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Chapter 117 Happy Day, Sister Shang
Chapter 117: Sister Shang's Happy Day
now.
Sister Shang, the "Feng Aotian" mentioned by Chi Ye, was lying on her side like a cooked shrimp, bent over. After sending away Wen Ma who cared about her, she put on the Bluetooth headset.
Familiar emo music sounded.
Her mood then became low, but when she opened her Moments, inspiration struck her.
"Um…"
She suddenly paused, closed the Moments interface again, and carefully checked to see if she had blocked Chi Ye. After getting the answer, she breathed a sigh of relief, opened Moments again, and posted a "hearty" post:
It arrived as expected, bringing not only severe physical pain but also an inextricable gloom in my heart. I felt like a fragile object. The aches in my body and the grievances in my heart reminded me that I was vulnerable at this moment.
Shang Youshu found a crying cat emoticon in her collection of "Friends Circle" pictures, pasted it, checked it for typos, and clicked publish.
Nod with satisfaction.
"Hmm... I'll reward myself by reading two chapters of a sweet romance novel!"
"Just two chapters! Okay, just two chapters, then I'll take a break!"
She turned over happily, fluttered twice, opened a female-oriented software, and began her own "two-dimensional" journey.
……
Two o'clock in the afternoon.
"Is everyone gathered?"
"Where's Sister Shang? Where did Sister Shang go again?"
"Xiao Shang..."
"I'm coming, I'm coming."
Shang Youshu changed into a tight sun-protective outfit, and tied her long hair into a simple ponytail. She looked full of energy, but her fairy-like face was obviously flushed. "Let's go!"
Mother Wen looked at her and saw that she looked full of energy. She twitched her nose and frowned immediately: "You..."
"It's okay, I'm back to full health!"
Shang Youshu was so proud that his steps staggered unconsciously.
Haha, just an aunt, so ridiculous.
"Then let's go."
The others were unaware of the "embarrassment" of the top star. When Teacher Huang saw everyone coming out, he immediately waved and headed to the place where they were going to plant rice this afternoon.
——The daily life in "Mushroom House": working, eating, chatting and sleeping.
As the new flying guests this time, Chi Ye and Ran Qiao naturally have to work in the fields.
But neither Chi Ye nor Ran Qiao had much experience in farm work, so they could only learn while working.
On the other side, not far from them.
The Four Heavenly Kings also don't know how to do farm work, but in order to appear more "favored" in front of the camera, the four of them started fighting for the Nth time.
But the chief director was furious: "Everyone can only complete their own tasks."
The four princes looked at each other in bewilderment.
Sister Shang, who had just fully recharged her energy and was about to collapse after being tortured again, waved her hand as if she had been pardoned. "Did you hear that? Go, go, go, all of you."
"……OK then."
"Youshu, tell me when you're tired."
"Sister, let me pour you some water."
"..."
The Fourth Prince left reluctantly. Shang Youshu curled his lips slightly and muttered, "Do I still need your help? Humph."
Although she had never done this kind of work before, she was smart and had specifically asked others for information before coming to the Mushroom House.
Hmm... should be okay, right?
Sister Shang started working with full confidence, and before long... she was sweating profusely.
How come it sounds so different from what it actually does?
Well... she is a lazy dog who is so lazy that she has to use a balance bike to get around... she really didn't learn it seriously.
Also, my lower abdomen feels a little uncomfortable.
If I had known... I wouldn't have secretly drunk alcohol after reading the sweet love story at noon.
She was so happy that she turned to sorrow. She looked up and saw that everyone else was working. She gritted her teeth and felt that she could not ruin everyone's fun, so she could only continue to work hard.
While working, in order to motivate himself, he kept muttering to himself: "After I finish this, I will go find Chi Ye to eat melons... After I finish this, I will go find Chi Ye to eat melons..."
The power is gradually restored, the battery is fully charged, and I am getting more and more excited!
"Holy shit, what is she doing?!"
While Chi Ye, who was not far away, was taking a break to drink water, he noticed Shang Youshu's "swift and decisive knife-cutting" and muttering to himself with full energy, and was greatly shocked.
"You're just trying to comfort yourself after doing it twice?!"
"A self-deceiving personality?! I've seen people fooling others, but this is the first time I've seen one fooling themselves!"
“…Yes, Sister Shang is amazing.”
Ran Qiao next to him also sighed, looking at his and Chi Ye's "masterpiece": "We are both really useless."
"..." Chi Ye glanced at the Fourth Prince: "It doesn't matter, there are people who are more useless than us."
You can tell from their names that there are four princes. It's okay to let them compete with Guan Gong and fight Lu Bu, but asking the four young masters to do farm work really touches on their blind spots in knowledge.
At this moment, the four men were working on the surface, but in fact, they had started fighting again because of the "accumulated grudges" of the morning.
The cause of the incident was caused by the "second male lead" Tao Taizi.
