Who said this top flow is crazy! This top flow is awesome!
Chapter 119 Late-night yue scene, poisonous beans 20 poisoned everyone!
Chapter 119 Late-night yue scene, poisonous beans 2.0 poisoned everyone!
Shang Youshu was originally crying, but when she heard what Chi Ye said, she was stunned and muttered in defense: "I didn't eat at the buffet."
Then he adjusted his mood and continued to cry.
Chiye: "..."
This is the strength of Sister Tianxian!
This emotional connection is invincible.
"...Well, stop crying. Others might hear it and find out."
Sure enough, this sentence is very effective.
Sister Shang immediately stopped sobbing, and looked at Chi Ye through the opaque door of the bathroom: "Teacher Xiaochi, can you help me?"
"No."
"Wuwuwu." Sister Shang started whimpering again, but she was afraid that the sound was too loud and would disturb others, so she bit her sleeve again, "Wuwuwu."
Ikeno: "...wait for me to finish."
"Oh?"
Sister Shang was really tearful, with a heavy nasal voice: "Why are you so mean? I'm older than you, can you please stop teasing me all the time?"
Chi Ye was speechless: "How can I get into the girls' dormitory in the middle of the night? There are no shops nearby, and ordering takeout will take a while. Wait for me to think of another way..."
"Why not just tell the production team..."
"No, don't! Don't!"
Sister Shang shook her head frantically, anxiously saying: "Don't tell anyone!"
If I tell you, won't I just have to squat here and be "watched" by everyone?!
dying!
Ikeno: "So what do you say? How about toilet paper?"
"Toilet paper... woooo, toilet paper won't work, it's not waterproof..."
Chiye: "Huh?"
"...Go find Mom Wen. Mom Wen knows...she should be coming soon. Ask her to help me find...some sanitary napkins."
"Okay, then wait for me."
Ikeno nodded, wondering what was going on.
Little Rose is really something, why does she always do stupid things? She even drinks alcohol during her period... Doesn't she feel uncomfortable if she doesn't cause some harm to her body?
No, now it should not be called Little Rose, it should be Little Snow.
Well, she is worthy of being a top star who is more popular than Karl Lagerfeld and Sister Pliers. She has many nicknames!
Chi Ye muttered to himself as he cautiously walked to the female guard's side. Seeing that the light inside was still on, he paused, then bravely shouted, "Wen Ma? Wen Ma~"
"Um?!"
In the institute.
Wen's mother was still being held up by someone, and when she heard the noise, she was startled and cursed: "Fuck, who is this?! Are you a hooligan?!"
Chi Ye: "...It's me, Wen Ma, I'm Xiao Chi."
"Xiao Chi is acting like a hooligan?!"
Mother Wen was furious: "I'm already this old, and you're still doing this?!"
Chi Ye couldn't hold it in any longer: "Sister Shang couldn't wait, so she went to the men's bathroom and forgot to bring her sanitary napkins, so she asked me to come find you..."
"……oh."
Wen Lijuan in the station was stunned and said awkwardly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier, you...ah? Xiao Shang went to the men's bathroom? She..."
"Mother Wen, have you finished your work?"
Chi Ye interrupted, still concerned about Sister Shang's social death.
"Hmm..." Mother Wen from the institute was silent: "I'll try to find some connections here and get you through the back door. Don't worry."
"... Mommy Wen, please stop talking. It's disgusting."
Ikeno decisively gave up and continued to wait here...
What if it gets out tomorrow that #a famous celebrity was waiting outside the toilet door of a 60-year-old man late at night#
How embarrassing?
As for who is the most popular star... don't ask, the answer is to take out a loan in advance!
"Is everyone asleep in the house? Tell me where it is and I'll go in and get it for her."
"Lin Jingyi is not here, so it's that girl Ran Qiao who sleeps so soundly. She falls asleep as soon as she enters the room. She's even more punctual than a grandma like me... She snores like she's in a war. It's good to be young. She falls asleep as soon as she lies down..."
"Stop talking. If you keep talking, Sister Shang's legs will become numb from squatting."
Chi Ye had to interrupt Wen Ma's chatter again.
"Oh... then I'll tell you where it is... uh, I don't know either."
Chiye: "..."
"But I know where her bag is. I saw her touch it during the day...it should be..."
Relying on her memories, Wen's mother communicated with Chi Ye.
After writing it down, Ikeno walked into the "girls' dormitory" without looking around, and then found... it was indeed empty... Well, the little sister's sleep quality is really good.
I really couldn’t tell during the day that such a beautiful little girl could sleep so violently.
The earwax is about to be shaken out.
She should be able to start a business with Yang Shuo and You Han, open an ear cleaning shop, and the business will definitely be booming!
While thinking this, Chi Ye was looking for something, but what Wen Ma said was too vague and Shang Youshu's bag was too messy. He searched for a long time and finally found the "personal belongings" prepared by Sister Shang.
He swore he saw nothing else.
