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Chapter 513: The Fahais in the prison could form a whole company.

Chapter 513 The number of Fahais in prison could form a company.
"Captain, is this going to become a permanent job? The monks in the meme shelter could form a whole company!"

Not far from Feng Xue's "Jade Rabbit Pharmacy," operatives from the Meme Countermeasures Bureau were eating fast food and chatting.

Hearing his teammate's words, the captain rolled his eyes at him and said:

"Those monk memes aren't useless. They all have the characteristics of exorcising demons and monsters. If there are any harmful physical memes, just throw a couple over and they'll help take care of them. It's better than sending your own people to risk their lives, right?"

"I just feel like what we're doing is a bit like human trafficking," the team member said, somewhat speechless. The captain blushed when she heard him say that; she couldn't help it, she thought so too.

But a meme is a meme. Even if it's in human form, it's not a person. Those of us who specialize in handling related matters can distinguish between them.

This is also why they are happy to cooperate with this meme warper codenamed Ziwei Emperor.

Seeing that the captain remained silent, the team member realized that what he had said was a bit too much, and immediately changed the subject:

"Boss, isn't this the Ziwei Emperor's signature? Why would opening a pharmacy attract a monk, a demon-slaying monk at that? Shouldn't the one associated with demons be the Gouchen Emperor?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" The captain glared at his teammate, looked up at the sky, and then said:
"You've forgotten all the information I showed you? According to astrology, the one currently in charge of the heavens is the Gouchen Emperor!"

Normally, these words shouldn't come from the mouth of a public official, but since the Ziwei Emperor has descended to the mortal realm to beat up Guanyin Bodhisattva with Taibai Jinxing, they naturally have to be careful. What if they say the wrong thing and the heavens really send someone down?
That's the downside of the meme system, because it's hard to predict which unintentional remark will trigger a meme and then lead to all sorts of absurd events.

For example, the story that is still talked about today is that of the richest man in the country, who swore an oath more than 30 years ago that he would do things with a clear conscience or be struck by lightning, and was struck by lightning five times in a row and turned into charred remains.

Seemingly realizing their slip of the tongue, the team member quickly spat out a few times. This is a classic meme; if used within five seconds of triggering a language-based meme, there is a chance to cancel a meme that has not yet been activated.

Of course, it also depends on probability.

Seeing that the team member had finished eating and then vomited, the captain glanced at the Jade Rabbit Pharmacy and whispered:
"That monk wasn't after Ziwei, but rather Ms. Liu Yunxi, who had no household registration record. She wasn't a meme, but she carried information about the 'White Snake'."

"The White Snake? The Legend of the White Snake? We've captured a whole company of Fahais?" The team members' eyes widened in disbelief, but the captain only gave a rather unpleasant smile:
"That's not all, he also keeps a female ghost! The Guanyin Bodhisattva who fought Taibai Jinxing back then was triggered by the A Chinese Ghost Story meme."

The captain was speechless as he listened to the information, which wasn't exactly classified, and couldn't understand why this big shot would deliberately create a meme-like structure.

Judging from his impatient manner on the phone, he clearly didn't like these monks who suddenly appeared. Even so, the other party insisted on opening the pharmacy and even asked Ms. Liu to open it with him. The captain would never believe that he didn't know the Legend of the White Snake meme.

"Time travelers are great! They get to encounter female ghosts and snake spirits. Oh, and there's this white-haired girl named Serafina who doesn't have a registered household. Could she be a monster too? Fantasy novels are right, time travelers really do build harems with non-human beings, right?" The team member muttered quietly, but the captain said:
"Don't think about these things. If you're tempted, go to the hospital and see those vegetative state patients, and look at the accident files from previous years. According to the meme compilation, there have been about 20,000 transmigrator memes nationwide in the last fifty years (before the Hundred-Ton King, the selection of heroes relied on other memes). Of all those people, only one came back. About 600 of them are now lying in hospitals in a vegetative state, and the rest all died without a complete body. It's probably impossible for them to come back!" "I'm just saying! Who would actually try?" The team member was somewhat speechless, but the captain said:

"Don't say that. After confirming that the deadly meme was 'time travel,' a few idiots actually tried it, but none of them triggered the meme and they all died (the protagonist forcibly introduced causality, causing the heroes who needed to modify the causality registration to be unable to leave)."

"Are there really such fools?" The team members found it somewhat unbelievable. How could someone who had access to this information be so desperate as to commit suicide over something as trivial as life?

"Who says otherwise?" The captain shook his head, his eyes suddenly narrowing—

"Alright, we've spotted the target again. Let's get moving!"

Following the captain's words, the group immediately looked at the surveillance camera and indeed saw a large monk with a begging bowl in one hand and a staff in the other, standing not far from the pharmacy, looking around.

……

The armored Arhat entered the world of heroes and instantly felt a strange will power weighing on him, causing him to frown involuntarily:

"Is this a fate-attracting, causal spell? Luckily, I cultivated the Arhat Body and the form of a Wrathful King, otherwise I probably would have been dragged away directly! No wonder they specifically sent me here."

The armored Arhat picked up the alms bowl, and ripples began to spread across the clear water.

Following the direction of the ripples, he soon arrived at a pharmacy. To his dismay, the pharmacy was surrounded by an aura identical to the karmic force that had previously bound him.

"This isn't a coincidence, but rather they knew I was coming and were deliberately waiting for me? Come to think of it, that Guanyin incarnation was also directly teleported in front of them!"

Before arriving, the armored Arhat had already read the relevant materials, and immediately became extremely alert.

The target this time is a sorcerer who is proficient in various spells and skilled in positional warfare. To defeat him, we can only fight an encounter battle. Without prior preparation, the combat power of this system will drop drastically. As long as we don't give him the opportunity to perform the ritual, we can suppress his abilities to a large extent.

His original plan was to transform into a golden Arhat and rush over to catch him off guard. But now that there is this cause-and-effect connection, does it mean that the other party is already prepared and is just waiting for him to take the bait?
With a chill in his heart, the original thought was immediately withdrawn. The armored Arhat suddenly shook the Zen staff in his hand, and the copper ring at the top of the staff made a crisp sound. A strange vibration began to spread, and the karmic entanglement on his body was also directly torn apart.

"Fortunately, the World Honored One bestowed this magical artifact upon us. However, once the karmic connection is broken, the other party will likely notice. It's better to retreat a little further away..."

(End of this chapter)

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