In "Dream of Xiyuan", Jiang Cheng's ranking is higher than his, and his name is in front of his. At noon, he called the team outside and asked them to buy the hot search entry #Movie star makes his first TV series debut, but is suppressed#
Unexpectedly, the effect is quite good, because "Dream of Xiyuan" is promoted as a "double male lead"... Then why do you, Jiang Cheng, think you can suppress the "movie star"?
It’s all thanks to your dad!
Jiang Cheng's reputation was damaged and he was furious.
He then asked the team to fight back and bought a black trending search about spitting at the Peach Prince concert.
In the video, Prince Tao was singing well, but suddenly he spat a mouthful of yellow phlegm onto the stage. This incident had been mocked by other opponents before, and now it was brought up again.
Prince Tao's eyes turned red, so he bought a tear-off calendar from Arthur's studio, and dreamed every day of becoming famous and beating out these old traffic stars.
The male Simang Prince did not forget his original intention. He did not care that the two had exposed each other's shortcomings. He just pretended to be stupid and claimed the fifth place. He also posted on Weibo himself:
【It’s good that newcomers can learn~】
In fact, the team behind it bought a lot of water army, and all the short videos showed the fourth male crying on the set, with the background music "The only pure white jasmine~"
The richest of the four, Prince Cool, frowned and thought to himself that these idiots were really annoying. "Dream of Xiyuan" was invested by Cool, didn't you know?
He just took out his phone and called his agent and the film company.
Not long after, several people who were still working hard on "Dream of Xiyuan" received a piece of news at the same time - the show was over, and the crew had to reshoot 20 highlight scenes of saving the heroine. In addition, the ending CP line of Cool Prince would be forcibly changed to "Sole Beauty", which would be even more cruel!
Everyone: "?!"
Sister Shang, who had just finished her work and was now in tears of excitement, said: "?!"
The sky is falling!
The top-tier star, who had already drunk a little, immediately became excited - everyone in the circle knows that I have a good temper, but you can't really think that I don't have a temper!
I immediately called the studio and said only one thing: "I don't care if you change the show, but I don't have the schedule!"
The film crew felt Sister Shang’s “anger” and suddenly lost all thoughts.
Indeed, Sister Shang has an extremely good temper. She can even play with unknown celebrities without any airs. But if she really goes too far, there will obviously be a price to pay.
She is someone who can compete with "Mi Xue Shi Tai" like Sheng Ning!
The film company cancelled the outrageous scene of rescuing the heroine 20 times, and finally changed it to the Cool Prince going alone to reshoot (add scenes) for 200 minutes.
The Cool Prince was a little dissatisfied, but he could do nothing about the "furious" Sister Shang.
The matter ended here. Chi Ye and others witnessed this "big melon" throughout the whole process. Until they finished their work in the afternoon, when Shang Youshu came over again, Chi Ye was still savoring the excitement of the period.
"What are you doing?"
As the two were walking back, Chi Ye noticed Shang Youshu's hesitant look.
“…Guaguagua!”
Sister Shang looked around and lowered her voice: "You promised me!"
Ikeno was stunned for a moment before he remembered that this seemed to be the case.
He paused and said, "Weren't you satisfied with your own melon just now?"
"That doesn't count. I have to listen to Rise."
Sister Shang waved her hands, her bright eyes suspicious: "You are not trying to cheat, are you? Teacher Xiaochi, are you trying to lie to me?"
"Of course not." "Then tell me."
Ikeno pondered.
Sister Shang was curious: "Tell me about Shen Qingyu."
"Huh?" Ikeno was stunned: "Why?"
"I just feel that his last... action was different from what I remembered. He shouldn't have the brains and skills to do that. Yue Na was hurt so much by him alone."
Chi Ye paused and nodded: "...wait for me to think of making one...hmm...think of one."
"I'm not very clear about what happened to Shen Qingyu last time...but I know a little bit about other things."
He thought about it seriously. Shang Youshu was like a silly spore, following him closely, staring at him expectantly, looking forward to his "big revelation".
The fourth prince, who was lagging behind not far away, saw this and gnashed his teeth.
"Fuck, no, Chi Ye is not the male lead of Dream of Xiyuan, and he got in on it?!"
"I'm really impressed. After arguing for so long, Chi Ye is the winner in the end?"
"She's not satisfied with just living off Jin Xia, and now she wants to steal Sister Shang's?"
"A bunch of idiots, if you hadn't done this, how could Sister Shang ignore us?"
"..."
The four continued to fight among themselves.
"Is it there? Is it there?"
Shang Youshu was waiting anxiously by the side. If she hadn't taken her "personality" into consideration, she would have been scratching her head!
Ikeno clapped his hands: "Got it!"
"what? What?"
Chi Ye met those eyes, which were as clear as autumn water, and said word by word: "Shen Qingyu has changed his gender!"
"?!"
Shang Youshu shuddered, extremely excited: "Who is he with from Rise?! Could it be that he's with some big boss, so the big boss helped him "kill" Yue Na... Oh my god..."
Chiye: "?"
