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Chapter 116: Life of Wanting to Die

If you want Teacher Huang to sleep in the doghouse, just say so!

Shang Youshu glanced towards the kitchen as he listened, feeling a little tempted but also a little resistant.

"No way, you even want to eat your own melon?"

Ikeno was shocked.

Sister Shang: “…”

She tucked her hair behind her ears, winked at Chi Ye, and walked into the house: "Let's not talk about it for now, I'm going to check in in the virtual space."

Chiye: "?"

What does this have to do with anything? What is she talking about?

After recording "Time and You" with Wen Ma, am I infected?

He didn't understand what Shang Youshu meant, but he didn't care too much. He glanced at the kitchen, which was now a mess, and felt satisfied.

——I asked you to drug me, but with these four crouching dragons causing trouble, just do it.

I don’t know whether Mr. Huang’s medicine was successful, but until lunch was served, he was busy and seemed very motivated.

"Here we go, the last chicken soup is here, let's get ready to eat~"

Teacher Huang personally brought the chicken feet stew to the table and turned around and called out, "Kids, let's get going."

Chi Ye walked in from outside and said casually: "Teacher Yangzi is not here, who are you calling?"

Teacher Huang: “?”

Don't mention that big idiot to me!
unlucky!

The other children were silent, but their faces looked anxious.

Of course, the four princes were still vying to say, "I did it for Teacher Huang."

"I put the information in."

"I see the timing."

"I made chicken feet."

Chi Ye nodded and corrected them one by one: "You helped the murderer, you drugged him, you set the sentry, and you destroyed the corpse."

Finally, he looked at Jiang Cheng, who had spoken first: "Four accomplices?"

The Fourth Prince: “?!”

"Haha, Xiaochi just likes to joke."

Mother Wen came out loudly, rubbing her belly: "Alas, I've been trying to lose weight recently. I lost 40 pounds last month. I can't eat too much today."

Chi Ye glanced at Wen Ma and was a little shocked.

Because Wen Lijuan's original weight should be less than 100 kilograms, and she lost 40 kilograms...

"Mom Wen, are you going to cosplay Jiang Cheng? Do you also want to be a makeup mantis?"

Mother Wen: "?"

Jiang Cheng: "...Chi Ye, please eat more. I made this dish especially for you."

Ikeno withdrew his gaze without changing his expression and sat in his chair as if he had not heard what was said.

The barrage of comments filled the screen.

"Hhh, is it true that Huye won't get beaten to death like this?"

"Now that I have someone to back me up, I'm not afraid of anything anymore. I can say whatever I want, right?"

"Hilarious! Hurry up and let Ikeno eat the meal that Mr. Huang made himself! Hurry up!"

"Why hasn't Sister Shang come out yet?"

"Sister, sister, I can't even enjoy my meal without seeing my sister's stunning beauty!"

Everyone in the room has also noticed that there is one person missing from the dinner table.

"Where's Xiao Shang?"

"It seems to be still in the room."

"Call her out for dinner."

How could the four princes miss this opportunity?
Everyone started shouting "rushing to be the first", some people fell behind and took another approach to help Shang Youshu pull out the chair directly, then they realized that Shang Youshu had not come out yet, who knew where she would sit?
How could they sit if they were not sure of her position?

So, after the four of them finished shouting, they did not sit down immediately. Instead, they stood in front of the table like four King Kongs, posing and flirting.

“This dish is good today.”

"Jiang Cheng, please sit down."

Prince Tao directly used a little trick on Jiang Cheng, an open conspiracy, to help him pull out the chair.

Jiang Cheng glanced at him and shook his head: "It's not very convenient."

"Ok?"

Prince Tao was stunned: "Inconvenient? What's inconvenient?"

When Chi Ye heard this, he explained on behalf of his good brother: "You have hemorrhoids, why are you asking?"

Prince Tao suddenly understood.

Jiang Cheng: "...Well, I don't feel well. I'll stand for a while."

I am quite satisfied with Ikeno's "assist" this time.

Then he rolled his eyes and used the same trick, pointing to the seat and saying to Prince Tao: "Please sit down first."

Prince Tao was silent: "...What a coincidence, I've been getting angry recently and I also grew two!"

He turned and looked at the other two princes.

The two princes: "..."

A slight smile, no words, everything is said without words.

Ikeno was speechless: "They are all young men with hemorrhoids."

He couldn't stand the sight any longer and turned around and shouted, "Teacher Xiaoshang, if you don't come out now, this place is going to become an anorectal hospital. Come out and eat!"

"Is Xiao Shang feeling unwell? I'll go check it out."

Mother Wen was a little worried.

……

at the same time.

Shang Youshu was in a large room with Wen Ma and Lin Jingyi.

She was lying on her side on the bed, her face a little pale, but still smiling heartily. One hand was warming her belly, and the other hand did not forget to check in and earn points for the #池畔夏语# CP super topic.

Hearing the shouts outside, she supported herself with her arms and sat up. She hurriedly wanted to get down, but her stomach felt a little uncomfortable. After a while, she got out of bed, put on her shoes, and shouted with a smile: "I'm coming."