He also didn't notice more than a dozen mobile phones, a certain website's collector's edition book "Women, Come Up and Move Yourself", various two-dimensional sexy comics with illustrations of handsome guys, diet pills, and... various serious massage products for women. He just walked out without looking around and returned to the men's door.
"Teacher… Koike? Is that you?"
Sister Shang, her calves trembling a little, crouched down, looking delicate and weak.
"It's not me, I'm Jiang Cheng."
"ah?!!"
Sister Shang was struck by lightning.
Then he reacted and laughed: "Stop teasing me, okay? Did you find Mother Wen?"
"I found it, but it's not Mother Wen. She hasn't come out yet. I found it in your bag."
Chi Ye nodded, then asked: "How do I get it in?"
"You found it in my bag...oh, you found it in my...what?!!"
In the bag?!
Shang Youshu's pupils trembled for a second, and then instantly fell silent at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Sister Shang? Sister Shang?"
Ikeno called out tentatively.
It’s over, it’s over…
Didn't he see everything?!
The whole pill is spicy.
Shang Youshu's mind was in a mess.
Is it possible to migrate to Mars now? She feels that Earth is no longer suitable for her to stay.
Goodbye, Mom. I'm going to sail far away tonight. Don't worry about me. I have oars for happiness and wisdom!
"business…"
Ikeno was about to shout.
Da da da.
There were more footsteps in the corridor around the corner behind me.
Jiang Cheng covered his eyes and walked out, wondering, "Hey, who are you talking to...who's in the bathroom?"
Chi Ye turned around.
Sister Shang in the bathroom raised her head and her body became even stiffer.
Because she is dead now.
The body of a dead person will only become stiffer and stiffer!
"Oh, Teacher Huang is making a cake for Lin Jingyi inside."
Jiang Cheng: “???”
His eyes suddenly fell on the sanitary napkin in Chi Ye's hand. He was stunned and shocked: "What... is this?"
Chi Ye remained calm: "Why? I stole it for Shen Qingyu, so it's not okay?"
Jiang Cheng: "..."
As expected, he is the soul of Rise!
He seemed to have something urgent to do, so he rubbed his arm again and didn't say much to Chi Ye. He turned around and walked out of the cabin. It seemed that he was going to make a phone call.
"Why do I feel like he's weird..."
Chi Ye was puzzled, but when he saw him walking away, he turned back and found that the bathroom door had been opened a little gap at some point.
"Teacher Koike, give it to me."
Sister Shang's voice sounded a little weak, and it seemed that her condition was getting worse.
Chi Ye handed the things in and asked, "Do we need to go to the hospital?"
"……Need not."
Sister Shang on the other end had murderous intent in her eyes and hesitated for a long time while staring at the crack in the door.
But when she thought about how Ikeno would rather say "he stole it" than "expose" her, she felt a little soft-hearted.
Forget it…forget it.
Spare his life!
Just pretend nothing happened.
She closed the door with a click.
When he came out again, he found that Chi Ye Ren had disappeared, but there was a cup of freshly poured hot water on the table.
Shang Youshu was stunned for a moment, feeling relieved but also a little like laughing. Shang Youshu, Shang Youshu, you are so smart... How could you... How could you be so humiliating?!
It’s okay, this life will pass quickly, and I must start a new life in the next life.
She lied to herself, picked up the disposable paper cup and drank the hot water in one gulp. She felt much better, then took the garbage bag she had just packed, walked to the trash can outside the yard and threw it in before returning to the cabin.
One minute later.
Jiang Cheng returned from outside the courtyard, walked to the table and took a look, wondering: "Hey, where is the hot water I just poured?"
"Fuck, it must be Chi Ye. Not only did he steal my popularity, he also stole my hot water!"
Jiang Cheng cursed loudly and turned back to the dormitory.
Soon, the dormitory became lively again.
the other side.
Ikeno hummed twice, hung up the phone, glanced at the night sky, and leisurely returned to his cabin.
……
Sister Shang dragged her tired body back to the house. Ran Qiao's "fighting" sounds continued in the house, and the light in the bathroom was still on.
"Ok?"
She felt a little strange and worried, so she walked over and asked, "Auntie Wen? Are you going to the capital for some business? Are you still not well?"
"yue!"
Wen Lijuan could be heard vomiting from inside. She was weak and surprised: "Xiao Shang, are you done?"
Sister Shang nodded sincerely: "I'm done."
Mother Wen didn't hear clearly. At this moment, she was also dizzy and her stomach was churning. She peed into the toilet a few times before her voice became weak: "It seems that my sister has been infected again..."
"what?"
Shang Youshu finally woke up and asked hurriedly: "What's wrong? Open the door!"
"I think I ate something unclean...yue! This feels...poisonous~bean~!"
"No...bile is coming out!"
Mother Wen opened the door, her face pale: "Sister, I think I need to have my stomach washed, otherwise there is poison in my stomach."
Sister Shang was startled and said quickly, "Teacher Huang gave the wrong person medicine?!"
"It's not jail yellow, right? Can I have a second chance with Yao Jie?"
Mother Wen was also stunned for a moment, and then felt that it was impossible.