"Oh... no, I mean..." Sister Shang reacted, her face turned serious, and she said seriously: "Are there any other melons?"
Chi Ye thought for a moment and said, "The reason why Shen Qingyu stole Peng Chen's..."
"wait!"
Sister Shang took out a small notebook with a certain ACG CP printed on it, turned a page, and said seriously: "Okay, you continue, I'll write it down!"
Chiye: "..."
Wow, how come it’s more serious than taking the civil service exam?
He paused and continued, "The reason Shen Qingyu stole Peng Chen's toilet brush was because Peng Chen's wife was the first one to fall in love with him."
Shang Youshu's eyes widened, his heart pounding: "Keep going! Keep going!"
"But Shen Qingyu doesn't like taking baths... He's the kind of person who is dirty inside and out. Just think about it, he could do something like that last time. His heart is so dirty! In comparison, Lao Peng is a little more "pure"... So..."
"So," Shang Youshu bit her lower lip, her voice jumping with joy as she reasoned, "The vengeance for stealing a rich woman is irreconcilable! To avenge Peng Chen, Shen Qingyu stole his toilet brush and brutally made it impossible for him to clean the toilet!"
"Yeah." Ikeno nodded: "You are really smart."
Sister Shang, however, was enjoying the meal and sighed, "Revenge for the rich woman! No one can tolerate this!"
She turned and grabbed Chi Ye: "Anything else? Teacher Xiao Chi, say a few more and you will be my God!"
Chi Ye shook his head indifferently: "That's another price."
Sister Shang: “?!”
She looked down at herself, then stared at Chi Ye's face for a long time, curled her lips, and smiled as she extended her index finger: "Teacher Xiaochi, don't get close to hell~"
After saying that, she put her hands behind her back and walked forward excitedly.
Occasionally, you can hear the satisfied murmurs of "I finally got the real thing".
Chiye: "?"
Shouldn't this sentence be mine?
But she must have been drinking, right? Why did I smell a little bit of alcohol just now...
……
Everyone returned to the Mushroom House. It was getting dark. Teacher Huang and Basa went to cook. Chi Ye, Ran Qiao, Shang Youshu and others were also assigned the task of working together to make a dish, with Chi Ye in charge of the cooking.
Well... the four princes are still hostile to each other.
Mother Wen took the lead in ordering: "I want to eat barbecue."
Ikeno shook his head when he heard it: "I'll do it if I click a little."
Mother Wen looked at him: "Then what do you say?"
Ikeno: "Order takeout."
"puff."
Sister Shang, who was secretly sipping the "hot water", was already feeling dizzy, and now she felt even more dizzy after hearing this: "Teacher Xiaochi, I love listening to you talk so much."
Ran Qiao was also unable to hold back, and pulled Chi Ye: "Brother Chi, don't make trouble."
"Hey, I think it really works!"
But Wen's mother listened to it - although this is a mountain village, the latest season of "Mushroom House" has long lost the "primitive" feeling of the beginning.
You can actually order takeout... Of course, it can't be exposed in the camera of the program crew.
"I'm really craving this. The last time I ate takeout was twenty years ago..."
Sister Shang was curious: "Where was takeout twenty years ago?"
Chi Ye was surprised: "Don't you know? Mother Wen started it twenty years ago!"
Everyone: "..."
Mother Wen smiled slightly and raised her finger: "Sister can eat several kilograms by herself, how about you?"
Everyone looked at each other.
Jiang Cheng came back to his senses, and the little bitch was provoked and said bluntly: "I can eat five pounds!"
Ikeno: "You better be talking about food."
"Hahaha…"
Shang Youshu laughed out loud beside him, very loudly.
"Sister...be careful. You can mute your laughter, but you can't blur your face, right?"
Ran Qiao couldn't bear to watch it anymore. She felt that this sister was a little drunk.
"Oh...oh...thank you, I understand."
Sister Shang also reacted and immediately put on a cold face: "Teacher Xiaochi, pay attention to the resin."
Chi Ye spread his hands and said nothing more.
Finally, at Wen Ma's strong request, everyone ate barbecue... Of course, Shang Youshu didn't eat it.
Originally, Shang Jie was also greedy, but she was afraid of gaining weight, so she finally "convinced" herself: "I'll have a cheat meal today."
Ikeno was very surprised: "Who are you deceiving with this cheat meal? Are you deceiving yourself?"
Shang Youshu was slightly angry.
Mother Wen stepped forward and made the final decision: "You can't eat or drink anymore, understand?"
Shang Youshu wilted, shook his head angrily, and said nothing more.
Ikeno took out his cell phone to chat with Karl Lagerfeld and asked about the progress of the crew's construction.
Half an hour later, dinner officially started in the Mushroom House.
……
at the same time.
Yue Na Headquarters.
Ji Heming frowned and asked with his phone in hand, "Are you sure? Are you sure he said that?!"
"Fuck, I just feel that this matter is not that simple!"
(End of this chapter)
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