"Are you okay, Xiao Shang? Are you feeling unwell?"

Wen's mother walked in and asked.

"It's okay... um..." Shang Youshu glanced at the camera, turned sideways to avoid the lens, and whispered to Wen Ma: "I'm having my period..."

"Oh... then... why don't you rest for a while? I'll make you some brown sugar water?"

Although Wen's mother likes to brag, she is indeed a good head of the family.

"Need not."

Sister Shang smiled and said proudly: "I don't feel uncomfortable when I have my period, just a little bit uncomfortable. Let's go and eat."

"...Then don't drink secretly today. It's not good."

Mother Wen kept nagging: "Don't take it too seriously. You are still young now. When you reach my age, you will know...it's really okay..."

Sister Shang: “Meh?”

"Ahem... Of course, Mommy Wen is fine, but Mommy Wen has a friend, so... she must take care of her body!"

"I know. Don't worry. I know."

Shang Youshu pushed Wen Lijuan into the living room and waved to everyone, "Excuse me, you're all waiting for me, right? Let's have dinner!"

As she spoke, she glanced casually with her bright eyes and walked over to sit next to Chi Ye.

In order to get close to Shang Youshu, the four princes who had hemorrhoids in the void: "?!"

Shit, there's still room!
They locked onto the position to Shang Youshu's left, to her right was Chi Ye, and to her left...

Wen Lijuan, who had already found a seat, sat down next to Shang Youshu: "I'll sit here, hehe... It's close to the door. When I have nothing to do, I like to enjoy the cool breeze or something to exercise."

Everyone: "..."

Since Wen's mother said so, what else can they say?
They could only stare at Ikeno, who had no expression, with displeasure and jealousy.

Fuck, are you worthy enough to compete with us?

Ikeno noticed their gazes, turned around, and raised an eyebrow: "What are you looking at? Even if you look, I won't trade with you!"

Everyone: "..."

"Teacher Koike..."

Shang Youshu and the other four sat down. Seeing that no one was paying attention to them, he lowered his voice and said to Chi Ye, "These four have strong backgrounds. Why do you always clash with them?"

Chi Ye glanced at her sideways and asked, "Are you feeling unwell?"

"Huh?" Sister Shang was stunned and immediately shook her head: "No, it's fine."

Ikeno nodded and said nothing more.

He just asked casually because Shang Youshu had not come out for a long time.

Just be fine.

"Come on, everyone is here, let's get started."

Teacher He called out, but Teacher Huang held out his hand: "Hey, wait a minute."

Everyone was stunned.

Teacher Huang looked at Chi Ye and pouted: "The fans should eat first."

Everyone: "..."

Chiye: "?"

He glanced at the table full of poisonous things, and based on his memory, he picked up a piece of vinegar-stirred potato shreds made by Wen Ma's son Basa. He took a bite and nodded repeatedly: "Delicious, delicious."

Teacher Huang: “?”

Just as he was about to continue speaking, Teacher He grabbed him and said with a smile, "Come on, let's officially start."

"Together, we are 'Life Wants to Die'!"

"Began to eat!"

All the guests started eating, but Mr. Huang was still unwilling to give up. He opened the steaming hot chicken feet pot and chased after them: "Come on, Chi Ye, try this. I made it especially for you. It's very nutritious."

Chi Ye took a look at the chicken feet stew. The rotten ingredients inside were faintly mixed with the smell of Teacher Huang's saliva and hand sanitizer. He looked at Shang Youshu and muttered in a low voice: "Let me tell you about Rise's big melon."

Sister Shang, who had been listless, was startled. A blush appeared on her angelic face. She looked at the four princes with her bright eyes, then looked away. After a moment's thought, she said, "I think I bought these chicken feet yesterday..."

"Um?!"

When the four Vajras heard the sound, they were startled and looked at each other.

Prince Mang was the quickest to react. He picked up a chicken foot with his chopsticks and ate it without hesitation: "Hmm... this chicken foot is delicious!"

"...I like chicken feet too. Youshu and I went out to buy some yesterday."

Prince Tao was not in a hurry and picked up the chopsticks.

Then came the Cool Prince.

Jiang Cheng stared at these three idiots in amazement, feeling dizzy and shouting in his heart: "Fuck you, I'm the hero! I'm the hero!!"
"I like to drink soup, everyone move aside, I'll pour some soup to mix with the rice!"

He stood up directly, not afraid of the hot chicken feet, and poured all the soup into his bowl.

I thought to myself, I'll get the team to make a public announcement when I get back, saying #Dream of Xiyuan is so good! Don't spoil Jiang Cheng too much! #
Chi Ye looked at the chicken feet pot that was "destroyed" in an instant and was amazed at Sister Shang's method - a trick to kill four people! !
Ran Qiao on the other side looked at this scene and felt a little nauseous...

She and Chi Ye had just seen how Mr. Huang cooked, and seeing that every one of the four princes had an expression of "unparalleled deliciousness" on their faces, this...

Are all four of them pica?!
"Eh... these chicken feet don't seem to have much flavor, they're just too yellow."

