the Yingzhou Protectorate, Li Xing was carrying a bottle of strong liquor he had bought on a whim, chugging it down his throat, while his eyes were fixed on the pharmacy "not far away".

As another monk walked in, the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

Although he had completed his main task, Li Xing did not immediately return to Heaven to report. Instead, he stayed behind temporarily under the pretext of observing the situation.

After all, he was acting as the Jade Emperor's secretary. If he returned to the Heavenly Realm, there would definitely be endless official business waiting for him. It was a rare opportunity to go down to the mortal realm. Even if he couldn't improve his armor-wearing progress with the help of the monkey, he could at least rest for a few more days and take it easy!

Anyway, the time difference between the celestial realm and the mortal realm is large enough. He can play here for a few days, but it will only be a few minutes up there. There's nothing to worry about.

This stop was not without its problems; they saw the kid using a small meme to keep attracting monks to cause him trouble.

Although Li Xing wasn't entirely unaware of what he was thinking, he really wanted to go up and tell him:

"Don't bother trying. There's no special channel, and the power of wills from the lower realms has little chance of influencing the celestial realm."

However, I only thought about it in my heart. If I went up and said it, I might be accused of spying on the other party. It's better to just watch from a distance. If there is any danger, I might be able to get something out of it.

Yes, it's dangerous.

Although he didn't think Feng Xue could bring down a big shot from the Bliss faction with such a meme, he also knew that the Bliss faction was definitely not the kind of people who would suffer losses. The reason they hadn't sent anyone down yet was firstly because of the time difference, and secondly because they were weighing the gains and losses. Once they figured out how much they could squeeze out of this kid, they would be in a hurry to send someone down.

"Hmm, speaking of this kid, is he planning to use the passage from the Blissful Realm to attack the Heavenly Realm? No, wait a minute! This kid doesn't seem like the kind of reckless fool he is!"

Li Xing was amused by his own thoughts. This kid didn't even believe himself, so how could he possibly take the passage to the Blissful System?

But then again...

"The Asgardian willpower reaction has been there the whole time, but we haven't seen anyone from beginning to end. We don't know what's going on. We should always be careful about people from Loki Academy."

Li Xing sighed and rubbed his head.

He's not afraid of the Elysium faction causing trouble, but he's afraid of the top students from Loki Academy!

It's worth noting that the Asgardian tradition has a history of using Valkyries to seduce heroes into joining Valhalla, let alone a Valkyrie with brains!
"If those mentally ill people from Asgard manage to steal him, then my Taibai Armor is finished."

Li Xing sighed, yet dared not get too close. He took another swig of wine, opened his mouth, but ultimately lacked the literary talent of his predecessor, capable of uttering half of the Tang Dynasty's splendor; he could only exhale a breath of stale air.
"Oh, what a worry!"

……

"Sigh, why is it always this kind of noob! Before, the 'A Chinese Ghost Story' meme clearly captured a 'Compassionate Salvation'..."

Feng Xue casually dialed the Meme Countermeasures Bureau, ordering them to take away the demon-slaying monk meme in front of her. Liu Yunxi, however, smiled and said:

"Perhaps this is the extent of Fahai's power in this world?"

"That's true." Feng Xue looked at Liu Yunxi, whose allure was growing stronger with each improvement in her cultivation, and her gaze lingered on Liu Yunxi's lower abdomen for a long time. Liu Yunxi felt a little uncomfortable under her gaze and immediately retorted coquettishly:
"What are you looking at!"

"I'm wondering when you'll be able to give me a son who's a literary genius or something!" Feng Xue's lips curled up slightly. Upon hearing this, Liu Yunxi thought about it seriously for a moment before shaking her head and saying:
"Not yet. Although my cultivation has lasted for a thousand years, my accumulation is not enough. I need to undergo two more transformations to completely eliminate the demonic energy. You don't want the child to have a forked tongue and scales on its body, do you?"

"Ah..." Feng Xue grinned, almost saying that "a forked tongue is also good".

The two chatted for a while, and then the people from the Meme Countermeasures Bureau arrived. After they quickly moved the monk meme away, Mo Ying suddenly put down her phone and floated over, whispering:
"How about we try A Chinese Ghost Story?"

"It would be troublesome if we attracted a Black Mountain Demon!" Feng Xue rolled her eyes at Mo Ying, knowing that this girl was up to her old tricks again. But little did she know that although Mo Ying was being insincere, Sarah took it to heart. She grabbed Fina's trouser leg and dragged her off the sofa, saying in a very expectant tone:

"Hey, are there any memes related to wolves or dogs here?"

"..." Feng Xue looked at Sarah, then at Fina, and for a moment didn't know what to say.

how to say……

"There are quite a few foxes, but wolves... in my memory, they're just 'how much cunning can beasts possess'..."

Upon hearing this, Fina visibly breathed a sigh of relief, but Sarah's physique suddenly changed; her originally slender tail became fluffy and enormous, coupled with her noticeably narrower face...

"A fox isn't out of the question either!"

"Wow, you have this special skill too?" Feng Xue's eyes widened as she reached out and pulled the dog over, stroking its big, fluffy, smooth, and soft tail with gusto. It felt absolutely amazing.

However, considering Liu Yunxi's increasingly strange gaze, Feng Xue released her grip on the dog and said somewhat awkwardly:

"By the way, how's the nanounit proliferation for Kaguya going?"

"Seventy tons of nano-units have been produced. Most of them are disguised as dust, weeds, insects, etc. and scattered around residences and pharmacies. A small amount has been converted into monitoring equipment for monitoring specific targets."

Kaguya quickly reported the current number of nanounits: seventy tons. It may not seem like much, but nanounits are something that can be produced faster the larger the base. The difficulty of going from one gram to ten grams is no different from that of going from one ton to ten tons. Now that there are seventy tons, turning them into one hundred and forty tons will be a piece of cake.

"Once the reserves reach 500 tons, that should be enough. However, we need to be careful about the environment and avoid causing too much damage or destruction. Also, we should prioritize ensuring that there are at least 100 tons of nanounits around me."

"Always be in a state where you can try your luck, right!" Kaguya nodded, indicating that she knew the priorities, but Mo Ying was a little surprised and said:

"Hey? Why didn't the other one jump out and get jealous today?"

"The other one... oh, you mean Little Bell? She's busy being her confidante!"

Feng Xue took out her phone, opened a live streaming app, and immediately saw the familiar man in a suit chatting with someone.

"It really feels familiar, like we're back in the He Concession. We're running a clinic, and Xiaolingdang is a livestreamer. But this time, we don't have to worry about aliens." Liu Yunxi had an expression like an old lady reminiscing about the past, while Feng Xue shook her head and said:
"No, we still need to worry about aliens... Well, people from other worlds are aliens too."

(End of this chapter)