What kind of grudge or vengeance did the prison guard have? He was chasing me and killing me?!
"Mutton... there must be something wrong with the mutton, yue~"
Mother Wen sighed again.
Sister Shang was surprised: "Then why am I fine?"
"You...I don't know either. Weren't you feeling uncomfortable just now?"
"Isn't that what you drink..."
"Hurry up and tell the production team... If it's too late, I'm afraid I'll only be able to work in heaven from now on. I don't want to go to heaven yet."
"..."
Shang Youshu reacted and hurried to call the staff, while the little sister Ran Qiao was still sleeping soundly in this situation.
——She was awakened by the churning in her stomach.
The first thing he did when he woke up was to run to the toilet and vomit. His face turned pale and he said, "It's over, it's over... I've vomited out all the energy of the day."
Soon, the program crew as well as Teacher Huang, Teacher He, Ikeno and others rushed over.
They were accompanied by medical staff, and they arrived much faster than expected, as if they had arrived early because of other matters.
Ikeno looked at them and nodded to the leader.
Shang Youshu was startled, and looked at Chi Ye with bright eyes, curving his eyes.
Chiye: "?"
Why are you looking at me like that?!
Want to "silence someone"?!
"what happened?"
Teacher He and the others were sweating profusely, and Teacher Huang's face was even uglier. She waved her hands repeatedly, "It has nothing to do with me. She's not my target... Oh no, I mean, I didn't do it this time! I didn't do it!"
Everyone: "..."
"The problem with the mutton."
The medical staff only took a quick look at the lamb skewers they had left over from the night, took a bite, spat it out, and said, "This tastes a bit bad. It's spoiled lamb."
"...What should I do? Gastric lavage?"
"Did you eat a lot? If you didn't eat much, you don't need to wash it. It's too painful. Drink more water after vomiting to expel the poison..."
Everyone looked at each other.
Then they all looked at the old glutton Wen Lijuan.
Mother Wen: "...I ate three pounds. Is that too much?"
The medical staff was shocked: "Mr. Duo?!"
"Three pounds."
Everyone continued to look at her.
"Two...two pounds."
Teacher Huang was anxious: "It's already this late, why are you still bragging?! How much is it?"
“…less than a pound…”
"That won't do either. This is too much. How did you manage to hold on until now?"
The medical staff was very anxious: "This person needs to be sent for gastric lavage immediately... It's too dangerous!"
"Ah? Wash again?"
Wen's mother's face was ashen.
"Mom, the basin is here."
His son Basa walked over quickly and handed him a washbasin.
Mother Wen cried out again and weakly shouted, "Son... come and see me, I'm vomiting blood, I'm vomiting blood!"
Basa: "...Mom, that's the red flower at the bottom of the basin..."
"...Mom is vomiting flowers." Wen's mother was foaming at the mouth and was unconscious: "We mother and son have been plotted against!"
Everyone: "..."
"It's over, is this really confusing?! Go to the hospital!"
"Where are the others? If anyone feels unwell, tell me right away. We need to get our stomachs pumped right away!"
The chief director came over and asked everyone nervously.
As a result, among everyone, only Teacher Wen, who ate the most, was the most seriously ill. Ran Qiao felt much better after vomiting, as she indeed didn't eat much at night.
The rest…
There were only Jiang Cheng and a few others.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng also felt his stomach churning, his throat moving, and he felt like vomiting.
But seeing that the program crew had turned on the camera at this time, and then seeing Wen's mother's "embarrassed" appearance, he immediately had an idea.
He waved to show that he was fine and was ready to follow the medical team after leaving the cabin.
But... just as everyone was about to leave, the churning in his stomach suddenly intensified. His throat moved and he accidentally made a sound. He glanced at the camera, gritted his teeth, and regurgitated his food.
"Okay." Ikeno looked at him and pointed at him: "There's another one here who secretly eats at the buffet."
"Arthur! What are you doing? Spit it out! It's poisonous!"
Teacher Huang was amused: "Do you really want me to die?"
Arthur: “…”
"Let's go, let's all go, it's best to check them all."
Everyone left the cabin in a whimpering voice. In the end, only Wen Ma and Jiang Cheng, a few guests who had serious reactions, were sent to the nearby hospital for gastric lavage.
After the remaining few people were sure that everything was fine, they returned to their rooms to rest.
On the road.
The leading medical officer looked at Arthur and asked, "Why did you call me just now?"
"Oh, don't mention it. I didn't hug her just now, and I almost got into a fight with those three idiots... I twisted my arm."
"Oh, it's okay, I'll help you take a look..."
Medical staff checked it out.
……
at the same time.
Shi Jinwei finished a tiring day of announcements, boarded the plane to "Mushroom House", and dozed off.
"When will Chu Hanzhou arrive? We agreed to promote the drama together, so what's he doing now?"
"They said we'll meet outside the Mushroom House. It's okay. Sister Shi hates him, so this is better."
"That being said, Sister Shi, there are people I hate even more..."
"Shh, keep your voices down, let Sister Shi have a good rest..."
(End of this chapter)
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