At this time, Wen's mother, who was particularly hard on herself in order to lose weight, had already taken a chicken foot. After taking a few bites, she frowned and criticized: "It's tasteless."

Teacher Huang: “?!”

Teacher He said hurriedly, "Baby, this is for dipping in soup."

Mother Wen: “…”

He glanced at the chicken feet soup that had been "swept away" by Jiang Cheng.

"Um…"

Jiang Cheng, who had already finished a chicken foot, felt guilty when he saw this. He immediately changed the subject and nodded in amazement: "Wow... this chicken foot... this chicken foot stew is really good."

Prince Mang next to him also followed suit, praising: "Chef Huang!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Why does this title feel a bit weird?

Ikeno, who was standing nearby, picked up another serving of vinegar-fried potato shreds with his chopsticks and retorted, "That's not a very nice title, huh? Besides, Mr. Huang is still a bit far from being a 'god'."

Everyone was puzzled, and Teacher Huang was overjoyed.

From the sound of it, Ikeno actually wants to support him?
"It's indeed not quite there yet." Teacher Huang waved his hand as if he didn't care and looked at Chi Ye, waiting for his answer.

Ikeno glanced at Mr. Huang in confusion and said, "It's okay. Mr. Huang is still a little bit away from being a god, but he's very far from being a human."

"Cough cough..."

Shang Youshu just secretly took a sip of hot water and almost choked.

Everyone: "..."

Teacher Huang smiled with relief.

That's right, this is Ikeno, this is the damn Ikeno!!

You die! !
"Hahaha, Huye made me laugh to death. Tell Mr. Huang that my defense is broken."

"6, this episode is really good."

"I strongly recommend that Hu Ye stay in Mushroom House. Teacher Huang will live ten years less!"

"..."

Teacher He knocked Chi Ye and couldn't hold it in any longer: "Eat."

"okay."

Ikeno lowered his head and began to eat, but lightly skipped the heavy-flavored foods such as crab and chicken feet pot.

The comments started to flash again: "Send me the sensitivity to avoid the poison, waiting online, very urgent."

At the dinner table, after such a commotion, the atmosphere became more and more cheerful. Prince Tao suppressed his nausea and finished the chicken feet stew. He did not forget to say to Shang Youshu: "The chicken feet we bought together are delicious."

Sister Shang turned her head and looked at Chi Ye, lowering her voice: "Can he be the spokesperson for Zhang Xianming's chicken feet?"

Chiye: "..."

Prince Tao here didn't know that he was being teased by Sister Shang. After eating the chicken feet, he urgently needed to suppress the churning in his stomach.

My eyes were fixed on the fried liver that Teacher Huang specially made today.

He is from Beijing, and this was the dish he specially ordered before coming.

Prince Tao couldn't wait to put the fried liver into his mouth. He chewed it carefully for two seconds and instantly felt an unconcealable taste in his mouth... The taste was not stinky, but a salted fish that had been dead for half a year. It was so salty that it distorted his sense of taste.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Teacher Huang noticed his expression and asked with concern.

Prince Tao: "Teacher Huang, this fried liver is too salty! Too salty!"

Teacher Huang: “Ah?”

Seeing this, Teacher He stood up without any surprise and said, "If it's salty, just drink some water."

Prince Peach: "..."

"No need to drink water."

Chi Ye had almost finished his meal and immediately suggested, "Aren't Wen Ma's chicken feet flavorless? Let Wen Ma dip them in your fried liver, and then you eat Wen Ma's chicken feet. Wouldn't that be just right?"

Everyone: "?!"

Prince Peach: "???"

genius!

discharge!

Everyone's expressions were complicated by Chi Ye's description. Wen's mother put down the chicken feet silently. After feeling everyone's gaze, she remained calm and said, "Well, when I was young, I ate chicken feet every day. I got tired of it."

"Mother Wen ate Phoenix when she was young."

“…I’m full too.”

Sister Shang felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach again. She took a sip of hot water and stood up. "You guys continue eating. Call me when you're ready."

"It's okay, no need..."

Before Wen Lijuan could finish her words, Jiang Cheng said, "Youshu, you don't have to clean up. I'll do it."

"I'm best at washing dishes. I often wash dishes for fun at home."

Ikeno handed over the bowl he had just finished eating: "Thank you."

Jiang Cheng: “?!”

Fuck your mother, if you dare to give me a bowl, I will put poison in your bowl!

The others followed suit and after finishing their meal, they handed their bowls to Jiang Cheng.

"Isn't that too much?" Mother Wen asked concernedly, "When I was young, I could only brush forty or fifty."

Jiang Cheng: "...Not many, I've killed a hundred."

Mother Wen: "?"

He smiled and glanced at him, patted his shoulder, stood up and said, "I'll go in and see Xiao Shang, you two can chat."

But after everyone finished their meal, they started to feel sleepy, and they still had to work in the afternoon. The most important thing was... Shang Youshu came into the room, and the Fourth Prince could no longer compete!

Therefore, the Fourth Prince could only work listlessly, glancing at Shang Youshu's door from time to time.

Chi Ye sighed: "Is this Feng Aotian's happiness? It's so satisfying to act for Sister Shang!"

(End of this chapter)